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2012-11-12 12:47:56 PM

kiwimoogle84: I bet I have some guy friends willing to dress up ol' faithful,


You know it.

kiwimoogle84: Ooh, a Mexican wrestler mask!


Mine would be named, Mucha-dor!
 
2012-11-12 12:50:04 PM

kiwimoogle84: argylez: Woot -for above average!

I've conducted a lot of market research here, and size is a component for sure. ALL women are different. I've been able to make even the most frigid of them multi-orgasmic. Some of it is size, some of it is the motion of the ocean, some of it is positions...but once you find their groove, it's easy to keep hitting it.

/CSB

How YOU doin'?


I liked his comment when Jeff Foxworthy did that joke in the 90's.
 
2012-11-12 12:50:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.

I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Pics or it...uh...yeah.

Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.

Simply a shotglass? Why not go classy with a top hat and monocle? Now *that* would be amusing.

Lets do this! I bet I have some guy friends willing to dress up ol' faithful, if we could stop laughing long enough to get decent pictures.

Ooh, a Mexican wrestler mask! "El Peño de Smash!"

/what have I done


You have done nothing wrong. Can we just buy a bunch of tiny hats? I have no crafting skills but I'm sure I have a few men willing to dress up and be photographed.
 
2012-11-12 12:50:53 PM

The Numbers: Martin Silenus: It's certainly not unheard-of. Girl I used to know was engaged to a man with a micropenis. An actual, honest-to-God micropenis.

So we're talking your ex-fiancee, then?

/I jest.


Considering her ex-fiance threw her around while she was pregnant, most definitely no.
 
2012-11-12 12:52:04 PM

SarahDiddle: You have done nothing wrong. Can we just buy a bunch of tiny hats? I have no crafting skills but I'm sure I have a few men willing to dress up and be photographed.


Take your pick and send it my way.
 
2012-11-12 12:53:50 PM
I'm tired of people perpetuating the myth of the vaginal orgasm. It's still clitoral, just stimulation of the nerve bundle from the (as opposed to external) caused the orgasm.
 
2012-11-12 12:53:58 PM

SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.

I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Pics or it...uh...yeah.

Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.

Simply a shotglass? Why not go classy with a top hat and monocle? Now *that* would be amusing.

Lets do this! I bet I have some guy friends willing to dress up ol' faithful, if we could stop laughing long enough to get decent pictures.

Ooh, a Mexican wrestler mask! "El Peño de Smash!"

/what have I done

You have done nothing wrong. Can we just buy a bunch of tiny hats? I have no crafting skills but I'm sure I have a few men willing to dress up and be photographed.


I used to have a blurb in my profile that I always accept WIE. I guess I'll have to put it back in, with the caveat that it has to be dressed up...

I was just thinking of shotglasses since Moronlessoff suggested it but you've opened this to WHOLE new realms.

Hmm. Maybe a cape and a little mustache drawn on?

OOO or a whale drawn on it, they've already got blowholes... *dying of laughter*
 
2012-11-12 12:55:17 PM

MoronLessOff: SarahDiddle: You have done nothing wrong. Can we just buy a bunch of tiny hats? I have no crafting skills but I'm sure I have a few men willing to dress up and be photographed.

Take your pick and send it my way.


I love you.
 
2012-11-12 12:55:24 PM

kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.

I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Pics or it...uh...yeah.

Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.

Simply a shotglass? Why not go classy with a top hat and monocle? Now *that* would be amusing.

Lets do this! I bet I have some guy friends willing to dress up ol' faithful, if we could stop laughing long enough to get decent pictures.

Ooh, a Mexican wrestler mask! "El Peño de Smash!"

/what have I done

You have done nothing wrong. Can we just buy a bunch of tiny hats? I have no crafting skills but I'm sure I have a few men willing to dress up and be photographed.

I used to have a blurb in my profile that I always accept WIE. I guess I'll have to put it back in, with the caveat that it has to be dressed up...

