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(CNN)   Obama's plan to destroy the oil industry has resulted in the US becoming the world's largest oil producing nation by 2020. Can't he do anything right?   (money.cnn.com) divider line 28
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2012-11-12 11:37:23 AM
6 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ok, I'm the last farker to bitach about tenses and grammar, however if we are talking about something that will happen in 8 years how can it be "has resulted"? Or does Obama really have a time machine?



i.ytimg.com
It's the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.
2012-11-12 03:28:44 PM
4 votes:
i194.photobucket.com
2012-11-12 12:13:12 PM
4 votes:
omg. Obama is destroying small business like Exxon, the Saudi Royal Family and Chevron!!! why won't these democrats give the small business owner a break?
2012-11-12 11:43:48 AM
4 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Obama's plan to destroy the oil industry has resulted in the US becoming the world's largest oil producing nation by 2020. Can't he do anything right?

ok, I'm the last farker to bitach about tenses and grammar, however if we are talking about something that will happen in 8 years how can it be "has resulted"? Or does Obama really have a time machine?


You know it's bad when I notice it.



Wioll haven be?
2012-11-12 05:05:04 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-12 12:01:06 PM
3 votes:
At first they were like:
i1079.photobucket.com
And then they were all:
i1079.photobucket.com
But he was really...
i1079.photobucket.com
...the whole time
2012-11-12 04:30:49 PM
2 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: Onkel Buck: david_gaithersburg: My truck has this sticker on it, because I care.

[a248.e.akamai.net image 380x345]

Care twice as hard because I'm not going to at all

So am I having a total science fail, or am I the only one who gets the joke?

Petroleum (like gasoline & diesel) is a hydrocarbon...so hes saying his truck burns gas or diesel...the "eco-vehicle" part being the joke.


sometimes sarcasm soars over folks heads like a wooden rabbit in a catapult
2012-11-12 04:07:16 PM
2 votes:

coeyagi: david_gaithersburg: My truck has this sticker on it, because I care.

[a248.e.akamai.net image 380x345]

And my vehicle has a "15" dick looking for a good time" bumper sticker on it too, doesn't mean I'm saving the world.


You are taller than 15" dont sell yourself short
2012-11-12 03:31:54 PM
2 votes:
cupofzup.com

GRAMMAR NAZIS
Not even the President of the United States is safe.
2012-11-12 03:24:38 PM
2 votes:
Now that we will drilling here and drilling now, gas should cost less. I read it on a bumper sticker. The logic checks out.
2012-11-12 03:22:04 PM
2 votes:
This will be is having bad newsed for Fartbongo.
2012-11-12 02:54:45 PM
2 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: kronicfeld: The Stealth Hippopotamus: ok, I'm the last farker to bitach about tenses and grammar, however if we are talking about something that will happen in 8 years how can it be "has resulted"? Or does Obama really have a time machine?


[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
It's the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.

That is absolutely fascinating.


It means we'll probably be scrod.
2012-11-12 10:11:08 PM
1 votes:
Subby?

The oil industry is doing well despite Obama's best efforts to kill it, not because of them.


So, seriously, FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
2012-11-12 07:51:43 PM
1 votes:
America would be the greatest exporter of solar and wind power but most of those companies went bankrupt after the taxpayer funded subsidies dried up.
2012-11-12 04:36:44 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

If you want something done, do it yourself.
2012-11-12 04:08:14 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Thus begins the 21st century wars for energy

/nuke taco bell


The single largest producer of natural gas!
2012-11-12 03:56:54 PM
1 votes:
My truck has this sticker on it, because I care.

a248.e.akamai.net
2012-11-12 03:49:58 PM
1 votes:
Bastard! I thought the idea was to deplete the natural resources of all other countries before tapping our own.
2012-11-12 03:49:39 PM
1 votes:
It has to be true. I was visited from the future by Darth Vader of the planet Vulcan and he told me so. I also have to ask your mother to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance and totally nail her.
/your mom
//nail her
///in the vagina
2012-11-12 03:45:31 PM
1 votes:
morphemedictionary.com

History book/reliable news source from the future or it didn't happen.
2012-11-12 03:32:37 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: Can those time travelers from 2020 give me some stock tips as well?


www.bankonyourself.com
2012-11-12 03:32:36 PM
1 votes:

Hector Remarkable: Milt Romway would have stopped this.


That does it! I'm voting for Britt Amway.
2012-11-12 03:30:43 PM
1 votes:
U.S. energy policies initiated by the George W. Bush administration and implemented by President Barack Obama have moved the U.S. toward energy independence and away from Middle East energy sources. U.S. oil production has risen rapidly since 2008 and oil imports are at their lowest level in two decades


Link

Give the dumb bastard some credit
2012-11-12 03:23:33 PM
1 votes:

ShawnDoc: I'd rather we continue to import relatively cheap foreign oil, and save what reserves we have for when the cheap stuff runs out.

Why sell for $2 today, when you can sell for $10 in a few years?


I see you've played Age of Empires.
2012-11-12 02:21:43 PM
1 votes:
That's ten years faster than the last greenlit article just before. It'll be a done deal by Friday at this rate.
2012-11-12 01:31:31 PM
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: By ramping up production of shale oil?

Yeah, that's just what we farking need.

Humanity is so goddamn dumb.


Not to worry, we're building the Keystone XL pipeline so we can export it out of the country tax free.

So, problem solved, right?

/ok so its stupid
2012-11-12 12:55:39 PM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: The Stealth Hippopotamus: ok, I'm the last farker to bitach about tenses and grammar, however if we are talking about something that will happen in 8 years how can it be "has resulted"? Or does Obama really have a time machine?


[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
It's the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.


That is absolutely fascinating.
2012-11-12 11:30:10 AM
1 votes:
Obama's plan to destroy the oil industry has resulted in the US becoming the world's largest oil producing nation by 2020. Can't he do anything right?

ok, I'm the last farker to bitach about tenses and grammar, however if we are talking about something that will happen in 8 years how can it be "has resulted"? Or does Obama really have a time machine?


You know it's bad when I notice it.
 
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