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(Daily Mail)   Bad news: Researchers confirm size does matter. Good news: But only to some women and some types of orgasms: Best news: Your hand couldn't care less   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 517
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2012-11-12 11:59:13 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.


American are constantly asked "was it good for you" so they've learned to lie just to shut the men up?

Exactly how do you measure sexual satisfaction (or anything else) without a standardized yardstick.
 
2012-11-12 12:00:55 PM  
Came here to see sad internet beta-males posting about how hugungous their wangs are for no real reason.

/did not leave disappointed.
 
2012-11-12 12:01:06 PM  
is that including the balls?
 
2012-11-12 12:01:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: And moronlessoff, you stir your shots? :P


Nope. I mix the drink, offer it to a lady followed by a shot chaser, then put on the shot glass like a little hat for little Moron.
 
2012-11-12 12:01:40 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Martin Silenus: kiwimoogle84: Martin Silenus: kiwimoogle84: It's not the size, it's how you use it. Besides, a talented mouth and hand goes a long way.

Girth is a variable that makes or breaks this statement.

Untrue. I've had very sexually satisfying relationships with men who severely lacked in the penile department but could have been a violinist in another life.

And moronlessoff, you stir your shots? :P

/I keed I keed

It's certainly not unheard-of. Girl I used to know was engaged to a man with a micropenis. An actual, honest-to-God micropenis.

But sample 100 women and I'm pretty sure a majority won't be satisfied with men who have tiny penises.

Under average is different than TINY.


Tiny, below-average, fun-sized, whatever. If it doesn't bruise the cervix or bang up the sides, it's likely going to get lumped into one category by those on the receiving end.
 
2012-11-12 12:03:21 PM  
'This might be due at least in part to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina, and the cervix.

Um, what?

Know how I know that Stuart Brody is both a dude and not a real scientist?

Besides, Sue Johanson assures me that the pleasure nerves are at the entrance, not way in the back.

/hit a girl's cervix once
//neither of us enjoyed it
///not overly endowed, she was tiny and unexcited
 
2012-11-12 12:03:42 PM  
assets.sbnation.com
 
2012-11-12 12:04:50 PM  
I've found being rich makes up for size. Also, having the drugs. Also, fame. Men in positions of power are swamped with partners because of the proximity to power.

That's what makes for a big dickens.

Only average guys have average plumbing. Money fame and power are the real size differentials.
 
2012-11-12 12:05:22 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Link


The average American penis is actually 14" long.

Just most of it is hidden in the fat pad.
 
2012-11-12 12:06:24 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I prefer my cervix unskewered.


I've heard a few women say "too long"...

It seems overly-endowed men have it just as bad as the micropenises.

Besides, evolution gives you all the information you need to show this survey is junk. Evolution would have had all penises swinging around men's knees if that's what women really preferred.
 
2012-11-12 12:06:52 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: I've found being rich makes up for size. Also, having the drugs. Also, fame. Men in positions of power are swamped with partners because of the proximity to power.

That's what makes for a big dickens.

Only average guys have average plumbing. Money fame and power are the real size differentials.


First you get the money. Then you get the power...
 
2012-11-12 12:07:33 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I have a pretty small penis, but lately the warts have really helped add some extra girth and "texture".


Infected for your pleasure.
 
2012-11-12 12:09:41 PM  

Joce678: kiwimoogle84: I prefer my cervix unskewered.

I've heard a few women say "too long"...

It seems overly-endowed men have it just as bad as the micropenises.

Besides, evolution gives you all the information you need to show this survey is junk. Evolution would have had all penises swinging around men's knees if that's what women really preferred.


Baseketball comes to mind...


And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.
 
2012-11-12 12:09:57 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

What a woman having an orgasm might look like, although we're not 100% sure...
 
2012-11-12 12:12:10 PM  
Woot -for above average!

I've conducted a lot of market research here, and size is a component for sure. ALL women are different. I've been able to make even the most frigid of them multi-orgasmic. Some of it is size, some of it is the motion of the ocean, some of it is positions...but once you find their groove, it's easy to keep hitting it.

/CSB
 
2012-11-12 12:12:26 PM  
#1)

Her: Damn, you've got a small penis.

Him: Damn you've got a huge snatch... Damn, you've got a huge snatch...

Her: You didn't have to say it twice.

Him: I didn't.

#2)

Her: Damn, you've got a small organ.

Him: Well, nobody warned me I'd be playing a cathedral...

#3)

Her: You've got a small dick.

Him: Then it won't bother you if I roll you over and play in the mud?
 
2012-11-12 12:12:28 PM  
Try having an above sized member but lacking somewhere to stick it. Doesn't really count worth a damn then.

