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(Detroit Free Press)   Shockingly, America's sweetheart, ingenue and artist Kat Von D. seems inexplicably incapable of maintaining a long-term relationship   (freep.com) divider line 104
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2012-11-12 10:32:07 AM
She seems like such a nice, balanced young lady, too.
 
2012-11-12 10:38:24 AM
you're missing an "in".
 
2012-11-12 10:38:44 AM
Did someone reveal to her that Deadmau5 is a filthy Canuckian?
 
2012-11-12 11:24:44 AM
I'd still hit on her.
 
2012-11-12 11:25:13 AM

Weaver95: I'd still hit on her.


I'd maintain a short term relationship with her.
 
2012-11-12 11:25:49 AM

MoronLessOff: Weaver95: I'd still hit on her.

I'd maintain a short term relationship with her.


Alternatively, I'd ink her with my needle.
 
2012-11-12 11:27:01 AM

MoronLessOff: Weaver95: I'd still hit on her.

I'd maintain a short term relationship with her.


oh it'd be doomed from the start but DEAR GOD what a ride it'd be!
 
2012-11-12 11:35:49 AM
I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.
 
2012-11-12 11:38:28 AM
Went to a very lavish wedding near Hilton Head a week ago, and the bride reminded me a LOT of Kat Von D. (the open-backed wedding dress designed to accentuate her full back tattoo probably helped) in fact if the bride doesn't end up with her own reality show on TLC , I'll be shocked. She's like a living mash-up of all their reality shows. She's young, pretty, heavily tattooed, and she designs a builds custom motorcycles for a living
 
2012-11-12 11:50:27 AM

Weaver95: oh it'd be doomed from the start but DEAR GOD what a ride it'd be!


This!

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.


Different strokes for different folks. I love me some ink.
 
2012-11-12 11:50:34 AM
She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.
 
2012-11-12 11:53:20 AM

Coco LaFemme: She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.


I respectfully disagree. There are plenty of women with horrible tattoos. Her ink is very well done. Perhaps a little overboard for some, but she really gets my ink going.
 
2012-11-12 12:04:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.


Nine? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.
 
2012-11-12 12:20:17 PM

Shostie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.

Nine? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.



She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 12:21:31 PM
Sybarite:

She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

[i522.photobucket.com image 438x526]


Still would.
 
2012-11-12 12:28:00 PM

Sybarite: She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.


well, I didn't need to see that. You see me pissing all over your dreams?!
 
2012-11-12 12:35:29 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

well, I didn't need to see that. You see me pissing all over your dreams?!


oddly enough I think she's fine without the makeup. I'd still do my best to disappoint her in bed!
 
2012-11-12 01:00:42 PM

Coco LaFemme: She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.


Hm, I don't think so.

There's some women who have some really bad tattoos, but hers work well for her.

Facial piercings, now those can make any attractive person look bad.
 
2012-11-12 01:07:45 PM

Coco LaFemme: She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.


No, it is her personality that makes her unattractive. The ink is perfectly fine.
 
2012-11-12 02:27:50 PM
He's probably not that into anal.
 
2012-11-12 02:53:37 PM
It's probably really easy to have sex with her. Just tell her you're her father.
 
2012-11-12 03:11:40 PM
Skanky whores aren't good relationship material? Who knew?
 
2012-11-12 03:17:40 PM
Maybe because she's a malodorous coont
 
2012-11-12 03:19:02 PM
She looks like every other semi-cute indie/hipster girl from the last 5 years. Attractive for a moment, untill the booze or the pills wear off, then you realize she is the less attractive girl next door with daddy issues, poor hygiene, over estimation of self worth, but on the flip is not opposed to taking it in the butt.
 
2012-11-12 03:20:53 PM

Sybarite: Shostie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.

Nine? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.


She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

[i522.photobucket.com image 438x526]

 

4.bp.blogspot.com 

Whole lotta meh...
 
2012-11-12 03:21:48 PM

theflatline: but on the flip is not opposed to taking it in the butt.


