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(Next Movie)   Nymphographic: exactly how many girls has James Bond slept with?   ( divider line
    More: Silly, James Bond, bond girl, sexual intercourses, chutzpah, Charlie Sheen  
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7296 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Nov 2012 at 3:28 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-12 03:31:02 PM  
8 votes:
I dunno, but he's definitely had Pussy Galore.
2012-11-12 03:34:26 PM  
7 votes:
I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on.
2012-11-12 03:29:49 PM  
4 votes:
all of them?
2012-11-12 03:36:03 PM  
3 votes:

Jamdug!: 0 because he's not real?

So tied with most farkers?
2012-11-12 06:53:01 PM  
2 votes:
It was actually part of Sean Connery's contract to bed his leading lady. It was known as the 'Honey Ryder'.

*ba dum tish*

/the veal, like the jokes, are off tonight
2012-11-12 04:55:37 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-12 05:35:52 PM  
1 vote:

Evil Mackerel: FunkOut: It's okay, he was using a bionic stunt penis.

That explains the scene with Grace Jones.

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/ grace jones is one sexy diva
2012-11-12 04:03:13 PM  
1 vote:
Oops. Picture of MP in question.

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2012-11-12 02:42:00 PM  
1 vote:
0 because he's not real?
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