I've always considered that it might be easier if men could do the same as women with large boobies do. I mean, well endowed girls just put them on show to draw in men. Perhaps us men who are well endowed could find a way to show off our size to draw in the ladies. Cause I'll be damned if I can figure another way to draw them in.

/Not sure if dick cleavage is possible
//Also kinda sounds horrible
 
2012-11-12 12:12:55 PM  

argylez: Woot -for above average!

I've conducted a lot of market research here, and size is a component for sure. ALL women are different. I've been able to make even the most frigid of them multi-orgasmic. Some of it is size, some of it is the motion of the ocean, some of it is positions...but once you find their groove, it's easy to keep hitting it.

/CSB


How YOU doin'?
 
2012-11-12 12:13:32 PM  

Martin Silenus: kiwimoogle84: It's not the size, it's how you use it. Besides, a talented mouth and hand goes a long way.

Girth is a variable that makes or breaks this statement.


I'm hung like a can of Dinty Moore Beef stew.
 
2012-11-12 12:13:53 PM  
Some women, get this, stick giant things in their vaginas and ruin themselves for normal sized penises. I mean really, ladies, a baby can fit in there.
 
2012-11-12 12:16:05 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Martin Silenus: kiwimoogle84: It's not the size, it's how you use it. Besides, a talented mouth and hand goes a long way.

Girth is a variable that makes or breaks this statement.

I'm hung like a can of Dinty Moore Beef stew.


Is that big or no?
 
2012-11-12 12:17:59 PM  

Fark Reddit or bust: Can we stop farking around with this shiat research and find out where all the women I sleep with are hiding their clitori (clitorises? clitoriseses?) ?


"Clitorides", and seriously, it's not difficult to locate a clit.

Figuring out what she likes you to do with it once you've found it will take some trial and error.
Glorious trial and error.
 
2012-11-12 12:18:51 PM  

kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.


I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.
 
2012-11-12 12:20:16 PM  
So in a nut shell women who like big dick, like big dick. Also not all women like big dick. OK, thanks daily mail.

/hold it so it don't touch the nasty water.
 
2012-11-12 12:20:19 PM  
Interested in photography? Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, say no more...
Ladies, you know what to do.

www.therealestatebloggers.com
 
2012-11-12 12:21:12 PM  
Size certainly does matter to those women with a Lincoln tunnelesque vajajas, who fake their orgasms anyway.
 
2012-11-12 12:22:56 PM  
Bad "study" is bad. Instead of a survey, why not do a real scientific study with the women hooked up to machines to monitor their brains while experiencing sex with unknown (to them) penis sizes? I will make a bet that unless it's a micro-penis that they wouldn't be able to tell if they don't know.
 
2012-11-12 12:25:26 PM  
So, did they mention that the average length of a vagina is between 3 and 4 inches... and it only expands, swells and curves the cervix out of the way when the woman is sexually arroused? So.. problem solved, small boys.... just make sure to keep her underwhelmed, and the small size won't matter...
 
2012-11-12 12:26:13 PM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Bad "study" is bad. Instead of a survey, why not do a real scientific study with the women hooked up to machines to monitor their brains while experiencing sex with unknown (to them) penis sizes? I will make a bet that unless it's a micro-penis that they wouldn't be able to tell if they don't know.


I, out of the strong desire to help mankind understand the functions of female anatomy, will humbly offer my services for this study. And I will donate my services. No compensation is necessary as this is obviously a matter of vital importance.
 
2012-11-12 12:27:38 PM  
Yup, that's why it's here. That's not research, that's a poorly thought out pubic opinion poll.

If you want to study it, eliminate psychological effects: randomly sized picture of said junk vs actual inserted toy. Weather it physically matters vs. just in your head is important to studies. That's why we give people placebos when we test drugs.

zelachang: A better study would be to give women randomly sized dildos, tell em to get off in a room and measure how long it takes/how many orgasms but shiat I guess that costs money which no one in the psych department has.


Some of this as well.
 
2012-11-12 12:27:49 PM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Bad "study" is bad. Instead of a survey, why not do a real scientific study with the women hooked up to machines to monitor their brains while experiencing sex with unknown (to them) penis sizes? I will make a bet that unless it's a micro-penis that they wouldn't be able to tell if they don't know.


Well, you CAN feel how big one is, how it fills you (or doesn't). Technique matters a lot here. Rhythmic in-out-in-out wont quite do it. Tease a bit, change angles, use your hands during, etc.

So while that's an interesting idea, I personally will have a better sexual experience with someone who cares about what he's doing, and about ME, hence why I don't do one night stands. Some women can have sex with just anyone and enjoy it. I can't.
 
