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(Washington Post)   Lance Armstrong cuts off his bracelet and resigns from Livestrong   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 44
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2012-11-12 02:16:45 PM
assets.thehollywoodgossip.com

It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.
 
2012-11-12 02:23:53 PM
fark that!!!! I'm taking a Stan!
 
2012-11-12 02:27:49 PM
I like the Livestrong bracelets. It easily identifies douchebags.
 
2012-11-12 02:59:23 PM
I heard he already cut it off once but fixed it with glue and paint.
 
2012-11-12 03:04:57 PM

basemetal: [assets.thehollywoodgossip.com image 628x204]

It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.


Why would anyone frame and hang yellow rags on their wall? I'm sure he can use 'em to wash the car.
 
2012-11-12 03:09:09 PM

chewielouie: basemetal: [assets.thehollywoodgossip.com image 628x204]

It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.

Why would anyone frame and hang yellow rags on their wall? I'm sure he can use 'em to wash the car.


I tried that once with red rags. My jaw eventually healed
 
2012-11-12 03:13:09 PM

machoprogrammer: I like the Livestrong bracelets. It easily identifies douchebags.


I haven't worn one lately, but I did wear one for quite a while. Until it wore out, in fact. A friend had given it to me, because my brother is a cancer survivor, which she knew. I very much appreciated the sentiment and the cause.

Guess that makes me a (former?) douchebag. Who knew?
 
2012-11-12 03:16:48 PM

basemetal: [assets.thehollywoodgossip.com image 628x204]

It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.


I'm guessing the wall behind the photographer is filled with hundreds of mounted syringes.
 
2012-11-12 03:29:31 PM
This is terrible. How's he gonna make sure the donations are properly laundered now?
 
2012-11-12 03:39:34 PM

Canton: machoprogrammer: I like the Livestrong bracelets. It easily identifies douchebags.

I haven't worn one lately, but I did wear one for quite a while. Until it wore out, in fact. A friend had given it to me, because my brother is a cancer survivor, which she knew. I very much appreciated the sentiment and the cause.

Guess that makes me a (former?) douchebag. Who knew?


It does. More due to the fact it was the fratboy fad back in the early 2000s.
 
2012-11-12 04:00:31 PM

machoprogrammer: Canton: machoprogrammer: I like the Livestrong bracelets. It easily identifies douchebags.

I haven't worn one lately, but I did wear one for quite a while. Until it wore out, in fact. A friend had given it to me, because my brother is a cancer survivor, which she knew. I very much appreciated the sentiment and the cause.

Guess that makes me a (former?) douchebag. Who knew?

It does. More due to the fact it was the fratboy fad back in the early 2000s.


I'm not in a frat. (Of course I'm not. I'm a woman.) I'm not in a sorority, either. I didn't even know any fratboys when I was wearing mine.

/Fratboys ruin everything.
 
2012-11-12 04:08:40 PM
he's down to personal-trainer for job prospects
 
2012-11-12 04:17:32 PM

Canton: machoprogrammer: Canton: machoprogrammer: I like the Livestrong bracelets. It easily identifies douchebags.

I haven't worn one lately, but I did wear one for quite a while. Until it wore out, in fact. A friend had given it to me, because my brother is a cancer survivor, which she knew. I very much appreciated the sentiment and the cause.

Guess that makes me a (former?) douchebag. Who knew?

It does. More due to the fact it was the fratboy fad back in the early 2000s.

I'm not in a frat. (Of course I'm not. I'm a woman.) I'm not in a sorority, either. I didn't even know any fratboys when I was wearing mine.

/Fratboys ruin everything.


Especially top shelf....
 
2012-11-12 04:28:47 PM
I just started wearing a Livestrong band

#heelMove
 
2012-11-12 04:43:01 PM

basemetal: It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.


File that photo with the ones people posted of stuff they'd looted after Hurricane Sandy. Ethically, they're pretty much comparable.
 
2012-11-12 04:47:53 PM
screeninvasion.com
 
2012-11-12 05:20:52 PM

machoprogrammer: Canton: machoprogrammer: I like the Livestrong bracelets. It easily identifies douchebags.