Yeah, but having listened to DeadMau5 on a couple different podcasts, he comes off like a really angsty, weird dude. I bet he'd rather biatch about old video games and his ideal MIDI setup than actually pay any attention to whatever sex drive he has and the signals his partner is giving off.
 
2012-11-12 03:21:58 PM
Is that Deadmau5 like 50 years old?
 
2012-11-12 03:22:42 PM
Ingenue? I hope subby was being ironic.
 
2012-11-12 03:23:55 PM
America's Sweetheart

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 03:26:56 PM
I got sucked into her show for part of a season and, looks aside, she's kind of an idiot. Having good and loyal help is the only way she has not run her business into the ground. She has no skills managing people - it was painful to watch.
 
2012-11-12 03:28:43 PM
I always get that name confused with Dita Von Teese

Also kinda average-looking and good at makeup work, but infinitely hotter
 
kab
2012-11-12 03:31:43 PM
So.....

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 03:34:48 PM
Dead-mo Five.

/Pixie was hotter
 
2012-11-12 03:34:50 PM
globalnerdy.com

The only reason her nethers haven't devolved into a SuperFund site.
 
2012-11-12 03:37:04 PM

oldfarthenry: Did someone reveal to her that Deadmau5 is a filthy Canuckian?


via Wikipedia:
Born Katherine von Drachenberg
March 8, 1982 (age 30)
Montemorelos, Nuevo León, Mexico
 
2012-11-12 03:38:42 PM

StopLurkListen: oldfarthenry: Did someone reveal to her that Deadmau5 is a filthy Canuckian?

via Wikipedia:
Born Katherine von Drachenberg
March 8, 1982 (age 30)
Montemorelos, Nuevo León, Mexico


Jesus, that is a well earned thirty. I've seen porn stars that look less used up than that chick.
 
2012-11-12 03:40:37 PM
She dated Nikki Sixx...that's means she's a supercarrier of every disease known to man.
 
2012-11-12 03:43:16 PM
she was on Joe Rogan podcast a few months ago. it was a ok listen i guess. i don't know her show at all.
 
2012-11-12 03:44:29 PM
Always enjoyed staring at her until she opened her mouth. Too many Gnarlies & Rads.
 
2012-11-12 03:44:32 PM

Magorn: Went to a very lavish wedding near Hilton Head a week ago, and the bride reminded me a LOT of Kat Von D. (the open-backed wedding dress designed to accentuate her full back tattoo probably helped) in fact if the bride doesn't end up with her own reality show on TLC , I'll be shocked. She's like a living mash-up of all their reality shows. She's young, pretty, heavily tattooed, and she designs a builds custom motorcycles for a living


Yikes.
Sounds like a crippling case of penis envy, or she's a lesbian and for some reason hasn't come to terms with it.

Whatever it is, it sounds like a nightmare to be married to. Can you imagine how hyper-ultra-competitive she'd be with damn near everything you do? F*ck me, that would get old fast.
 
2012-11-12 03:45:13 PM
This'll sound weird, but... I never got into inked girls until I saw Danielle Colby-Cushman. She can do anything she wants to me.

/end threadjack
 
2012-11-12 03:49:50 PM
How if God's name do you know who all these people are? I count myself pretty culturally aware and I had to Google her.... and I still don't know who the fark she is.
 
2012-11-12 03:59:16 PM

theesir: How if God's name do you know who all these people are? I count myself pretty culturally aware and I had to Google her.... and I still don't know who the fark she is.


We all know people you don't. And when we get together, we talk about you a lot.
 
2012-11-12 03:59:23 PM
I am hoping this sub is sarcasm... i never wanted a fugly chick with a voice like a man to be my sweetheart
 
2012-11-12 04:01:59 PM
No matter how skillfully and artfully done, the very best tattoo on a beautiful woman will, at best, be an analogue to gluing a Velvet Elvis to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
 
2012-11-12 04:08:13 PM

Wellon Dowd: America's Sweetheart

[i.imgur.com image 696x900]


Out of curiosity, just how many women have gotten the 'generally agreed upon as America's Sweetheart' label over the years? Colleen Haskell got it after the original Survivor, Caroline Rhea got pushed as it on Hollywood Squares, Tina Fey got it, Taylor Swift's gotten it, Jennifer Anniston, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan I think, who else?
 
