litespeed74: AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"Because your mom wasn't on the train?boooooouuurrrrnss
toraque: cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!/damn that fresh produce, gets me every time
Head_Shot: One of these things is not like the other[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x419]One of these things just isn't the same.
AssAsInAssassin: litespeed74: Why didn't he just yell "attention whore"Because your mom wasn't on the train?
poot_rootbeer: NYC straphangers don't turn and look when somebody shouts something crazy.One, it's too frequent an occurrence to be noteworthy. Two, it could result in eye contact with a crazy person which is something to be avoided at all costs.Instead we all look in the opposite direction of the insane person just a few feet away from us, while also watching their reflections in the window glass to make sure we don't get blindsided if they turn stabby.
SourImplant: toraque: cgraves67: These photos are a good test to see if you're a weirdo. If everyone on your subway train is looking at you like they are in the pictures, you are a weirdo.Ha ha, not a weirdo then! I don't ride the subway. I only get those kinds of looks when I start masturbating in the grocery store!/damn that fresh produce, gets me every timeAs opposed to the looks you get when you finish masturbating in the grocery store?
Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.
ubermensch: Subby, don't you mean #nguyen?
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Fat_Head_Carl: I only see emotionless faces.No, no. You're missing it. That's the joke. He yells a word and then the people on the train look at him! They look right at him! Ha Ha Ha! Hooo eeeee!!!! Well, most of them look at him anyway. Some people don't even care enough to turn around but, by golly, the ones that look....well....it's simply amazing.
Sliding Carp: Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.
Fark Reddit or bust: Fark Reddit or bust: #Thismeansnothinginreallife#nospacingbetweenwordsisfarkingannoying#IthinkofhashbrownswheneverIhearhashtag#Iknowyouregroundedandcantseeyourgirlfriendtonightdoyouthinkicouldbey o urgirlfriendtonight#hashtagIn other news, I will be dressing in most crappy clothes and plastic bags and doing this on the subway tomorrow.Goshdarnit, I forgot "my".
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 790x462]He had mixed results when he tried this in the US
Loomy: FloydA: [Pic of "Sean Connery" on SNL celebrity Jeopardy!, captioned w/ "Buck Futter"Speaking of which: in your opinion, is the intended pejorative "Fark Butter" or "Butt farker"? I say the former, my friends the latter./This 'argument' is 10+ years old.
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