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2012-11-12 05:43:38 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Though you have a point with the wine. I did a blind vodka taste test once and it was true, I couldn't tell the $70 bottle from the $15 without seeing them.

*joke about taste test*

Drink pineapple juice. It works. I promise.


Pineapple juice for wine? How does that help?
 
2012-11-12 05:43:43 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?

Oh yeah.

Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P


j-walkblog.com
 
2012-11-12 05:44:27 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?

Oh yeah.

Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P


Yeah! I'm her first!

NSFW 
 
2012-11-12 05:45:01 PM  

Meerlar: poison_amy: o an oil change before you exp

I've never heard this euphemism before... is this obscure, or have i been out of the loop for a while?


And THAT was for you.
 
2012-11-12 05:45:11 PM  

catmacgregor: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Though you have a point with the wine. I did a blind vodka taste test once and it was true, I couldn't tell the $70 bottle from the $15 without seeing them.

*joke about taste test*

Drink pineapple juice. It works. I promise.

Pineapple juice for wine? How does that help?


...men drink pineapple juice, women taste the outcome?
 
2012-11-12 05:46:23 PM  

kcfarker: kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?

Oh yeah.

Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P

Yeah! I'm her first!

NSFW 


I need some of those.

And nice Weiner in a hat. *applause*

Whoever did the Wang upthread gets applause too.
 
2012-11-12 05:48:22 PM  

kiwimoogle84: catmacgregor: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Though you have a point with the wine. I did a blind vodka taste test once and it was true, I couldn't tell the $70 bottle from the $15 without seeing them.

*joke about taste test*

Drink pineapple juice. It works. I promise.

Pineapple juice for wine? How does that help?

...men drink pineapple juice, women taste the outcome?


Oo, sorry, the alcohol distracted me from the sexual overtones. Got it now. Makes a more sense than a farked up cocktail of wine and pineapple juice. That just didn't seem right. 8)
 
2012-11-12 05:48:33 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?

Oh yeah.

Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P


We're all at work. That would make for some awkward conversations in the restroom. Or the conference room. Or the break room, which is where I would choose to do mine.
 
2012-11-12 05:48:42 PM  
Can you blame him?? Most guys would do the same if the same opportunity arises.

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Holly Patreus

Link

Paula Boradwell
 
2012-11-12 05:49:34 PM  
www.ynaija.com
 
2012-11-12 05:49:58 PM  

kiwimoogle84: catmacgregor: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Though you have a point with the wine. I did a blind vodka taste test once and it was true, I couldn't tell the $70 bottle from the $15 without seeing them.

*joke about taste test*

Drink pineapple juice. It works. I promise.

Pineapple juice for wine? How does that help?

...men drink pineapple juice, women taste the outcome?


Heh, heh, you said come
 
2012-11-12 05:57:07 PM  

nharrisphoto: kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?

Oh yeah.

Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P

We're all at work. That would make for some awkward conversations in the restroom. Or the conference room. Or the break room, which is where I would choose to do mine.


To the first guy who can get a coworker to participate in this exercise and send a pic of both of you... I will write your fark handle on the inside of my thigh and send you a video of me with my vibrating chili pepper. No lie.
 
2012-11-12 05:59:33 PM  

poison_amy: To the first guy who can get a coworker to participate in this exercise and send a pic of both of you... I will write your fark handle on the inside of my thigh and send you a video of me with my vibrating chili pepper. No lie.


Interesting...
 
2012-11-12 06:00:15 PM  

Meatschool: kiwimoogle84: catmacgregor: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Though you have a point with the wine. I did a blind vodka taste test once and it was true, I couldn't tell the $70 bottle from the $15 without seeing them.

*joke about taste test*

Drink pineapple juice. It works. I promise.

Pineapple juice for wine? How does that help?

...men drink pineapple juice, women taste the outcome?

Heh, heh, you said come


Well. So I did. I'm not sorry.
 
2012-11-12 06:01:19 PM  

poison_amy: nharrisphoto: kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?

Oh yeah.

Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P

We're all at work. That would make for some awkward conversations in the restroom. Or the conference room. Or the break room, which is where I would choose to do mine.

To the first guy who can get a coworker to participate in this exercise and send a pic of both of you... I will write your fark handle on the inside of my thigh and send you a video of me with my vibrating chili pepper. No lie.


Dude. I've got a chick coworker who would do this with me. But she's 2,000 miles away.
 
2012-11-12 06:03:55 PM  

kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: nharrisphoto: kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?

Oh yeah.

Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P

We're all at work. That would make for some awkward conversations in the restroom. Or the conference room. Or the break room, which is where I would choose to do mine.

To the first guy who can get a coworker to participate in this exercise and send a pic of both of you... I will write your fark handle on the inside of my thigh and send you a video of me with my vibrating chili pepper. No lie.