2012-11-12 04:09:05 PM
My cat left me a dead mouse once.
 
2012-11-12 04:10:54 PM

Gosling: Wellon Dowd: America's Sweetheart

[i.imgur.com image 696x900]

Out of curiosity, just how many women have gotten the 'generally agreed upon as America's Sweetheart' label over the years? Colleen Haskell got it after the original Survivor, Caroline Rhea got pushed as it on Hollywood Squares, Tina Fey got it, Taylor Swift's gotten it, Jennifer Anniston, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan I think, who else?


Thousands. But none of them is fit to hold Shirley Temple's crotchless panties.
 
2012-11-12 04:17:56 PM
Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?
 
2012-11-12 04:23:28 PM

FunkOut: Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?


You can only polish a turd so much
 
2012-11-12 04:24:16 PM

midigod: theesir: How if God's name do you know who all these people are? I count myself pretty culturally aware and I had to Google her.... and I still don't know who the fark she is.

We all know people you don't. And when we get together, we talk about you a lot.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 04:29:37 PM

HAMMERTOE: No matter how skillfully and artfully done, the very best tattoo on a beautiful woman will, at best, be an analogue to gluing a Velvet Elvis to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.


All. of. This.
 
2012-11-12 05:01:16 PM

stellarossa: Always enjoyed staring at her until she opened her mouth. Too many Gnarlies & Rads.


Pretty much my impression as well. A testament to the fact that only the most cliched and mundane of intellects could spend so much time and energy worrying about their "unique individualism". Doth protest too much, and all of that.
 
2012-11-12 05:07:04 PM

FunkOut: Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?


I dunno, but there's going to be a lot of people to point and laugh in the future at when that retro tattoo fad gets dated. Congrats, you just got a mullet for life.
 
2012-11-12 05:10:10 PM
Kat....Is she the one with all the shiat on her face?
 
2012-11-12 05:10:14 PM

Icetech3: I am hoping this sub is sarcasm... i never wanted a fugly chick with a voice like a man to be my sweetheart


Different strokes. I think Kat's cute ... and I like women with voices like Kathleen Turner or Margot Kidder.
 
2012-11-12 05:13:42 PM
Come on, the warning signs are literally scrawled across her face.
 
2012-11-12 05:37:04 PM

Gosling: ...who else?


Annette?
 
2012-11-12 05:40:19 PM

HAMMERTOE: Gosling: ...who else?

Annette?


I'd have played her funa chello.
 
2012-11-12 05:54:02 PM

StoPPeRmobile: HAMMERTOE: Gosling: ...who else?

Annette?

I'd have played her funa chello.


www.memes.at
 
2012-11-12 06:00:10 PM
The more visible tattoos a woman has, the more you're going to regret dating her when she lets the crazy out of the bottle.
 
2012-11-12 06:02:10 PM
We're at a point where it's more rebellious to NOT get a tattoo.
 
2012-11-12 06:07:55 PM
She looks stinky.
 
2012-11-12 06:09:09 PM

TheJoe03: We're at a point where it's more rebellious to NOT get a tattoo.


I guess I'm an old fart. Or maybe I'm not so insecure I feel the need to FTW with my very appearance.

Sure, I've had long hair a couple times, and a couple mohawks. But this increasing need for m'fers to wear everything on their sleeve is annoying.

Its like idiot stoners wearing all that "420" gear....why not just go up to a cop and ASK to be harassed?

This AW component to youth culture is getting out of hand.

But, if it wasn't, then there wouldn't be oodles of Stickam videos of young hotties gettin' nude in their messy bedrooms for me to look at.
 
2012-11-12 06:10:33 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Kat Dennings?
 
