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2012-11-13 11:37:58 AM
Well, yes, of course, but . . . first things first.
 
2012-11-13 11:40:57 AM

MoronLessOff: Apparently, this is necessary:[bieRules.jpg]


Just out of curiosity, does anyone know who this lady is and the story behind the pic?
 
2012-11-13 11:41:44 AM

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...

I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?

That had to be flattering to your holes right?

Oh yeah. Though I'm more than a set of holes, but *shrug*


I'm more like a series of tubes.
 
2012-11-13 11:42:57 AM

poison_amy: kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...

I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?

That had to be flattering to your holes right?

Oh yeah. Though I'm more than a set of holes, but *shrug*

I'm more like a series of tubes.


HA!!! Haha!! Omg that's beautiful! Well put, and well played!
 
2012-11-13 11:44:27 AM

nharrisphoto: Someone who should not have been named was able to send yesterday.


Party foul. Her profile pic indicates she's pretty attractive and now she can't send you any more bie.
 
2012-11-13 11:46:47 AM

DingleberryMoose: nharrisphoto: Someone who should not have been named was able to send yesterday.

Party foul. Her profile pic indicates she's pretty attractive and now she can't send you any more bie.


No need to call any more attention to the aforementioned foul. It's been corrected. The people involved have kissed and made up, or so I hear...

And yeah, that chick? Day to day she's kinda meh but she cleans up like crazy. I heard she was recruited for suicide girls a couple years back.
 
2012-11-13 11:47:44 AM

kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...

I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?

That had to be flattering to your holes right?

Oh yeah. Though I'm more than a set of holes, but *shrug*


Oh you women and your "self-esteem". Pffffffffffffffff.
 
2012-11-13 11:48:27 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...

I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?

That had to be flattering to your holes right?

Oh yeah. Though I'm more than a set of holes, but *shrug*

Oh you women and your "self-esteem". Pffffffffffffffff.


Dude, I *will* spank you.
 
2012-11-13 11:50:04 AM

kiwimoogle84: she cleans up like crazy.


Do tell?
 
2012-11-13 11:50:46 AM

kiwimoogle84: Oh yeah. Though I'm more than a set of holes, but *shrug*


Too right, legs.
 
2012-11-13 11:50:53 AM
Mods, please delete my last post :)
 
2012-11-13 11:51:21 AM

DingleberryMoose: kiwimoogle84: she cleans up like crazy.

Do tell?


I can ask her to send evidence if your E is in P... She's kinda busy today though but hopefully she'll get to it in a timely manner...
 
2012-11-13 11:52:07 AM

kiwimoogle84: And yeah, that chick? Day to day she's kinda meh but she cleans up like crazy. I heard she was recruited for suicide girls a couple years back.


G-g-g-go on...

You know I like my women inky.
 
2012-11-13 11:53:01 AM

kiwimoogle84: I can ask her to send evidence if your E is in P... She's kinda busy today though but hopefully she'll get to it in a timely manner...


*ahem*
 
2012-11-13 11:53:45 AM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And yeah, that chick? Day to day she's kinda meh but she cleans up like crazy. I heard she was recruited for suicide girls a couple years back.

G-g-g-go on...

You know I like my women inky.


You misspelled "kinky".

I hear this chick is both. One time, she had sex while handcuffed in the back of a cop car on the side of the freeway in broad daylight.
 
2012-11-13 11:54:25 AM

kiwimoogle84: I can ask her to send evidence if your E is in P... She's kinda busy today though but hopefully she'll get to it in a timely manner...


Oh, it's there all right, but I guarantee Mr. Moose is kind enough not to reciprocate.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-13 11:55:25 AM

kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...

I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?

That had to be flattering to your holes right?

Oh yeah. Though I'm more than a set of holes, but *shrug*

Oh you women and your "self-esteem". Pffffffffffffffff.

