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2012-11-12 05:46:50 PM  
He NEVER has and NEVER will sleep with moneypenny that's the only rule 34 the internet is not allowed to make.
 
2012-11-12 05:47:33 PM  

Solon Isonomia: Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

I say no, but that's because I'm in the "he slept with Eve/lady who shot him" camp.


Craig & Eve definitely did the deed, and that actually fits with the unspoken backstory that Fleming came up with for
the characters in the books:

Fleming always assumed that Bond & the equivalent character from the books shared a 'bank holiday weekend' (as
Fleming put it), and though they still have a certain chemistry between them, it will never amount to anything.
 
2012-11-12 06:04:59 PM  
No love for Never Say Never Again? I mean, I know it's not a EON Production, but it's got Connery! And it's actually a decent Bond movie!

With all the Bond literature flying here and there and everywhere, a little love for this movie! I saw, slip that movie into the chart! Get that # of Boat scenes up!
 
2012-11-12 06:07:17 PM  

paswa17: ZAZ: Careful letting this number out- One day their might be a gay 007.

I was thinking as I eyed all those ♀s that one day there has to be a ♂. A real spy would play double agent.

Go watch Goldfinger and how Connery escapes from the basement jail cell.


Or you could watch a particular scene in this movie:

img.movieberry.com

While not James Bond it IS a pre-Bond Brosnan getting his gay on. Sort of.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 06:10:58 PM  
fusillade762

I saw The Fourth Protocol when it was new. I don't remember the gay stuff 25 years later. Probably distracted by the cute girl sitting next to me.
 
2012-11-12 06:27:50 PM  

ZAZ: fusillade762

I saw The Fourth Protocol when it was new. I don't remember the gay stuff 25 years later. Probably distracted by the cute girl sitting next to me.


There's a scene in an airport bathroom where some guy sees him doing something suspicious. Since the guy seems to be coming on to him he lures him out to his car. When the guy leans down to give him a BJ he snaps his neck.
 
2012-11-12 06:53:01 PM  
It was actually part of Sean Connery's contract to bed his leading lady. It was known as the 'Honey Ryder'.

*ba dum tish*

/the veal, like the jokes, are off tonight
 
2012-11-12 07:11:40 PM  
I wouldn't mind if there was more of this: 

i470.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 07:25:45 PM  
Does that include the Bond girl who used to be a man?

www.thedragnet.org
 
2012-11-12 07:26:36 PM  
It seems like a modern Bond would be a bit more Captain Jack Harkness in the seduction department.
 
2012-11-12 07:38:25 PM  
i470.photobucket.com

"Were you expecting an exploding penis? We don't really go in for that anymore."
 
2012-11-12 08:57:44 PM  

fusillade762: paswa17: ZAZ: Careful letting this number out- One day their might be a gay 007.

I was thinking as I eyed all those ♀s that one day there has to be a ♂. A real spy would play double agent.

Go watch Goldfinger and how Connery escapes from the basement jail cell.

Or you could watch a particular scene in this movie:

[img.movieberry.com image 500x743]

While not James Bond it IS a pre-Bond Brosnan getting his gay on. Sort of.


you may have also meant this:

ecx.images-amazon.com

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-12 09:42:44 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Does that include the Bond girl who used to be a man?

[www.thedragnet.org image 500x643]


he never slept with Tula, she was more of a 'poolside girl' ..

That said, I wouldn't kick her out of bed..

img1.bdbphotos.com

the one on the left.

transdiva.h.fc2.com

/hotlinked
//history is just that, history.
 
2012-11-12 09:48:16 PM  

strutin: Gordon Bennett: Does that include the Bond girl who used to be a man?

[www.thedragnet.org image 500x643]

he never slept with Tula, she was more of a 'poolside girl' ..

That said, I wouldn't kick her out of bed..

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 454x362]

the one on the left.

[transdiva.h.fc2.com image 348x630]

/hotlinked
//history is just that, history.


I'm thinking about asking her out again.
 
2012-11-12 10:06:26 PM  

vudukungfu: strutin: Gordon Bennett: Does that include the Bond girl who used to be a man?

[www.thedragnet.org image 500x643]

he never slept with Tula, she was more of a 'poolside girl' ..

