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2012-11-12 02:42:00 PM
0 because he's not real?
 
2012-11-12 03:29:49 PM
all of them?
 
2012-11-12 03:31:02 PM
I dunno, but he's definitely had Pussy Galore.
 
2012-11-12 03:34:26 PM
I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on.
 
2012-11-12 03:36:03 PM

Jamdug!: 0 because he's not real?


So tied with most farkers?
sweet.
 
2012-11-12 03:38:16 PM

Shostie: I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on.


One of SNL's better skits.
 
2012-11-12 03:40:06 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: I dunno, but he's definitely had Pussy Galore.


Winner.
 
2012-11-12 03:49:24 PM
That we know of?
I beat him out on that count.
But he was always my hero, so I did learn a lot of skills.
 
2012-11-12 03:51:14 PM
I can only see up to moonraker, is there another infographic? am I that frutada that I can't figure out the site?
 
2012-11-12 03:52:50 PM

thecpt: I can only see up to moonraker, is there another infographic? am I that frutada that I can't figure out the site?


There's a link to Buzzfeed in the first few paragraphs that show the whole thing. This is a case of subby linking to a page with a link to a page instead of just linking the original page.
 
2012-11-12 03:55:51 PM
Careful letting this number out- One day their might be a gay 007.
 
2012-11-12 03:56:51 PM
It's okay, he was using a bionic stunt penis.
 
2012-11-12 03:59:19 PM
No Skyfall?

?SPOILERS

I argued with my friends about his encounters in Skyfall. I said he didn't do MP. It wasn't shown or implied to me, and further it was MP and that is a strictly flirtatious relationship historically/sidewaysally
 
2012-11-12 04:00:41 PM

thecpt: No Skyfall?

?SPOILERS

I argued with my friends about his encounters in Skyfall. I said he didn't do MP. It wasn't shown or implied to me, and further it was MP and that is a strictly flirtatious relationship historically/sidewaysally


That Member of Parliament? I didn't see a hint of that.
 
2012-11-12 04:03:13 PM
Oops. Picture of MP in question.

www.flicksandbits.com
 
2012-11-12 04:05:00 PM

litespeed74: Careful letting this number out- One day their might be a gay 007.


David Bowie and Mick Jagger had sex, not because they're gay, it's just that banging every 19y/o groupie gets kinda old, and 'hey? Let's try this' kind of attitude. I think we're pretty safe from having a gay bond, he seems quite content with banging female hotties, and what some one else said up thread, he's not real.
 
2012-11-12 04:06:18 PM
53 women in 50 years?
Wow.

53 women for me was the summer of '79.
 
2012-11-12 04:08:12 PM

Wellon Dowd: Oops. Picture of MP in question.

[www.flicksandbits.com image 825x550]


No,thats why he hit the fire extinguishers during the shoot out. He ran up to that table to reassure all of them when noone could see it, but she wouldn't shut up so he stuck it in her mouf. You could see it through the smoke, but maybe only if you were in an imax theater.

I'm talking about the girl who shot him.
 
2012-11-12 04:21:35 PM
0, because he's too busy farking them.
 
2012-11-12 04:24:14 PM

FunkOut: It's okay, he was using a bionic stunt penis.


Is that what were calling Big Jim Slade nowadays?
 
2012-11-12 04:24:58 PM

FunkOut: It's okay, he was using a bionic stunt penis.


Is that what we're calling Big Jim Slade nowadays?
 
2012-11-12 04:28:28 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: FunkOut: It's okay, he was using a bionic stunt penis.

Is that what were calling Big Jim Slade nowadays?


I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2012-11-12 04:30:47 PM
Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?
 
2012-11-12 04:33:05 PM

ZeroCorpse: Shostie: I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on.

One of SNL's better skits.


I have to go. Bond-7 escaped from its container
 
2012-11-12 04:34:41 PM
All those years and he never boned Moneypenny?
 
2012-11-12 04:37:51 PM

Prey4reign: All those years and he never boned Moneypenny?


I think that's on purpose, a long-running trope. Flirting with the boss's secretary was probably a masculine past time back in the Mad Men era.
 
2012-11-12 04:37:51 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: I dunno, but he's definitely had Pussy Galore.


Yes, but what's her named?
 
2012-11-12 04:38:55 PM

Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?


I say no, but that's because I'm in the "he slept with Eve/lady who shot him" camp.
 
2012-11-12 04:42:32 PM
It's not the quantity,
It's the quality...
 
2012-11-12 04:42:54 PM

Solon Isonomia: Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

I say no, but that's because I'm in the "he slept with Eve/lady who shot him" camp.


