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2012-11-12 01:57:18 PM

SkunkWerks: kiwimoogle84: It rearranges to allow for the baby to pass through

Bones don't rearrange though. Particularly the pelvis, which you'd pretty much have to break to rearrange.

Muscles do rearrange though. They're pliable. Moreover, those muscles- believe it or not- are voluntary. We're taught to keep 'em tight- boys and girls. Hard to unlearn habits. Takes practice. A lot of practice

Not suggesting that you try this, mind you. Not even suggesting it would be your cup of tea. I am however suggesting your understanding of anatomy there needs a bit of work. It's not your bones that are the issue in this case.

/thehandthatrockswifey'scervix


Ok, I was making a generalized statement. I'm fluent in anatomy. By REARRANGE I mostly meant yeah, pelvic bones have to be forced to expand by way of the muscles and ligaments.

I just say bones because I know from trying things out on myself, that my pelvis and pubic bones just don't want to allow for a hand. I can feel them and they ain't widening.
 
2012-11-12 01:57:18 PM

kiwimoogle84: I'm very tight due to years of catching softball and kegels


There's a joke in there about softballs, but I'm ashamed to make it.

Time for another lunch break.
 
2012-11-12 01:57:45 PM

SkunkWerks: kiwimoogle84: It rearranges to allow for the baby to pass through

Bones don't rearrange though. Particularly the pelvis, which you'd pretty much have to break to rearrange.


Well, to be all sciency about it, they kind of do. The ligaments in the pubic and sacroiliac sympheses relax and allow the canal to be widened.

/lesson over
//back to finding tiny hats
 
2012-11-12 01:58:01 PM

poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Money
2) Money
3) Money
4) Money

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.


Fixed for both of you
 
2012-11-12 01:59:51 PM

kiwimoogle84: my pelvis and pubic bones just don't want to allow for a hand.


Everyone's built a bit different.

Honestly my best sex organ weighs about three pounds and is decidedly north of my belt.
 
2012-11-12 02:00:20 PM
Totally bookmarking this thread mainly for the Farkettes.
 
2012-11-12 02:00:49 PM

kiwimoogle84: I'll take the fingers then. They work for me. Sweet sweet nimble fingers.


I've been trying to teach myself guitar, but I don't have calluses yet. Does that work?

kiwimoogle84: And what are these deals we're cutting, Calm and Amy? I want in!


Also, yes, let's all make deals.
 
2012-11-12 02:00:58 PM

SkunkWerks: kiwimoogle84: my pelvis and pubic bones just don't want to allow for a hand.

Everyone's built a bit different.

Honestly my best sex organ weighs about three pounds and is decidedly north of my belt.


Giant nipples?
 
2012-11-12 02:01:31 PM

poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal


BIE?
 
2012-11-12 02:03:59 PM

kiwimoogle84: Wangs wearing hats. I wonder if there's a tumblr for that.


www.carlspackler.com

"No offense!"
 
2012-11-12 02:05:17 PM

SkunkWerks: kiwimoogle84: my pelvis and pubic bones just don't want to allow for a hand.

Everyone's built a bit different.

Honestly my best sex organ weighs about three pounds and is decidedly north of my belt.


Prominent nose?
 
2012-11-12 02:06:54 PM

SarahDiddle: SkunkWerks: kiwimoogle84: my pelvis and pubic bones just don't want to allow for a hand.

Everyone's built a bit different.

Honestly my best sex organ weighs about three pounds and is decidedly north of my belt.

Prominent nose?


www.top10films.co.uk
 
2012-11-12 02:08:23 PM

SarahDiddle: Prominent nose?


popreflection.files.wordpress.com

Lord Byron's was 5 pounds.

Poets get all the nookie.
 
2012-11-12 02:08:26 PM
kiwimoogle84: I'm very tight due to years of catching softball and kegels,

How you doing?
 
2012-11-12 02:09:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: I'm very tight due to years of catching softball and kegels,


Yes, please.
 
2012-11-12 02:10:36 PM

valar_morghulis: poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Money
2) Money
3) Money
4) Money

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.

