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2012-11-12 08:38:50 PM
My wife complains about my length. My one night stand with a coworker was thrilled with it. Sometimes you just can't win.
 
2012-11-12 08:40:26 PM

jayphat: My wife complains about my length. My one night stand with a coworker was thrilled with it. Sometimes you just can't win.


Umm, sounds like your co-worker won.
 
2012-11-12 08:40:31 PM

poison_amy: kiwimoogle84:

Ok who's still at work? Or is everyone home for the night? The thread kinda died...

Well, we did keep it going significantly pass its sell-by date.


Meh, likely. Off to make dinner!
 
2012-11-12 08:49:11 PM

poison_amy: jayphat: My wife complains about my length. My one night stand with a coworker was thrilled with it. Sometimes you just can't win.

Umm, sounds like your co-worker won.


Yeah but it was a one time thing. A farking fantastic one night thing.
 
2012-11-12 08:57:48 PM
Not a single buttsecks reference?

Try it, you (and she) will feel like you're Dirk Diggler.
 
2012-11-12 08:58:44 PM

MemeSlave: Not a single buttsecks reference?

Try it, you (and she) will feel like you're Dirk Diggler.


Only if it's done right. I've got both wonderful and horrific stories.
 
2012-11-12 08:58:46 PM

jayphat: My wife complains about my length. My one night stand with a coworker was thrilled with it. Sometimes you just can't win.


Dude, ditch the wife for the coworker!
 
2012-11-12 09:01:22 PM

david_gaithersburg: AverageAmericanGuy: Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.

The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.

Link

Maybe British men just suck at sex.
.
Interesting, I don't look Congolese.


No, but you do look Korean.
 
2012-11-12 09:02:23 PM
The Kama Sutra and ancient Taoist sex manuals recommend getting a partner that matches up in size. And yes, they do mention varying sizes of lady caves.
 
2012-11-12 09:30:01 PM

FunkOut: lady caves


That just sounds so... cold. Now some may like that, and that's fine, but it's not for me.
 
2012-11-12 09:35:45 PM

Meatschool: FunkOut: lady caves

That just sounds so... cold. Now some may like that, and that's fine, but it's not for me.


How sexist of you.
 
2012-11-12 09:51:35 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: david_gaithersburg: AverageAmericanGuy: Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.

The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.

Link

Maybe British men just suck at sex.
.
Interesting, I don't look Congolese.

No, but you do look Korean.


5.1"? Seriously? Now I feel even better rocking a 7.3
 
2012-11-12 10:05:51 PM
This thread has some awesome humbelbrags.
 
2012-11-12 10:06:52 PM

valar_morghulis: This thread has some awesome humbelbrags humble brags.


derp.
 
2012-11-12 10:51:22 PM

nharrisphoto: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Compelling reason #1: I'll be settled into bed for the night at that time and that would be quite nice to see at the end of the day.

Compelling reason # the second: Because do it.


Tried to send you BIE but your email in your profile was unrecognized by teh googles (yes, I realized what you did to prevent spam). :\
 
2012-11-12 11:10:03 PM

jayphat: Your Average Witty Fark User: david_gaithersburg: AverageAmericanGuy: Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.

The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.

Link

Maybe British men just suck at sex.
.
Interesting, I don't look Congolese.

No, but you do look Korean.

5.1"? Seriously? Now I feel even better rocking a 7.3


Proof or untrue.

/eip
 
2012-11-12 11:29:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: Your Average Witty Fark User: david_gaithersburg: AverageAmericanGuy: Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.

The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.

Link

Maybe British men just suck at sex.
.
Interesting, I don't look Congolese.

No, but you do look Korean.

5.1"? Seriously? Now I feel even better rocking a 7.3

Proof or untrue.

/eip


I'm not releasing photographic evidence if my manhood, however if meeting in person I'll be happy to put someone on the phone to verify it.
 
2012-11-12 11:31:08 PM

jayphat: 5.1"? Seriously? Now I feel even better rocking a 7.3


Yeah, like any guy over seven still worries about tenths of an inch.
 
2012-11-12 11:32:57 PM

poot_rootbeer: jayphat: 5.1"? Seriously? Now I feel even better rocking a 7.3

Yeah, like any guy over seven still worries about tenths of an inch.


Honestly, I thought the average was 6.5. So yes, I measured to tenth of an inch for bragging rights. Not like it gets me laid or anything.
 
2012-11-12 11:33:55 PM

Joce678: AverageAmericanGuy: The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.

American are constantly asked "was it good for you" so they've learned to lie just to shut the men up?

Exactly how do you measure sexual satisfaction (or anything else) without a standardized yardstick.


Satisfaction is subjective and can only be measured subjectively.

No yardstick required.
 
2012-11-12 11:35:48 PM

jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: Your Average Witty Fark User: david_gaithersburg: AverageAmericanGuy: Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.

