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Loreweaver
2012-11-12 03:30:36 PM
4 votes:
More likely reason:
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-11-12 03:54:42 PM
2 votes:
Look at the princesses he gets to be around and tell me you wouldn't be full of energy.
Midna not applicable, for Mario anyway.
Steamier version (NSFW)
Amos Quito
2012-11-12 12:02:21 PM
2 votes:
FTA:
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In the rankings, Palermo had the lowest amount while Turin had the highest.
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Dope fumes hang over Turin like a shroud.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-11-12 11:24:36 AM
2 votes:
I have an alternative theory
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-11-12 05:10:27 PM
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kaseyfarksdaladies
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If Mario was on coke, he would have nailed that Princess.
DURR IM GONNA GO TO 6 CAUSE I DONT WANT THE GAME TO END!!!@@
kaseyfarksdaladies
2012-11-12 05:07:07 PM
1 votes:
If Mario was on coke, he would have nailed that Princess.
Kumana Wanalaia
2012-11-12 03:33:07 PM
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I have an alternative theory
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Hagbardr
2012-11-12 03:21:32 PM
1 votes:
Shrooms?
Fark Rye For Many Whores
2012-11-12 03:12:11 PM
1 votes:
It was the turtle soup.
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