Fixed for both of you


Don't be ridiculous. Neither Sarah nor I are shallow twunts. I don't care about money. Money doesn't buy a sense of humor, skills in bed, being kind and thoughtful, or mad Street Fighter skills. Why would I want a guy who only wants to throw a black AmEx at me and then dump me for having a brain? No thanks.
 
2012-11-12 02:11:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: Why would I want a guy who only wants to throw a black AmEx at me and then dump me for having a brain? No thanks.


Why would you want to sleep with a straw man anyway? Sounds itchy.
 
2012-11-12 02:14:58 PM

kiwimoogle84: valar_morghulis: poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Money
2) Money
3) Money
4) Money

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.

Fixed for both of you

Don't be ridiculous. Neither Sarah nor I are shallow twunts. I don't care about money. Money doesn't buy a sense of humor, skills in bed, being kind and thoughtful, or mad Street Fighter skills. Why would I want a guy who only wants to throw a black AmEx at me and then dump me for having a brain? No thanks.


You ladies must live North of Florida.
 
2012-11-12 02:15:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: valar_morghulis: poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Money
2) Money
3) Money
4) Money

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.

Fixed for both of you

Don't be ridiculous. Neither Sarah nor I are shallow twunts. I don't care about money. Money doesn't buy a sense of humor, skills in bed, being kind and thoughtful, or mad Street Fighter skills. Why would I want a guy who only wants to throw a black AmEx at me and then dump me for having a brain? No thanks.


So uh... just to confirm... Street Fighter skills are somewhere on your list, right?
 
2012-11-12 02:15:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: sense of humor, skills in bed, being kind and thoughtful, or mad Street Fighter skills.


Check, check, check and check. I even have only a little money. BINGO!
 
2012-11-12 02:16:26 PM

argylez: poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal

BIE?


Arriving in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm feeling generous and AWish today
 
2012-11-12 02:17:21 PM

kiwimoogle84: mad Street Fighter skills


I excel at the Blow-Me Hand Slap. And to a lesser extent, Crotch-Copter Kung-Fu.
 
2012-11-12 02:17:30 PM

reillan: kiwimoogle84: valar_morghulis: poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Money
2) Money
3) Money
4) Money

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.

Fixed for both of you

Don't be ridiculous. Neither Sarah nor I are shallow twunts. I don't care about money. Money doesn't buy a sense of humor, skills in bed, being kind and thoughtful, or mad Street Fighter skills. Why would I want a guy who only wants to throw a black AmEx at me and then dump me for having a brain? No thanks.

So uh... just to confirm... Street Fighter skills are somewhere on your list, right?


I'll Dhalsim all your arses into the ground. Video game skills are necessary. Also, ability to make me snort various fluids out my nose laughing. Biggest turn on EVER.
 
2012-11-12 02:19:29 PM

poison_amy: I'm feeling generous and AWish today


You HAVE to know you're going to get swarmed on that. (yeah, I'm curious . . . )

Is this a return wave from the cockalanche?
 
2012-11-12 02:20:11 PM

kiwimoogle84: I'll Dhalsim all your arses into the ground. Video game skills are necessary. Also, ability to make me snort various fluids out my nose laughing. Biggest turn on EVER.


I have one of these:
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-12 02:21:12 PM

MoronLessOff: I have one of these:


It's way smaller than a fist!
 
2012-11-12 02:22:46 PM

poison_amy: Because of the sweet, sweet reciprocity.


poison_amy: I'm feeling generous and AWish today


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 02:22:47 PM

poison_amy: argylez: poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal

BIE?

Arriving in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm feeling generous and AWish today


EIP, kthx
 
2012-11-12 02:23:29 PM
What's the old Rodney Dangerfield joke: "Last night my wife told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt. So I farked her twice and hit her in the head with a hammer."
 
2012-11-12 02:26:43 PM
i thought vaginal orgasms wern't real

anyway, luckily i'm built like a redwood tree, long and wide, amirite
 
2012-11-12 02:26:47 PM

poison_amy: argylez: poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal

BIE?

Arriving in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm feeling generous and AWish today


Since you're feeling generous, my E is in my P as well.
 
2012-11-12 02:28:34 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: anyway, luckily i'm built like a redwood tree, long and wide, amirite


Don't forget hundreds of years old.
 