The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.

Link

Maybe British men just suck at sex.
.
Interesting, I don't look Congolese.

No, but you do look Korean.

5.1"? Seriously? Now I feel even better rocking a 7.3

Proof or untrue.

/eip

I'm not releasing photographic evidence if my manhood, however if meeting in person I'll be happy to put someone on the phone to verify it.


Really? Really. Wow. The only guy alive who won't send a pretty girl a pic of his junk. So believable.

/eyeroll
 
2012-11-12 11:39:06 PM

kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: Your Average Witty Fark User: david_gaithersburg: AverageAmericanGuy: Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.

The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.

Link

Maybe British men just suck at sex.
.
Interesting, I don't look Congolese.

No, but you do look Korean.

5.1"? Seriously? Now I feel even better rocking a 7.3

Proof or untrue.

/eip

I'm not releasing photographic evidence if my manhood, however if meeting in person I'll be happy to put someone on the phone to verify it.

Really? Really. Wow. The only guy alive who won't send a pretty girl a pic of his junk. So believable.

/eyeroll


Fine. You'll get it in the morning.
 
2012-11-12 11:40:27 PM

jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: kiwimoogle84: jayphat: Your Average Witty Fark User: david_gaithersburg: AverageAmericanGuy: Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.

The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.

Link

Maybe British men just suck at sex.
.
Interesting, I don't look Congolese.

No, but you do look Korean.

5.1"? Seriously? Now I feel even better rocking a 7.3

Proof or untrue.

/eip

I'm not releasing photographic evidence if my manhood, however if meeting in person I'll be happy to put someone on the phone to verify it.

Really? Really. Wow. The only guy alive who won't send a pretty girl a pic of his junk. So believable.

/eyeroll

Fine. You'll get it in the morning.


I haz a happy :)
 
2012-11-13 08:30:28 AM
I think I am the only guy in the history of every to not measure his dick.

Also a grower not a shower, so by the time I reach defcon 1 I aint too worried about it.

/this is a good thread
 
2012-11-13 09:28:37 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: I think I am the only guy in the history of every to not measure his dick.

Also a grower not a shower, so by the time I reach defcon 1 I aint too worried about it.

/this is a good thread


I don't measure either. Mostly because I'm worried I'd do it wrong and get a bad result.
 
2012-11-13 09:39:48 AM

SarahDiddle: /also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.


Because I have a tiny straw hat in a drawer at home that will be modeled in the near future.
 
2012-11-13 09:46:01 AM

poison_amy: I will write your fark handle on the inside of my thigh and send you a video of me with my vibrating chili pepper. No lie.


So, a single hat won't work?
 
2012-11-13 09:48:12 AM

kiwimoogle84: Dude. I've got a chick coworker who would do this with me.


kiwimoogle84: More like, she'd get naked with me and put little hats on our bewbs or something. This chick be shameless.


G-g-g-go on...
 
2012-11-13 09:49:53 AM

SuperChuck: Jim from Saint Paul: I think I am the only guy in the history of every to not measure his dick.

Also a grower not a shower, so by the time I reach defcon 1 I aint too worried about it.

/this is a good thread

I don't measure either. Mostly because I'm worried I'd do it wrong and get a bad result.


then you just do it another way until you reach the desired result
 
2012-11-13 09:58:05 AM

poison_amy: SuperChuck: Jim from Saint Paul: I think I am the only guy in the history of every to not measure his dick.

Also a grower not a shower, so by the time I reach defcon 1 I aint too worried about it.

/this is a good thread

I don't measure either. Mostly because I'm worried I'd do it wrong and get a bad result.

then you just do it another way until you reach the desired result


Everything sounds bigger with the Metric system.
 
2012-11-13 10:25:48 AM

SarahDiddle: nharrisphoto: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Compelling reason #1: I'll be settled into bed for the night at that time and that would be quite nice to see at the end of the day.

Compelling reason # the second: Because do it.

Tried to send you BIE but your email in your profile was unrecognized by teh googles (yes, I realized what you did to prevent spam). :\


Wha??? Kiwimoogle was able to send yesterday. Did you enter it exactly as it is in my profile? Because that's how it should be entered.
 
2012-11-13 10:46:55 AM

poison_amy: SuperChuck: Jim from Saint Paul: I think I am the only guy in the history of every to not measure his dick.

Also a grower not a shower, so by the time I reach defcon 1 I aint too worried about it.

/this is a good thread

I don't measure either. Mostly because I'm worried I'd do it wrong and get a bad result.

then you just do it another way until you reach the desired result


All that measuring and it might get confused and think I was trying to do something else. Then what?
 
2012-11-13 10:50:58 AM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Dude. I've got a chick coworker who would do this with me.

kiwimoogle84: More like, she'd get naked with me and put little hats on our bewbs or something. This chick be shameless.

