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2012-11-13 02:39:43 PM

SuperChuck: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

I think I've found my measurement specialist


DAMNIT, I was too slow. lol

/you see the right size to me ma'am
 
2012-11-13 02:46:41 PM

poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.


Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.
 
2012-11-13 02:49:17 PM

kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.


I have a line for that, but I think I've hit my limit for the day.
 
2012-11-13 02:51:08 PM

kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.


Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.
 
2012-11-13 02:52:44 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.


Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.
 
2012-11-13 03:02:02 PM

kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.


I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?
 
2012-11-13 03:07:24 PM

kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.


Hey now, that's on you. Find a taller guy, where do you live anyway? Oz? :P
 
2012-11-13 03:07:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up.


Don't worry. I'll take care of that for you. And I can open pickle jars!
 
2012-11-13 03:10:15 PM

jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.

I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?


5'10 and 160. I don't mind. It's 90% in my legs anyway.
 
2012-11-13 03:11:14 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up.

Don't worry. I'll take care of that for you. And I can open pickle jars!


Mmmm pickles... You got a big kosher dill for me?
 
2012-11-13 03:17:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.

I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?

5'10 and 160. I don't mind. It's 90% in my legs anyway.


Oh that's fine with me. I'm 6'3", 140 lbs BUT I am stronger than I look.
 
2012-11-13 03:20:56 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up.

Don't worry. I'll take care of that for you. And I can open pickle jars!

Mmmm pickles... You got a big kosher dill for me?


Fresh and crispy!
 
2012-11-13 03:21:17 PM

jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.

I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?

5'10 and 160. I don't mind. It's 90% in my legs anyway.

Oh that's fine with me. I'm 6'3", 140 lbs BUT I am stronger than I look.


Oh hell no. No offense but I can't outweigh my men. Complex. Besides, I'd snap you like a twig. Ain't you, it's me.
 
2012-11-13 03:25:41 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.

I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?

5'10 and 160. I don't mind. It's 90% in my legs anyway.

Oh that's fine with me. I'm 6'3", 140 lbs BUT I am stronger than I look.

Oh hell no. No offense but I can't outweigh my men. Complex. Besides, I'd snap you like a twig. Ain't you, it's me.


Trust me, there's nothing you can do to break me. And as for the weight thing, that's exactly what the coworker said and we all saw how THAT turned out.
 
2012-11-13 03:28:10 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.

I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?

5'10 and 160. I don't mind. It's 90% in my legs anyway.

Oh that's fine with me. I'm 6'3", 140 lbs BUT I am stronger than I look.

Oh hell no. No offense but I can't outweigh my men. Complex. Besides, I'd snap you like a twig. Ain't you, it's me.


lol

/got the taller then you down
//bit bigger then you're looking for though (335, all in the gut really)
////my wife could only find me attractive because she married the 270 version
 
2012-11-13 03:29:28 PM

jayphat: Trust me, there's nothing you can do to break me.


I'm 2 inches shorter and 40 lbs heavier than you. Are you kidding? You probably need to be tied down in a strong wind.
 
2012-11-13 03:30:17 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.

I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?

5'10 and 160. I don't mind. It's 90% in my legs anyway.


I was with a lady that was 6'1" a few times... things are MUCH easier when your partner is (at least roughly) the same height you are.
 
2012-11-13 03:32:10 PM

MoronLessOff: jayphat: Trust me, there's nothing you can do to break me.

I'm 2 inches shorter and 40 lbs heavier than you. Are you kidding? You probably need to be tied down in a strong wind.


Everyone says that. I'm constantly eating. My metabolism is through the roof still at age 31.

As a point of reference, my wife is more than double my weight. So no, 160 isn't going to hurt me.
 
2012-11-13 03:32:17 PM
Man, I would love to hook up with a tall chick. You know, if I was single.
 
2012-11-13 03:34:36 PM

SuperChuck: Man, I would love to hook up with a tall chick. You know, if I was single.


WORD.
 
2012-11-13 03:42:01 PM
HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)
 
2012-11-13 03:45:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.

I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?