I was just thinking of shotglasses since Moronlessoff suggested it but you've opened this to WHOLE new realms.

Hmm. Maybe a cape and a little mustache drawn on?

OOO or a whale drawn on it, they've already got blowholes... *dying of laughter*


They could be cowboys with a hat and a little bandanna. Oh! we can start making them look old-timey with powdered wigs!
 
2012-11-12 12:57:23 PM

MoronLessOff: SarahDiddle: You have done nothing wrong. Can we just buy a bunch of tiny hats? I have no crafting skills but I'm sure I have a few men willing to dress up and be photographed.

Take your pick and send it my way.


Awesome. I am going on the hunt for the perfect tiny hat for the first picture for our wangs with hats tumblr. It needs a catchy name though.
 
2012-11-12 12:57:53 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: SarahDiddle: You have done nothing wrong. Can we just buy a bunch of tiny hats? I have no crafting skills but I'm sure I have a few men willing to dress up and be photographed.

Take your pick and send it my way.

I love you.


SarahDiddle: They could be cowboys with a hat and a little bandanna.


Well, it looks like I'm going to the hobby store this weekend. I hope you two can wait.
 
2012-11-12 12:58:46 PM

SarahDiddle: Awesome. I am going on the hunt for the perfect tiny hat for the first picture for our wangs with hats tumblr. It needs a catchy name though.


Jimmy caps!
 
2012-11-12 12:59:11 PM

SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.

I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Pics or it...uh...yeah.

Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.

Simply a shotglass? Why not go classy with a top hat and monocle? Now *that* would be amusing.

Lets do this! I bet I have some guy friends willing to dress up ol' faithful, if we could stop laughing long enough to get decent pictures.

Ooh, a Mexican wrestler mask! "El Peño de Smash!"

/what have I done

You have done nothing wrong. Can we just buy a bunch of tiny hats? I have no crafting skills but I'm sure I have a few men willing to dress up and be photographed.

I used to have a blurb in my profile that I always accept WIE. I guess I'll have to put it back in, with the caveat that it has to be dressed up...

I was just thinking of shotglasses since Moronlessoff suggested it but you've opened this to WHOLE new realms.

Hmm. Maybe a cape and a little mustache drawn on?

OOO or a whale drawn on it, they've already got blowholes... *dying of laughter*

They could be cowboys with a hat and a little bandanna. Oh! we can start making them look old-timey with powdered wigs!


Every man alive hates us right now. Think we could find a three corner hat?

CELEBRATE ALL THE PENISES, BIG OR SMALL!!

If you weren't TF, I would have gifted you with it.
 
2012-11-12 01:00:36 PM
The size of your dick means little if you get her off first with your tongue.
 
2012-11-12 01:04:14 PM

kiwimoogle84: Think we could find a three corner hat?


Here you go.
 
2012-11-12 01:06:55 PM

Smeggy Smurf: The size of your dick means little if you get her off first with your tongue.


My point exactly. Besides, big or small, it's rare that I finish during the act itself unless I help out. Just the way I'm wired.
 
2012-11-12 01:07:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: argylez: Woot -for above average!

I've conducted a lot of market research here, and size is a component for sure. ALL women are different. I've been able to make even the most frigid of them multi-orgasmic. Some of it is size, some of it is the motion of the ocean, some of it is positions...but once you find their groove, it's easy to keep hitting it.

/CSB

How YOU doin'?



Would you like to conduct some research?
 
2012-11-12 01:08:40 PM

kiwimoogle84: My point exactly. Besides, big or small, it's rare that I finish during the act itself unless I help out. Just the way I'm wired.


I have no problem with this.
 
2012-11-12 01:10:29 PM

SkunkWerks: StaleCoffee: While I'm sure size does matter I don't know how a survey counts as standalone research.

"Do you like big dick? A) Yes B) No C) It's a good size"

Besides, most of these surveys conclude that- when it comes to sheer amount of time occupied with thinking about big dick- men have women beat in every way.