2012-11-12 06:20:42 PM

23FPB23: TheJoe03: We're at a point where it's more rebellious to NOT get a tattoo.

I guess I'm an old fart. Or maybe I'm not so insecure I feel the need to FTW with my very appearance.

Sure, I've had long hair a couple times, and a couple mohawks. But this increasing need for m'fers to wear everything on their sleeve is annoying.

Its like idiot stoners wearing all that "420" gear....why not just go up to a cop and ASK to be harassed?

This AW component to youth culture is getting out of hand.

But, if it wasn't, then there wouldn't be oodles of Stickam videos of young hotties gettin' nude in their messy bedrooms for me to look at.


Hold on, you're blaming my generation for tattoos and AWing? Hope you're not a baby boomer.
 
2012-11-12 06:22:59 PM

ZeroCorpse: The more visible tattoos a woman has, the more you're going to regret dating her when she lets the crazy out of the bottle.


I'd like to see a regression that shows a crazy-in-bed/crazy-at-dinner axis.

Like, exactly at what point does the ass stop making up for the mood swings, irrational behavior, outbursts, etc...
 
2012-11-12 06:24:00 PM

midigod: Danielle Colby-Cushman


Wow. Eye of the beholder, I guess...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 06:25:44 PM

TheJoe03: Hold on, you're blaming my generation for tattoos and AWing? Hope you're not a baby boomer.


No, I'm Gen-X, but I may as well be a Boomer to your snotty-nosed punk ass!

/lawn...off!

//jk
 
2012-11-12 06:30:10 PM

InmanRoshi: I dunno, but there's going to be a lot of people to point and laugh in the future at when that retro tattoo fad gets dated. Congrats, you just got a mullet for life.


This.

There are advantages to limiting your rebellion to getting retarded haircuts and wearing stupid clothes like all the other generations before you did.
 
2012-11-12 06:32:18 PM

23FPB23: No, I'm Gen-X, but I may as well be a Boomer to your snotty-nosed punk ass!


I know you're kidding but you'll find our two generations have much in common and we'd both be better off when the boomers are gone and we're running the show. Not sure about the young guns coming up though, bunch of Bieber fans.
 
2012-11-12 06:37:20 PM

TheJoe03: 23FPB23: No, I'm Gen-X, but I may as well be a Boomer to your snotty-nosed punk ass!

I know you're kidding but you'll find our two generations have much in common and we'd both be better off when the boomers are gone and we're running the show. Not sure about the young guns coming up though, bunch of Bieber fans.


Yeah, you're right. And to be fair, the whole tats n piercings wave seems to have started with my peers. Buncha trailer-park Godsmack fans, anyway. Now, I'm starting to see 40-somethings all around with their faded tribal armbands and junk, and I just laugh to myself. I've never even had so mach as a pierced ear. And, to be completely honest, at least a portion of my avoidance of such "modification" has a lot to do with the fact that I'm kind of a pussy.
 
2012-11-12 06:38:25 PM
Her show sucked, all it was is a bunch of drama between tatoo artists. Then someone would come into the studio looking to get a dead relative inked on their body. I did like the skanky broad with big jugs wearing all black that worked for the competitor. Fist of an angry god.
 
2012-11-12 06:40:39 PM

23FPB23: TheJoe03: 23FPB23: No, I'm Gen-X, but I may as well be a Boomer to your snotty-nosed punk ass!

I know you're kidding but you'll find our two generations have much in common and we'd both be better off when the boomers are gone and we're running the show. Not sure about the young guns coming up though, bunch of Bieber fans.

Yeah, you're right. And to be fair, the whole tats n piercings wave seems to have started with my peers. Buncha trailer-park Godsmack fans, anyway. Now, I'm starting to see 40-somethings all around with their faded tribal armbands and junk, and I just laugh to myself.


I'm OK with embarrassing & permanent reminders of the fun I had when I was young.
 
2012-11-12 06:42:07 PM

zenferret: midigod: Danielle Colby-Cushman

Wow. Eye of the beholder, I guess...