I haven't worn one lately, but I did wear one for quite a while. Until it wore out, in fact. A friend had given it to me, because my brother is a cancer survivor, which she knew. I very much appreciated the sentiment and the cause.

Guess that makes me a (former?) douchebag. Who knew?

It does. More due to the fact it was the fratboy fad back in the early 2000s.


Nah, but it makes you one for not dropping it after hearing a personal story for wearing it. So you got that going for you.
 
2012-11-12 05:44:20 PM
This means no moar lance threads?
He was never a great cyclist because he only rode in july even if he was clean!
 
2012-11-12 05:53:19 PM
Agh who caress bout this schmuck anymore......I'm happy Movistar announced our team today for the 2013 season and will start training soon!
 
2012-11-12 05:55:00 PM

expobill: This means no moar lance threads?
He was never a great cyclist because he only rode in july even if he was clean!


I think we are down to 1 Lance thread.
 
2012-11-12 06:17:39 PM
If it weren't for Lance Armstrong, most Americans wouldn't even know bike riding was a "sport".
 
2012-11-12 06:21:16 PM

Slow To Return: If it weren't for Lance Armstrong, most Americans wouldn't even know bike riding was a "sport".


Further, most smug Frenchies probably think all of America is heartbroken over Lance Armstrong, when there's probably only a dozen or so Americans who actually care.
 
2012-11-12 06:23:31 PM

basemetal: [assets.thehollywoodgossip.com image 628x204]

It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.


if i had photoshop skillz, that pic would be captioned with "haters gotta hate"

anybody care to make that happen?
 
2012-11-12 06:25:26 PM

expobill: Agh who caress bout this schmuck anymore......I'm happy Movistar announced our team today for the 2013 season and will start training doping soon!


ftfy
 
2012-11-12 06:26:28 PM
So he got testicle cancer from steroids?
 
2012-11-12 07:35:06 PM
inner ted

basemetal: [assets.thehollywoodgossip.com image 628x204]

It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.

if i had photoshop skillz, that pic would be captioned with "haters gotta hate"

anybody care to make that happen? 


Persistent troll is persistent.
 
2012-11-12 08:02:46 PM

RockChalkH1N1: So he got testicle cancer from steroids?


That is one theory.
 
2012-11-12 08:23:26 PM
Cmon guys, you are slacking. No "that took ball" jokes or other references to only having 1 testicle?

Lame sport and lame people love it.
 
2012-11-12 09:23:31 PM

RockChalkH1N1: So he got testicle cancer from steroids?


No dumbass. The constant chafing of his bike seat on his testicle sack caused it.
 
2012-11-12 10:35:31 PM

mc_madness: RockChalkH1N1: So he got testicle cancer from steroids?

No dumbass. The constant chafing of his bike seat on his testicle sack caused it.


not too many cyclist WHO RIDE ALL YEAR AROUND get cancer from cycling, so lance contracted that through injections which juiced athletes get.
 
2012-11-12 10:49:24 PM

expobill: mc_madness: RockChalkH1N1: So he got testicle cancer from steroids?

No dumbass. The constant chafing of his bike seat on his testicle sack caused it.

not too many cyclist WHO RIDE ALL YEAR AROUND get cancer from cycling, so lance contracted that through injections which juiced athletes get.


Wow. The elusive "instant bite"
 
2012-11-13 12:07:26 AM

basemetal: [assets.thehollywoodgossip.com image 628x204]

It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.


d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-11-13 10:16:31 AM

New Age Redneck: inner ted

basemetal: [assets.thehollywoodgossip.com image 628x204]

It's all good, now he has more time to just hang out.

if i had photoshop skillz, that pic would be captioned with "haters gotta hate"

anybody care to make that happen? 

Persistent troll is persistent.


*marks New Age Redneck in the 'haters' column*

got it, thanks
 
2012-11-14 02:08:46 PM
inner ted

*marks New Age Redneck in the 'haters' column*

got it, thanks 


Perhaps you've mistaken me for someone who gives a f*ck? Well, if you're bored enough to be keeping score you could at least get my opinion correct. I've stated in everyone of these threads (not sure if you've been trolling all of them) that I respect Armstrong's ability on a bike, his philanthropy and that he survived cancer, amazing. That said, his treatment of his teammates, the very people who were instrumental in him winning the yellow jersey's is reprehensible. Forcing your domestiques to dope is the behavior of a sociopath. Sorry, that doesn't fit into your black and white world. Now f*ck off and stay in the politics tab, you commenting on a team sport and not having a clue that it is one makes it obvious you're a troll and know nothing about cycling. Go sh*t somewhere else.
 