Just sayin'.


Makes the whole Screamers movie adaptation porn ready, thinking about it.
 
2012-11-12 01:15:50 PM

kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84:

Every man alive hates us right now. Think we could find a three corner hat?

CELEBRATE ALL THE PENISES, BIG OR SMALL!!

If you weren't TF, I would have gifted you with it.


Do you think we could expand into body paint? Like painting them to look like a pickle or pencils or something? Or we can make little penis-chaps and leather pants and have a whole line of penis clothes.

My god, it could be a coffee table book!
 
2012-11-12 01:16:03 PM
Kiwi, Sarah, one more for you.
 
2012-11-12 01:18:01 PM

MoronLessOff: SarahDiddle: Awesome. I am going on the hunt for the perfect tiny hat for the first picture for our wangs with hats tumblr. It needs a catchy name though.

Jimmy caps!


Oh lord. I don't think I can think of a better name than that.

/if you get a top hat be sure to draw a monocle too
 
2012-11-12 01:18:38 PM
After reviewing the WIE received during last week's cockalanche, I feel I am qualified to make the call that many Farkers are actually quite generously endowed. Or maybe the unfortunate ones just don't WIE. That's sad. I like them all...
 
2012-11-12 01:19:56 PM

poison_amy: After reviewing the WIE received during last week's cockalanche, I feel I am qualified to make the call that many Farkers are actually quite generously endowed. Or maybe the unfortunate ones just don't WIE. That's sad. I like them all...


Cockalanche is a good word yet a scary mental image.
 
2012-11-12 01:20:42 PM
Women are extremely 'flexible' down there...my last GF (real not imaginary) was able to be fisted.
 
2012-11-12 01:22:16 PM

poison_amy: After reviewing the WIE received during last week's cockalanche, I feel I am qualified to make the call that many Farkers are actually quite generously endowed. Or maybe the unfortunate ones just don't WIE. That's sad. I like them all...


I can't see why someone would want to showcase a (perceivably) small penis, unless some delusion was involved.

/penis
 
2012-11-12 01:22:43 PM

SarahDiddle: poison_amy: After reviewing the WIE received during last week's cockalanche, I feel I am qualified to make the call that many Farkers are actually quite generously endowed. Or maybe the unfortunate ones just don't WIE. That's sad. I like them all...

Cockalanche is a good word yet a scary mental image.


Do not say it three times. You have been warned.
 
2012-11-12 01:24:10 PM

SarahDiddle: Cockalanche is a good word yet a scary mental image.


Cocknado.

Penisonsoon.

Tallywhackercaine.

Dickquake.


You're welcome.
 
2012-11-12 01:27:18 PM
...is this what TF is like all the time?

/simultaneously frightened and intrigued.
 
2012-11-12 01:28:36 PM

SarahDiddle: Cockalanche is a good word yet a scary mental image.


It only takes 3 little letters to get it started.

SarahDiddle: /if you get a top hat be sure to draw a monocle too


Sure, but you'll have to be patient.
 
2012-11-12 01:29:02 PM

nmemkha: Martin Silenus: nmemkha: Why is their such obsession over penis size, but no one gives a hoot about vagina tightness?

I've encountered some bigger than my first apartment.

Which, incidentally, was also a vagina.

Yeah I had such an awesome man cave ... even had a pool table! You had to hold the sticks are weird angles, but it worked.


do you know that trick about keeping creases out of your pants too?
i2.ytimg.com
 
2012-11-12 01:29:29 PM

poison_amy: After reviewing the WIE received during last week's cockalanche, I feel I am qualified to make the call that many Farkers are actually quite generously endowed. Or maybe the unfortunate ones just don't WIE. That's sad. I like them all...


You got a cockalanche? I WANT ONE!

