Soymilk: They need to turn that frown upside down.
upndn: I've eaten small sand sharks caught from the surf at assateague on the eastern shore.Quite good, reminds me of tuna as much as anything. The key to prepare the shark is to gut it and cut the head and tail off ASAP. It should go into the cooler a gutted, twitching, headless muscle. Kinda like a chicken without it head.If you don't gut it instantly the shark pisses itself and also releases stuff that contaminates the meat when it dies.Gut it alive, cut off head and tail, make foil boat to put fish in, add butter and favorite fish spices, place on fire or grill and slow cook for 45 min or so checking and tasting till properly done.There are no bones.Mmmmmmm........ Easy and good
odinsposse: Odd Bird: Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.That's a bit closer to the mark. The PR firm should stress that your ancestors will be moved to the hell of dishonor and your penis will shrink when you consume foods with shark in them./mako steaks pleaseOr they should press to make shark fin soup incredibly popular so that we start shark farming. Then we'll have sharks around forever.
Bit'O'Gristle: I have to chuckle at our efforts to stop natural evolution. Nature makes species extinct. It happens. Although part of me applauds our efforts to save species that we have hunted to very low numbers, you really can't stop the slow tread of natural selection. One day it will probably be us.
xxdangerbobxx: Keizer_GhidorahJust reading your post made me tired, hippy.
Keizer_Ghidorah: Bit'O'Gristle: I have to chuckle at our efforts to stop natural evolution. Nature makes species extinct. It happens. Although part of me applauds our efforts to save species that we have hunted to very low numbers, you really can't stop the slow tread of natural selection. One day it will probably be us.Is it really "natural" selection when humans are annihilating them because we're incredibly panicky pussies who hate not being top dog, because we're willful retards who think eating their livers will prevent cancer, and because we're idiotically wasteful by slicing off the fins and dumping the rest back to rot?/incredibly sad how our arrogance makes us think we're justified in wiping out creatures who occasionally attack us when we go into their environment where we can't survive without super-advanced technology
snocone: Wow!"Real" Rape."Natural" Selection.What's next?
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