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(Sun News Network)   We're now up to 21 states who are asking to secede after Obama's re-election   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 412
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2012-11-12 11:36:44 AM
FTFA: All quote a passage from the Declaration of Independence that reads "whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and institute new Government.

Like trying to enforce laws based on a religion? Looks like the American people just altered the deal...
 
2012-11-12 11:44:36 AM
No, we're up to 21 retards living in various states asking for secession.

Call me when a governor officially declares that his or her state is intending to secede from the Union.
 
2012-11-12 11:45:23 AM
Sniveling little biatches, the lot of 'em
 
2012-11-12 11:45:24 AM
"United" states, my ass!
 
2012-11-12 11:46:50 AM
One person does not represent an entire state, Subtard. I know you guys can't grapple with math, but please. Try to remain somewhat realistic?
 
2012-11-12 11:50:44 AM
I love how these 21 people are too stupid to write their own Declaration and instead quote Jefferson. Can we try them all for treason or something? We don't need the charges to stick, let's just put a little fear into them.
 
2012-11-12 11:50:55 AM
The amount of signatures on this petition can be offset by the audience of a Bruce Springsteen concert. Big whoop!
 
2012-11-12 11:52:16 AM

Vodka Zombie: One person does not represent an entire state, Subtard. I know you guys can't grapple with math, but please. Try to remain somewhat realistic?


As proven by the election results, "math" has been deemed satanically evil and only practised by witches, commies and the uppity-learned.
 
2012-11-12 11:55:58 AM
And nothing of value would be lost.
 
2012-11-12 11:56:14 AM
I don't think anyone will miss them.
 
2012-11-12 11:57:42 AM

Lando Lincoln: No, we're up to 21 retards living in various states asking for secession.

Call me when a governor officially declares that his or her state is intending to secede from the Union.


This.
 
2012-11-12 12:02:33 PM
So much for "America, love it or leave it." Guess those Tea-partiers weren't true American patriots after all, but whiny little biatches who want to take their balls and storm off.
 
2012-11-12 12:05:22 PM

Vodka Zombie: One person does not represent an entire state, Subtard. I know you guys can't grapple with math, but please. Try to remain somewhat realistic?


nope. not going to happen.
We probably should start smacking them on their noses with rolled up newspapers.
 
2012-11-12 12:06:11 PM

SundaesChild: So much for "America, love it or leave it." Guess those Tea-partiers weren't true American patriots after all, but whiny little biatches who want to take their balls and storm off.


THIS
If we dont get what we want, we are gonna take our ball and go home.
 
2012-11-12 12:07:07 PM
Can we find some latter-day equivalents of Billy Sherman and Phil Sheridan? Shut those whiny assholes up right quick.
 
2012-11-12 12:07:30 PM

namatad: Vodka Zombie: One person does not represent an entire state, Subtard. I know you guys can't grapple with math, but please. Try to remain somewhat realistic?

nope. not going to happen.
We probably should start smacking them on their noses with rolled up newspapers.


ZOMG! The state of Illinois wants to assault Conservatives.
 
2012-11-12 12:18:35 PM
Some random guy writes something on a website: OMGWTFBBQ REPUBLICANS ARE TALKING SECESSION THOSE farkING RACIST ASSfarkERS
 
2012-11-12 12:22:32 PM
cache.gawker.com

The Great Emancipator
Can he save the Union? 
 
2012-11-12 12:30:10 PM
It's not just one person from each state:

Petitioners have one month to obtain 25,000 signatures in order for the president to consider the request.

As of Monday morning, Louisiana had 13,197.

Texas had 17,260.
 
2012-11-12 12:30:39 PM

Gig103: I love how these 21 people are too stupid to write their own Declaration and instead quote Jefferson. Can we try them all for treason or something? We don't need the charges to stick, let's just put a little fear into them.



Hell, accuse them of being "Terr-rists" and you don't even have to charge them.


/Just lock 'em away forever
//No evidence or trial necessary.
///Thanks NDAA!
 
2012-11-12 12:32:38 PM

jaylectricity: Petitioners have one month to obtain 25,000 signatures in order for the president to consider the request.


"Hmm. I've thought it over. No. Fark off."
 
2012-11-12 12:34:30 PM
vinteeage.com
 
2012-11-12 12:35:44 PM

Lando Lincoln: jaylectricity: Petitioners have one month to obtain 25,000 signatures in order for the president to consider the request.