G-g-g-go on...


This.

:)
 
2012-11-13 10:56:45 AM

SuperChuck: poison_amy: SuperChuck: Jim from Saint Paul: I think I am the only guy in the history of every to not measure his dick.

Also a grower not a shower, so by the time I reach defcon 1 I aint too worried about it.

/this is a good thread

I don't measure either. Mostly because I'm worried I'd do it wrong and get a bad result.

then you just do it another way until you reach the desired result

All that measuring and it might get confused and think I was trying to do something else. Then what?


I suppose I could have my wife do it. Would just have to get over the "half giggling 'why do you care' " stage.
 
2012-11-13 10:58:34 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: SuperChuck: poison_amy: SuperChuck: Jim from Saint Paul: I think I am the only guy in the history of every to not measure his dick.

Also a grower not a shower, so by the time I reach defcon 1 I aint too worried about it.

/this is a good thread

I don't measure either. Mostly because I'm worried I'd do it wrong and get a bad result.

then you just do it another way until you reach the desired result

All that measuring and it might get confused and think I was trying to do something else. Then what?

I suppose I could have my wife do it. Would just have to get over the "half giggling 'why do you care' " stage.


I just offered to have my wife measure your dick didn't I?
 
2012-11-13 11:09:59 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Jim from Saint Paul: SuperChuck: poison_amy: SuperChuck: Jim from Saint Paul: I think I am the only guy in the history of every to not measure his dick.

Also a grower not a shower, so by the time I reach defcon 1 I aint too worried about it.

/this is a good thread

I don't measure either. Mostly because I'm worried I'd do it wrong and get a bad result.

then you just do it another way until you reach the desired result

All that measuring and it might get confused and think I was trying to do something else. Then what?

I suppose I could have my wife do it. Would just have to get over the "half giggling 'why do you care' " stage.

I just offered to have my wife measure your dick didn't I?


I think so, yeah. You might want to run that by her first or it could get a little awkward.

/is she hot?
 
2012-11-13 11:10:33 AM
Maybe I should have a ruler tattooed on my tongue. I'd have them put the 12 on the tip and then I could charge guys for photo ops.
 
2012-11-13 11:10:46 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: I just offered to have my wife measure your dick didn't I?


That's OK, it won't take long.
 
2012-11-13 11:12:57 AM

nharrisphoto: SarahDiddle: nharrisphoto: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Compelling reason #1: I'll be settled into bed for the night at that time and that would be quite nice to see at the end of the day.

Compelling reason # the second: Because do it.

Tried to send you BIE but your email in your profile was unrecognized by teh googles (yes, I realized what you did to prevent spam). :\

Wha??? Kiwimoogle was able to send yesterday. Did you enter it exactly as it is in my profile? Because that's how it should be entered.


DUDE. FOLLOW THE EFFING RULES.
 
2012-11-13 11:18:33 AM

kiwimoogle84: DUDE. FOLLOW THE EFFING RULES.


Apparently, this is necessary:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-13 11:21:59 AM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Dude. I've got a chick coworker who would do this with me.

kiwimoogle84: More like, she'd get naked with me and put little hats on our bewbs or something. This chick be shameless.

G-g-g-go on...


This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."
 
2012-11-13 11:23:13 AM

poison_amy: Maybe I should have a ruler tattooed on my tongue. I'd have them put the 12 on the tip and then I could charge guys for photo ops.


OH MY GOD YOU'RE JIM CARREY.

Link
 
2012-11-13 11:23:40 AM

SarahDiddle: Okay you're totes getting BIE when I get off of work.


I hope that response was meant for me . . .
 
2012-11-13 11:23:48 AM

poison_amy: Maybe I should have a ruler tattooed on my tongue. I'd have them put the 12 on the tip and then I could charge guys for photo ops.


www.geekzenith.com
 
2012-11-13 11:23:59 AM

kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."


G-g-g-go on...
 
2012-11-13 11:25:06 AM

SuperChuck:
/is she hot?


She's doable.
 
2012-11-13 11:25:28 AM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...


I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?
 
2012-11-13 11:29:19 AM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...

I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?


That had to be flattering to your holes right?
 
2012-11-13 11:33:05 AM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...

I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?


A gal pal once received a similar invitation that ended with, "You should know about my warts."

*sad trombone*
 
2012-11-13 11:33:12 AM

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: This girl has no shame. She's also a bit slutty, so I don't recommend anyone actually sleeping with her, but she once invited me to a group sex party involving a straight guy, a gay guy, and a T guy, because they "needed more holes."

G-g-g-go on...

I said no. I'm not stupid, dude. She has the herp.

But it was a fun story, neh?

That had to be flattering to your holes right?


Oh yeah. Though I'm more than a set of holes, but *shrug*
 
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