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(Mother Nature Network)   If sharks really want to be saved from the brink of extinction they first need to fire their current PR agent and hire one who will make them appear cuter and cuddlier and less bitier to the average human   (mnn.com) divider line 61
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2012-11-12 05:07:00 PM
They need to turn that frown upside down.
 
2012-11-12 05:07:50 PM
..and stop equating lawyers with sharks,
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It's not fair to the sharks.
 
2012-11-12 05:08:35 PM

Soymilk: They need to turn that frown upside down.


Sigh. Try again:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 05:28:52 PM

upndn: I've eaten small sand sharks caught from the surf at assateague on the eastern shore.

Quite good, reminds me of tuna as much as anything. The key to prepare the shark is to gut it and cut the head and tail off ASAP. It should go into the cooler a gutted, twitching, headless muscle. Kinda like a chicken without it head.

If you don't gut it instantly the shark pisses itself and also releases stuff that contaminates the meat when it dies.

Gut it alive, cut off head and tail, make foil boat to put fish in, add butter and favorite fish spices, place on fire or grill and slow cook for 45 min or so checking and tasting till properly done.

There are no bones.

Mmmmmmm........ Easy and good


If it soils itself, I believe you can soak it in milk to counter the acidic release.
 
2012-11-12 05:38:33 PM

odinsposse: Odd Bird: Kumana Wanalaia: I want shark fin soup.

That's a bit closer to the mark. The PR firm should stress that your ancestors will be moved to the hell of dishonor and your penis will shrink when you consume foods with shark in them.

/mako steaks please

Or they should press to make shark fin soup incredibly popular so that we start shark farming. Then we'll have sharks around forever.


Interesting. I'm pretty sure cows would be extinct if we didn't love their tasty, tasty meat so much.
 
2012-11-12 05:49:06 PM
Screw sharks. With friends like them, who needs anemones.
 
2012-11-12 10:27:31 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: I have to chuckle at our efforts to stop natural evolution. Nature makes species extinct. It happens. Although part of me applauds our efforts to save species that we have hunted to very low numbers, you really can't stop the slow tread of natural selection. One day it will probably be us.


Is it really "natural" selection when humans are annihilating them because we're incredibly panicky pussies who hate not being top dog, because we're willful retards who think eating their livers will prevent cancer, and because we're idiotically wasteful by slicing off the fins and dumping the rest back to rot?

/incredibly sad how our arrogance makes us think we're justified in wiping out creatures who occasionally attack us when we go into their environment where we can't survive without super-advanced technology
 
2012-11-13 03:14:51 AM
Keizer_Ghidorah

Just reading your post made me tired, hippy.
 
2012-11-13 01:49:14 PM

xxdangerbobxx: Keizer_Ghidorah

Just reading your post made me tired, hippy.


reading your post reminded me of my father-in-law, because whenever anyone says something that he disagrees with or doesn't want to hear or couldn't be bothered with, he say's, that makes me tired.

it's an extremely effective technique. and not entirely charmless.
 
2012-11-14 01:03:23 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Bit'O'Gristle: I have to chuckle at our efforts to stop natural evolution. Nature makes species extinct. It happens. Although part of me applauds our efforts to save species that we have hunted to very low numbers, you really can't stop the slow tread of natural selection. One day it will probably be us.

Is it really "natural" selection when humans are annihilating them because we're incredibly panicky pussies who hate not being top dog, because we're willful retards who think eating their livers will prevent cancer, and because we're idiotically wasteful by slicing off the fins and dumping the rest back to rot?

/incredibly sad how our arrogance makes us think we're justified in wiping out creatures who occasionally attack us when we go into their environment where we can't survive without super-advanced technology


Wow!
"Real" Rape.
"Natural" Selection.
What's next?
 
2012-11-14 02:00:33 AM

xxdangerbobxx: Keizer_Ghidorah

Just reading your post made me tired, hippy.


snocone: Wow!
"Real" Rape.
"Natural" Selection.
What's next?


Sadly, I was expecting answers of this level. It's easier to not be disappointed when you expect retarded responses.
 
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