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(Daily Mail)   Bad news: Researchers confirm size does matter. Good news: But only to some women and some types of orgasms: Best news: Your hand couldn't care less   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 24
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2012-11-12 11:46:30 AM
3 votes:

Fark Reddit or bust: Can we stop farking around with this shiat research and find out where all the women I sleep with are hiding their clitori (clitorises? clitoriseses?) ?


Dude, it's right there.
2012-11-12 12:06:24 PM
2 votes:

kiwimoogle84: I prefer my cervix unskewered.


I've heard a few women say "too long"...

It seems overly-endowed men have it just as bad as the micropenises.

Besides, evolution gives you all the information you need to show this survey is junk. Evolution would have had all penises swinging around men's knees if that's what women really preferred.
2012-11-12 11:40:40 AM
2 votes:
What a stupid farking article.

"Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of the West of Scotland who conducted the research asked a sample of 323 women about previous sexual encounters.

They were asked about their recent sexual behaviors as well as how important penile-vaginal intercourse and other sex acts were to them. They were also asked whether penis length influenced their ability to orgasm with vaginal stimulation."


This is why no one takes psychologists seriously. Herp derp lets just use self report data. A better study would be to give women randomly sized dildos, tell em to get off in a room and measure how long it takes/how many orgasms but shiat I guess that costs money which no one in the psych department has.
2012-11-12 11:38:38 AM
2 votes:
While I'm sure size does matter I don't know how a survey counts as standalone research.

"Do you like big dick? A) Yes B) No C) It's a good size"
2012-11-12 11:37:39 AM
2 votes:
Length isn't the deciding factor, it's girth, though a minimum length of 5 inches is required in most cases for me. The fuller you feel, the better the sex. Clitoral orgasms are for when i'm alone
2012-11-12 11:31:54 AM
2 votes:
This is why I only have sex with short girls.
2012-11-12 11:30:22 AM
2 votes:
It's not the size, it's how you use it. Besides, a talented mouth and hand goes a long way.
2012-11-12 05:32:02 PM
1 votes:

poison_amy: And please, if it's been awhile, do an oil change before you expect her to swallow. It tends to take on a chunky texture that us far from appetizing


I've never heard it put so eloquently! Bill Hicks referred to it as the Wax Dart. "Please baby! I'll buy you a seeing eye dog!"
2012-11-12 05:30:28 PM
1 votes:
And please, if it's been awhile, do an oil change before you expect her to swallow. It tends to take on a chunky texture that us far from appetizing
2012-11-12 05:13:19 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Though you have a point with the wine. I did a blind vodka taste test once and it was true, I couldn't tell the $70 bottle from the $15 without seeing them.

*joke about taste test*

Drink pineapple juice. It works. I promise.

I've been told that's a myth by a few lady friends. They must be being prissy.

Of course women who don't swallow would say such a thing. But it's usually a lot, like four glasses over two days. Then the end of the second day...


Asparagus is right out.
2012-11-12 05:04:53 PM
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Though you have a point with the wine. I did a blind vodka taste test once and it was true, I couldn't tell the $70 bottle from the $15 without seeing them.

*joke about taste test*


Drink pineapple juice. It works. I promise.
2012-11-12 04:55:04 PM
1 votes:

Space Station Wagon: I need some BIE too!
EIP

will happily reciprocate with wie, it has multiple times by different partners been described as perfect.


"perfect" is another cruel code for saying it's kinda small. Send it though, I don't discriminate!
2012-11-12 02:17:30 PM
1 votes:

reillan: kiwimoogle84: valar_morghulis: poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Money
2) Money
3) Money
4) Money

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.

Fixed for both of you

Don't be ridiculous. Neither Sarah nor I are shallow twunts. I don't care about money. Money doesn't buy a sense of humor, skills in bed, being kind and thoughtful, or mad Street Fighter skills. Why would I want a guy who only wants to throw a black AmEx at me and then dump me for having a brain? No thanks.

So uh... just to confirm... Street Fighter skills are somewhere on your list, right?


I'll Dhalsim all your arses into the ground. Video game skills are necessary. Also, ability to make me snort various fluids out my nose laughing. Biggest turn on EVER.
2012-11-12 12:39:10 PM
1 votes:

StaleCoffee: While I'm sure size does matter I don't know how a survey counts as standalone research.

"Do you like big dick? A) Yes B) No C) It's a good size"


Besides, most of these surveys conclude that- when it comes to sheer amount of time occupied with thinking about big dick- men have women beat in every way.

Just sayin'.
2012-11-12 12:27:38 PM
1 votes:
Yup, that's why it's here. That's not research, that's a poorly thought out pubic opinion poll.

If you want to study it, eliminate psychological effects: randomly sized picture of said junk vs actual inserted toy. Weather it physically matters vs. just in your head is important to studies. That's why we give people placebos when we test drugs.

zelachang: A better study would be to give women randomly sized dildos, tell em to get off in a room and measure how long it takes/how many orgasms but shiat I guess that costs money which no one in the psych department has.


Some of this as well.
2012-11-12 12:04:50 PM
1 votes:
I've found being rich makes up for size. Also, having the drugs. Also, fame. Men in positions of power are swamped with partners because of the proximity to power.

That's what makes for a big dickens.

Only average guys have average plumbing. Money fame and power are the real size differentials.
2012-11-12 11:47:16 AM
1 votes:
Wait, you're saying women are difficult and picky?

Thank you science.

/I figure I am the right size if the Mrs says so
//if she's lying then that's her loss aint it?
2012-11-12 11:42:48 AM
1 votes:
I have a pretty small penis, but lately the warts have really helped add some extra girth and "texture".
2012-11-12 11:42:40 AM
1 votes:
Why is their such obsession over penis size, but no one gives a hoot about vagina tightness?

I've encountered some bigger than my first apartment.
2012-11-12 11:41:52 AM
1 votes:

zelachang: What a stupid farking article.

"Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of the West of Scotland who conducted the research asked a sample of 323 women about previous sexual encounters.

They were asked about their recent sexual behaviors as well as how important penile-vaginal intercourse and other sex acts were to them. They were also asked whether penis length influenced their ability to orgasm with vaginal stimulation."

This is why no one takes psychologists seriously. Herp derp lets just use self report data. A better study would be to give women randomly sized dildos, tell em to get off in a room and measure how long it takes/how many orgasms but shiat I guess that costs money which no one in the psych department has.


I will donate money to this kickstarter research program.
2012-11-12 11:38:40 AM
1 votes:
Meh. Flawed study since it did not address girth.

/amiright Farkettes?
2012-11-12 11:35:21 AM
1 votes:
Is this where we disagree with the article and boast about our sexual prowess?

Because I like to think of myself as a multi-talented lover. If your only love-tool is your dick, you're missing out on several opportunities to give her multiple orgasms.
2012-11-12 11:33:32 AM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: It's not the size, it's how you use it. Besides, a talented mouth and hand goes a long way.


Girth is a variable that makes or breaks this statement.
2012-11-12 11:32:00 AM
1 votes:
Why would i give a shiat anyway... i get off... fark it...
 
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