Dude, I *will* spank you.


kevinjshutt.com
 
2012-11-13 12:01:27 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And yeah, that chick? Day to day she's kinda meh but she cleans up like crazy. I heard she was recruited for suicide girls a couple years back.

G-g-g-go on...

You know I like my women inky.

You misspelled "kinky".

I hear this chick is both. One time, she had sex while handcuffed in the back of a cop car on the side of the freeway in broad daylight.


No way....
 
2012-11-13 12:03:23 PM

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And yeah, that chick? Day to day she's kinda meh but she cleans up like crazy. I heard she was recruited for suicide girls a couple years back.

G-g-g-go on...

You know I like my women inky.

You misspelled "kinky".

I hear this chick is both. One time, she had sex while handcuffed in the back of a cop car on the side of the freeway in broad daylight.

No way....


Yup. Some people say it doesn't count since she was dating the cop, but I say more power to her...
 
2012-11-13 12:10:06 PM

kiwimoogle84: Yup. Some people say it doesn't count since she was dating the cop, but I say more power to her...


I'm not having any luck finding a screen cap, but I'm thinking of the scene in Bridesmaids where Kristen Wiig's cop boyfriend is showing her how to use the radar gun.

Also, I'm glad this thread is picking up. I got some great rest last night and I'm ready for round 2.
 
2012-11-13 12:11:06 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Yup. Some people say it doesn't count since she was dating the cop, but I say more power to her...

I'm not having any luck finding a screen cap, but I'm thinking of the scene in Bridesmaids where Kristen Wiig's cop boyfriend is showing her how to use the radar gun.

Also, I'm glad this thread is picking up. I got some great rest last night and I'm ready for round 2.


I asked the ambassador to send the beacon... I don't know where he's at though :/
 
2012-11-13 12:14:18 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Yup. Some people say it doesn't count since she was dating the cop, but I say more power to her...

I'm not having any luck finding a screen cap, but I'm thinking of the scene in Bridesmaids where Kristen Wiig's cop boyfriend is showing her how to use the radar gun.

Also, I'm glad this thread is picking up. I got some great rest last night and I'm ready for round 2.

I asked the ambassador to send the beacon... I don't know where he's at though :/


I'm kind of surprised it wasn't sent yesterday.
 
2012-11-13 12:24:07 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Yup. Some people say it doesn't count since she was dating the cop, but I say more power to her...

I'm not having any luck finding a screen cap, but I'm thinking of the scene in Bridesmaids where Kristen Wiig's cop boyfriend is showing her how to use the radar gun.

Also, I'm glad this thread is picking up. I got some great rest last night and I'm ready for round 2.

I asked the ambassador to send the beacon... I don't know where he's at though :/

I'm kind of surprised it wasn't sent yesterday.


Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.
 
2012-11-13 12:25:43 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Yup. Some people say it doesn't count since she was dating the cop, but I say more power to her...

I'm not having any luck finding a screen cap, but I'm thinking of the scene in Bridesmaids where Kristen Wiig's cop boyfriend is showing her how to use the radar gun.

Also, I'm glad this thread is picking up. I got some great rest last night and I'm ready for round 2.

I asked the ambassador to send the beacon... I don't know where he's at though :/

I'm kind of surprised it wasn't sent yesterday.

Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.


If there's a way to get a spanking in my email, sign me up
 
2012-11-13 12:26:45 PM

kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.


I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.
 
2012-11-13 12:33:13 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.


A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.
 
2012-11-13 12:34:56 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.


This. Not looking to have frickin welts the next day. A good swat or 2 from a hand? That'll work.
 
2012-11-13 12:44:46 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.


Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.
 
2012-11-13 12:48:37 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.


I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.
 
2012-11-13 12:54:22 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.


I demand video evidence of this encounter.
 
2012-11-13 12:54:39 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.


HandPrintIE?
 
2012-11-13 12:58:08 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: I demand video evidence of this encounter.


Rule 5.
 