Dude. I've got a chick coworker who would do this with me. But she's 2,000 miles away.


How is a chick gonna put her Weiner in a hat?
 
2012-11-12 06:06:39 PM  

poison_amy: kiwimoogle84: poison_amy: nharrisphoto: kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?

Oh yeah.

Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P

We're all at work. That would make for some awkward conversations in the restroom. Or the conference room. Or the break room, which is where I would choose to do mine.

To the first guy who can get a coworker to participate in this exercise and send a pic of both of you... I will write your fark handle on the inside of my thigh and send you a video of me with my vibrating chili pepper. No lie.

Dude. I've got a chick coworker who would do this with me. But she's 2,000 miles away.

How is a chick gonna put her Weiner in a hat?


More like, she'd get naked with me and put little hats on our bewbs or something. This chick be shameless.
 
2012-11-12 06:25:28 PM  

poison_amy: calm like a bomb: poison_amy: argylez: poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal

BIE?

Arriving in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm feeling generous and AWish today

Since you're feeling generous, my E is in my P as well.

I don't work that hard. You have to go to the trouble of getting my email address and then you send me something... Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!


I may be some sort of idiot, but Yahoo keeps telling me your EIP is invalid.
 
2012-11-12 06:30:00 PM  
Like everything in life, penises have a goldilocks zone. Trouble is that the goldilocks zone varies from person to person. My advice is to just have fun finding someone 'juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right'. ;)
 
2012-11-12 06:32:42 PM  

calm like a bomb: poison_amy: calm like a bomb: poison_amy: argylez: poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal

BIE?

Arriving in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm feeling generous and AWish today

Since you're feeling generous, my E is in my P as well.

I don't work that hard. You have to go to the trouble of getting my email address and then you send me something... Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!

I may be some sort of idiot, but Yahoo keeps telling me your EIP is invalid.


I hate to call someone an idiot, but no one else seems to be experiencing this problem
 
2012-11-12 06:37:18 PM  

poison_amy: calm like a bomb: poison_amy: calm like a bomb: poison_amy: argylez: poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal

BIE?

Arriving in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm feeling generous and AWish today

Since you're feeling generous, my E is in my P as well.

I don't work that hard. You have to go to the trouble of getting my email address and then you send me something... Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!

I may be some sort of idiot, but Yahoo keeps telling me your EIP is invalid.

I hate to call someone an idiot, but no one else seems to be experiencing this problem


does Yahoo tell you there's a problem with the E in my P?
 
2012-11-12 06:50:58 PM  
So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait
 
2012-11-12 06:52:24 PM  

SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait


Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.
 
2012-11-12 06:54:29 PM  

tafka: Like everything in life, penises have a goldilocks zone. Trouble is that the goldilocks zone varies from person to person. My advice is to just have fun finding someone 'juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right'. ;)


Dipped in porridge and drizzled with honey? I can arrange that.
 
2012-11-12 06:56:03 PM  

valar_morghulis: tafka: Like everything in life, penises have a goldilocks zone. Trouble is that the goldilocks zone varies from person to person. My advice is to just have fun finding someone 'juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right'. ;)

Dipped in porridge and drizzled with honey? I can arrange that.


Listening...
 
2012-11-12 06:58:52 PM  

kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.


You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?
 
2012-11-12 06:59:37 PM  

kiwimoogle84: valar_morghulis: tafka: Like everything in life, penises have a goldilocks zone. Trouble is that the goldilocks zone varies from person to person. My advice is to just have fun finding someone 'juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right'. ;)

Dipped in porridge and drizzled with honey? I can arrange that.

Listening...


As long as "goldilocks zone" doesn't mean "attached to a man covered head to toe with hair".
 
2012-11-12 07:00:21 PM  

SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait


What about a raspberry beret?
Red bandana Springsteen or 2pac style?
 
2012-11-12 07:00:34 PM  

kiwimoogle84: valar_morghulis: tafka: Like everything in life, penises have a goldilocks zone. Trouble is that the goldilocks zone varies from person to person. My advice is to just have fun finding someone 'juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right'. ;)

Dipped in porridge and drizzled with honey? I can arrange that.

Listening...


AKA "the Goldilicks."
 
2012-11-12 07:01:31 PM  

SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.

You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?


Hey I'll show you mine if you show me yours...
 
2012-11-12 07:07:34 PM  
Not that I'm a slut or anything, but I have experienced my fair share of variety, and therefore, have also experienced... anatomical differences. Rule of thumb for me, go down first, that way if she is one of these girls, it won't matter anymore 'cause she's already got hers.
 
2012-11-12 07:08:00 PM  

kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.

You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?

Hey I'll show you mine if you show me yours...


It's a deal!

