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(Buzzfeed)   Today on "Eww", we'll take a look at Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend who is twice her age   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 115
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2012-11-12 07:31:22 PM
Modern received wisdom on tolerance: 'Icky' is never a valid reason to question any person's sexuality or choice of romantic partner -- unless that choice involves a straight, white guy.

Personally, I think #4 & 5 are about the most comfortable I've seen Mary-Kate Olsen look in a public appearance picture in about a decade.
 
2012-11-12 07:38:17 PM
Actually, that's the first photo I've seen of either of the twins where they didn't look like a giant headed alien on a stick figure body. She actually looked like a normal person in the photos.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 08:07:22 PM
They're kind of funny looking but they're also insanely rich. I'm tempted. The other one can call me. I'm also twice her age so it'll make a good double date.
 
2012-11-12 08:22:49 PM
He looks 52 if he looks a day.

I'm almost 47 and he looks way older than me.
 
2012-11-12 08:31:08 PM
That is one clingy fellow. He's holding on to her like he thinks she's going to escape.
 
2012-11-12 08:36:15 PM

Ambivalence: That is one clingy fellow. He's holding on to her like he thinks she's going to escape.


s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Yeah, this looks like a hostage situation.
 
2012-11-12 08:51:21 PM

propasaurus: Ambivalence: That is one clingy fellow. He's holding on to her like he thinks she's going to escape.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x434]

Yeah, this looks like a hostage situation.


Stockholm syndrome perhaps?
 
2012-11-12 08:57:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 09:02:48 PM

propasaurus: Ambivalence: That is one clingy fellow. He's holding on to her like he thinks she's going to escape.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x434]

Yeah, this looks like a hostage situation.


It looks like he has injected her with some kind of paralytic agent. She is powerless in his grasp.

So help me, if the next shot is him licking her face....no? Whew.
 
2012-11-12 09:06:24 PM

Dallymo: propasaurus: Ambivalence: That is one clingy fellow. He's holding on to her like he thinks she's going to escape.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x434]

Yeah, this looks like a hostage situation.

It looks like he has injected her with some kind of paralytic agent. She is powerless in his grasp.

So help me, if the next shot is him licking her face....no? Whew.


It's really bizarre how he keeps cupping her head like that.
 
2012-11-12 09:09:19 PM

make me some tea: Dallymo: propasaurus: Ambivalence: That is one clingy fellow. He's holding on to her like he thinks she's going to escape.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x434]

Yeah, this looks like a hostage situation.

It looks like he has injected her with some kind of paralytic agent. She is powerless in his grasp.

So help me, if the next shot is him licking her face....no? Whew.

It's really bizarre how he keeps cupping her head like that.


I cannot stop laughing at "DAAAAAAD STOP IT"...
 
2012-11-12 09:12:37 PM
shudder...flashbacks of bad dares..../"stop pushing my damn head down, NO BLOWIE FER YOU!!"
 
2012-11-12 09:20:09 PM

propasaurus: Ambivalence: That is one clingy fellow. He's holding on to her like he thinks she's going to escape.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x434]

Yeah, this looks like a hostage situation.


I saw that pic before i knew what it was and thought Harry Shearer was a good dad.
 
2012-11-12 09:35:43 PM

beanx: shudder...flashbacks of bad dares..../"stop pushing my damn head down, NO BLOWIE FER YOU!!"


But I really want one. Maybe hint is too subtle. I should push harder.
 
2012-11-12 09:36:02 PM

Dallymo: I cannot stop laughing at "DAAAAAAD STOP IT"...


Thanks. :)

I must give credit where credit is due, my wife thought of it.
 
2012-11-12 09:48:45 PM
Ahh, the French.
media.comicvine.com
 
2012-11-12 09:56:31 PM
Half your age plus seven, and she's still too young.
 
2012-11-12 10:00:45 PM
Why is Eddie LeBec trying to eat that small, ugly child?
 
2012-11-12 10:04:36 PM
i162.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 10:13:40 PM
i526.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 10:25:16 PM
Shamelessly stolen from another thread.

darog.smbks.net
 
2012-11-12 10:28:47 PM
42 is not twice as much as 26, subby.

/still eww though.
 
2012-11-12 10:36:34 PM

themindiswatching: 42 is not twice as much as 26, subby.

/still eww though.


That dude is only 42? Wow, hard life.
 
2012-11-12 11:06:00 PM

make me some tea: Shamelessly stolen from another thread.


Heh.
 
2012-11-12 11:27:27 PM
All of the men in my family do it...
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-12 11:34:30 PM

themindiswatching: 42 is not twice as much as 26, subby.

/still eww though.


1/2 + 7 is 28, so, not that bad. And by the time he is 46 she'll be totally within the "rule".
 
