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(Detroit Free Press)   Shockingly, America's sweetheart, ingenue and artist Kat Von D. seems inexplicably incapable of maintaining a long-term relationship   (freep.com) divider line 104
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2012-11-12 10:32:07 AM
She seems like such a nice, balanced young lady, too.
 
2012-11-12 10:38:24 AM
you're missing an "in".
 
2012-11-12 10:38:44 AM
Did someone reveal to her that Deadmau5 is a filthy Canuckian?
 
2012-11-12 11:24:44 AM
I'd still hit on her.
 
2012-11-12 11:25:13 AM

Weaver95: I'd still hit on her.


I'd maintain a short term relationship with her.
 
2012-11-12 11:25:49 AM

MoronLessOff: Weaver95: I'd still hit on her.

I'd maintain a short term relationship with her.


Alternatively, I'd ink her with my needle.
 
2012-11-12 11:27:01 AM

MoronLessOff: Weaver95: I'd still hit on her.

I'd maintain a short term relationship with her.


oh it'd be doomed from the start but DEAR GOD what a ride it'd be!
 
2012-11-12 11:35:49 AM
I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.
 
2012-11-12 11:38:28 AM
Went to a very lavish wedding near Hilton Head a week ago, and the bride reminded me a LOT of Kat Von D. (the open-backed wedding dress designed to accentuate her full back tattoo probably helped) in fact if the bride doesn't end up with her own reality show on TLC , I'll be shocked. She's like a living mash-up of all their reality shows. She's young, pretty, heavily tattooed, and she designs a builds custom motorcycles for a living
 
2012-11-12 11:50:27 AM

Weaver95: oh it'd be doomed from the start but DEAR GOD what a ride it'd be!


This!

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.


Different strokes for different folks. I love me some ink.
 
2012-11-12 11:50:34 AM
She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.
 
2012-11-12 11:53:20 AM

Coco LaFemme: She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.


I respectfully disagree. There are plenty of women with horrible tattoos. Her ink is very well done. Perhaps a little overboard for some, but she really gets my ink going.
 
2012-11-12 12:04:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.


Nine? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.
 
2012-11-12 12:20:17 PM

Shostie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.

Nine? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.



She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 12:21:31 PM
Sybarite:

She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

[i522.photobucket.com image 438x526]


Still would.
 
2012-11-12 12:28:00 PM

Sybarite: She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.


well, I didn't need to see that. You see me pissing all over your dreams?!
 
2012-11-12 12:35:29 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

well, I didn't need to see that. You see me pissing all over your dreams?!


oddly enough I think she's fine without the makeup. I'd still do my best to disappoint her in bed!
 
2012-11-12 01:00:42 PM

Coco LaFemme: She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.


Hm, I don't think so.

There's some women who have some really bad tattoos, but hers work well for her.

Facial piercings, now those can make any attractive person look bad.
 
2012-11-12 01:07:45 PM

Coco LaFemme: She's a great example of how tattoos can make a woman unattractive.


No, it is her personality that makes her unattractive. The ink is perfectly fine.
 
2012-11-12 02:27:50 PM
He's probably not that into anal.
 
2012-11-12 02:53:37 PM
It's probably really easy to have sex with her. Just tell her you're her father.
 
2012-11-12 03:11:40 PM
Skanky whores aren't good relationship material? Who knew?
 
2012-11-12 03:17:40 PM
Maybe because she's a malodorous coont
 
2012-11-12 03:19:02 PM
She looks like every other semi-cute indie/hipster girl from the last 5 years. Attractive for a moment, untill the booze or the pills wear off, then you realize she is the less attractive girl next door with daddy issues, poor hygiene, over estimation of self worth, but on the flip is not opposed to taking it in the butt.
 
2012-11-12 03:20:53 PM

Sybarite: Shostie: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dont understand the fascination with women who have tattoos. She'd be a solid 9 if she wasn't inked up like a drunk sailor.

Nine? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here.


She's cute, but she's also really good with the makeup.

[i522.photobucket.com image 438x526]

 

4.bp.blogspot.com 

Whole lotta meh...
 
2012-11-12 03:21:48 PM

theflatline: but on the flip is not opposed to taking it in the butt.


Yeah, but having listened to DeadMau5 on a couple different podcasts, he comes off like a really angsty, weird dude. I bet he'd rather biatch about old video games and his ideal MIDI setup than actually pay any attention to whatever sex drive he has and the signals his partner is giving off.
 
2012-11-12 03:21:58 PM
Is that Deadmau5 like 50 years old?
 
2012-11-12 03:22:42 PM
Ingenue? I hope subby was being ironic.
 
