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(Daily Mail)   High-powered banker files for divorce after her husband refused to recreate scenes from Fifty Shades of Grey   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 27
    More: Fail, Ann Summers, English law, Ex-wife  
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18144 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Nov 2012 at 12:01 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-12 03:56:43 PM  
4 votes:
He should counter-sue because she wouldn't recreate what he read in a stack of cookbooks.
2012-11-12 04:25:59 PM  
3 votes:

spunkymunky: cheesy bondage pics


barbaraannwright.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-12 01:48:34 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
She even went through the effort to color code it.
2012-11-12 12:49:15 PM  
3 votes:
Late, but relevant:

i48.tinypic.com
2012-11-12 12:19:17 PM  
3 votes:
fozziewazzi:

Can't judge this man without pics of the missus.

Maybe she's as ugly as the biatch who wrote the book.

Ugly fat chicks with no self respect will let you do all kinds of mean shiat to them just to get any attention at all. They'll even encourage it if you don't make them pay every time you order pizza. You learn this before you're 18 if you ever peek out from under Mom's skirt. I'd rather read Wikipedia than put up with such women, and I'll bet so would her husband. 

Ugly fat chicks should go ahead and become Lesbian Feminists in high school while they still have a chance of success at that. By the time you're 40 not even other ugly fat Lesbian Feminists will want you.
2012-11-12 12:07:54 PM  
3 votes:
Say what you want, but those books turned my wife from "Let's leave the lights off" into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur superfreak. I mean holy shiat.
2012-11-12 08:39:50 PM  
2 votes:

spunkymunky: WTF, fark? You used to be cool. In the old days this thread would have been full of cheesy bondage pics posted by a certain few awesome people and the dolts who are arguing that BDSM is totally normal would have been arguing over how the pics aren't real and don't properly depict the BDSM lifestyle and the dolts who are arguing that those who engage in BDSM have issues would be arguing the same thing while throwing in random comments about how any male who likes the photos of women all tied up is just an abuser waiting for a chance.


Oh alright...

cdnimg.visualizeus.com
2012-11-12 02:18:41 PM  
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: KatjaMouse: Does everyone in this room like getting oral sex?

Probably.


t0.gstatic.com

Yay!
2012-11-12 12:42:59 PM  
2 votes:

WeenerGord: KatjaMouse: WeenerGord: Can't wait to hear in the news about the abusive farks she replaces him with. Maybe she'll end up blackmailed and/or murdered for her money.

Right... because all guys into bondage and flogging are abusive asses. All of them. No exception.

Do tell us all about the lovely, kind, goodhearted, sensitive men who tie you up and whip your ass bloody, and how much that satisfies and fulfills you, in a good way.


I think I see the problem with your view of the world...
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-12 12:25:28 PM  
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: MDGeist: Wow, never knew the 50 Shades author was so nasty looking.

It's not far off from what I expected. It was a Twilight fan-fic starting out, for one. And while there are a couple of intriguing ideas in there I'd like to take to the bedroom this book betrays the author as being someone who has no clue as to how most BDSM relationships work and is an exercise in her own fantasies. The normal/healthy ones at least.


how are You/you doing? ;-)
2012-11-12 08:25:52 PM  
1 votes:
"Hit me" moaned the masochist.
"No" replied the sadist.
2012-11-12 03:30:33 PM  
1 votes:
Homosexuality icks me out. Therefore gays are evil and have no self-esteem.

This thread helps me remember why social conservatives need to be wiped from the face of the earth, for the good of mankind.
2012-11-12 02:44:38 PM  
1 votes:

KatjaMouse: Oh god... this thread...

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They are pushing your buttons so well that I think you and the trolls ought to be using a safeword :P
2012-11-12 02:38:26 PM  
1 votes:
Oh god... this thread...

crayfisher.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-12 02:34:34 PM  
1 votes:

BAMFinator: Hell I can't even get my wife to do it with the lights on.


Some people just don't like the spotlight.
2012-11-12 02:28:49 PM  
1 votes:

Headso: The One True TheDavid: Headso:

If some chick likes to get spanked why does it have to mean something outside of just her liking to get spanked.

"Why does she like to get spanked?" is the question. The next one is "What can be done to raise her self-esteem?"

Ass-uming a chick has low self esteem because she has a different fetish than you is pretty egotistical.


I think everyone who so much as enjoys procreation and procreation-related activities are just sad people with low self-esteem trying to a fill a void in their soul.
2012-11-12 02:20:10 PM  
1 votes:
I would love to have read a story from a male perspective...

"Your honor, I tried to re-ignite my sex life with my wife, but when I asked her to join me in recreating a scene from "Straight to the Ass Vol. 4", she refused. I believe this is unreasonable behavior and grounds for a divorce".

How do you think that would have gone over?
2012-11-12 01:48:31 PM  
1 votes:
I think we can guess the husbands Fark handle.
2012-11-12 01:29:35 PM  
1 votes:

ragnaroknroll: boundaries and safe words are for sissies.


>evil laugh


www.fakes.net 

evil laugh indeed.
2012-11-12 01:21:21 PM  
1 votes:

Odd Bird: WeenerGord: Is that supposed to be an endorsement of how wonderful abusive relationships are? Oh no, it's a personal attack on anyone who suggests that abusive relationships are not what's best for anyone. Maybe it's you who are locked up, trapped in an abusive situtation, and peeking out through a keyhole at the world.

Is your keyhole picture a cry for help? You want me to unlock the door and let you out? OK. The key, and the lock, are in your own mind.  Now you have the power to free yourself.

Your view of the S&M world is narrow, by choice or circumstance. You may address this if you wish or continue about your life, ignorant on the subject, content with things as they are.



And just how does attacking me for not automatically knowing how wonderful SM is, tell me how wonderful SM is? Eh? Answer the farking question I posed the first time. Tell us about your wonderful Dominant Masters or Mistresses and how they make your life better by abusing you.

Answer the question! That's an order!
2012-11-12 12:32:40 PM  
1 votes:

BAMFinator: Hell I can't even get my wife to do it with the lights on.


Funny....she insists on having them on with me
2012-11-12 12:25:11 PM  
1 votes:
Serves us right for giving them the vote a letting them out of the kitchen. The world was better off when their reading was confined to cook books, Good Housekepping and Jane Austen.

Now women's expectation levels have been raised to unreasonable levels and this is a natural fallout.
2012-11-12 12:21:25 PM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: Ugly fat chicks with no self respect will let you do all kinds of mean shiat to them just to get any attention at all. They'll even encourage it if you don't make them pay every time you order pizza. You learn this before you're 18 if you ever peek out from under Mom's skirt. I'd rather read Wikipedia than put up with such women, and I'll bet so would her husband.


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2012-11-12 12:20:53 PM  
1 votes:

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: Say what you want, but those books turned my wife from "Let's leave the lights off" into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur superfreak. I mean holy shiat.


My wife has it on hold at the library, which itself is weird because she works there and her coworkers can see what she checks out and she's usually self-conscious about that. I'm somewhat intimidated by the prospects of the ideas that book will give her.
2012-11-12 12:19:26 PM  
1 votes:

fozziewazzi: Can't judge this man without pics of the missus.


She can call me. If she's a pooch, I won't open the kennel door.

www.fugly.com
2012-11-12 12:18:59 PM  
1 votes:
Another fake story from the Daily Mail. No names? Sounds legit.
2012-11-12 12:07:34 PM  
1 votes:
Hell I can't even get my wife to do it with the lights on.
 
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