And TF is fun :) we really could branch out here. I am a skilled painter, I could make a felt sunflower top and paint vines up the front of it. Dye the pubes green for grass. WE'RE CREATIVE!

/bored at the moment
 
2012-11-12 01:31:06 PM

Bondith: 'This might be due at least in part to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina, and the cervix.

Um, what?

Know how I know that Stuart Brody is both a dude and not a real scientist?

Besides, Sue Johanson assures me that the pleasure nerves are at the entrance, not way in the back.

/hit a girl's cervix once
//neither of us enjoyed it
///not overly endowed, she was tiny and unexcited


There are certain positions where this becomes a practical problem, even when missionary gives enough buffer to avoid it. I think I've only hit once via missionary, but that was, er, one of the most enthusiastic and exhausting nights ever, so not a good sample. Probably at least a dozen times when we lined up in other ways.

Joce678: No. What they missed is that women come in different, um, "capacities".

It's the last great taboo of human sexuality: Some women need 12 inches length and the thickness of a coke can to even reach both sides at the same time.

So remember... whenever a woman says, "I prefer big ones", she's really saying she has a huge, cavernous, baby bucket down there. Remember to strap a plank across your ass if you decide you want to go for it.


This is the greatest post on Fark this morning.

/Strap the latex glove on too.
 
2012-11-12 01:31:15 PM

ferretman: Women are extremely 'flexible' down there...my last GF (real not imaginary) was able to be fisted.


Yeah um, I'm flexible and can take a pounding, but my bones don't work that way. That would hurt me. And you might get donkey punched in the process.

If you break your toy, you can't play with it anymore.
 
2012-11-12 01:33:14 PM

ferretman: Women are extremely 'flexible' down there...my last GF (real not imaginary) was able to be fisted.


I think my vagina screamed in horror.
 
2012-11-12 01:36:52 PM

kiwimoogle84: ferretman: Women are extremely 'flexible' down there...my last GF (real not imaginary) was able to be fisted.

Yeah um, I'm flexible and can take a pounding, but my bones don't work that way. That would hurt me. And you might get donkey punched in the process.

If you break your toy, you can't play with it anymore.


I don't know why, but these made me spit my coffee out.
 
2012-11-12 01:38:57 PM

valar_morghulis: kiwimoogle84: ferretman: Women are extremely 'flexible' down there...my last GF (real not imaginary) was able to be fisted.

Yeah um, I'm flexible and can take a pounding, but my bones don't work that way. That would hurt me. And you might get donkey punched in the process.

If you break your toy, you can't play with it anymore.

I don't know why, but these made me spit my coffee out.


I'll be here all week *bows* that was said to me once after calling me his delicious sex toy, and he treats me well because if you break your toy etc etc. I liked the logic.
 
2012-11-12 01:40:34 PM

kiwimoogle84: but my bones don't work that way


Assuming I'm understanding who's pitching and who's catching here, I'm curious to know how your bones can make enough room for a baby, but not a fist.

i.qkme.me

I once knew a machinist who swore up and down he could make an already-too-big hole smaller by running a smaller drill through it. I'm betting it has something to do with that.

kiwimoogle84: And you might get donkey punched in the process.


Also curious how you donkey-punch someone backwards.
 
2012-11-12 01:40:59 PM

SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Tongue skillz
2) Girth
3) Length
4) Fingers


Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.
 
2012-11-12 01:45:48 PM

valar_morghulis: poison_amy: After reviewing the WIE received during last week's cockalanche, I feel I am qualified to make the call that many Farkers are actually quite generously endowed. Or maybe the unfortunate ones just don't WIE. That's sad. I like them all...

I can't see why someone would want to showcase a (perceivably) small penis, unless some delusion was involved.

/penis


Because of the sweet, sweet reciprocity.
 
2012-11-12 01:46:04 PM
Women have orgasms? I had no idea.

/my schwanz would look awesome in a hat
//Indiana Jones fedora, please
 
2012-11-12 01:46:11 PM

kiwimoogle84: ferretman: Women are extremely 'flexible' down there...my last GF (real not imaginary) was able to be fisted.