So hot!
 
2012-11-12 06:45:15 PM

23FPB23: Now, I'm starting to see 40-somethings all around with their faded tribal armbands and junk, and I just laugh to myself. I've never even had so mach as a pierced ear.


Ha, it'll be funny when all the hipster/scene kids with their big ass gauged ears are that age. I'm in the same boat as you though, no piercing or tats, the former because I don't see the point and the latter because I don't want to fark my body up and regret it. If I got a tattoo it would have to have a very important meaning behind it. And like you said, I'm also kind of a pussy about that stuff.
 
2012-11-12 06:53:04 PM

sure haven't: Magorn: Went to a very lavish wedding near Hilton Head a week ago, and the bride reminded me a LOT of Kat Von D. (the open-backed wedding dress designed to accentuate her full back tattoo probably helped) in fact if the bride doesn't end up with her own reality show on TLC , I'll be shocked. She's like a living mash-up of all their reality shows. She's young, pretty, heavily tattooed, and she designs a builds custom motorcycles for a living

Yikes.
Sounds like a crippling case of penis envy, or she's a lesbian and for some reason hasn't come to terms with it.

Whatever it is, it sounds like a nightmare to be married to. Can you imagine how hyper-ultra-competitive she'd be with damn near everything you do? F*ck me, that would get old fast.


Not so sure. The fact that she designs and builds custom bikes for a living is really intriguing and inspirational. That also tells me that she'll always be able to be independent and I respect that so much!
 
2012-11-12 06:58:28 PM

TheJoe03: Ha, it'll be funny when all the hipster/scene kids with their big ass gauged ears are that age. I'm in the same boat as you though, no piercing or tats, the former because I don't see the point and the latter because I don't want to fark my body up and regret it. If I got a tattoo it would have to have a very important meaning behind it. And like you said, I'm also kind of a pussy about that stuff.


Yup.
 
2012-11-12 07:16:40 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Not so sure. The fact that she designs and builds custom bikes for a living is really intriguing and inspirational. That also tells me that she'll always be able to be independent and I respect that so much!


Assuming the bottom doesn't fall out of the cookie cutter chopper market that is. I used to work at a decently busy multi line dealership (Honda,Yamaha,Suzuki,Fantic,Beta) and it's not like even we were selling all that many bikes a year (and alot of those were motocross/enduro/trials/roadrace bikes that racers would replace every season) compared to a car dealership. Hard for me to believe folks are moving very many customs a year, year after year. Even if you're fabbing your own frames, the component cost alone is pretty high, and the mark up can't be THAT good.
 
2012-11-12 08:05:59 PM

23FPB23: Now, I'm starting to see 40-somethings all around with their faded tribal armbands and junk, and I just laugh to myself. I've never even had so mach as a pierced ear.


That's the only piercing I have. I got it pierced in the early '90s because I received a free 68030 CPU die at a Commodore show, and I made an earring out of the die.
 
2012-11-12 08:42:53 PM

drewogatory: unfarkingbelievable: Not so sure. The fact that she designs and builds custom bikes for a living is really intriguing and inspirational. That also tells me that she'll always be able to be independent and I respect that so much!

Assuming the bottom doesn't fall out of the cookie cutter chopper market that is. I used to work at a decently busy multi line dealership (Honda,Yamaha,Suzuki,Fantic,Beta) and it's not like even we were selling all that many bikes a year (and alot of those were motocross/enduro/trials/roadrace bikes that racers would replace every season) compared to a car dealership. Hard for me to believe folks are moving very many customs a year, year after year. Even if you're fabbing your own frames, the component cost alone is pretty high, and the mark up can't be THAT good.


I don't know of any custom builders who specialized in choppers still making a living. Choppers went out of style a few years before the big recession hit. Cafe racers, bobbers, flat trackers, and more eclectic types seem to be doing just fine though. The only ones still building choppers would be Arlen Ness, and his douchebag imitators. Roland Sands, Richard Pollack, James Hammarhead, Stellan Egeland, and a whole lot of others are doing some seriously cool stuff that has nothing to do with choppers.
 
