NewportBarGuy: Thank god. I thought I was just a sociopath.
Englebert Slaptyback: a weakened ability to show empathy? Good News You're probably just an alcoholic Republican*runs away*
Solty Dog: I can detect vocal cues, I just don't care. Same for empathy.
Englebert Slaptyback: kiwimoogle84Oh for Christ's sale, run back to the politics tab, please. THE ELECTION IS OVER.1) It should have been obvious that it was a tongue-in-cheek comment. Sorry you missed it.2) I do not visit the Politics tab. There is concentrated idiocy in there and I don't want to get any on my shoes.3) I am aware that the election is over. I am also happy with the results.
NowhereMon: That's kind of the point isn't it?
Great Janitor: What of you are like me, trouble recognizing verbal emotion and lack of empathy but drinks less than a beer a month?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: oh thank god, I thought I was just an asshole
pjbreeze: Well I feel empathy for the beer that I'm drinking. I realize that it'll soon be gone and thru unseen processes will turn into urine and be excreted and flushed.
Satanic_Hamster: I'm not an alcoholic and you can't prove it.And pay no attention to this picture of my guest bedroom:[i58.photobucket.com image 850x637]
Englebert Slaptyback: kiwimoogle84I got that it was tongue and cheek but you brought politics into an unrelated thread. And for no reason whatsoever.Aw rats, I broke Fark's multi-year streak of keeping every single thread 100% on-topic. Sorry, guys.And the reason was that "it was a joke".:-| PS Tongue-IN-cheek. In. Not 'and'.
Satanic_Hamster: I'm not an alcoholic and you can't prove it.
pute kisses like a man: Satanic_Hamster: I'm not an alcoholic and you can't prove it.And pay no attention to this picture of my guest bedroom:[i58.photobucket.com image 850x637]drunks don't generally have wine collections if you drink too much wine or scotch or fine booze, that just means you love life. if you drink too much $5 a gallon vodka, then you are a drunk.
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