/or possibly a trap
 
2012-11-12 07:09:33 PM  

SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.

You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?

Hey I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

It's a deal!

/or possibly a trap


Fap?

/EIP

(It's a BONESTORRRRRRRM)
 
2012-11-12 07:09:36 PM  

rawbert7: Not that I'm a slut or anything, but I have experienced my fair share of variety, and therefore, have also experienced... anatomical differences. Rule of thumb for me, go down first, that way if she is one of these girls, it won't matter anymore 'cause she's already got hers.


The term is "experienced." And yes, I have had many shapes and sizes. Everyone has their own technique too. Really varies depending on the person.
 
2012-11-12 07:12:11 PM  

SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.

You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?

Hey I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

It's a deal!

/or possibly a trap


Your E isn't in your P so you'll have to go first. But I'll shake on it. *shimmy*
 
2012-11-12 07:14:15 PM  

kiwimoogle84: rawbert7: Not that I'm a slut or anything, but I have experienced my fair share of variety, and therefore, have also experienced... anatomical differences. Rule of thumb for me, go down first, that way if she is one of these girls, it won't matter anymore 'cause she's already got hers.

The term is "experienced." And yes, I have had many shapes and sizes. Everyone has their own technique too. Really varies depending on the person.


There truly is a pronounced anatomical variety in that regard.
 
2012-11-12 07:16:25 PM  
I finally get to go home now, so I'm outta here! But the E is in the P, and the W always gets the B and sometimes the V. Good night!
 
2012-11-12 07:21:19 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: It's not the size, it's how you use it.

I use mine as a drink mixer. Am I doing it right?


Mrs. Moose uses mine as a towel rack.
 
2012-11-12 07:36:27 PM  
I think that, had I the time and skill, I should like to dress mine up as each of the eleven Doctors and take pictures.
 
2012-11-12 07:39:06 PM  

kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.

You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?

Hey I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

It's a deal!

/or possibly a trap

Your E isn't in your P so you'll have to go first. But I'll shake on it. *shimmy*


Okay you're totes getting BIE when I get off of work.
 
2012-11-12 07:42:46 PM  

SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait


Compelling reason #1: I'll be settled into bed for the night at that time and that would be quite nice to see at the end of the day.

Compelling reason # the second: Because do it.
 
2012-11-12 07:46:38 PM  

Joce678: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x423]

What a woman having an orgasm might look like, although we're not 100% sure...


I'm not sure, either, I think it's Leif Garret circa 1980....
 
2012-11-12 07:48:11 PM  
SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait


I'll reciprocate enthusiastically. Quid pro quo.

*looks around for small, funny hats*
 
2012-11-12 07:55:30 PM  

SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait


Just got out of a 6+ year relationship; could use some cheering up.
/EIP
 
2012-11-12 08:13:01 PM  

nharrisphoto: I think that, had I the time and skill, I should like to dress mine up as each of the eleven Doctors and take pictures.


Best idea yet.
 
2012-11-12 08:18:09 PM  

SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.

You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?

Hey I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

It's a deal!

/or possibly a trap

Your E isn't in your P so you'll have to go first. But I'll shake on it. *shimmy*

Okay you're totes getting BIE when I get off of work.


Rad. :)

Ok who's still at work? Or is everyone home for the night? The thread kinda died...
 
2012-11-12 08:25:45 PM  

kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.

You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?

Hey I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

It's a deal!

/or possibly a trap

Your E isn't in your P so you'll have to go first. But I'll shake on it. *shimmy*

Okay you're totes getting BIE when I get off of work.

Rad. :)

Ok who's still at work? Or is everyone home for the night? The thread kinda died...


Just got home myself. Catching up on some Walking Dead.
 
2012-11-12 08:26:55 PM  

valar_morghulis: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: So I'm at work and I'm trying to think of little hats.

A jauntily perched fez anyone?

/also will give bie to person with most compelling reason.
//can't send until 1030ish pm so you gotta be ok with a wait

Hey I'll take some. I've got a good reason.

You do have a very good reason. You're pretty awesome.

EIP?

Hey I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

It's a deal!

/or possibly a trap

Your E isn't in your P so you'll have to go first. But I'll shake on it. *shimmy*

Okay you're totes getting BIE when I get off of work.

Rad. :)

Ok who's still at work? Or is everyone home for the night? The thread kinda died...

Just got home myself. Catching up on some Walking Dead.


OOP! Gonna marathon all season 3 next week. Dying to see what's going on!
 
2012-11-12 08:28:17 PM  
No spoilers here. Plenty of "what the f*ck did I just watch?" moments.
 
2012-11-12 08:36:39 PM  

kiwimoogle84:

Ok who's still at work? Or is everyone home for the night? The thread kinda died...


Well, we did keep it going significantly pass its sell-by date.
 
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