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(Wisconsin State Journal)   Dude, growing weed in a college bio lab is a really bad idea. Bonus: Stoned-out picture   (host.madison.com) divider line 73
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2012-11-12 01:02:23 PM
Bonus: Wash-your-damn-hair picture
 
2012-11-12 01:39:42 PM
He's innovating new ways of growing plants. Why doesn't the government get off his back and let him bring these skills to the private sector?
 
2012-11-12 01:53:07 PM
...and society was finally safe.

The end.
 
2012-11-12 01:57:12 PM
a college bio lab

www.joketribe.com

You put your weed in there!
 
2012-11-12 01:57:14 PM
www.fortheretarded.com
 
2012-11-12 02:00:36 PM
www.archives.gov

He looks like Sharp Nose, a Northern Arapaho chief
 
2012-11-12 02:01:02 PM
I know someone that knows someone that wants to grow and sell good quality ganja, but with the slogan "Don't buy blood pot".

This is in Mexico where we're I'm talking about, and it's a tiny little movement that has existed ever since the drug war started taking victims.
 
2012-11-12 02:01:43 PM
Schwartz also said he had more marijuana at his Harvey Street home that was for his personal use and shared with friends.

A friend indeed
 
2012-11-12 02:02:26 PM
If you smoke weed, just live in CA (or Washington state, apparently)
 
2012-11-12 02:03:06 PM

Pair-o-Dice: Schwartz also said he had more marijuana at his Harvey Street home that was for his personal use and shared with friends.

A friend indeed


a pothead is friendlier than a coke fiend, and walks more normally than a guy in shrooms.
 
2012-11-12 02:04:50 PM
He looks like the father of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
 
2012-11-12 02:05:42 PM
I was just thinking about how you could build a grow room anywhere these days using LED grow lights. The cop techniques of looking for high electricity consumption and houses that were much warmer don't apply when the lights are cool and efficient.

If you got really creative you might be able to hide grow rooms in public places. Just how much space is there above that drop down ceiling? Some older buildings that could be five or six feet they closed up to reduce the cost of heating.
 
2012-11-12 02:06:00 PM
blogs.ocweekly.com
 
2012-11-12 02:06:03 PM
DO NOT GIS.
 
2012-11-12 02:07:28 PM
img1.bdbphotos.com 

Never would have happened at Harvard.
 
2012-11-12 02:09:19 PM

I love Garlic Man: DO NOT GIS.


I don't even know what phrase you're speaking of and I kind of HAVE to.
 
2012-11-12 02:09:54 PM

CygnusDarius: I know someone that knows someone that wants to grow and sell good quality ganja, but with the slogan "Don't buy blood pot".
This is in Mexico where we're I'm talking about, and it's a tiny little movement that has existed ever since the drug war started taking victims.


You should come up with a "human safe" logo just like the dolphin safe logo on tuna cans. Like maybe show a guy's decapitated head with the "not" red diagonal line through it.
 
2012-11-12 02:10:28 PM
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-11-12 02:13:47 PM
Came for Zapped.
 
2012-11-12 02:13:51 PM
That guy doesn't look stoned at all. Maybe on some uppers or just crazy.

^That dog is what stoned looks like.
 
2012-11-12 02:14:02 PM

jaytkay: [twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 500x379]


Dude doesn't look like a stoner, he looks like at meth addict

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 02:16:35 PM

jaytkay: [twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 500x379]


Holy hell that is creepy. Please tell me that is photoshopped.... That dog will haunt my dreams.
 
2012-11-12 02:17:01 PM
Why do I get the idea that subby's not a stoner?
 
2012-11-12 02:17:23 PM

lewismarktwo: That guy doesn't look stoned at all. Maybe on some uppers or just crazy.

^That dog is what stoned looks like.


If I ever needed weed, I'd buy it from that dog.
 
2012-11-12 02:18:59 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2012-11-12 02:20:39 PM
You know how I know that Subby doesn't smoke and dosn't know many people who do? That's not stoned-out; that just plain crazy.
 
2012-11-12 02:27:12 PM
"Horticulture 1" was 100% stoners when I was in college - my GF was in that class and she smoked more than anyone.
 
2012-11-12 02:30:41 PM
in other words, smoking datura is a GREAT idea cause it's LEGAL!!
 
2012-11-12 02:31:28 PM

CygnusDarius: Pair-o-Dice: Schwartz also said he had more marijuana at his Harvey Street home that was for his personal use and shared with friends.

A friend indeed

a pothead is friendlier than a coke fiend, and walks more normally than a guy in shrooms.


i877.photobucket.com

What a guy in shroom may look like
 
2012-11-12 02:32:17 PM
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2012-11-12 02:32:52 PM
I have never seen anyone whose nose had skin flaps up to the eyebrows?! wtf
 
2012-11-12 02:33:18 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

Dude, by the time you're 45 years old, you should be getting a regular haircut. Otherwise people start thinking you're a dope-smoking ne'er-do-well.

Oh, wait...
 
2012-11-12 02:34:26 PM

JackieRabbit: You know how I know that Subby doesn't smoke and dosn't know many people who do? That's not stoned-out; that just plain crazy.


i was thinking it was because subby said "stoned out"
 
2012-11-12 02:40:51 PM
thumbs.anyclip.com 
If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.
 
