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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-11-12 11:24:36 AM

I have an alternative theory

Amos Quito		2012-11-12 12:02:21 PM

FTA: "In the rankings, Palermo had the lowest amount while Turin had the highest. "

Dope fumes hang over Turin like a shroud.

Honest Bender		2012-11-12 03:12:11 PM

This is a repeat from a few weeks ago.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-11-12 03:12:11 PM

It was the turtle soup.

hagopiar		2012-11-12 03:13:18 PM

This is a repeat from a few weeks ago.

SkunkWerks		2012-11-12 03:13:55 PM

Hmm?

ChadM89		2012-11-12 03:17:25 PM

Holy...

I never say this but, done in one.

thecpt		2012-11-12 03:17:30 PM

before this gets axed as a repeat, holy shiat:
pagead2.googlesyndication.com

like, advertisements are pron. Not that I'm complaining.

Hagbardr		2012-11-12 03:21:32 PM

Shrooms?

Kumana Wanalaia		2012-11-12 03:26:12 PM

Hagbardr: Shrooms?

yup.

Loreweaver		2012-11-12 03:30:36 PM

More likely reason:

awesomenator.com

sweater_pups		2012-11-12 03:32:26 PM

in before the "this is a repeat" crowd...

Kumana Wanalaia		2012-11-12 03:33:07 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I have an alternative theory
[img846.imageshack.us image 600x900]

fap

WTP 2		2012-11-12 03:50:42 PM

its only a repeat if you read it before

pute kisses like a man		2012-11-12 03:52:00 PM

/ not really relevant.

AutumnSong		2012-11-12 03:53:43 PM

I figured he just huffed a lot of drain cleaner and ate a lot of shrooms....

protectyourlimbs		2012-11-12 03:53:46 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-11-12 03:54:42 PM

Look at the princesses he gets to be around and tell me you wouldn't be full of energy.

th03.deviantart.net

Midna not applicable, for Mario anyway.

Steamier version (NSFW)

A Terrible Human		2012-11-12 04:43:09 PM

pute kisses like a man: [www.rockpapershotgun.com image 600x308]

/ not really relevant.

I like murdering people with rainbows and I really want to start a collection of shoulder pets,dat owl.
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