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(Detroit Free Press)   Shockingly, America's sweetheart, ingenue and artist Kat Von D. seems inexplicably incapable of maintaining a long-term relationship   (freep.com) divider line 19
    More: Obvious, interpersonal relationship, Lesson Learned, MGM Grand Garden Arena, Sandra Bullock  
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2012-11-12 02:53:37 PM  
4 votes:
It's probably really easy to have sex with her. Just tell her you're her father.
2012-11-12 11:25:13 AM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: I'd still hit on her.


I'd maintain a short term relationship with her.
2012-11-12 04:10:54 PM  
2 votes:

Gosling: Wellon Dowd: America's Sweetheart

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Out of curiosity, just how many women have gotten the 'generally agreed upon as America's Sweetheart' label over the years? Colleen Haskell got it after the original Survivor, Caroline Rhea got pushed as it on Hollywood Squares, Tina Fey got it, Taylor Swift's gotten it, Jennifer Anniston, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan I think, who else?


Thousands. But none of them is fit to hold Shirley Temple's crotchless panties.
2012-11-12 03:59:16 PM  
2 votes:

theesir: How if God's name do you know who all these people are? I count myself pretty culturally aware and I had to Google her.... and I still don't know who the fark she is.


We all know people you don't. And when we get together, we talk about you a lot.
2012-11-12 02:27:50 PM  
2 votes:
He's probably not that into anal.
2012-11-12 12:28:00 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.


well, I didn't need to see that. You see me pissing all over your dreams?!
2012-11-12 10:32:07 AM  
2 votes:
She seems like such a nice, balanced young lady, too.
2012-11-12 06:25:44 PM  
1 votes:

TheJoe03: Hold on, you're blaming my generation for tattoos and AWing? Hope you're not a baby boomer.


No, I'm Gen-X, but I may as well be a Boomer to your snotty-nosed punk ass!

/lawn...off!

//jk
2012-11-12 06:07:55 PM  
1 votes:
She looks stinky.
2012-11-12 05:54:02 PM  
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: HAMMERTOE: Gosling: ...who else?

Annette?

I'd have played her funa chello.


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2012-11-12 05:13:42 PM  
1 votes:
Come on, the warning signs are literally scrawled across her face.
2012-11-12 04:17:56 PM  
1 votes:
Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?
2012-11-12 04:01:59 PM  
1 votes:
No matter how skillfully and artfully done, the very best tattoo on a beautiful woman will, at best, be an analogue to gluing a Velvet Elvis to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
2012-11-12 03:40:37 PM  
1 votes:
She dated Nikki Sixx...that's means she's a supercarrier of every disease known to man.
2012-11-12 03:34:50 PM  
1 votes:
globalnerdy.com

The only reason her nethers haven't devolved into a SuperFund site.
2012-11-12 03:20:53 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: Shostie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.

Nine? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.


She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

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Whole lotta meh...
2012-11-12 01:07:45 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.


No, it is her personality that makes her unattractive. The ink is perfectly fine.
2012-11-12 11:25:49 AM  
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: Weaver95: I'd still hit on her.

I'd maintain a short term relationship with her.


Alternatively, I'd ink her with my needle.
2012-11-12 10:38:44 AM  
1 votes:
Did someone reveal to her that Deadmau5 is a filthy Canuckian?
 
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