"Hmm. I've thought it over. No. Fark off."


Perhaps some enterprising person in each of these states should come up with their own petition asking the President to tell the people that want to run away like little babies to shut the fark up and grow the hell up.
 
2012-11-12 12:40:54 PM
People fron the other 29 states should also file petitions, just to create a huge farking mess and troll the other 21.

/I got Washington, whos with me!
 
2012-11-12 12:43:36 PM

jaylectricity: As of Monday morning, Louisiana had 13,197.

Texas had 17,260.


some of the signatories on those petitions aren't even from those states.
 
2012-11-12 12:45:07 PM
It's shiat like this that led me to ordering The Memoirs of William Tecumseh Sherman
 
2012-11-12 12:47:54 PM

ManateeGag: jaylectricity: As of Monday morning, Louisiana had 13,197.

Texas had 17,260.

some of the signatories on those petitions aren't even from those states.


Hey, just trying to help them out

/as it were
 
2012-11-12 12:52:06 PM

DrySocket: People fron the other 29 states should also file petitions, just to create a huge farking mess and troll the other 21.

/I got Washington, whos with me!


Don't you mean the other 39 states?
 
2012-11-12 12:52:51 PM
Part of me just wishes Obama would troll these morons. I'd love for him to come out and say, "Okay. We've been discussing what the states will have to pay to secede and how to purchase the existing infrastructure, and we've been talking to the NFL, MLB, NBA, NCAA and other professional and collegiate American sports' leagues to find new homes for our teams. We've also started taking steps to revoke the citizenship of those signing these petitions. We hope to make this process as painless as possible. And, oh yeah. We're going to need our military removed from these states."

I think these "Real 'Murican Patriots" would shiat themselves faster than words can describe.
 
2012-11-12 12:54:07 PM

WI241TH: It's shiat like this that led me to ordering The Memoirs of William Tecumseh Sherman


Is it good? I have been debating picking up a few Civil War era ebooks
 
2012-11-12 12:57:00 PM

cman: WI241TH: It's shiat like this that led me to ordering The Memoirs of William Tecumseh Sherman

Is it good? I have been debating picking up a few Civil War era ebooks


I don't know, I just ordered it last night. The reviews all seem positive so I'm setting my expectations pretty high.
 
2012-11-12 12:58:10 PM

SundaesChild: So much for "America, love it or leave it." Guess those Tea-partiers weren't true American patriots after all, but whiny little biatches who want to take their balls and storm off.


You're assuming teabaggers actually have balls. Given what spineless little sniveling cowards they tend to be, I refuse to believe that.
 
2012-11-12 01:01:25 PM

Vodka Zombie: Part of me just wishes Obama would troll these morons. I'd love for him to come out and say, "Okay. We've been discussing what the states will have to pay to secede and how to purchase the existing infrastructure, and we've been talking to the NFL, MLB, NBA, NCAA and other professional and collegiate American sports' leagues to find new homes for our teams. We've also started taking steps to revoke the citizenship of those signing these petitions. We hope to make this process as painless as possible. And, oh yeah. We're going to need our military removed from these states."

I think these "Real 'Murican Patriots" would shiat themselves faster than words can describe.


"We've decided to carve out several hundred acres of blighted hellscape in deepest Nevada for your little enclave. You will have no access to any infrastructure created after 1860. You're welcome to go there."
 
2012-11-12 01:07:43 PM

Vodka Zombie: Part of me just wishes Obama would troll these morons. I'd love for him to come out and say, "Okay. We've been discussing what the states will have to pay to secede and how to purchase the existing infrastructure, and we've been talking to the NFL, MLB, NBA, NCAA and other professional and collegiate American sports' leagues to find new homes for our teams. We've also started taking steps to revoke the citizenship of those signing these petitions. We hope to make this process as painless as possible. And, oh yeah. We're going to need our military removed from these states."

I think these "Real 'Murican Patriots" would shiat themselves faster than words can describe.


Don't forget their airports. Imagine needing a passport to fly to Texas.
 
2012-11-12 01:11:33 PM

Shostie: Vodka Zombie: Part of me just wishes Obama would troll these morons. I'd love for him to come out and say, "Okay. We've been discussing what the states will have to pay to secede and how to purchase the existing infrastructure, and we've been talking to the NFL, MLB, NBA, NCAA and other professional and collegiate American sports' leagues to find new homes for our teams. We've also started taking steps to revoke the citizenship of those signing these petitions. We hope to make this process as painless as possible. And, oh yeah. We're going to need our military removed from these states."

