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(Patch)   Dead pig found outside beachfront Republican headquarters... Karl Rove, shirtless and with glasses askew, seen talking to it about Florida results   (manhattanbeach.patch.com) divider line 76
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2012-11-12 01:57:24 PM
Well that seems pretty futile and pointless.

And a waste of potential delicious bacon.
 
2012-11-12 02:19:39 PM
Somebody wanted to taunt Muslims but all they could find was a political party with shared views?
 
2012-11-12 02:26:20 PM
And, all this time, I thought it was a chicken they were farking to death.
 
2012-11-12 02:50:17 PM
Ugh. You're not helping, morons! You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters harassed voters, threw away Democrat voter registrations, blocked UN election observers, stood outside polling places and demanded photo IDs, mailed letters to Democrats telling them to vote on Wednesday and the mouth-breathers on the right will say, "Oh yeah--well YOUR PEOPLE threw a dead pig in front of a GOP headquarters! You're just as bad!"
 
2012-11-12 02:54:57 PM
Did it have a backwards "B" scrawled on it?
 
2012-11-12 03:37:24 PM
Were there pineapples and charcoal nearby?
 
2012-11-12 03:46:25 PM

Ed Finnerty: Did it have a backwards "B" scrawled on it?


My first thought as well.
 
2012-11-12 03:58:48 PM

Vodka Zombie: And, all this time, I thought it was a chicken they were farking to death.

 
2012-11-12 04:06:47 PM

brigid_fitch: Ugh. You're not helping, morons! You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters harassed voters, threw away Democrat voter registrations, blocked UN election observers, stood outside polling places and demanded photo IDs, mailed letters to Democrats telling them to vote on Wednesday and the mouth-breathers on the right will say, "Oh yeah--well YOUR PEOPLE threw a dead pig in front of a GOP headquarters! You're just as bad! Grow up, we're better than that.


presumably what you meant to say
 
2012-11-12 04:07:41 PM
First I've heard of it. Must not be a big deal.
 
2012-11-12 04:07:45 PM

brigid_fitch: You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters... blocked UN election observers


I have no problem with that from either side.
 
2012-11-12 04:08:24 PM

brigid_fitch: Ugh. You're not helping, morons! You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters harassed voters, threw away Democrat voter registrations, blocked UN election observers, stood outside polling places and demanded photo IDs, mailed letters to Democrats telling them to vote on Wednesday and the mouth-breathers on the right will say, "Oh yeah--well YOUR PEOPLE threw a dead pig in front of a GOP headquarters! You're just as bad!"


Kinda like how Al Gore was outraged over how Florida was handling the election until it swung for Obama.

or not.

whatever.

pigs for all!
 
2012-11-12 04:08:24 PM
How rude!

Everybody knows you put pigs' heads on a pike.
 
2012-11-12 04:08:51 PM
A person at the Republican headquarters office told Patch Saturday afternoon that they were "unelated but not disturbed" by the incident.

That might be the most sensible thing a Republican has said in a decade
 
2012-11-12 04:09:23 PM
Was its tongue cut out?
 
2012-11-12 04:09:24 PM
"...around 36 hours after President Barack Obama defeated his opponent in a hard fought-battle."

Man, those fought-battles can be rough. And hard.
 
2012-11-12 04:09:56 PM
So, did they butcher it and put it in the smoker?
 
2012-11-12 04:10:30 PM
It would seem odd a dem did that since they won, but there are some sick farks out there. Could also be some psycho on the right that is pissed at the repubs because they lost and went batshiat insane. Either way the person seems a little unhinged to me.
 
2012-11-12 04:10:53 PM

brigid_fitch: Ugh. You're not helping, morons! You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters harassed voters, threw away Democrat voter registrations, blocked UN election observers, stood outside polling places and demanded photo IDs, mailed letters to Democrats telling them to vote on Wednesday and the mouth-breathers on the right will say, "Oh yeah--well YOUR PEOPLE threw a dead pig in front of a GOP headquarters! You're just as bad!"


Could have been worse. Could have sealed it in a car.
 
2012-11-12 04:11:00 PM

brigid_fitch: "Oh yeah--well YOUR PEOPLE threw a dead pig in front of a GOP headquarters! You're just as bad!"


i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 04:12:18 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: brigid_fitch: You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters... blocked UN election observers

I have no problem with that from either side.


Okay, I'll bite. What, exactly, is the problem with having observers watch the election?
 
2012-11-12 04:13:06 PM
wizbangblog.com
 
2012-11-12 04:13:43 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: brigid_fitch: You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters... blocked UN election observers

I have no problem with that from either side.

Okay, I'll bite. What, exactly, is the problem with having observers watch the election?


We're not a third world banana republic. We can handle our own elections.
 
2012-11-12 04:13:47 PM
President Buchanan will handle this!
 
2012-11-12 04:14:40 PM
Poor pig.
 
2012-11-12 04:14:45 PM
Where's the BACON?
 
2012-11-12 04:15:18 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: brigid_fitch: You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters... blocked UN election observers

I have no problem with that from either side.

Okay, I'll bite. What, exactly, is the problem with having observers watch the election?

We're not a third world banana republic. We can handle our own elections.


Maybe. But the GOP is doing their best to make us a banana republic.
 
2012-11-12 04:15:53 PM

hutchkc: It would seem odd a dem did that since they won, but there are some sick farks out there. Could also be some psycho on the right that is pissed at the repubs because they lost and went batshiat insane. Either way the person seems a little unhinged to me.


