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(Phoenix New Times)   We finally found out who's really responsible for Obama's re-election: Daniel Solomon from Mesa, Arizona. But don't worry, his wife has already taken care of the problem   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 136
    More: Scary, President Obama, light poles, electoral systems, voter participation  
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2012-11-12 05:37:18 PM  
www.blogfordemocracy.org
 
2012-11-12 05:38:40 PM  
So what dude from a Wes Anderson movie is he?

"I'm quirky. "

blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
 
2012-11-12 05:38:54 PM  
It should be noted that President Obama won a grand total of zero of Arizona's 11 electoral votes, so it wouldn't have helped if Daniel Solomon had voted for Romney 1,000 times.

You mark that box for Obama, and you're entering a world of pain.
 
2012-11-12 05:42:17 PM  
Was drinking some goddamn butterscotch schnapps before the incident?
 
2012-11-12 05:45:31 PM  
It may not be alcohol or drugs, but that level of stupidity is definitely an impairment
 
2012-11-12 05:46:04 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Was drinking some goddamn butterscotch schnapps before the incident?


She probably forgot to eat her chips beforehand and thus all the alcohol hit at once.
 
2012-11-12 06:04:58 PM  
I'd hit that.
 
2012-11-12 06:05:37 PM  
Sadly this will be far from the only such incident and far from the worst.
 
2012-11-12 06:05:45 PM  
I wonder what she would have done if he had voted, but for Obama.
 
2012-11-12 06:07:15 PM  

Mugato: So what dude from a Wes Anderson movie is he?

"I'm quirky. "

[blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 200x200]



Jesse Eisenberg? IMHO, I can see a resemblance.
 
2012-11-12 06:11:25 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Was drinking some goddamn butterscotch schnapps before the incident?


WHY DIDN'T YOU SHARE HER LINKS!!!?1?!11?!
 
2012-11-12 06:33:54 PM  
What's her freeper handle?
 
2012-11-12 06:39:35 PM  
Critical Condition? Another right winger in Arizona fails to close the deal...
 
2012-11-12 07:16:35 PM  

Aarontology: What's her freeper handle?


moot.
 
2012-11-12 07:18:50 PM  

Fo Shiz: I'd hit that.


You have a Crispin Glover fetish?
 
2012-11-12 07:33:57 PM  
Critical condition, eh? Did she destroy one of the two repubtard's brain cells?
 
2012-11-12 07:39:59 PM  
Sounds about right.
 
2012-11-12 08:07:34 PM  

SilentStrider: Aarontology: What's her freeper handle?

moot.


He probably is trolling FR isn't he?
 
2012-11-12 08:12:57 PM  
I ran into my old girlfriend yesterday. Then I backed up and ran into her again. I miss her sometimes.
 
2012-11-12 08:40:15 PM  

GAT_00: SilentStrider: Aarontology: What's her freeper handle?

moot.

He probably is trolling FR isn't he?


Wouldn't surprise me.
 
2012-11-12 09:06:01 PM  
OMG. And we thought what Petraeus was surging into was full of crazy.
 
2012-11-12 09:25:49 PM  
boingboing.net

The Election map if only white men could vote.
 
2012-11-12 09:27:34 PM  
She seems rational.
 
2012-11-12 09:28:20 PM  
Mom?
 
2012-11-12 09:29:35 PM  

snuff3r: Critical condition, eh? Did she destroy one of the two repubtard's brain cells?


The Republitard ran over the (apparently) normal person, not the other way around.
 
2012-11-12 09:30:25 PM  
When asked she answered she is an 'independent'.
 
2012-11-12 09:30:57 PM  
Gahh!!!! Why couldn't she wait until tomorrow???? Tomorrow is my day in the office pool "when will the first confirmed act of politically motivated violence at the hands of a right-winger angry about the election occur?" Damn. Oh well, the good thing about the office pools is that the winner has to buy beers on the following Friday, so you end up getting like half your money back anyway.
 
2012-11-12 09:31:02 PM  
It should be noted that President Obama won a grand total of zero of Arizona's 11 electoral votes, so it wouldn't have helped if Daniel Solomon had voted for Romney 1,000 times.