2012-11-12 03:23:55 PM
America's Sweetheart

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 03:26:56 PM
I got sucked into her show for part of a season and, looks aside, she's kind of an idiot. Having good and loyal help is the only way she has not run her business into the ground. She has no skills managing people - it was painful to watch.
 
2012-11-12 03:28:43 PM
I always get that name confused with Dita Von Teese

Also kinda average-looking and good at makeup work, but infinitely hotter
 
kab
2012-11-12 03:31:43 PM
So.....

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 03:34:48 PM
Dead-mo Five.

/Pixie was hotter
 
2012-11-12 03:34:50 PM
globalnerdy.com

The only reason her nethers haven't devolved into a SuperFund site.
 
2012-11-12 03:37:04 PM

oldfarthenry: Did someone reveal to her that Deadmau5 is a filthy Canuckian?


via Wikipedia:
Born Katherine von Drachenberg
March 8, 1982 (age 30)
Montemorelos, Nuevo León, Mexico
 
2012-11-12 03:38:42 PM

StopLurkListen: oldfarthenry: Did someone reveal to her that Deadmau5 is a filthy Canuckian?

via Wikipedia:
Born Katherine von Drachenberg
March 8, 1982 (age 30)
Montemorelos, Nuevo León, Mexico


Jesus, that is a well earned thirty. I've seen porn stars that look less used up than that chick.
 
2012-11-12 03:40:37 PM
She dated Nikki Sixx...that's means she's a supercarrier of every disease known to man.
 
2012-11-12 03:43:16 PM
she was on Joe Rogan podcast a few months ago. it was a ok listen i guess. i don't know her show at all.
 
2012-11-12 03:44:29 PM
Always enjoyed staring at her until she opened her mouth. Too many Gnarlies & Rads.
 
2012-11-12 03:44:32 PM

Magorn: Went to a very lavish wedding near Hilton Head a week ago, and the bride reminded me a LOT of Kat Von D. (the open-backed wedding dress designed to accentuate her full back tattoo probably helped) in fact if the bride doesn't end up with her own reality show on TLC , I'll be shocked. She's like a living mash-up of all their reality shows. She's young, pretty, heavily tattooed, and she designs a builds custom motorcycles for a living


Yikes.
Sounds like a crippling case of penis envy, or she's a lesbian and for some reason hasn't come to terms with it.

Whatever it is, it sounds like a nightmare to be married to. Can you imagine how hyper-ultra-competitive she'd be with damn near everything you do? F*ck me, that would get old fast.
 
2012-11-12 03:45:13 PM
This'll sound weird, but... I never got into inked girls until I saw Danielle Colby-Cushman. She can do anything she wants to me.

/end threadjack
 
2012-11-12 03:49:50 PM
How if God's name do you know who all these people are? I count myself pretty culturally aware and I had to Google her.... and I still don't know who the fark she is.
 
2012-11-12 03:59:16 PM

theesir: How if God's name do you know who all these people are? I count myself pretty culturally aware and I had to Google her.... and I still don't know who the fark she is.


We all know people you don't. And when we get together, we talk about you a lot.
 
2012-11-12 03:59:23 PM
I am hoping this sub is sarcasm... i never wanted a fugly chick with a voice like a man to be my sweetheart
 
2012-11-12 04:01:59 PM
No matter how skillfully and artfully done, the very best tattoo on a beautiful woman will, at best, be an analogue to gluing a Velvet Elvis to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
 
2012-11-12 04:08:13 PM

Wellon Dowd: America's Sweetheart

[i.imgur.com image 696x900]


Out of curiosity, just how many women have gotten the 'generally agreed upon as America's Sweetheart' label over the years? Colleen Haskell got it after the original Survivor, Caroline Rhea got pushed as it on Hollywood Squares, Tina Fey got it, Taylor Swift's gotten it, Jennifer Anniston, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan I think, who else?
 
2012-11-12 04:09:05 PM
My cat left me a dead mouse once.
 
2012-11-12 04:10:54 PM

Gosling: Wellon Dowd: America's Sweetheart

[i.imgur.com image 696x900]

Out of curiosity, just how many women have gotten the 'generally agreed upon as America's Sweetheart' label over the years? Colleen Haskell got it after the original Survivor, Caroline Rhea got pushed as it on Hollywood Squares, Tina Fey got it, Taylor Swift's gotten it, Jennifer Anniston, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan I think, who else?


Thousands. But none of them is fit to hold Shirley Temple's crotchless panties.
 
2012-11-12 04:17:56 PM
Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?
 
2012-11-12 04:23:28 PM

FunkOut: Why is it the girls doing the retro clothes thing usually aim to look like redneck rockabilly trailer park vampires instead of angora sweater testing jetset superspies?


You can only polish a turd so much
 
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