2012-11-13 01:00:01 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

HandPrintIE?


farm9.staticflickr.com


You all forget how tall I am. That big paw helped a ton while playing softball.
 
2012-11-13 01:02:38 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

HandPrintIE?

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 300x400]


You all forget how tall I am. That big paw helped a ton while playing softball.


Well...time for a break. I have something that needs taking care of.
 
2012-11-13 01:13:37 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

HandPrintIE?

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 300x400]


You all forget how tall I am. That big paw helped a ton while playing softball.

Well...time for a break. I have something that needs taking care of.


Hand pr0n?
 
2012-11-13 01:15:27 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

I demand video evidence of this encounter.


MoronLessOff: Jim from Saint Paul: I demand video evidence of this encounter.

Rule 5.


I cordially demand that you please give me video evidence of this encounter. Faliure is not an option.
 
2012-11-13 01:15:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

HandPrintIE?

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 300x400]


You all forget how tall I am. That big paw helped a ton while playing softball.

Well...time for a break. I have something that needs taking care of.

Hand pr0n?


Maybe I should send out HIE.
 
2012-11-13 01:28:29 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

HandPrintIE?

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 300x400]


You all forget how tall I am. That big paw helped a ton while playing softball.

Well...time for a break. I have something that needs taking care of.

Hand pr0n?

Maybe I should send out HIE.


EIP
 
2012-11-13 01:29:20 PM

MoronLessOff: Jim from Saint Paul: I demand video evidence of this encounter.

Rule 5.


I politely and respectfully request video evidence of this encounter.
 
2012-11-13 01:44:55 PM

DingleberryMoose: MoronLessOff: Jim from Saint Paul: I demand video evidence of this encounter.

Rule 5.

I politely and respectfully request video evidence of this encounter.


If spanking in person occurs, I'll put y'all on a mailing list.
 
2012-11-13 01:45:18 PM

kiwimoogle84: Princess


"When it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women, according to a new study that reviews more than 60 years of research and debunks numerous sex myths.

About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review."

Dozens of studies and nearly all of them sadly are, like this one, based on feeling and not based on actual science (blind testing).
 
2012-11-13 01:49:20 PM

kiwimoogle84: If spanking in person occurs, I'll put y'all on a mailing list.


I'll be right over.
 
2012-11-13 01:53:02 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: If spanking in person occurs, I'll put y'all on a mailing list.

I'll be right over.


I'm working tonight and have to go and get some sleep, but I eagerly await evidence of said encounter.
 
2012-11-13 01:58:56 PM
I haz a happy.
 
2012-11-13 02:25:03 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.


Go on.....
 
2012-11-13 02:26:30 PM

jayphat: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

Go on.....


Know what big, strong hands on a chick are good for?

Massages.

Take that as you will.
 
2012-11-13 02:29:46 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

Go on.....

Know what big, strong hands on a chick are good for?

Massages.

Take that as you will.


Coupled with the strength to grip and whip softballs around, yet the dexterity required for piano.

Dammit. I need another break.
 
2012-11-13 02:34:26 PM
I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.
 
2012-11-13 02:37:52 PM

poison_amy: I have little hands. But, things might look bigger in comparison...

Comically small feet too, but I'm barely five feet tall.


I think I've found my measurement specialist
 
2012-11-13 02:38:44 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Anyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Spankings.

I have an oar in the garage I can saw down to a paddle.

A paddle? Please. I prefer the markings of individual fingers. It's more satisfying.

Have you seen the size of my mitts? Paddle might be easier on you.

I can reach an octave and two keys on the piano with my hand span.

Game on.

Go on.....

Know what big, strong hands on a chick are good for?

Massages.

Take that as you will.


A massagge. Not even an inuenendo filled (heh "in-u-endo filled, heh heh) massagge, but a REAL one sounds GREAT right now.

Might have to get the Mrs and I a "couples one".

Damn this thread is good.
 
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