That said, I wouldn't kick her out of bed..

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 454x362]

the one on the left.

[transdiva.h.fc2.com image 348x630]

/hotlinked
//history is just that, history.

I'm thinking about asking her out again.


Dude, you know she's like old now, right?
 
2012-11-12 10:11:59 PM  

rotorschnee: No love for Never Say Never Again? I mean, I know it's not a EON Production, but it's got Connery! And it's actually a decent Bond movie!

With all the Bond literature flying here and there and everywhere, a little love for this movie! I saw, slip that movie into the chart! Get that # of Boat scenes up!


It's a better Thunderball adaptation than Thunderball.
 
2012-11-12 10:18:26 PM  
Sylvia Trench? I think I know her sister, Rebecca Hallway.
 
2012-11-12 10:41:20 PM  

maxx2112: grace jones is one sexy diva


Wow. You and I definitely have different tastes in women.
 
2012-11-12 10:53:09 PM  

Prey4reign: All those years and he never boned Moneypenny?


Bond will never sleep with Moneypenny because she's the only woman he respects.
 
2012-11-12 11:44:47 PM  

Richard Roma: Prey4reign: All those years and he never boned Moneypenny?

Bond will never sleep with Moneypenny because she's the only woman he respects.


She'd peg him and he'd like it.
 
2012-11-12 11:53:18 PM  
Spoilers

The thing with Eve/Moneypenny was odd because directly after the shaving sequence there is a cutaway to fireworks going off....a very clear innuendo in movies, and yet there was an earlier tasteful sex scene in the movie, so they could have shown something more direct. It's very clear that the director is trying to mess a bit with the audience, otherwise why stage the shot with the fireworks.
 
2012-11-13 12:26:16 AM  

Theseus: Spoilers

The thing with Eve/Moneypenny was odd because directly after the shaving sequence there is a cutaway to fireworks going off....a very clear innuendo in movies, and yet there was an earlier tasteful sex scene in the movie, so they could have shown something more direct. It's very clear that the director is trying to mess a bit with the audience, otherwise why stage the shot with the fireworks.


To show that...he loves her...gayness.
 
2012-11-13 02:45:31 AM  

vudukungfu: 53 women in 50 years?
Wow.

53 women for me was the summer of '79.


Quality is the issue, not quantity.
 
2012-11-13 04:44:37 AM  
My wife and I had the same discussion, about whether Craig's Bond nailed Moneypenny or not. We decided he did, but off-screen and that was deliberate. It's hard to believe Bond would let a woman that close to him without farking her, especially after she shaves him with a straight razor.

/Bond nailed Green a lot more than twice in Casino Royale, too
//they were on a farking boat for nearly a week, you know
 
2012-11-13 05:46:54 AM  
List seems to have left off Solange, from Casino Royale, played by Catarina Murino.

www.wiki-cine.com

Who could overlook her?
 
2012-11-13 08:38:35 AM  

LonMead: List seems to have left off Solange, from Casino Royale, played by Catarina Murino.

[www.wiki-cine.com image 400x600]

Who could overlook her?


I thought she was hotter than Eva Green
 
2012-11-13 08:43:26 AM  

John Buck 41: LonMead: List seems to have left off Solange, from Casino Royale, played by Catarina Murino.

[www.wiki-cine.com image 400x600]

Who could overlook her?

I thought she was hotter than Eva Green


Quite.
 
2012-11-13 08:49:04 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-13 09:08:23 AM  
I have yet to read the article. I am going to see if I can guess the number per movies

Doctor No - 1
From Russia with Love - 2
Goldfinger - 2
Thunderball - 2
You Only Live Twice - 2
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - I think 10
Diamond's Are Forever - 1
Live and Let Die - 2
The Spy Who Loved Me - 1
Moonraker - 1
Man with the Golden Gun - 2
View to a Kill - 1
Octopussy - 1
For Your Eyes Only - 1
Living Daylights - 2
License to Kill - 2
Goldeneye - 2
Tomorrow Never Dies - 2
World is not Enough - 2
Die Another Day - 1
Casino Royale - 1
Quantum of Solace - 1
Skyfall - 1

By my count (using my memory): 43 on film

After reading the article... Wow, I was off by half. damn it!
 
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