2012-11-12 02:51:16 PM
Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.
 
2012-11-12 02:54:40 PM
What the hell, subby. Have you ever even seen a stoned person?
 
2012-11-12 02:54:56 PM

D_Evans45: Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.


All I want is sweet, sweet love..
 
2012-11-12 02:58:40 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

I was wondering what Andrew WK was up to.
 
2012-11-12 02:59:17 PM

D_Evans45: Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.


stoners don't eat this? gimme a break. this is a STAPLE in the stoner community
media.bakersfieldnow.com
 
2012-11-12 03:00:03 PM
yeah, my words of encouraged dismay left me after looking at that picture
 
2012-11-12 03:09:49 PM

CygnusDarius: I know someone that knows someone that wants to grow and sell good quality ganja, but with the slogan "Don't buy blood pot".

This is in Mexico where we're I'm talking about, and it's a tiny little movement that has existed ever since the drug war started taking victims.


The blood-free smoke might cost him his blood if anyone important finds out.

They don't like competition, even for personal use.
 
2012-11-12 03:09:56 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: D_Evans45: When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.

stoners don't eat this? gimme a break. this is a STAPLE in the stoner community
[media.bakersfieldnow.com image 405x304]




Ive never even seen one of those in real life and I associate with at least a dozen cannabis consumers regularly.

You really should refrain from the stoner discussions Jon iz teh kewl, your mommy and daddy might be behind you watching you type. Under your own admission in other threads, you are submitted to the mental ward whenever you personally consumed cannabis. I think we can all agree you arent much of a stoner, nor can you speak for stoners in the slightest. Why dont you go carry on in one of the WWE threads or go derp out in the entertainment tab?
 
2012-11-12 03:15:49 PM
CSB The college where I did my undergrad (in WI) had a ancient research herbarium, I don't think it had any specimens that were newer than 1910, with one notable exception. There was a brand-new herbarium sheet with a sample of C. sativa. On the sheet there was the information on the collection site: Third Floor, Plantz Hall.

/No it wasn't me. Yes, that is the name of the dorm.
 
2012-11-12 03:17:30 PM

D_Evans45: Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.


Ben & Jerrys.

\stoned, or stone-cold sober, Doritos suck
 
2012-11-12 03:17:47 PM

Stone Meadow: Otherwise people start thinking you're a dope-smoking ne'er-do-well.


In Madison you pretty much just assume everyone smokes dope. And he looks no different from any number of guys you might see during a day there. Many of them addressed as "professor".
 
2012-11-12 03:20:09 PM

D_Evans45: Subtard obviously has never been high, nor seen a stoned person in real life. When you start making references you don't even understand, you are failing at life. Stop doing it. Also, since were talking about headline etiquette and cannabis. Most stoners only have a passing appreciation for Doritos, probably just as much as sober people, I cant even recall a single stoner Ive associated with in my lifetime who has had some sort of fixation on Doritos or Cheetos. When you're good and hungry, do you crave some dinky little snack chips? Neither do stoners over the age of 16. When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.


No doi, right? This guy is CLEARLY not stoned, subby. It's not like he got caught growing weed at work or admitted to having a bunch of pot at his house. He isnt stoned at all in that picture. No chance. i know everything about who and what is stoned all the time. Why would you ever even think he is stoned.? C'mon subby, don't be such a dope.
 
2012-11-12 03:23:30 PM

D_Evans45: Jon iz teh kewl: D_Evans45: When Im stoned, I want a slab of meat and a bowl of fixings, not some kiddie snacks, and this is true for 99% of us.

stoners don't eat this? gimme a break. this is a STAPLE in the stoner community
[media.bakersfieldnow.com image 405x304]



Ive never even seen one of those in real life and I associate with at least a dozen cannabis consumers regularly.

You really should refrain from the stoner discussions Jon iz teh kewl, your mommy and daddy might be behind you watching you type. Under your own admission in other threads, you are submitted to the mental ward whenever you personally consumed cannabis. I think we can all agree you arent much of a stoner, nor can you speak for stoners in the slightest. Why dont you go carry on in one of the WWE threads or go derp out in the entertainment tab?


I actually did see a vendor selling those (called a 'walking taco') at the Philly Folk Festival this year. And even though the PFF is stoner central, I'd consider the walking taco to be associated more with people with no taste than stoners.
 
2012-11-12 03:24:02 PM

WhyteRaven74: Stone Meadow: Otherwise people start thinking you're a dope-smoking ne'er-do-well.

In Madison you pretty much just assume everyone smokes dope. And he looks no different from any number of guys you might see during a day there. Many of them addressed as "professor".


Hasn't marijuana laws been overlooked in Ann Arbor, for quite a while now?
 
2012-11-12 03:27:14 PM
In my high school, the Future Farmers of America planted pot behind the greenhouse. I really felt sorry for the elderly gentleman who taught horticulture and agriculture. He had no idea what was going on when the police showed up to destroy it.

I also felt sorry for one of my sisters who had, along with her FFA friends, poured her heart into that crop.
 
2012-11-12 03:27:33 PM
may every cops who was part of arrestting this guy, the DA, balif and judge all get horrifically painfull terminal asscancer and be denied weed on the way out the farking door.
 
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