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2012-11-12 02:13:50 PM  
What is "A scene from the next Tarantino movie"?
 
2012-11-12 02:17:58 PM  
The other night I had a dream about Ninjas vs Zombies. It was the greatest dream I've had since puberty.
 
2012-11-12 02:21:24 PM  
Dick move subby. I was hoping for a picture.
 
2012-11-12 02:21:29 PM  
Dreaming about video games is how I know I need to not play video games so much.
 
2012-11-12 02:32:34 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dick move subby. I was hoping for a picture.


OK. How about an apple pie/chocolate cake/blueberry pie/vanilla cake dream?

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-11-12 02:36:29 PM  
It's just a jump to the left
 
2012-11-12 02:37:03 PM  

FarkingReading: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dick move subby. I was hoping for a picture.

OK. How about an apple pie/chocolate cake/blueberry pie/vanilla cake dream?

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x466]


I like all those things. I just don't know if I like them all together.
 
2012-11-12 02:37:27 PM  
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Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
 
2012-11-12 02:37:40 PM  

Driving a snowmobile in the desert while wearing a sexy nun outfit and talking with a ferret about the sociopolitical subtext of The Rocky Horror Picture Show


...is no way to go through life, son.


You re-read that in Dean Wormer's voice.
 
2012-11-12 02:51:34 PM  
I had an interesting dream about a week ago (for realz). CSB incoming...

I was in an office setting, having an argument with someone about the specifications of an ad. For whatever reason, we were given information in picas instead of inches... and the key question was how many picas to the inch.

I was fairly certain the answer was 16. The person I was arguing with was equally insistent that it's 6, and I was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN she was wrong. Further, she was being stubborn about it. And I became really agitated with her, because she refused to back down, even though she was 100% wrong.

The next morning, I told my wife about the dream. So she Googles the question. Sure enough, the answer is 6.

"I" had the answer wrong all along. But this obnoxious "person" (who only existed in some unconscious corner of my head) had the answer right. How the fark is that possible?

My wife reminded me of something important... I was an editor on my high school newspaper, back in the 80s. Undoubtedly, I DID know how many picas there were to the inch at some point in my life. That information was still there, buried beneath the rubble.

So that dream happened in order to teach me two things:
1. I know more than I think I do, and less than I pretend to
2. I need to stop being such an arrogant know-it-all at work

/csb
 
2012-11-12 02:56:48 PM  
Dreams? I'm pretty sure that's actually happened to me more than once at Burning Man
 
2012-11-12 03:03:36 PM  
As long as they don't make a stop in bat country....
 
2012-11-12 03:05:26 PM  

FarkingReading: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dick move subby. I was hoping for a picture.

OK. How about an apple pie/chocolate cake/blueberry pie/vanilla cake dream?

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x466]


It's ok, pancreas...the big ol dessert monster won't hurt you...
 
2012-11-12 03:43:19 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: I had an interesting dream about a week ago (for realz). CSB incoming...

I was in an office setting, having an argument with someone about the specifications of an ad. For whatever reason, we were given information in picas instead of inches... and the key question was how many picas to the inch.

I was fairly certain the answer was 16. The person I was arguing with was equally insistent that it's 6, and I was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN she was wrong. Further, she was being stubborn about it. And I became really agitated with her, because she refused to back down, even though she was 100% wrong.

The next morning, I told my wife about the dream. So she Googles the question. Sure enough, the answer is 6.

"I" had the answer wrong all along. But this obnoxious "person" (who only existed in some unconscious corner of my head) had the answer right. How the fark is that possible?

My wife reminded me of something important... I was an editor on my high school newspaper, back in the 80s. Undoubtedly, I DID know how many picas there were to the inch at some point in my life. That information was still there, buried beneath the rubble.

So that dream happened in order to teach me two things:
1. I know more than I think I do, and less than I pretend to
2. I need to stop being such an arrogant know-it-all at work

/csb
am a cock.

 

there, FTFY
 
2012-11-12 04:20:27 PM  

NuttierThanEver: The other night I had a dream about Ninjas vs Zombies. It was the greatest dream I've had since puberty.


Last night, I dreamed that giant robots were attacking everyone. I was Batman, and I had to stop them using only my wits and my gadgets. They never stood a chance.
 
2012-11-12 04:51:49 PM  

SirTanon: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?


Why am I the only person that has that dream?
 
2012-11-12 04:56:51 PM  
I dreamed I was walking up a river full of turds to get to a very hilly city where I took refuge from a meteorite storm in a mechanics shop.

I woke up missing a toenail and had badly bruised my big toe.
 
2012-11-12 05:49:04 PM  
But then the snowmobile flips over, trapping you underneath.

At night, the Ice Weasels come...
 
2012-11-12 08:16:43 PM  

maxheck: But then the snowmobile flips over, trapping you underneath.

At night, the Ice Weasels come...


That's exactly like what love is like.
 
2012-11-12 08:41:07 PM  
Stopped by for the Real Genius reference. left satisfied.
 
2012-11-12 10:25:29 PM  
science my arse. every psychiatrist i've mentioned dreams to dismisses the subject. this speaks volumes.
 
2012-11-13 12:05:40 AM  
KrispyKritter:

science my arse. every psychiatrist i've mentioned dreams to dismisses the subject. this speaks volumes.

Just sayin, but have you ever spoken with any person who went for a psychology degree? There are reasons they did so...

EVERY SINGLE TIME.
 
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