2012-11-14 02:33:13 PM

New Age Redneck: inner ted

*marks New Age Redneck in the 'haters' column*

got it, thanks 

Perhaps you've mistaken me for someone who gives a f*ck? Well, if you're bored enough to be keeping score you could at least get my opinion correct. I've stated in everyone of these threads (not sure if you've been trolling all of them) that I respect Armstrong's ability on a bike, his philanthropy and that he survived cancer, amazing. That said, his treatment of his teammates, the very people who were instrumental in him winning the yellow jersey's is reprehensible. Forcing your domestiques to dope is the behavior of a sociopath. Sorry, that doesn't fit into your black and white world. Now f*ck off and stay in the politics tab, you commenting on a team sport and not having a clue that it is one makes it obvious you're a troll and know nothing about cycling. Go sh*t somewhere else.


first & since this is just you and i - your tears taste delicious

getting this worked up over a pro athlete is nothing short of pathetic - even if it is funny as hell

also: it's good to know that even the sports tab sticks on pace with the rest of the interwebs in that if someone dares disagree = troll

and frankly, i think you are just projecting your own self hate. i mean, who else but someone suffering from roid rage would get as fired up as you are over this?

so my advice to you - stop hating yourself & stop hating everyone else

/knows plenty about cycling
//can i have moar tears?
 
2012-11-14 07:03:24 PM
inner ted

/knows plenty about cycling 

No you don't. You're a troll. You don't want a discussion you want to name call. Worked up? Nope. Simple expression of my opinion. Yes. Now f*ck off already.
 
2012-11-15 10:23:43 AM

New Age Redneck: inner ted

/knows plenty about cycling 

No you don't. You're a troll. You don't want a discussion you want to name call. Worked up? Nope. Simple expression of my opinion. Yes. Now f*ck off already.



you are funny. not in the 'ha ha' sense. more in the 'is this person for real? does he actually believe the stupid hypocritical shiat coming out of his pie hole? or am i just being trolled.'

i'd like to think 'troll' but you seem rather convinced of yourself.

so that leaves me with 'holy crap, this person curses, swears and calls names like a child, then is so psychotic as to forget all that and project his shortcomings onto others.'

you are sad and pathetic. you assume an awful lot about shiat you know nothing of.

but your rage is still entertaining - please keep being an example to all of how NOT to act.

/i've probably ridden more miles than you can count
 
2012-11-15 11:22:34 AM
inner ted


/i've probably ridden more miles than you can count 


No, you haven't.

You're projecting, look it up or have your mom explain it.

Fantastic that you love to sh*t on cycling threads, you don't ride a bike, you don't give a f*ck about the sport, if you did, you would read what all the rational folks are posting and agree. Nice poo flinging but you don't back it up with things like "logic" and "fact". Want a discussion about cycling? No you don't.
 
2012-11-15 11:42:40 AM

New Age Redneck: inner ted


/i've probably ridden more miles than you can count 

No, you haven't.

You're projecting, look it up or have your mom explain it.

Fantastic that you love to sh*t on cycling threads, you don't ride a bike, you don't give a f*ck about the sport, if you did, you would read what all the rational folks are posting and agree. Nice poo flinging but you don't back it up with things like "logic" and "fact". Want a discussion about cycling? No you don't.


did you fail to wear your helmet & crash? cause this is painful & i don't want to argue / make fun of someone with a legitimate head injury.

the moment you say something intelligent that isn't laden with cursing and insults is the moment i take you seriously. until then, you are just a bad joke.

anyone that talks in the absolutes you do about things you have ZERO knowledge of is only to be mocked and laughed at.

trying to reason with your insanity IS insanity itself.

/i love cycling
//i can't stand some of the douche bag sanctimonious a-holes it spawns
///seriously: confirm you aren't actually retarded - otherwise i assume you are and don't want to make fun of the disabled.
 