2012-11-12 12:31:40 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Tease a bit, change angles, use your hands during,


Well, it's just about time for my lunch break. I've got something to take care of.
 
2012-11-12 12:32:11 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.

I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.


Pics or it...uh...yeah.

Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.
 
2012-11-12 12:36:29 PM  
FTA: If you are a man who has been cursed with a less than generous handout in the pants department ...

The pants department of my local department store doesn't provide free handouts.

So there.
 
2012-11-12 12:38:38 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.


Is it ok if it's a double shot?
 
2012-11-12 12:39:10 PM  

StaleCoffee: While I'm sure size does matter I don't know how a survey counts as standalone research.

"Do you like big dick? A) Yes B) No C) It's a good size"


Besides, most of these surveys conclude that- when it comes to sheer amount of time occupied with thinking about big dick- men have women beat in every way.

Just sayin'.
 
2012-11-12 12:39:17 PM  
Order of importance (for me anyways)

1) Tongue skillz
2) Girth
3) Length
4) Fingers

Plus there's always awesome combinations as well. And anyways the absolute most important things are enthusiasm and willingness to learn. I've been with guys at both ends of the spectrum and the guy who was the smallest was absolutely not willing to learn my body or have fun or do anything besides missionary sex, oral (for him only)...and that was about it (dumped less than 3 months later on his birthday because he was a jerk). On the other side, the guys who were larger absolutely made an effort to get to know my body before any sort of sexing took place so when sex finally happened it was absolutely mindblowing.

/with average guys I found it could go either way, either they didn't care or they enjoyed learning and having fun
//had a slut phase in high school (hooray untreated mental illness!)
///definitely have standards now
////also now know how my body works and to vocalize demands in a sexy manner
 
2012-11-12 12:40:19 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Is it ok if it's a double shot?


Even a highball glass would do. Provided you could fill it, I guess.

Wangs wearing hats. I wonder if there's a tumblr for that.
 
2012-11-12 12:41:00 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.

I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Pics or it...uh...yeah.

Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.


Simply a shotglass? Why not go classy with a top hat and monocle? Now *that* would be amusing.
 
2012-11-12 12:41:01 PM  
Let's face it, some women you can flip a coin in that thing.
 
2012-11-12 12:41:27 PM  

SarahDiddle: oral (for him only)


Boo!

That's one of my favorite things in the history of things. I can't imagine anyone not wanting to reciprocate.
 
2012-11-12 12:42:21 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Is it ok if it's a double shot?

Even a highball glass would do. Provided you could fill it, I guess.

Wangs wearing hats. I wonder if there's a tumblr for that.


A sombrero and poncho would also be pretty neat. Or dressing up like a sailor...

I need to find wangs and some how be crafty enough to make tiny hats.
 
2012-11-12 12:42:26 PM  

kiwimoogle84:

Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.


Ohh, I have just the right one.
 
2012-11-12 12:43:15 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Is it ok if it's a double shot?

Even a highball glass would do. Provided you could fill it, I guess.

Wangs wearing hats. I wonder if there's a tumblr for that.


How about a tumbler for a hat?

But if there's no tumblr, I'm sure you could start one with what you've initiated.
 
2012-11-12 12:43:28 PM  

MoronLessOff: SarahDiddle: oral (for him only)

Boo!

That's one of my favorite things in the history of things. I can't imagine anyone not wanting to reciprocate.


That's why it lasted less than 3 months. Even being young and relatively inexperienced I realized it was bullshiat.
 
2012-11-12 12:43:52 PM  
Chicks nowadays rarely know many show-tunes.
 
2012-11-12 12:44:21 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Wangs wearing hats. I wonder if there's a tumblr for that.


As you wish.

opionator.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-12 12:45:15 PM  

SarahDiddle: I need to find wangs and some how be crafty enough to make tiny hats.


What if I send you measurements. I'd like a little Elmer Fudd hunting cap with the ears that fold down.

Also, do I need to draw a face on it?
 
2012-11-12 12:46:13 PM  

Martin Silenus: It's certainly not unheard-of. Girl I used to know was engaged to a man with a micropenis. An actual, honest-to-God micropenis.


So we're talking your ex-fiancee, then?

/I jest.
 
2012-11-12 12:46:23 PM  

SarahDiddle: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.

I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.

Pics or it...uh...yeah.

Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.

Simply a shotglass? Why not go classy with a top hat and monocle? Now *that* would be amusing.


Lets do this! I bet I have some guy friends willing to dress up ol' faithful, if we could stop laughing long enough to get decent pictures.

Ooh, a Mexican wrestler mask! "El Peño de Smash!"

/what have I done
 
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