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(Mother Nature Network)   If sharks really want to be saved from the brink of extinction they first need to fire their current PR agent and hire one who will make them appear cuter and cuddlier and less bitier to the average human   (mnn.com) divider line 61
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2012-11-12 11:24:22 AM
They need to sing more.
 
2012-11-12 11:27:43 AM
img825.imageshack.us

Look! Hes smiling!!

/current wallpaper
//cant look at it without smiling.
 
2012-11-12 11:45:04 AM
Wolves tried the cute thing, didn't work so well for them.
 
2012-11-12 11:47:24 AM
Actually, they need fricking laser beams....
 
2012-11-12 02:15:32 PM
Who cares? It doesn't look like there's even going to be any hockey this year, and San Jose is a mediocre team anyway.
 
2012-11-12 03:19:43 PM
I want shark fin soup.
 
2012-11-12 03:21:31 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-12 03:21:48 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.


Go fark yourself.

/I want Kumana Wanalaia arm soup
 
2012-11-12 03:21:58 PM
Question: which one do people like to hug?
 
2012-11-12 03:23:35 PM
If you want sharks to stop killing you, stop trespassing in their house.
 
2012-11-12 03:23:40 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.


That's a bit closer to the mark. The PR firm should stress that your ancestors will be moved to the hell of dishonor and your penis will shrink when you consume foods with shark in them.

/mako steaks please
 
2012-11-12 03:29:24 PM

Odd Bird


/mako steaks please


The hell??

upload.wikimedia.org


Pic is warm
 
2012-11-12 03:29:42 PM
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-12 03:32:35 PM

Odd Bird: Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.

That's a bit closer to the mark. The PR firm should stress that your ancestors will be moved to the hell of dishonor and your penis will shrink when you consume foods with shark in them.

/mako steaks please


Or they should press to make shark fin soup incredibly popular so that we start shark farming. Then we'll have sharks around forever.
 
2012-11-12 03:34:45 PM
It would help if people would stop killing them for no damn good reason...

We DON'T fly release flags upside down on our riggers, but we DO hang fish upside down on our gallows!
 
2012-11-12 03:36:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 03:37:55 PM
I figured Sharka would turn this whole thing around:

http://www.crazyshirts.com/product/small+plush+one+sharka.do?sortby=p r iceDescend
 
2012-11-12 03:38:54 PM
They're grey, have goofy eyes...quick, someone get some Bronies to draw up some Derpy sharks.
 
2012-11-12 03:39:02 PM
People would be ravaged less if they weren't so stupid as to ride these "surfboards" that make them look exactly like a plump, juicy seal.
 
2012-11-12 03:43:44 PM

DaCaptain19: People would be ravaged less if they weren't so stupid as to ride these "surfboards" that make them look exactly like a plump, juicy seal.


Can some one come up with a handy cheat sheet for when it's OK to blame the victim?
 
2012-11-12 03:45:24 PM
Sharks are delicious.
 
2012-11-12 03:45:47 PM
Yeah, maybe if they did not kill and eat us we'd be more inclined to save them.

I did eat shark once. Does this place me on the top of the food chain?
 
2012-11-12 03:46:01 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-11-12 03:47:30 PM

abfalter: Yeah, maybe if they did not kill and eat us we'd be more inclined to save them.

I did eat shark once. Does this place me on the top of the food chain?


as long as you never get out of the boat.
 
2012-11-12 03:47:44 PM

Grandemadaca: [imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 560x461]


Good to see this has been covered. I must go now. My people need me.
 
2012-11-12 03:47:53 PM

QUEEN O FROD: Sharks are delicious.


So I take it you've actually eaten one then? Since in my experience it's all hype.
 
2012-11-12 03:51:38 PM

cgraves67: DaCaptain19: People would be ravaged less if they weren't so stupid as to ride these "surfboards" that make them look exactly like a plump, juicy seal.

Can some one come up with a handy cheat sheet for when it's OK to blame the victim?


Animals commit crimes now?
 