I basically grew up around Manhattan Beach, and it's always been a fairly conservative area - lots of defense industry workers. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this was a far-right loon, rather than a Democrat.
 
2012-11-12 04:16:08 PM
I'll take "disgruntled republican" for 500, Bob.
 
2012-11-12 04:16:30 PM
img818.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-12 04:17:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 04:17:28 PM

AssAsInAssassin


"...around 36 hours after President Barack Obama defeated his opponent in a hard fought-battle."

Man, those fought-battles can be rough. And hard.


Maybe it was originally supposed to be "hard-ass battle" and the writer automatically changed it to "hard ass-battle" because teh funnay and then was told that "ass" wasn't appropriate and so changed "ass" to "fought" without moving the hyphen back to where it needed to be in the non-ass context.

The End.
 
2012-11-12 04:17:37 PM
Romney's overwhelming popularity with the GOP base pretty much eliminates the possibility this wasn't done by a Democrat.
 
2012-11-12 04:18:18 PM
It was the Angry Bird party members that did it.
 
2012-11-12 04:18:41 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: brigid_fitch: You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters... blocked UN election observers

I have no problem with that from either side.

Okay, I'll bite. What, exactly, is the problem with having observers watch the election?

We're not a third world banana republic. We can handle our own elections.

Maybe. But the GOP is doing their best to make us a banana republic.


Yeah, with their crazy ideas about border control.
 
2012-11-12 04:19:18 PM

Ed Finnerty: Did it have a backwards "B" scrawled on it?


Never have understood why folks get so hung up on the "B" being backwards. Were I to do that as an attack, I'd scratch the letter in backwards as well, so that the person would be confronted by it every time they looked into a mirror. Be lacking foresight and just plain stupid to not do it backwards; there'd be no point to it.

Were the attack for real, of course.
 
2012-11-12 04:24:15 PM

gunther_bumpass: AssAsInAssassin: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: brigid_fitch: You know what's going to happen, right? We'll have article after article on how GOP supporters... blocked UN election observers

I have no problem with that from either side.

Okay, I'll bite. What, exactly, is the problem with having observers watch the election?

We're not a third world banana republic. We can handle our own elections.

Maybe. But the GOP is doing their best to make us a banana republic.

Yeah, with their crazy ideas about border control.


I was thinking more about their agenda to concentrate all the wealth in the hands (and offshore accounts) of a tiny minority, eliminate workers' rights, deregulate banks and industries, subjugate women, eliminate public education and health care, and generally stand on their balconies and watch the rest of us scrabble for an existence.
 
2012-11-12 04:24:55 PM
OMG now I remember what I did this weekend!
 
2012-11-12 04:25:34 PM

snocone: How rude!

Everybody knows you put pigs' heads on a pike.


Indeed! I sharpened a stick at both ends and lit the place on fire.

Now...where is Karl?

Sucks to his ass-mar. Now that his specs have proven worthless, he's only good for one thing - a stand-in for Beelzebub.

But seriously, I'm amazed it's taking so long for the Republican Tribe to assemble their hunting party. Maybe I'm reveling in schadenfreude too much, but I fully expect Rove to be relegated to complete irrelevance - even on Fox "News" - within the month.
 
2012-11-12 04:26:06 PM
"A person at the Republican headquarters office told Patch Saturday afternoon that they were "unelated but not disturbed" by the incident."

That phrase just strikes me as odd for some reason.
 
2012-11-12 04:28:05 PM

kabloink: "A person at the Republican headquarters office told Patch Saturday afternoon that they were "unelated but not disturbed" by the incident."

That phrase just strikes me as odd for some reason.


Maybe because it says "I wasn't thrilled there was a pig head wrapped in barb wire at work today, but it's not unusual to see one."
 
2012-11-12 04:29:35 PM
Just ask yourself:

WHO would just happen to be in possession of a dead pig AND a Romney t-shirt?
 
2012-11-12 04:29:46 PM
waste of meat
 
2012-11-12 04:29:57 PM
Repub would have put lipstick on it.
 
2012-11-12 04:30:29 PM

The Martian Manhandler: hutchkc: It would seem odd a dem did that since they won, but there are some sick farks out there. Could also be some psycho on the right that is pissed at the repubs because they lost and went batshiat insane. Either way the person seems a little unhinged to me.

I basically grew up around Manhattan Beach, and it's always been a fairly conservative area - lots of defense industry workers. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this was a far-right loon, rather than a Democrat.


If Romney had won then I would have gone dem nutjob, but I'm leaning toward teabagger who's a little miffed.
 
2012-11-12 04:32:44 PM

AssAsInAssassin: I was thinking more about their agenda to concentrate all the wealth in the hands (and offshore accounts) of a tiny minority, eliminate workers' rights, deregulate banks and industries, subjugate women, eliminate public education and health care, and generally stand on their balconies and watch the rest of us scrabble for an existence.


But it's in your best interest. Why can't you peasants see that?!?
 
2012-11-12 04:34:14 PM
I figured it would be Karl Rove. Though more surprised that he isn't feeding fishes.
 
2012-11-12 04:35:52 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just ask yourself:

WHO would just happen to be in possession of a dead pig AND a Romney t-shirt?


Trent Reznor?

/he's really rich
 
2012-11-12 04:38:59 PM
Two legs better than four!
 
2012-11-12 04:40:22 PM

Diogenes: And a waste of potential delicious bacon.


Indeed. This creep deserves 5-10 for the waste alone.
 
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