Yeah um, I'm flexible and can take a pounding, but my bones don't work that way. That would hurt me. And you might get donkey punched in the process.

If you break your toy, you can't play with it anymore.


Early on, I once went from one finger up to all five immediately; within 20 seconds she'd called it off and started chewing me out for ruining it, especially since her ex had a bad habit of trying that all the time. After that, I learned to use one and the tongue better instead of the J-J-J-JAM IT IN! route. (Though more are requested on big night performances.)
 
2012-11-12 01:47:22 PM

valar_morghulis: I can't see why someone would want to showcase a (perceivably) small penis, unless some delusion was involved.

/penis


Such a double standard here- I'm down with tiny boobies. Why can't I get some reciprocity for my 4'' wonder?
 
2012-11-12 01:48:15 PM

SkunkWerks: kiwimoogle84: but my bones don't work that way

Assuming I'm understanding who's pitching and who's catching here, I'm curious to know how your bones can make enough room for a baby, but not a fist.



I once knew a machinist who swore up and down he could make an already-too-big hole smaller by running a smaller drill through it. I'm betting it has something to do with that.

kiwimoogle84: And you might get donkey punched in the process.

Also curious how you donkey-punch someone backwards.


Because having a baby effing hurts like hell, as would a fist. It rearranges to allow for the baby to pass through, but it's not pleasant. I've never had kids, and don't plan to. I'm very tight due to years of catching softball and kegels, and I don't want a hand all up in that, ya?

Regular punching would likely be what I meant, but donkey punch sounded funnier.
 
2012-11-12 01:51:36 PM

calm like a bomb: valar_morghulis: I can't see why someone would want to showcase a (perceivably) small penis, unless some delusion was involved.

/penis

Such a double standard here- I'm down with tiny boobies. Why can't I get some reciprocity for my 4'' wonder?


I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal
 
2012-11-12 01:52:20 PM

poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Tongue skillz
2) Girth
3) Length
4) Fingers

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.


I'm just not a big fan of fingers, they've never done it for me even during oral. It's too distracting in a bad way.
 
2012-11-12 01:53:13 PM

poison_amy: I don't have tiny boobies. But we can probably cut a deal


You jib, I likes the cut of it. Shows off teh cleavage nicely.
 
2012-11-12 01:54:25 PM

kiwimoogle84: It rearranges to allow for the baby to pass through


Bones don't rearrange though. Particularly the pelvis, which you'd pretty much have to break to rearrange.

Muscles do rearrange though. They're pliable. Moreover, those muscles- believe it or not- are voluntary. We're taught to keep 'em tight- boys and girls. Hard to unlearn habits. Takes practice. A lot of practice

Not suggesting that you try this, mind you. Not even suggesting it would be your cup of tea. I am however suggesting your understanding of anatomy there needs a bit of work. It's not your bones that are the issue in this case.

/thehandthatrockswifey'scervix
 
2012-11-12 01:54:34 PM

SarahDiddle: poot_rootbeer: SarahDiddle: Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Tongue skillz
2) Girth
3) Length
4) Fingers

Should move #4 up, since fingers can be used as supplemental girth.

I'm just not a big fan of fingers, they've never done it for me even during oral. It's too distracting in a bad way.


I'll take the fingers then. They work for me. Sweet sweet nimble fingers.

And what are these deals we're cutting, Calm and Amy? I want in!
 
2012-11-12 01:57:08 PM

calm like a bomb: valar_morghulis: I can't see why someone would want to showcase a (perceivably) small penis, unless some delusion was involved.

/penis

Such a double standard here- I'm down with tiny boobies. Why can't I get some reciprocity for my 4'' wonder?


I enjoy a nice A / B cup as well. But yes, dudes with small penises can't get a break. It's a hard world for them. A hard, hard world.

Hard.
 
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