2012-11-12 03:54:04 PM
ugc.dhingana.com
 
2012-11-12 03:54:37 PM

cgraves67: Can some one come up with a handy cheat sheet for when it's OK to blame the victim?


When the "victim" is the only human involved. We hold other humans accountable due to the evidence that humans are capable of doing better.

Trying to reason with a shark is like trying to reason with gravity. Getting attacked by a shark is therefore much closer to a Darwin award than homicide. Either you're too stupid to live, or if you're a kid, your parents are.
 
2012-11-12 03:56:10 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: QUEEN O FROD: Sharks are delicious.

So I take it you've actually eaten one then? Since in my experience it's all hype.


They're OK. Very mild flavor, not "fishy" at all.
 
2012-11-12 03:57:43 PM
Behold, the perfect spokespersonshark:

i48.tinypic.com 

It is not planning to eat those humans. It does not think those humans look like food. Whale sharks are cool like that.
 
2012-11-12 03:58:54 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: QUEEN O FROD: Sharks are delicious.

So I take it you've actually eaten one then? Since in my experience it's all hype.


Yes I have. Fresh caught from Southern California. Very good flavor - great for someone who isn't really into fish. I've never eaten store bought, though.
 
2012-11-12 04:00:07 PM
make them appear cuter and cuddlier and less bitier...

That's never going to work!

At best, you can pose them next to even more sinister, dangerous repellent monsters...is Karl Rove available?
 
2012-11-12 04:02:01 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: QUEEN O FROD: Sharks are delicious.

So I take it you've actually eaten one then? Since in my experience it's all hype.


Grilled shark steaks; light taste, not at all fishy, delicious.
 
2012-11-12 04:03:01 PM
If only sharks could be easily avoided by not entering their habitat.
 
2012-11-12 04:11:07 PM
If Carl Rove can do it, sharks should be no problemo.
 
2012-11-12 04:12:48 PM

Kaiku: If only sharks could be easily avoided by not entering their habitat.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulette
 
2012-11-12 04:19:35 PM

slayer199: Actually, they need fricking laser beams....


They didn't have the money, but the sea bass did
 
2012-11-12 04:20:41 PM

Texas Method: If you want sharks to stop killing you, stop trespassing in their housebeing so tasty.


FTFY
 
2012-11-12 04:25:55 PM
Candygram
 
2012-11-12 04:29:37 PM
They tried that. Captain Mako went medieval on their asses over it.

/RIP COH
 
2012-11-12 04:30:06 PM
Sharks extinct?

That will be the day. There are more sharks in the world than humans.
 
2012-11-12 04:33:38 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 04:36:42 PM

Texas Method: If you want sharks to stop killing you, stop trespassing in their house.


dingdingdingdingding!!!!
 
2012-11-12 04:41:45 PM
I have to chuckle at our efforts to stop natural evolution. Nature makes species extinct. It happens. Although part of me applauds our efforts to save species that we have hunted to very low numbers, you really can't stop the slow tread of natural selection. One day it will probably be us.
 
2012-11-12 04:49:38 PM
For every human killed by a shark, approximately a brazillion have been killed (or just de-finned for soup) by humans. The fact that sharks have bad PR even though they are losing the war so completely really does highlight the fact that they are shockingly bad at public relations.
 
2012-11-12 04:51:02 PM

KrispyKritter: Texas Method: If you want sharks to stop killing you, stop trespassing in their house.

dingdingdingdingding!!!!


I blame SNL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_Shark_(Saturday_Night_Live)
 
2012-11-12 04:51:12 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-12 04:54:05 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-12 05:01:50 PM
I've eaten small sand sharks caught from the surf at assateague on the eastern shore.

Quite good, reminds me of tuna as much as anything. The key to prepare the shark is to gut it and cut the head and tail off ASAP. It should go into the cooler a gutted, twitching, headless muscle. Kinda like a chicken without it head.

If you don't gut it instantly the shark pisses itself and also releases stuff that contaminates the meat when it dies.

