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(Daily Mail)   Photographer startles subway riders by shouting words like 'Fried Egg and Alligator' at them and captures their puzzled reactions on film. #Win   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2012-11-12 02:14:36 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Well it's good to know that T-Dog moved to Thailand
 
2012-11-12 02:23:29 PM
Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.
 
2012-11-12 02:27:56 PM
Asshole. Jesus, as if dealing with the drunks, addicts and crazies on the farking subway isn't bad enough.
 
2012-11-12 02:32:56 PM
Meh.

Report back when the riders get all stabby.

/with pics
 
2012-11-12 02:39:33 PM
So he's an annoying twat? great.
 
2012-11-12 02:47:30 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 02:48:10 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-12 04:00:19 PM
N.B.: Do not try this on the New York City subway.
 
2012-11-12 04:16:40 PM
"Fried eggs and alligator!"

"I'll have two, please."
 
2012-11-12 04:17:27 PM
Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"
 
2012-11-12 04:18:38 PM
In before #PleaseNoMoreHashtags
 
2012-11-12 04:18:52 PM
These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.
 
2012-11-12 04:21:16 PM
That's a lot more lame than I imagined it would be.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 04:21:26 PM
I'm at work, otherwise I'd start to do some "penis goes where?" photoshops...
 
2012-11-12 04:23:14 PM
img87.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-12 04:24:18 PM

Osomatic: N.B.: Do not try this on the New York City subway.


pretty sure no one would even react.
 
2012-11-12 04:24:40 PM
Second from right; isn't that one of the demon faces from Devil's Advocate?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-12 04:27:10 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I think i would pull the same face as white guy in the corner here. A combination of 'wtf' and 'i dont care but please just stop.'
 
2012-11-12 04:28:00 PM
guanoisland.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-12 04:29:32 PM

litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"


Because your mom wasn't on the train?
 
2012-11-12 04:29:51 PM
NYC straphangers don't turn and look when somebody shouts something crazy.

One, it's too frequent an occurrence to be noteworthy. Two, it could result in eye contact with a crazy person which is something to be avoided at all costs.

Instead we all look in the opposite direction of the insane person just a few feet away from us, while also watching their reflections in the window glass to make sure we don't get blindsided if they turn stabby.
 
2012-11-12 04:30:06 PM
Dunno how it is in Thailand, but in some Asian countries a lot of people try and catch some shut eye whilst on the train. It's pretty inappropriate to disturb people from their thoughts just for a throwaway photo.

I get that he's trying to be creative but there's a time and a place.
 
2012-11-12 04:32:06 PM
Someone is running out of material
 
2012-11-12 04:32:35 PM
And then he accidentally shouted the trigger phrase for the CIA programmed black ops mass-assassin who was just trying to enjoy his daily commute to his sleeper job as a desk jockey....
 
2012-11-12 04:34:58 PM

FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"


Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter.

/This 'argument' is 10+ years old.
 
2012-11-12 04:36:15 PM
i45.tinypic.com

He had mixed results when he tried this in the US
 
2012-11-12 04:36:23 PM
I only see emotionless faces.
 
2012-11-12 04:37:18 PM

cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.


Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!

/damn that fresh produce, gets me every time
 
2012-11-12 04:38:13 PM
As (almost) funny as this sounds, I still won't click a Daily Fail link.
 
2012-11-12 04:38:27 PM

GhettoWinter: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]

I think i would pull the same face as white guy in the corner here. A combination of 'wtf' and 'i dont care but please just stop.'


That's the "Dude, I traveled half-way around the world, for this???" look.
 
2012-11-12 04:39:08 PM
People who add random hash tags to non-twitter postings deserve beatings. Serious beatings.
 
2012-11-12 04:40:44 PM

Loomy: FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"

Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter.

/This 'argument' is 10+ years old.


As with anything that's made up, go ask the creator (since their mind is the only place it might exist).
 
2012-11-12 04:40:45 PM
Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.

All I see is a bunch of "WTF is that guys problem".
 
2012-11-12 04:41:03 PM

AssAsInAssassin: "Fried eggs and alligator!"

"I'll have two, please."


I thought it sounded pretty good. It's a wonder what you can get in cajun country.

/Hungry
 
2012-11-12 04:41:05 PM
So a collection of what the world looks like from the perspective of an attention whore? Notice that's not admiration on those faces.
 
2012-11-12 04:41:11 PM
#StopUsingHashtags
 
2012-11-12 04:41:24 PM

Cormee: People who add random hash tags to non-twitter postings deserve beatings. Serious beatings.


#youmadbro?
 
2012-11-12 04:41:31 PM

mat catastrophe: As (almost) funny as this sounds, I still won't click a Daily Fail link.


You're missing nothing.
 
2012-11-12 04:43:57 PM
One of these things is not like the other
i.dailymail.co.uk
One of these things just isn't the same.
 
2012-11-12 04:44:12 PM
LOL SO RANDUM!!!!1
 
2012-11-12 04:45:50 PM

MoronLessOff: [25.media.tumblr.com image 789x456]


NAKED BABIES!
 
2012-11-12 04:46:51 PM
#Thismeansnothinginreallife
#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoying
#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhashtag
#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirlfriendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight
#hashtag

In other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.
 
2012-11-12 04:47:41 PM
Their reactions appear inscrutable.
 