2012-11-15 01:07:56 PM
inner ted

You're projecting.

i can't stand some of the douche bag sanctimonious a-holes it spawns

You're a textbook example. Ride a fixie, bro? 

Defend Lance for forcing his domestiques to dope or he would destroy their careers. This is what you are doing. Would like some citations and such. Should make for interesting reading with your extensive knowledge of pro cycling and all....

Now imagine inner ted starts racing at a young age and works his way up to pro racing in Europe, he does so on raw talent and hard work. His first team meeting he is given instructions on how to dope and how the program works.... if he refuses his career is finished.

This is what you're defending. Are you the least bit intelligent enough to understand that?

You are either 12 years old, patently f*cking stupid or a sociopath. Maybe all three?

Care to discuss cycling?
 
2012-11-15 01:38:22 PM

New Age Redneck: inner ted

You're projecting.

i can't stand some of the douche bag sanctimonious a-holes it spawns

You're a textbook example. Ride a fixie, bro? 

Defend Lance for forcing his domestiques to dope or he would destroy their careers. This is what you are doing. Would like some citations and such. Should make for interesting reading with your extensive knowledge of pro cycling and all....

Now imagine inner ted starts racing at a young age and works his way up to pro racing in Europe, he does so on raw talent and hard work. His first team meeting he is given instructions on how to dope and how the program works.... if he refuses his career is finished.

This is what you're defending. Are you the least bit intelligent enough to understand that?

You are either 12 years old, patently f*cking stupid or a sociopath. Maybe all three?

Care to discuss cycling?


well you still assume much and are petulant like a child, but i'm bored so what the heck

i realize you must have recently taken a psychology class at high school - but you obviously didn't pass.

so your smarts are on par with your wit.

i understand full well that in a sport filled with cheats, he was a faster cheat (allegedly)

big freaking whoop

how you can get this worked up over this when the entire sport is a joke (cause the vast majority dopes) is beyond me.

stop trying to compare it to the few in baseball that were crushing balls out of the park - they were the exception, where in cycling, it's the norm.

yes, lets discuss cycling
if you can do so like a big boy, but you seem to be holding your breath and turning blue so...
 
2012-11-15 02:05:20 PM
inner ted

Defend Lance for forcing his domestiques to dope or he would destroy their careers. This is what you are doing. Would like some citations and such. Should make for interesting reading with your extensive knowledge of pro cycling and all.... 

Discuss. 

You seem to be adept at dodging questions and fling sh*t with the best of them. Seriously, go ahead and call me names, but defend that position. You can't.
 
2012-11-15 02:33:24 PM

New Age Redneck: inner ted

Defend Lance for forcing his domestiques to dope or he would destroy their careers. This is what you are doing. Would like some citations and such. Should make for interesting reading with your extensive knowledge of pro cycling and all.... 

Discuss. 

You seem to be adept at dodging questions and fling sh*t with the best of them. Seriously, go ahead and call me names, but defend that position. You can't.


are you trying to be this dimwitted ?

you- the one telling me to fark myself - fark off - on and on and on... and you are crying about people calling names??

honestly dude, seek help. you freaking need it, cause now it's not even fun anymore.

well, it's a tiny bit fun.

and since you seem to need it explained several times: i'm not defending lance as much as questioning why it's such a big deal when nearly every other competitor was doing the EXACT SAME THING

would it help if i bolded and made it bigger??? is your eyesight as poor as your reasoning skills?

/position defended tiger - are more tears incoming?
 
2012-11-15 04:36:20 PM
inner ted

questioning why it's such a big deal when nearly every other competitor was doing the EXACT SAME THING

No they weren't. You haven't read the USADA charges. You look like an absolute f*cking moron now showing you haven't actually read the charges and testimony. What the f*ck are you basing your opinion on? Your intuition? The fact you've proclaimed that you have more miles than the rest of us (you look even stupider saying dumb sh*t like that).

Not every other doper was a f*cking thug you idiot.

Yes, I have a problem with thugs and bullies. You've come out in support by your ambivalence and the fact the only evidence available to the public is the USADA report which you obviously haven't read.

Read it. Defend him. You can't. Unless you're a thug yourself. 

He wasn't a victim of a dirty sport he was instrumental with Ferrari's help in making it and keeping it dirty, that is indefensible.
 
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