2012-11-12 08:49:26 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 23FPB23: Now, I'm starting to see 40-somethings all around with their faded tribal armbands and junk, and I just laugh to myself. I've never even had so mach as a pierced ear.

That's the only piercing I have. I got it pierced in the early '90s because I received a free 68030 CPU die at a Commodore show, and I made an earring out of the die.


What a coincidence, I am currently 3D printing, 68030 CPU dies.
 
2012-11-12 08:59:25 PM

LectertheChef: drewogatory: unfarkingbelievable: Not so sure. The fact that she designs and builds custom bikes for a living is really intriguing and inspirational. That also tells me that she'll always be able to be independent and I respect that so much!

Assuming the bottom doesn't fall out of the cookie cutter chopper market that is. I used to work at a decently busy multi line dealership (Honda,Yamaha,Suzuki,Fantic,Beta) and it's not like even we were selling all that many bikes a year (and alot of those were motocross/enduro/trials/roadrace bikes that racers would replace every season) compared to a car dealership. Hard for me to believe folks are moving very many customs a year, year after year. Even if you're fabbing your own frames, the component cost alone is pretty high, and the mark up can't be THAT good.

I don't know of any custom builders who specialized in choppers still making a living. Choppers went out of style a few years before the big recession hit. Cafe racers, bobbers, flat trackers, and more eclectic types seem to be doing just fine though. The only ones still building choppers would be Arlen Ness, and his douchebag imitators. Roland Sands, Richard Pollack, James Hammarhead, Stellan Egeland, and a whole lot of others are doing some seriously cool stuff that has nothing to do with choppers.


Yeah, I don't keep track of the custom (or factory for that matter) market anymore at all. I do see alot of guys cruising around OC on horribly mutilated 60's/70's bikes though, and it pretty much sends me into paroxyms of rage every time I see a perfectly good bike farked up beyond all repair. Especially the @#$%$# 2 strokes, they are getting scarce enough without every asshole with a cut off wheel and a spray gun "improving" them.
 
2012-11-12 09:07:29 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Quantum Apostrophe: 23FPB23: Now, I'm starting to see 40-somethings all around with their faded tribal armbands and junk, and I just laugh to myself. I've never even had so mach as a pierced ear.

That's the only piercing I have. I got it pierced in the early '90s because I received a free 68030 CPU die at a Commodore show, and I made an earring out of the die.

What a coincidence, I am currently 3D printing, 68030 CPU dies.


Awesome, make sure the atoms are about 20 years old too. Maybe you can print a whole Amiga 3000 for me while you're already all fired up?
 
2012-11-12 09:09:10 PM
She looks good, but then she opens her mouth and talks the way she does. She sounds dumb as dog shiat. Total boner killer.

/unless something were inserted into her mouth to keep her from talking...
//let me work on this a bit
///I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-11-12 09:12:35 PM

abhorrent1: Skanky whores aren't good relationship material? Who knew?


Oh, sure. You tell me this now.

Of course, I didn't realize the extent of it before it was already too late. Finding out the truth really farked me up. Now, I feel like I need to administer a lie detector test before I get into another relationship. The "little details" that people forget are always so very convenient. Past is prologue.
 
2012-11-12 09:28:35 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Wait, the woman on the left is more attactive?

No kidding.
 
2012-11-12 09:31:07 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: [25.media.tumblr.com image 700x495]

Wait, the woman on the left is more attactive?

No kidding.


We would never have heard of her if she didn't have them.

Next!
 
2012-11-12 09:43:38 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Your Average Witty Fark User: [25.media.tumblr.com image 700x495]

Wait, the woman on the left is more attactive?

No kidding.

We would never have heard of her if she didn't have them.

Next!


Hey, don't get me wrong, I'd put on three rubbers and then bang the fark out of her. I just think that she'd look a little better with a little less, that's all.
 
