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(Politico)   "I'm the guy who has egg all over his face," says man who also has giant Romney campaign logo tattooed all over his face   ( politico.com) divider line
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2012-11-12 02:11:01 PM  
Even if Romney had won it would still be stupid
 
2012-11-12 02:12:04 PM  
Let's just hope this man never procrea-

"My 15-year-old son, however, he was all about it."

Dammit!
 
2012-11-12 02:23:23 PM  
If that's egg, I'd hate to see the chickens
 
2012-11-12 02:24:24 PM  

The Italian Farker: Even if Romney had won it would still be stupid


This. If I see someone with a big Obama logo on his face, I would have the very same reaction: Well, there's a dumbass right there.
 
2012-11-12 02:30:13 PM  
It'll be good for a free beer or two in certain bars for a while, but, by 2015 or so he'll mostly be hearing "Man, you must really like Aquafresh."
 
2012-11-12 02:34:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Let's just hope this man never procrea-

"My 15-year-old son, however, he was all about it."

Dammit!


Hartsburg, 30, lives in Indiana...

/Double dammit
 
2012-11-12 02:35:41 PM  
"I'm hoping this opens some other doors in the entertainment business," he said.

I wanna know what scenario this guy is envisioning.
 
2012-11-12 02:39:20 PM  
I love it when dumbasses tag themselves to make identification easier for the rest of us.
 
2012-11-12 02:39:26 PM  

nekom: The Italian Farker: Even if Romney had won it would still be stupid

This. If I see someone with a big Obama logo on his face, I would have the very same reaction: Well, there's a dumbass right there.


Well, if you put the Obama logo on your forehead, you could claim its a third eye.


I have no idea.
 
2012-11-12 02:44:01 PM  
Didn't this guy get paid a sizable amount of money to do this?
 
2012-11-12 02:44:12 PM  
Even the girl with the anal tat has more self-worth.
 
2012-11-12 02:45:49 PM  
A tribute to failure
 
2012-11-12 02:45:55 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "I'm hoping this opens some other doors in the entertainment business," he said.

I wanna know what scenario this guy is envisioning.


Some tv production could be looking for someone to play the lead rapist in their next show..
 
2012-11-12 02:45:59 PM  
Just a Republican voter, nothing to see here, move along.
 
2012-11-12 02:46:55 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "I'm hoping this opens some other doors in the entertainment business," he said.

I wanna know what scenario this guy is envisioning.


Romney might want to hire him as a lawn ornament, perhaps?
 
2012-11-12 02:48:57 PM  
he's a professional wrestler.

Whatever else happens, whatever else he does or doesn't do with his life, the tattoo or anything else...

He's already lost the game of life.
 
2012-11-12 02:49:35 PM  

sweetmelissa31: scottydoesntknow: Let's just hope this man never procrea-

"My 15-year-old son, however, he was all about it."

Dammit!

Hartsburg, 30, lives in Indiana...

/Double dammit


This man has a very clear history of making good decisions.
 
2012-11-12 02:49:44 PM  

hammettman: Relatively Obscure: "I'm hoping this opens some other doors in the entertainment business," he said.

I wanna know what scenario this guy is envisioning.

Romney might want to hire him as a lawn ornament, perhaps?


I don't know...Hartsburg doesn't sound like a Hispanic name.
 
2012-11-12 02:50:05 PM  
FTA: Fortunately, he cites his day job as a professional wrestler

I have doubts about this individual being part of the tax paying 53%.
 
2012-11-12 02:50:18 PM  
douchetastic
 
2012-11-12 02:50:40 PM  

CygnusDarius: Even the girl with the anal tat has more self-worth.


It would have been funnier as a tramp stamp.
 
2012-11-12 02:50:54 PM  
Now we'll know him when he shows up in the Mugshot threads.
 
2012-11-12 02:51:59 PM  
It might be time for tattoo removal or even a skin graft.
I'd rather have a big scar and have people think I was in an accident, than have them think I'm stupid enough to get a face tattoo.

It says a lot about the intelligence level, of Romney's fan base.
 