5'10 and 160. I don't mind. It's 90% in my legs anyway.

Oh that's fine with me. I'm 6'3", 140 lbs BUT I am stronger than I look.

Oh hell no. No offense but I can't outweigh my men. Complex. Besides, I'd snap you like a twig. Ain't you, it's me.

lol

/got the taller then you down
//bit bigger then you're looking for though (335, all in the gut really)
////my wife could only find me attractive because she married the 270 version


I like big guys...my last bf was 270lb 6'5 IFL linebacker. He could pick me up and tote me about easily.
 
2012-11-13 03:46:41 PM

kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)


We should fight some time. It would be fun. I'll wrestle, you can use elbows and knees. No biting, eye gouging, fish hooking, small joint manipulation. You game?
 
2012-11-13 03:49:11 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

We should fight some time. It would be fun. I'll wrestle, you can use elbows and knees. No biting, eye gouging, fish hooking, small joint manipulation. You game?


I love wrestling. I'm slippery, you'd better be careful. I don't elbow or knee either. I'm disciplined.
 
2012-11-13 03:50:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)


I am just saying, i may not have the mass, but I have more fight in me than you think.
 
2012-11-13 03:50:34 PM

kiwimoogle84: I love wrestling. I'm slippery, you'd better be careful. I don't elbow or knee either. I'm disciplined.


It's ON!
 
2012-11-13 03:52:59 PM

jayphat: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

I am just saying, i may not have the mass, but I have more fight in me than you think.


I believe you :)
 
2012-11-13 03:53:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)


i2.kym-cdn.com 

sounds like a challenge...
 
2012-11-13 03:54:02 PM

Meerlar: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x300] 

sounds like a challenge...


^THIS^
 
2012-11-13 03:58:18 PM
Well there's really only one way to find out, you know. Ok, everyone meets in Nebraska (it's the center of the US) and we'll have a wrestle-a-thon. Maybe we can get Drew to sponsor it :P
 
2012-11-13 04:02:04 PM

kiwimoogle84: Well there's really only one way to find out, you know. Ok, everyone meets in Nebraska (it's the center of the US) and we'll have a wrestle-a-thon. Maybe we can get Drew to sponsor it :P


Yeah, let me get on the phone with my boss and see if we can get some sort of conference for the company set up in Nebraska. Otherwise, everyone to Ohio.
 
2012-11-13 04:10:52 PM

kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)


I'm pretty sure I'd let you take me down regardless of my weight advantage
 
2012-11-13 04:14:48 PM

kiwimoogle84: Well there's really only one way to find out, you know. Ok, everyone meets in Nebraska (it's the center of the US) and we'll have a wrestle-a-thon. Maybe we can get Drew to sponsor it :P


Well, if I have to fight others, I'm fighting dirty.
 
2012-11-13 04:15:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: Well there's really only one way to find out, you know. Ok, everyone meets in Nebraska (it's the center of the US) and we'll have a wrestle-a-thon. Maybe we can get Drew to sponsor it :P


FINALLY. Something to actually DO in Nebraska.
 
2012-11-13 04:16:24 PM

poison_amy: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.

Oh, what I would GIVE to be that short. And yeah, comparisons are good for little hands. Mine dwarf people and scare them away.

Grass is greener. I mean, you don't even need a big tall man to grab things from the top shelf nor a big strong one to open jars.

Yes, and I keep dating guys who weigh less than me or can't pick me up. It gives me a complex. But I'll take what I've been given.

I won't ask weight, but how tall are you?

5'10 and 160. I don't mind. It's 90% in my legs anyway.

Oh that's fine with me. I'm 6'3", 140 lbs BUT I am stronger than I look.

Oh hell no. No offense but I can't outweigh my men. Complex. Besides, I'd snap you like a twig. Ain't you, it's me.

lol

/got the taller then you down
//bit bigger then you're looking for though (335, all in the gut really)
////my wife could only find me attractive because she married the 270 version

I like big guys...my last bf was 270lb 6'5 IFL linebacker. He could pick me up and tote me about easily.