2012-11-12 11:38:29 PM
Guys, stop making fun of ethnic Tom Hanks.
 
2012-11-12 11:54:03 PM
that's her grandfather, right?
 
2012-11-12 11:58:29 PM
But he's french! Its different.
 
2012-11-13 12:01:09 AM
Eh, I'm 47 and my gf is 32. And when she hits 40 I'll trade her in for another 25 year old. Cycle of life.
 
2012-11-13 12:04:26 AM
And about twice her weight!
 
2012-11-13 12:06:52 AM
He sould have a seat over there. WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY over there.
 
2012-11-13 12:08:54 AM
At first I was going to say don't judge

but then

I judg'd
 
2012-11-13 12:14:28 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
You tell anyone about zis und you vill be having steak dinner with Heath Ledger....tonight! 
 
2012-11-13 12:16:24 AM
Люби меня по-французски
 
2012-11-13 12:19:55 AM
Tonight, on a very special 'Full House'...Is Michelle is kidnapped but hilarity ensues as the kidnapper takes her to a sporting event passing her off as his very young girlfriend. Also, Uncle Joey meets Chris Hanson in a less than funny surprise guest spot on 'To Catch a Predator'.
 
2012-11-13 12:26:58 AM

Great Janitor: Tonight, on a very special 'Full House'...Is Michelle is kidnapped but hilarity ensues as the kidnapper takes her to a sporting event passing her off as his very young girlfriend. Also, Uncle Joey meets Chris Hanson in a less than funny surprise guest spot on 'To Catch a Predator'.


Her: How rude! Cut. It. Out! Hey, hey- watch the hair, will ya? You're in big trouble, Mister!
Him: Have mercy!
Her: Pin a rose on your nose! I want ouse cream!
Him: You got it, dude!
Her: Oh, Mylanta!
Him: Aw nuts!

/Did I get all of 'em?
 
2012-11-13 12:29:54 AM

tillerman35: Great Janitor: Tonight, on a very special 'Full House'...Is Michelle is kidnapped but hilarity ensues as the kidnapper takes her to a sporting event passing her off as his very young girlfriend. Also, Uncle Joey meets Chris Hanson in a less than funny surprise guest spot on 'To Catch a Predator'.

Her: How rude! Cut. It. Out! Hey, hey- watch the hair, will ya? You're in big trouble, Mister!
Him: Have mercy!
Her: Pin a rose on your nose! I want ouse cream!
Him: You got it, dude!
Her: Oh, Mylanta!
Him: Aw nuts!

/Did I get all of 'em?


I think you got them all. I however, forgot to mention the C story line with Danny explaining to DJ and Stephanie how he met their mother.
 
2012-11-13 12:34:44 AM
So, I guess all the 40 year-old Farkers who were all a-flutter a decade ago about the Olsen twins turning legal are masturbating right now?
 
2012-11-13 12:34:47 AM
I'm not going to dump on the guy. Hell, I'm in my 30 somethings and there's a 23 year old woman who I sometimes run into that I wouldn't mind spending some quality time with.
 
2012-11-13 12:35:28 AM
Creepy guy: Hey
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Creepy guy: suck my dick
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
Mary-Kate: You got it dude
 
2012-11-13 12:37:22 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Creepy guy: Hey
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x434]
Creepy guy: suck my dick
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x459]
Mary-Kate: You got it dude


Love the waiter bringing a wet nap for the lady.
 
2012-11-13 12:38:03 AM
He looks like he's in his 50s, but the age difference (if he really is 42) isn't that remarkable. I think what makes it noteworty is he is so ugly. Insert Mchonoghay or Damon, who are also in their early 40s, and no one would think it odd.
 
2012-11-13 12:39:04 AM
Still not as bad as this:

cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2012-11-13 12:42:28 AM

shinjitsuism: Still not as bad as this:

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 650x366]


I still maintain she's got the disease from the Robin Williams movie "Jack."
 
2012-11-13 12:47:01 AM

shinjitsuism: Still not as bad as this:

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 650x366]


At least she seems happy. She doesn't look like she's typing out "please help me" in morse code with her eyeblinks.
 
2012-11-13 12:56:45 AM
I wanna know what he's got that I don't have. I'm 42 and look way younger than him, plus I'm marginally better looking.

/Could be the swarthiness.
//It's probably his money and/or connections and/or some weird father-figure problem she has.
 
2012-11-13 01:16:39 AM
That's actually the healthiest she's looked in years. Creepy or not, dude must be good for her
 
2012-11-13 01:28:11 AM
when i was 42 my GF was 22
so screw YOU


/that guy looks older
 
2012-11-13 01:36:16 AM
So what? When I turned seventy my girlfriend was fourteen. She was a very mature fourteen, so it made a big difference.
 
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