2012-11-12 04:47:47 PM

Fark Reddit or bust: #Thismeansnothinginreallife
#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoying
#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhashtag
#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirlfriendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight
#hashtag

In other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.


Goshdarnit, I forgot "my".
 
2012-11-12 04:48:39 PM
Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?
 
2012-11-12 04:48:54 PM
law2.umkc.edu
This guy was startled on the subway. Once.
 
2012-11-12 04:49:39 PM

AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

Because your mom wasn't on the train?


boooooouuurrrrnss
 
2012-11-12 04:53:23 PM

Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]
One of these things just isn't the same.


The guy wearing shorts with white socks and black shoes?
 
2012-11-12 04:55:37 PM

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-12 04:56:43 PM

Martonio: Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]
One of these things just isn't the same.

The guy wearing shorts with white socks and black shoes?


the long haired guy by the door is facing away?
 
2012-11-12 04:56:48 PM

litespeed74: AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

Because your mom wasn't on the train?

boooooouuurrrrnss


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-12 04:57:10 PM

toraque: cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.

Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!

/damn that fresh produce, gets me every time


As opposed to the looks you get when you finish masturbating in the grocery store?
 
2012-11-12 04:57:33 PM

Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]
One of these things just isn't the same.


there are three of them

\mayberacist
 
2012-11-12 04:58:04 PM

AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"

Because your mom wasn't on the train?


savage
 
2012-11-12 04:58:33 PM

poot_rootbeer: NYC straphangers don't turn and look when somebody shouts something crazy.

One, it's too frequent an occurrence to be noteworthy. Two, it could result in eye contact with a crazy person which is something to be avoided at all costs.

Instead we all look in the opposite direction of the insane person just a few feet away from us, while also watching their reflections in the window glass to make sure we don't get blindsided if they turn stabby.


You know, that's a good point. Same thing happens on the LA subway. I've seen a guy a couple times recently who dances around in front of the doors and every so often lets out a loud whoop. Everybody turns and looks and then quickly looks away until they finally get to their stop. I've seen the same thing happen with various other flavors of bizarre behavior. I guess that's rule #1 of riding the subway... Ignore the Crazy.
 
2012-11-12 05:00:30 PM

SourImplant: toraque: cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.

Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!

/damn that fresh produce, gets me every time

As opposed to the looks you get when you finish masturbating in the grocery store?


Well, I dunno what kind of looks I'm getting at that point, since I'm usually being tasered.
 
2012-11-12 05:15:18 PM
uouuvw.bay.livefilestore.com

/sorry too lazy to change that text
 
2012-11-12 05:15:22 PM
I've seen BETTER.
 
2012-11-12 05:17:48 PM

Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]
One of these things just isn't the same.


The woman not looking?
 
2012-11-12 05:20:05 PM

Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.


No, no. You're missing it. That's the joke. He yells a word and then the people on the train look at him! They look right at him! Ha Ha Ha! Hooo eeeee!!!! Well, most of them look at him anyway. Some people don't even care enough to turn around but, by golly, the ones that look....well....it's simply amazing.
 
2012-11-12 05:27:33 PM

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?


That post is pure Nguyen!
 
2012-11-12 05:37:17 PM
From the way it looks like they were more surprised that someone was yelling in English.
 
2012-11-12 05:44:43 PM

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?


That is the kind of very solid work you don't see enough of around here anymore.

www.charles-dunn.co.uk
 
2012-11-12 05:44:47 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.

No, no. You're missing it. That's the joke. He yells a word and then the people on the train look at him! They look right at him! Ha Ha Ha! Hooo eeeee!!!! Well, most of them look at him anyway. Some people don't even care enough to turn around but, by golly, the ones that look....well....it's simply amazing.


Ansel Adams of our generation I tell you. Capturing the landscape of humanity.
 
2012-11-12 05:45:33 PM
'Kafka!' Thanachart chose random words to shout that were completely unrelated to the situation

"Kafka" doesn't seem like that random a word to shout on a subway.
 
2012-11-12 05:46:38 PM

Sliding Carp: Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.


Came to post this. Leaving beaten.

/See if I don't!
 
2012-11-12 06:00:51 PM
Asians are easily startled in their environment. Best not to disrupt them as it may effect their mating cycle.

Also, why isn't that train jammed to the tits with other Asians?
 
2012-11-12 06:01:04 PM

Fark Reddit or bust: Fark Reddit or bust: #Thismeansnothinginreallife
#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoying
#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhashtag
#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirlfriendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight
#hashtag

In other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.

Goshdarnit, I forgot "my".


That's okay. I read that with an Asian accent.
 
2012-11-12 06:19:44 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 790x462]

He had mixed results when he tried this in the US


Damn it Abe stop making me laugh.
 
2012-11-12 06:46:15 PM

ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?


Well played.

Enjoy your month of TF!
 
2012-11-12 06:47:00 PM
i1148.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 06:48:04 PM
 
2012-11-12 06:48:43 PM
Where's Amber Lamps?
 
2012-11-12 06:59:36 PM
Hope they arrested him for menacing people.
 
2012-11-12 06:59:47 PM

Loomy: FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"

Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter.

/This 'argument' is 10+ years old.


Good question! I guess it depends. What would you say to someone named Mark Fargarine?
 
2012-11-12 07:23:46 PM
 
2012-11-12 08:15:59 PM
Porkchop sandwiches!
 
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