OMG ACORN!!!!
 
2012-11-12 09:31:54 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: snuff3r: Critical condition, eh? Did she destroy one of the two repubtard's brain cells?

The Republitard ran over the (apparently) normal person, not the other way around.


Sorry. He chose to marry her.

I'm going with not normal.
 
2012-11-12 09:31:57 PM  
I'm sure there was plenty of other shiat that lazy, good-for-nothing son of a biatch hadn't done other than skip voting that caused this.
 
2012-11-12 09:32:11 PM  
Obama caused a hardship for her family alright.
 
2012-11-12 09:33:45 PM  
Arizona really should steal the "state with it's own fark tag" status
 
2012-11-12 09:35:25 PM  
This is only the beginning. The Wrongpublican butt hurt is going to peak now that Obama has won a second term. I sure hope the President's security team is up to the challenge. I'm sure the teatards are plotting their second amendment solutions even now.
 
2012-11-12 09:35:26 PM  
www.straferight.com
 
2012-11-12 09:35:31 PM  
Not only that, she ran his ass over with her Chinese made Jeep!
 
2012-11-12 09:35:49 PM  

Kanemano: [boingboing.net image 300x209]

The Election map if only white men could vote.


I like how the state that Romney was governor is one of the four states where white men didn't vote for him.

IMHO, Obama should have done a lot of "Romney was his governor, what was he like" commercials. Would have won by even more.
 
2012-11-12 09:37:43 PM  
She's probably a "Family Values" voter.
 
2012-11-12 09:38:59 PM  
We really need to figure out a better way of treating mental illness.
 
2012-11-12 09:40:42 PM  

Kanemano: [boingboing.net image 300x209]

The Election map if only white men could vote.


And if only white male *landowners* could vote?
 
2012-11-12 09:40:49 PM  

AirForceVet: OMG. And we thought what Petraeus was surging into was full of crazy.


Ah here's the reason you've been on my favorites list for the past year. Every now and again
you come up with an absolute gem like this one.
 
2012-11-12 09:40:53 PM  
If only we could harness all the country's derp and convert it into a clean source of energy. We'd be set for the next 1,200 years.

Too bad the technology doesn't exist... yet.
 
2012-11-12 09:41:00 PM  
She'll be hailed as a hero at the Wednesday night women's Bible study.
 
2012-11-12 09:42:30 PM  
Don't stick your dick in crazy, Mr Soloman.
 
2012-11-12 09:45:21 PM  
And you notice this type of crazy only happens as a result of presidential elections that Democrats win. When a Republican wins you never see Democrats going off the walls like this.
 
2012-11-12 09:45:26 PM  
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

Republicans. Not even once.
 
2012-11-12 09:45:35 PM  

LordJiro: Kanemano: [boingboing.net image 300x209]

The Election map if only white men could vote.

And if only white male *landowners* could vote?


Then it wouldn't have been as big of a landslide. The GOP's biggest base consists of poor dumb farks with nothing to their name except hate and ignorance that they learn from the radio.
 
2012-11-12 09:46:06 PM  
Don't stick your vote in crazy.
 
2012-11-12 09:48:28 PM  

ongbok: And you notice this type of crazy only happens as a result of presidential elections that Democrats win. When a Republican wins you never see Democrats going off the walls like this.


Pretty sure if this wasn't election season the same type of scenario would still have happened because he forgot to pick up pickles from the store.
 
2012-11-12 09:48:29 PM  

ongbok: And you notice this type of crazy only happens as a result of presidential elections that Democrats win. When a Republican wins you never see Democrats going off the walls like this.


Gun and ammo sales were up sharply this week, again, too. Don't see that much with GOP victories.
 
2012-11-12 09:49:29 PM  
Police said Daniel Solomon told them his wife became angry over his "lack of voter participation" in last Tuesday's presidential election and believed her family would face hardship as a result of Obama winning another term.


Now you'll just have hardship over the jail time, hospital bills, and divorce proceedings.

...DAMN YOU FARTBAMABONGOMAN!

(moved in from a different thread on the topic)
 
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