I think these "Real 'Murican Patriots" would shiat themselves faster than words can describe.

"We've decided to carve out several hundred acres of blighted hellscape in deepest Nevada for your little enclave. You will have no access to any infrastructure created after 1860. You're welcome to go there."


Exactly what I was thinking. Don't want to be part of the Union anymore? We've reserved some land for you. A reservation, as it were.
 
2012-11-12 01:13:24 PM
Obama once again finds another parallel to Abraham Lincoln.

Lemme guess: at least 3/4 of those states fall south of the Mason-Dixon line.
 
2012-11-12 01:14:28 PM

Vodka Zombie: One person does not represent an entire state


Not so. Each one represents an entire state. Of denial.

Ba dum bum bssh!!!
 
2012-11-12 01:15:42 PM

SundaesChild: So much for "America, love it or leave it." Guess those Tea-partiers weren't true American patriots after all, but whiny little biatches who want to take their balls and storm off.


So, secession doesn't count towards the "or leave it" part? In my book it does.
 
2012-11-12 01:17:25 PM

serial_crusher: SundaesChild: So much for "America, love it or leave it." Guess those Tea-partiers weren't true American patriots after all, but whiny little biatches who want to take their balls and storm off.

So, secession doesn't count towards the "or leave it" part? In my book it does.


If you want to put it like that. But it seems to me that all their supposed love of country fell by the wayside when they didn't get their way in the election, therefore, it never truly existed.
 
2012-11-12 01:20:05 PM
You know what would be funny? Writing the president a letter pretending to be a kindergartener, asking him to explain "democracy" to you cause you don't understand why all the adults are yelling at each other on TV.

Use crayon, and for extra yardage print those cutesy backward letters as well. I'm sure someone in the whitehouse PR department will arrange a callback for little Suzie in Bumfark, Iowa...


Then...fark with the prez when he's on the line.


well, maybe its not that funny. Mildly amusing maybe.
 
2012-11-12 01:21:43 PM

serial_crusher: So, secession doesn't count towards the "or leave it" part?


Well, that would mean they didn't love it in the first place. I can believe it.
 
2012-11-12 01:25:39 PM
Here is what a picture of Obama "considering their request" may look like:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-12 01:29:49 PM
farking pussies.
 
2012-11-12 01:30:05 PM
Obama is a thoughtful man, and we're not talking about the Jewels of the Union here. I think he's got to consider letting a few of these go.
 
2012-11-12 01:34:04 PM
Yeah, this is the equivalent of self-appointed "sovereign citizens" who get tased after fleeing a traffic stop, because they think police have no authority to enforce traffic regulations on public roads.

If only we could figure out a way that signing these petitions would result in an insta-tasing.
 
2012-11-12 01:34:13 PM
Seems like a reasonable and balanced reaction to the peaceful succession of power.
 
2012-11-12 01:35:31 PM

gilgigamesh: self-appointed "sovereign citizens"


totalfratmove.com

send in P Barnes!
 
2012-11-12 01:36:32 PM

gilgigamesh: Yeah, this is the equivalent of self-appointed "sovereign citizens" who get tased after fleeing a traffic stop, because they think police have no authority to enforce traffic regulations on public roads.

If only we could figure out a way that signing these petitions would result in an insta-tasing.


I bet the fat old obnoxious lady on the hoveround who got tossed out of my polling place for wearing a Romney/Ryan t-shirt submitted ours. And that is not a exaggerated description of the woman.

"I know my rights! Free speech! You can't remove me!"

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
 
2012-11-12 01:39:20 PM

Diogenes: I bet the fat old obnoxious lady on the hoveround who got tossed out of my polling place for wearing a Romney/Ryan t-shirt submitted ours. And that is not a exaggerated description of the woman.

"I know my rights! Free speech! You can't remove me!"

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.


Area Woman etc etc.
 
2012-11-12 01:40:06 PM

ManateeGag: gilgigamesh: self-appointed "sovereign citizens"

[totalfratmove.com image 150x150]

send in P Barnes!


THE CAPTAIN HAS LEFT THE SHIP! I AM NOW CAPTAIN! I WILL NOT CREATE JOINDER WITH YOU!
 
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