2012-11-12 02:54:02 PM  

Close2TheEdge: CygnusDarius: Even the girl with the anal tat has more self-worth.

It would have been funnier as a tramp stamp.


You think I'm making this up? Reality has -along a liberal bias- more imagination than I do.
 
2012-11-12 02:54:10 PM  

My Evil Twin Skippy: sweetmelissa31: scottydoesntknow: Let's just hope this man never procrea-

"My 15-year-old son, however, he was all about it."

Dammit!

Hartsburg, 30, lives in Indiana...

/Double dammit

This man has a very clear history of making good decisions.


I wonder if he's a grandfather yet? I mean, if the kid's going to follow in his old man's footsteps, time's a wastin'.
 
2012-11-12 02:54:19 PM  

Lost Thought 00: A tribute to failure


I agree.

And the tattoo is pretty lame too.
 
2012-11-12 02:55:09 PM  

TommyymmoT: It might be time for tattoo removal or even a skin graft.
I'd rather have a big scar and have people think I was in an accident, than have them think I'm stupid enough to get a face tattoo.

It says a lot about the intelligence level, of Romney's fan base.


No, I think the guy sold his skin for advertisement, and he got paid a nice amount of money for it.
 
2012-11-12 02:56:12 PM  
Facial tattoos are for idiots. That is all.
 
2012-11-12 02:57:06 PM  

PainInTheASP: I love it when dumbasses tag themselves to make identification easier for the rest of us.


www.thevine.com.au
 
2012-11-12 02:57:11 PM  

qorkfiend: Didn't this guy get paid a sizable amount of money to do this?


I doubt it. If he got paid for it, I'm sure they'd have said so in the article.
 
2012-11-12 02:59:00 PM  

Karne: Relatively Obscure: "I'm hoping this opens some other doors in the entertainment business," he said.

I wanna know what scenario this guy is envisioning.

Some tv production could be looking for someone to play the lead rapist in their next show..


Is that a legitimate rapist?
 
2012-11-12 03:00:20 PM  

THX 1138: qorkfiend: Didn't this guy get paid a sizable amount of money to do this?

I doubt it. If he got paid for it, I'm sure they'd have said so in the article.


He got $5000 for it. I am not sure that makes up for never being able to get a respectable job for having a facial tattoo, but then again, I think forward thinking wasn't his biggest skill.
 
2012-11-12 03:00:23 PM  
www.polarblairsden.com

Harry approves.
 
2012-11-12 03:00:42 PM  
I'm having a fairly intense point and laugh moment.
 
2012-11-12 03:01:39 PM  

CygnusDarius: TommyymmoT: It might be time for tattoo removal or even a skin graft.
I'd rather have a big scar and have people think I was in an accident, than have them think I'm stupid enough to get a face tattoo.

It says a lot about the intelligence level, of Romney's fan base.

No, I think the guy sold his skin for advertisement, and he got paid a nice amount of money for it.


$15,000.
I hope it's enough to retire on, because finding employment once his wrestling career is over (in less than 10 years) is going to be difficult at best.
 
2012-11-12 03:01:52 PM  

Relatively Obscure: .


Some Rule 34 thing perhaps?
 
2012-11-12 03:02:01 PM  
He could totally work that into his wrestling shtick, he would obviously be a bad guy, maybe use his brief case when the ref isn't looking to bash over the other guys head. Orrrrr, his personal butler uses a lead pipe over the other guy while tattooed guy is distracting the ref. The possibilities are endless.
 
2012-11-12 03:02:20 PM  

SilentStrider: nekom: The Italian Farker: Even if Romney had won it would still be stupid

This. If I see someone with a big Obama logo on his face, I would have the very same reaction: Well, there's a dumbass right there.

Well, if you put the Obama logo on your forehead, you could claim its a third eye.


I have no idea.


I have to wonder if either logo could be worked into a larger, more permanent tat but only if you wanted to give yourself permanent clown makeup for life. Y that sounds so srs.
 
2012-11-12 03:04:03 PM  

limeyfellow: THX 1138: qorkfiend: Didn't this guy get paid a sizable amount of money to do this?