Yeah, at least from the head down he was MUCH better looking then me. lol
 
2012-11-13 04:33:36 PM

kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)


So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?
 
2012-11-13 04:36:45 PM

new_york_monty: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?


If she passes.... Um, how YOU doin'?
 
2012-11-13 04:37:03 PM

new_york_monty: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?


Why yes, yes it would. Gotta be at least my height in my heels.

Although when I'm laying down it doesn't matter, but I digress. *wink wink nudge*
 
2012-11-13 04:39:34 PM

poison_amy: new_york_monty: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?

If she passes.... Um, how YOU doin'?


kiwimoogle84: new_york_monty: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?

Why yes, yes it would. Gotta be at least my height in my heels.

Although when I'm laying down it doesn't matter, but I digress. *wink wink nudge*



Ahhh... if only I weren't living in middle-of-nowhere Appalachia these days.
 
2012-11-13 04:51:37 PM

new_york_monty: poison_amy: new_york_monty: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?

If she passes.... Um, how YOU doin'?

kiwimoogle84: new_york_monty: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?

Why yes, yes it would. Gotta be at least my height in my heels.

Although when I'm laying down it doesn't matter, but I digress. *wink wink nudge*


Ahhh... if only I weren't living in middle-of-nowhere Appalachia these days.


If only I wasn't married. I wouldn't give a fark about their location.
 
2012-11-13 05:06:30 PM

jayphat: new_york_monty: poison_amy: new_york_monty: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?

If she passes.... Um, how YOU doin'?

kiwimoogle84: new_york_monty: kiwimoogle84: HA! You guys are funny. I like a guy who can overtake me. A man I outweigh, I can take down. Not my cup of tea :)

So 6'2" and 225lbs is right in your wheelhouse?

Why yes, yes it would. Gotta be at least my height in my heels.

Although when I'm laying down it doesn't matter, but I digress. *wink wink nudge*


Ahhh... if only I weren't living in middle-of-nowhere Appalachia these days.

If only I wasn't married. I wouldn't give a fark about their location.


Touche
 
2012-11-13 05:33:45 PM
Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.
 
2012-11-13 05:52:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.


Oh so true. There's the whole time issue as well. Working pays the bills, but stops up the calendar pretty good too.
 
2012-11-13 06:18:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.


go on......

/ditto on travel ain't cheap
 
2012-11-13 06:21:05 PM

jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.

go on......

/ditto on travel ain't cheap


I'm not allowed to name names :) I just have Fark friends all over is what I mean.
 
2012-11-13 06:27:00 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.

go on......

/ditto on travel ain't cheap

I'm not allowed to name names :) I just have Fark friends all over is what I mean.


The first rule of fight club.....
 
2012-11-13 08:03:15 PM

jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.

go on......

/ditto on travel ain't cheap

I'm not allowed to name names :) I just have Fark friends all over is what I mean.

The first rule of fight clubBIE.....


And now the thread has come full circle.
 
2012-11-13 08:21:09 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.

go on......

/ditto on travel ain't cheap

I'm not allowed to name names :) I just have Fark friends all over is what I mean.

The first rule of fight clubBIE.....

And now the thread has come full circle.


This thread has made my week. Thank all of you.
 
2012-11-13 08:22:37 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.

go on......

/ditto on travel ain't cheap

I'm not allowed to name names :) I just have Fark friends all over is what I mean.

The first rule of fight clubBIE.....

And now the thread has come full circle.


I'm still sitting at a semi(circle). I was late so no BIE for me.
 
2012-11-13 09:44:06 PM

SuperChuck: Jim from Saint Paul: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: Well it costs money to get places, you know. I have many farkers and farkettes I'd LOVE to visit but travel ain't cheap.

go on......

/ditto on travel ain't cheap

I'm not allowed to name names :) I just have Fark friends all over is what I mean.

The first rule of fight clubBIE.....

And now the thread has come full circle.

I'm still sitting at a semi(circle). I was late so no BIE for me.


Let it never be said that someone suffered a lack of BIE for being late. I see the E in your P, ready for the B?
 
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