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(Ynet)   For the second time in 24 hours, the Israeli military has responded to cross border shelling from Syria. This is not a repeat from 1974   (ynetnews.com) divider line 20
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2012-11-12 05:32:33 PM
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DPXFP2: In typical Israeli fashion, they send out multiple tanks for one mortar shell.



Yeah, and deliberately targeted these civilians we just found who had been living inside those Soviet guns!
2012-11-12 04:38:19 PM
2 votes:
Step 1: poke Israel with stick.
Step 2: duck when they respond.
Step 3: yell for help from other Arab countries.
Step 4: listen to the silence from afore mentioned countries.
Step 5: realize you only made things worse.
Step 6: run and hide.
2012-11-12 03:18:39 PM
2 votes:
This is where the shell landed.
www.photofromtheworld.com
2012-11-12 02:51:16 PM
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

Is Turkey kosher?.


Only if it's not covered with Greece...
2012-11-12 02:44:40 PM
2 votes:
List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.
2012-11-12 02:34:43 PM
2 votes:

mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.


Is Turkey kosher?.
2012-11-12 12:07:15 PM
2 votes:
maxblumenthal.com


BOMB IRAN SYRIA!!!
2012-11-12 06:22:52 PM
1 votes:

Seraphym: Bschott007: Dirtybird971:

[raging derp from Dirtybird971]

[sad story bro from Bschott007].

\Evangelical Christians Religious Fundamentalists. You can't reason or use logic with them.

FTFY from me.


"Religious extremists" is too general a term, and technically includes members of minority groups like Islamic fundamentalists. We'll let it slide this time, since you're probably just used to having to condemn all religions in order to safely condemn Jews and Christians, but any more violations and you'll get sensitivity camp.
2012-11-12 04:34:04 PM
1 votes:

Dirtybird971: Wolfmanjames

mbillips: Cue the "This could lead to WWIII!!11!!!" alarmists. If Israel gave a crap about the Syrian rebels, they and Turkey could team up and take Assad's military out in about three days. And Russia would piss and moan about it, but do nothing to stop them. But they don't, so they won't.

If artillery shells were not landing in the Golan it would be a no lose situation. Assad and the Brotherhood are throwing skulls at each other, and Iran and its proxies are making themselves very unpopular in the Arab world supposring the Chinless one.

I do think Assad it trying to provoke the IDF to play the 'fighting the Zionists' card as did Saddam during the first Gulf War with his Scuds.

Detinwolf: Dirtybird971: Israel is a bunch of thieves and bullies it seems to me. They decided they were going to take Golan Heights and were surprised when Syria got pissed? I mean if Canada decided to take Maine or Washington the "real 'mericans" of the USA would do the same shiat Syria's doing.

I'll be labeled anti-semitic but I think Israel causes more problems than most others over there. And supporting them for any reason is played out.

They took the Golan Heights after Syria attacked them in 1967.

After decades of the Syrians using it as a platform to lob shells down on Israeli civilians in the north.

what for?


The Israelis had the audacity to keep existing after Syria, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and others insisted that they should all die.
2012-11-12 03:36:24 PM
1 votes:
Dear Syria and Palestine,

Look, we know you hate Israel. However, throwing rocks at their soldiers (which can be deadly), shooting rockets across the board (which can be deadly) and shelling them from across the border (which can also be deadly) is generally not a good idea.
2012-11-12 03:17:16 PM
1 votes:
Did they throw a strongly worded rock???
2012-11-12 03:14:18 PM
1 votes:
Show of hands, who didn't see this coming?
2012-11-12 03:03:58 PM
1 votes:
My wallet? But if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!

/obscure, I know
2012-11-12 03:03:18 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: FTA: "The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf. "

Do you know WHO ELSE is accused of supporting Assad?


/Irony tag divides by zero


Thanking Israel, or being supported by them, or benefiting in any way from Israel's action, is the worst thing that could happen to any movement in the Middle East.

In American political terms, it would be like a Republican thanking Obama.
i1157.photobucket.com

Also, see JohnAnnArbor's "Two Rules of the Middle East", above.
2012-11-12 03:02:59 PM
1 votes:
Oh. It's a fark thread about Israel.

Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*.

Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding ♪*. Bring out your anti Semites. *ding*.
2012-11-12 03:02:22 PM
1 votes:
I thought the re-election of Obama meant world peace. What? You mean the world is still a dangerous place? Inconceivable!
2012-11-12 02:51:50 PM
1 votes:

BigNumber12: The IDF's Artillery Corps fired a missile towards a post in Syria after a 120mm mortar shell landed in the eastern Golan Heights on Sunday morning.

...

The missile fire drew a harsh response from the rebels in Syria, who accused Israel of interfering on the Assad regime's behalf.


What the fark??


Arab rule of thumb:
1. Israel is always wrong.
2. If something conflicts with this, see rule 1 and apply anyway.
2012-11-12 02:49:43 PM
1 votes:

one0nine: List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.



5. Throw rocks at a man who has a machine gun.
6. F*ck with the devil.
7. Have tag teams with blood relatives.
2012-11-12 02:47:20 PM
1 votes:

one0nine: List of things which are bad ideas:

1. Tugging on Superman's cape
2. Spitting into the wind
3. Pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4. Syria attacking Israel

Yeah, I know, it doesn't rhyme worth a damn, I think that last line needs work.


4. You don't mess around with Ben
2012-11-12 01:42:26 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps we'll see the emergence of an Alliance of Countries Who Are Sick of Syria's Shiat.
 
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