I doubt it. If he got paid for it, I'm sure they'd have said so in the article.

He got $5000 for it. I am not sure that makes up for never being able to get a respectable job for having a facial tattoo, but then again, I think forward thinking wasn't his biggest skill.


I wonder if we could raise $5000 to get him to put an Obama Hope thingy on his other side? Then his head would be balanced.
 
2012-11-12 03:04:10 PM  

nekom: The Italian Farker: Even if Romney had won it would still be stupid

This. If I see someone with a big Obama logo on his face, I would have the very same reaction: Well, there's a dumbass right there.


A GIS for "Obama tattoo" shows that both sides are badstupid. 

/didn't see any Obama face ones... that takes a special kind of stupid.
 
2012-11-12 03:05:49 PM  

GanjSmokr: nekom: The Italian Farker: Even if Romney had won it would still be stupid

This. If I see someone with a big Obama logo on his face, I would have the very same reaction: Well, there's a dumbass right there.

A GIS for "Obama tattoo" shows that both sides are badstupid. 

/didn't see any Obama face ones... that takes a special kind of stupid.


I'll raise you the chick who carved the backwards B into her face. Now your side has both candidates tattooed on their faces.
 
2012-11-12 03:05:49 PM  
I wanted a Chris Christie tattoo but could not find a spot large enough
 
2012-11-12 03:06:24 PM  

Smackledorfer: I'll raise you the chick who carved the backwards B into her face. Now your side has both candidates tattooed permanently marked on their faces.

 
2012-11-12 03:08:24 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "I'm hoping this opens some other doors in the entertainment business," he said.

I wanna know what scenario this guy is envisioning.


upload.wikimedia.org
Pizza delivery.
 
2012-11-12 03:09:08 PM  

CygnusDarius: Even the girl with the anal tat has more self-worth.


Are you thinking of the chick that tattooed a G and D and efficiently used her bung for the O? If so then I agree. At least people she meets in the normal course of life won't think she's an idiot.
 
2012-11-12 03:10:31 PM  

Smackledorfer: GanjSmokr: nekom: The Italian Farker: Even if Romney had won it would still be stupid

This. If I see someone with a big Obama logo on his face, I would have the very same reaction: Well, there's a dumbass right there.

A GIS for "Obama tattoo" shows that both sides are badstupid. 

/didn't see any Obama face ones... that takes a special kind of stupid.

I'll raise you the chick who carved the backwards B into her face. Now your side has both candidates tattooed on their faces.


This guy and that chick were Libertarians? Huh. Who'd have guessed that?

/fark the (R)s
//fark the (D)s
 
2012-11-12 03:11:43 PM  

KarmicDisaster: limeyfellow: THX 1138: qorkfiend: Didn't this guy get paid a sizable amount of money to do this?

I doubt it. If he got paid for it, I'm sure they'd have said so in the article.

He got $5000 for it. I am not sure that makes up for never being able to get a respectable job for having a facial tattoo, but then again, I think forward thinking wasn't his biggest skill.

I wonder if we could raise $5000 to get him to put an Obama Hope thingy on his other side? Then his head would be balanced.


Then he can get the Fox News logo on his forehead.
 
2012-11-12 03:12:09 PM  

GanjSmokr: This guy and that chick were Libertarians? Huh. Who'd have guessed that?

/fark the (R)s
//fark the (D)s


1. Whatever, you knew what I meant.
2. I've never seen an L any better. I'd affirmatively support that position, but you would proceed to no-true-scotsman the shiat out of me, so why bother?
 
2012-11-12 03:13:03 PM  

The Italian Farker: Even if Romney had won it would still be stupid


Best part? Even if Romney runs again in 2016, the campaign will have an all-new logo, so this guy can't even hold out hope for the next election...

And to think I told my stepson that political bumperstickers were a bad idea, since they can draw attention, vandalism, or reflect changing politics that are sometimes obsolete within the year. I'm gonna have to show him this story to let him know just how stupid people can be.
 
2012-11-12 03:14:07 PM  
Romney is a guy. Guys don't make eggs...

...that's something else on your face.
 
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