Yeah, I'm not in that camp but he was boning a girl in his tropical hut in the beginning. She might have lived.
 
2012-11-12 04:43:52 PM

Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?


Bond girls dying after having sex with him isn't exactly a new thing, even when he's not the one killing them. It was pretty prevalent for Sean Connery's Bond, too. (See Goldfinger for the iconic example.) I'm disappointed the graphic didn't show the mortality rate.
 
2012-11-12 04:44:17 PM
Do the skull ones mean he banged them after they died?
 
2012-11-12 04:47:24 PM
Meh, Captain James T Kirk is still the King.
 
2012-11-12 04:47:40 PM

thecpt: Solon Isonomia: Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

I say no, but that's because I'm in the "he slept with Eve/lady who shot him" camp.

Yeah, I'm not in that camp but he was boning a girl in his tropical hut in the beginning. She might have lived.


I'm sure he poured ground up glass into her food or maybe she picked up his drink instead and got stung by that scorpion or something.
 
2012-11-12 04:48:18 PM

killzoe: Meh, Captain James T Kirk is still the King.


He cheated - he wasn't limited to humans.
 
2012-11-12 04:50:32 PM

Joelogon: Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

Bond girls dying after having sex with him isn't exactly a new thing, even when he's not the one killing them. It was pretty prevalent for Sean Connery's Bond, too. (See Goldfinger for the iconic example.) I'm disappointed the graphic didn't show the mortality rate.


They had skulls next to the Bond girls that died.
 
2012-11-12 04:55:37 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 04:58:30 PM
Careful letting this number out- One day their might be a gay 007.

I was thinking as I eyed all those ♀s that one day there has to be a ♂. A real spy would play double agent.
 
2012-11-12 05:02:14 PM

ZAZ: Careful letting this number out- One day their might be a gay 007.

I was thinking as I eyed all those ♀s that one day there has to be a ♂. A real spy would play double agent.


Go watch Goldfinger and how Connery escapes from the basement jail cell.
 
2012-11-12 05:04:53 PM
I'm loving this. Fark is all Bond, all day.

I will always love Vesper Lynd. Always.

"you know, former SAS types with easy smiles and expensive watches....Rolex?
"Omega"
"Beautiful"

/"I'm the money"
//swoon
 
2012-11-12 05:04:56 PM

Solon Isonomia: Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

I say no, but that's because I'm in the "he slept with Eve/lady who shot him" camp.


Nope, SPOILER ALERT
.
.
Skyfall - the girl he was hanging out with after being shot by Eve.
I thought he got Eve in one of the earlier Craig-Bond movies but Quantum and Casino aren't in Naomie's IMDB credits.
Sheesh, was it really 4 years between Quantum and Skyfall?
 
2012-11-12 05:06:26 PM

Odd Bird: Solon Isonomia: Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

I say no, but that's because I'm in the "he slept with Eve/lady who shot him" camp.

Nope, SPOILER ALERT
.
.
Skyfall - the girl he was hanging out with after being shot by Eve.
I thought he got Eve in one of the earlier Craig-Bond movies but Quantum and Casino aren't in Naomie's IMDB credits.
Sheesh, was it really 4 years between Quantum and Skyfall?


Oh, no, I was thinking after the shaving bit.
 
2012-11-12 05:14:21 PM

Solon Isonomia: Oh, no, I was thinking after the shaving bit.


That's going to be debated forever isn't it? Both sides could easily draw their conclusion. To me they just seamed more like friends who respected each other and playfully flirted. They were getting all cleaned up before the casino so I assumed they wouldn't get messy beforehand. That being said they were eyefarking the shiat out of each other.
 
2012-11-12 05:16:26 PM
I'm waiting for the Bond movie where he beds some men.
 
2012-11-12 05:22:36 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: I'm waiting for the Bond movie where he beds some men.


Maybe he'll head into space again.

i2.listal.com
 
2012-11-12 05:22:38 PM
Who knows? The infographic is missing a movie so it's incomplete.
 
2012-11-12 05:29:40 PM

FunkOut: It's okay, he was using a bionic stunt penis.


That explains the scene with Grace Jones.
 
2012-11-12 05:35:52 PM

Evil Mackerel: FunkOut: It's okay, he was using a bionic stunt penis.

That explains the scene with Grace Jones.


i1089.photobucket.com



/ grace jones is one sexy diva
 
2012-11-12 05:37:28 PM

cgraves67: They had skulls next to the Bond girls that died.


Ah. Well, there you go. Apparently sleeping with Daniel Craig's Bond is indeed hazardous to one's health.
 
2012-11-12 05:43:09 PM
Sooooo... less than Tiger Woods or Charlie Sheen?
 
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