Gut it alive, cut off head and tail, make foil boat to put fish in, add butter and favorite fish spices, place on fire or grill and slow cook for 45 min or so checking and tasting till properly done.

There are no bones.

Mmmmmmm........ Easy and good
 
2012-11-12 05:07:00 PM
They need to turn that frown upside down.
 
2012-11-12 05:07:50 PM
..and stop equating lawyers with sharks,
s9.postimage.org
It's not fair to the sharks.
 
2012-11-12 05:08:35 PM

Soymilk: They need to turn that frown upside down.


Sigh. Try again:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 05:28:52 PM

upndn: I've eaten small sand sharks caught from the surf at assateague on the eastern shore.

Quite good, reminds me of tuna as much as anything. The key to prepare the shark is to gut it and cut the head and tail off ASAP. It should go into the cooler a gutted, twitching, headless muscle. Kinda like a chicken without it head.

If you don't gut it instantly the shark pisses itself and also releases stuff that contaminates the meat when it dies.

Gut it alive, cut off head and tail, make foil boat to put fish in, add butter and favorite fish spices, place on fire or grill and slow cook for 45 min or so checking and tasting till properly done.

There are no bones.

Mmmmmmm........ Easy and good


If it soils itself, I believe you can soak it in milk to counter the acidic release.
 
2012-11-12 05:38:33 PM

odinsposse: Odd Bird: Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.

That's a bit closer to the mark. The PR firm should stress that your ancestors will be moved to the hell of dishonor and your penis will shrink when you consume foods with shark in them.

/mako steaks please

Or they should press to make shark fin soup incredibly popular so that we start shark farming. Then we'll have sharks around forever.


Interesting. I'm pretty sure cows would be extinct if we didn't love their tasty, tasty meat so much.
 
2012-11-12 05:49:06 PM
Screw sharks. With friends like them, who needs anemones.
 
2012-11-12 10:27:31 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: I have to chuckle at our efforts to stop natural evolution. Nature makes species extinct. It happens. Although part of me applauds our efforts to save species that we have hunted to very low numbers, you really can't stop the slow tread of natural selection. One day it will probably be us.


Is it really "natural" selection when humans are annihilating them because we're incredibly panicky pussies who hate not being top dog, because we're willful retards who think eating their livers will prevent cancer, and because we're idiotically wasteful by slicing off the fins and dumping the rest back to rot?

/incredibly sad how our arrogance makes us think we're justified in wiping out creatures who occasionally attack us when we go into their environment where we can't survive without super-advanced technology
 
2012-11-13 03:14:51 AM
Keizer_Ghidorah

Just reading your post made me tired, hippy.
 
2012-11-13 01:49:14 PM

xxdangerbobxx: Keizer_Ghidorah

Just reading your post made me tired, hippy.


reading your post reminded me of my father-in-law, because whenever anyone says something that he disagrees with or doesn't want to hear or couldn't be bothered with, he say's, that makes me tired.

it's an extremely effective technique. and not entirely charmless.
 
2012-11-14 01:03:23 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Bit'O'Gristle: I have to chuckle at our efforts to stop natural evolution. Nature makes species extinct. It happens. Although part of me applauds our efforts to save species that we have hunted to very low numbers, you really can't stop the slow tread of natural selection. One day it will probably be us.

Is it really "natural" selection when humans are annihilating them because we're incredibly panicky pussies who hate not being top dog, because we're willful retards who think eating their livers will prevent cancer, and because we're idiotically wasteful by slicing off the fins and dumping the rest back to rot?

/incredibly sad how our arrogance makes us think we're justified in wiping out creatures who occasionally attack us when we go into their environment where we can't survive without super-advanced technology


Wow!
"Real" Rape.
"Natural" Selection.
What's next?
 
2012-11-14 02:00:33 AM

xxdangerbobxx: Keizer_Ghidorah

Just reading your post made me tired, hippy.


snocone: Wow!
"Real" Rape.
"Natural" Selection.
What's next?


Sadly, I was expecting answers of this level. It's easier to not be disappointed when you expect retarded responses.
 
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