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(Daily Mail)   Photographer startles subway riders by shouting words like 'Fried Egg and Alligator' at them and captures their puzzled reactions on film. #Win   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2012-11-12 04:56:48 PM  

litespeed74: AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

Because your mom wasn't on the train?

boooooouuurrrrnss


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2012-11-12 04:57:10 PM  

toraque: cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.

Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!

/damn that fresh produce, gets me every time


As opposed to the looks you get when you finish masturbating in the grocery store?
 
2012-11-12 04:57:33 PM  

Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]
One of these things just isn't the same.


there are three of them

\mayberacist
 
2012-11-12 04:58:04 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

Because your mom wasn't on the train?


savage
 
2012-11-12 04:58:33 PM  

poot_rootbeer: NYC straphangers don't turn and look when somebody shouts something crazy.

One, it's too frequent an occurrence to be noteworthy. Two, it could result in eye contact with a crazy person which is something to be avoided at all costs.

Instead we all look in the opposite direction of the insane person just a few feet away from us, while also watching their reflections in the window glass to make sure we don't get blindsided if they turn stabby.


You know, that's a good point. Same thing happens on the LA subway. I've seen a guy a couple times recently who dances around in front of the doors and every so often lets out a loud whoop. Everybody turns and looks and then quickly looks away until they finally get to their stop. I've seen the same thing happen with various other flavors of bizarre behavior. I guess that's rule #1 of riding the subway... Ignore the Crazy.
 
2012-11-12 05:00:30 PM  

SourImplant: toraque: cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.

Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!

/damn that fresh produce, gets me every time

As opposed to the looks you get when you finish masturbating in the grocery store?


Well, I dunno what kind of looks I'm getting at that point, since I'm usually being tasered.
 
2012-11-12 05:15:18 PM  
uouuvw.bay.livefilestore.com

/sorry too lazy to change that text
 
2012-11-12 05:15:22 PM  
I've seen BETTER.
 
2012-11-12 05:17:48 PM  

Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]
One of these things just isn't the same.


The woman not looking?
 
2012-11-12 05:20:05 PM  

Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.


No, no. You're missing it. That's the joke. He yells a word and then the people on the train look at him! They look right at him! Ha Ha Ha! Hooo eeeee!!!! Well, most of them look at him anyway. Some people don't even care enough to turn around but, by golly, the ones that look....well....it's simply amazing.
 
2012-11-12 05:27:33 PM  

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?


That post is pure Nguyen!
 
2012-11-12 05:37:17 PM  
From the way it looks like they were more surprised that someone was yelling in English.
 
2012-11-12 05:44:43 PM  

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?


That is the kind of very solid work you don't see enough of around here anymore.

www.charles-dunn.co.uk
 
2012-11-12 05:44:47 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.

No, no. You're missing it. That's the joke. He yells a word and then the people on the train look at him! They look right at him! Ha Ha Ha! Hooo eeeee!!!! Well, most of them look at him anyway. Some people don't even care enough to turn around but, by golly, the ones that look....well....it's simply amazing.


Ansel Adams of our generation I tell you. Capturing the landscape of humanity.
 
2012-11-12 05:45:33 PM  
'Kafka!' Thanachart chose random words to shout that were completely unrelated to the situation

"Kafka" doesn't seem like that random a word to shout on a subway.
 
2012-11-12 05:46:38 PM  

Sliding Carp: Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.


Came to post this. Leaving beaten.

/See if I don't!
 
2012-11-12 06:00:51 PM  
Asians are easily startled in their environment. Best not to disrupt them as it may effect their mating cycle.

Also, why isn't that train jammed to the tits with other Asians?
 
2012-11-12 06:01:04 PM  

Fark Reddit or bust: Fark Reddit or bust: #Thismeansnothinginreallife
#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoying
#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhashtag
#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirlfriendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight
#hashtag

In other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.

Goshdarnit, I forgot "my".


That's okay. I read that with an Asian accent.
 
2012-11-12 06:19:44 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 790x462]

He had mixed results when he tried this in the US


Damn it Abe stop making me laugh.
 
2012-11-12 06:46:15 PM  

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?


Well played.

Enjoy your month of TF!
 
2012-11-12 06:47:00 PM  
i1148.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 06:48:04 PM  
 
2012-11-12 06:48:43 PM  
Where's Amber Lamps?
 
2012-11-12 06:59:36 PM  
Hope they arrested him for menacing people.
 
2012-11-12 06:59:47 PM  

Loomy: FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"

Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter.

/This 'argument' is 10+ years old.


Good question! I guess it depends. What would you say to someone named Mark Fargarine?
 
2012-11-12 07:23:46 PM  
 
2012-11-12 08:15:59 PM  
Porkchop sandwiches!
 
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