2012-11-12 10:20:55 PM

FunkOut: Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?


Because they're aiming for the Bad Girl archetype, and angora sweaters are part of the Good Girl archetype.
 
2012-11-12 10:31:52 PM

skepticultist: FunkOut: Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?

Because they're aiming for the Bad Girl archetype, and angora sweaters are part of the Good Girl archetype.


A GIS for "good girls in angora sweaters" = Meh

A GIS for "skanks in angora sweaters" = Whoa! Daaayem!

Perhaps you might rethink that archetype.
 
2012-11-12 10:31:59 PM
1) WHY anyone cares is knowledge beyond human understanding

2) How soon before she admits she's a 'lesbian'?
 
2012-11-12 10:59:33 PM

Wellon Dowd: America's Sweetheart

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perfect woman
 
2012-11-12 11:10:02 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: FunkOut: Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?

You can only polish a turd so much


Some moreso than others
www.bradsucks.net
 
2012-11-12 11:16:46 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.


Drops her down to a 5 at least. ...
 
2012-11-13 04:55:08 AM

HAMMERTOE: Gosling: ...who else?

Annette?


Marie Lou Retton?
 
2012-11-13 07:00:34 AM

Magorn: Went to a very lavish wedding near Hilton Head a week ago, and the bride reminded me a LOT of Kat Von D. (the open-backed wedding dress designed to accentuate her full back tattoo probably helped) in fact if the bride doesn't end up with her own reality show on TLC , I'll be shocked. She's like a living mash-up of all their reality shows. She's young, pretty, heavily tattooed, and she designs a builds custom motorcycles for a living


I'm confused. Are you bragging about having white trash friends?
 
2012-11-13 07:05:45 AM
"move on"? "No hard feelings"? Disgusting. And they call themselves celebrities?
 
2012-11-13 07:48:12 AM
You're telling me it's difficult for two people who are followed constantly by photographers have a hard time creating lasting relationships? That's just crazy talk, must be because she has tattoos.
 
2012-11-13 11:35:06 AM

downtownkid: Magorn: Went to a very lavish wedding near Hilton Head a week ago, and the bride reminded me a LOT of Kat Von D. (the open-backed wedding dress designed to accentuate her full back tattoo probably helped) in fact if the bride doesn't end up with her own reality show on TLC , I'll be shocked. She's like a living mash-up of all their reality shows. She's young, pretty, heavily tattooed, and she designs a builds custom motorcycles for a living

I'm confused. Are you bragging about having white trash friends?


Considering the happy couple put me up in a $700/night cabin (and gave my son his own cabin) and basically bought out an entire, very exclusive resort for the wedding (a low estimate of the total wedding cost would put it over 6 figures) and the groom is a heavily tatooed investment banker whose father has been on the cover of Forbes I'm not sure I'd apply the term "White Trash" to anyone involved, despite outward appearances. And They were In-law type relatives not merely friends. (though, don't get me wrong, I'm equally proud of all my wife's family despite their somewhat rustic KS roots and their colorful and on occasion extra-legal ways of making a living)
 
2012-11-13 12:40:02 PM
When I see a girl with that many tattoos I just think she's a bowl full of issues.
 
2012-11-13 03:35:14 PM
if you self-righteous dipsh*ts can make generalizations that all women who have tattooes are crazy-ass skanks then I feel very comfortable saying that you are all short-dicked misogynistic imbeciles.
 
2012-11-13 10:15:12 PM
I heard her blood type is Pall Mall. Chick looks like she chews on cigarettes wrapped in nicotine gum.

I watched her show for a bit since the wife was into ink, and all I saw was the rise of a diva. She dumped her long-standing, average-looking, older man and started dating celebrities.
 
2012-11-14 02:08:20 PM

Raspil: if you self-righteous dipsh*ts can make generalizations that all women who have tattooes are crazy-ass skanks then I feel very comfortable saying that you are all short-dicked misogynistic imbeciles.


I'm not saying that, but I will say that every crazy ass skank I've ever met has a tattoo.
 
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