2012-11-12 02:29:17 PM

SarahDiddle: /if you get a top hat be sure to draw a monocle too


Just a heads up, you E is not in your P.


But to anyone who is interested, mine is.
 
2012-11-12 02:30:03 PM

poison_amy: Arriving in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm feeling generous and AWish today


I'm a lucky farker!
 
2012-11-12 02:30:32 PM
Just remember, ladies: it may look small at first, but it holds a lot of blood!
 
2012-11-12 02:30:42 PM

SkunkWerks: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: anyway, luckily i'm built like a redwood tree, long and wide, amirite

Don't forget hundreds of years old.


And filled with wildlife.
 
2012-11-12 02:30:50 PM

SkunkWerks: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: anyway, luckily i'm built like a redwood tree, long and wide, amirite

Don't forget hundreds of years old.


And has leaves at the top. That's gotta feel kinda weird for those on the receiving end.
 
2012-11-12 02:31:39 PM

kiwimoogle84: reillan: kiwimoogle84: valar_morghulis: poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Money
2) Money
3) Money
4) Money

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.

Fixed for both of you

Don't be ridiculous. Neither Sarah nor I are shallow twunts. I don't care about money. Money doesn't buy a sense of humor, skills in bed, being kind and thoughtful, or mad Street Fighter skills. Why would I want a guy who only wants to throw a black AmEx at me and then dump me for having a brain? No thanks.

So uh... just to confirm... Street Fighter skills are somewhere on your list, right?

I'll Dhalsim all your arses into the ground. Video game skills are necessary. Also, ability to make me snort various fluids out my nose laughing. Biggest turn on EVER.


Step off, playa. Guile all the way for this family man.
 
2012-11-12 02:32:22 PM

MoronLessOff: SkunkWerks: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: anyway, luckily i'm built like a redwood tree, long and wide, amirite

Don't forget hundreds of years old.

And filled with wildlife.


George Lucas called. Those are Ewoks.
 
2012-11-12 02:33:38 PM

calm like a bomb: poison_amy: argylez: poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal

BIE?

Arriving in two shakes of a lamb's tail. I'm feeling generous and AWish today

Since you're feeling generous, my E is in my P as well.


I don't work that hard. You have to go to the trouble of getting my email address and then you send me something... Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!
 
2012-11-12 02:33:56 PM

SkunkWerks: MoronLessOff: SkunkWerks: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: anyway, luckily i'm built like a redwood tree, long and wide, amirite

Don't forget hundreds of years old.

And filled with wildlife.

George Lucas called. Those are Ewoks.


I hereby declare that genital infestations shall from now on be referred to as "A case of the Ewoks".
 
2012-11-12 02:36:35 PM

poison_amy: Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!


And squishy, it one way or another.
 
2012-11-12 02:39:00 PM

MoronLessOff: poison_amy: Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!

And squishy, itn one way or another.


dammit
 
2012-11-12 02:41:05 PM

Martin Silenus: nmemkha: Why is their such obsession over penis size, but no one gives a hoot about vagina tightness?

I've encountered some bigger than my first apartment.

Which, incidentally, was also a vagina.


Technically, the vagina was only the foyer.
 
2012-11-12 02:44:14 PM

MoronLessOff: MoronLessOff: poison_amy: Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!

And squishy, itn one way or another.

dammit


I would like to think I do not cause men to become squishy.
 
2012-11-12 02:50:07 PM

poison_amy: I don't work that hard. You have to go to the trouble of getting my email address and then you send me something... Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!


Fair enough. Won't be able to for a few hours.
 
2012-11-12 02:50:23 PM

poison_amy: MoronLessOff: MoronLessOff: poison_amy: Then I hit "reply" and everyone gets happy!

And squishy, itn one way or another.

dammit

I would like to think I do not cause men to become squishy.


Maybe at the end? Made sense to me :)
 
2012-11-12 02:50:44 PM
Is this where we pretend we never see boobies and post bie?

Bie?
 
2012-11-12 02:54:04 PM

kiwimoogle84: Maybe at the end? Made sense to me :)


You get me.
 
2012-11-12 02:54:10 PM
I'll probably get in trouble for this but, it's too funny to pass up.

www.demotivationalposters.org
 
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