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2012-11-12 08:29:49 AM  
What a great find!

Thanks for that excellent article, Subby!
 
2012-11-12 08:35:36 AM  

Amos Quito: What a great find!

Thanks for that excellent article, Subby!


Well said. I like your comments, you add insight to any conversation.

Can I borrow $5?
 
2012-11-12 09:07:30 AM  
So that's why my partner is always yelling, "Oh Cythraul, you're so good! Keep doing that! Oh, yeah!" during sex.
 
2012-11-12 09:46:25 AM  
I dunno. Example of criticism in TFA is kinda doin it for me.
 
 
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-12 10:25:37 AM  
The font size is just the right height.
 
2012-11-12 10:38:09 AM  
This article and all those great business/industrial motivational films and presentations my wonderful employers have emphatically allowed me to view/attend has really confirmed to me that life can be even more wonderful.
 
2012-11-12 10:57:36 AM  
Raised bar, lowered bar, as long as it's an open bar.
 
2012-11-12 11:34:28 AM  
HOTY candidate in the 'context necessary' division.
 
2012-11-12 12:35:48 PM  

Slaxl: Amos Quito: What a great find!

Thanks for that excellent article, Subby!

Well said. I like your comments, you add insight to any conversation.

Can I borrow $5?



Of course you can!

A fine, reasonable and reputable fellow such as you should have no problem finding a willing lender!
 
2012-11-12 12:40:53 PM  
Evidence shows that compliments make people perform better

But try telling one woman at the office how nice her tits are and suddenly you're the asshole.
 
2012-11-12 12:51:14 PM  
OK, just this once, you can have my Bud Light.
 
2012-11-12 12:53:35 PM  
This submission is bad and everyone involved should feel bad.
 
2012-11-12 12:55:03 PM  
F - A - R - K!!

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

F - A - R - K!!

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

GO-O-O-O-O FARK!!


I trust no miscreants or hooligans will add "YOURSELF" to that last line. It's the honor system, people.
 
2012-11-12 12:56:30 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-11-12 12:56:31 PM  

jjwars1: This submission is bad and everyone involved should feel bad.


You're just mad that Fark.com™ with Kinect™ brings interactive entertainment into my household like no other game console can.
 
2012-11-12 12:57:24 PM  
All excellent comments posted so far. You guys are the best!
 
2012-11-12 12:58:33 PM  

HellFace: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x425]

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-11-12 12:59:14 PM  
Headline is...
img19.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-12 01:00:47 PM  
Subby obviously hasn't seen the usual Right Wing dreck greenlit on the Politics tab this morning.
 
2012-11-12 01:03:08 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Raised bar, lowered bar, as long as it's an open bar.


+1
 
2012-11-12 01:04:09 PM  
Submitter,

imgboot.com
 
2012-11-12 01:04:56 PM  
This (somehow) reminds me of a girl I knew years ago. She said every guy she'd ever felated complimented her on her "skills". I asked were you doing it when they said something to which she said " um-mmpphphhh" and so I said "keep going I'll let you know after."
 
2012-11-12 01:06:50 PM  
Yes! fark you, too, subby!
 
2012-11-12 01:10:45 PM  
encycl.opentopia.com
A winning smile and a pleasing personality
will get you what you need in life.
 
2012-11-12 01:24:08 PM  
www.thecampuscompanion.com
 
2012-11-12 01:25:32 PM  
The mods have been doing a wonderful job of catching me every time I work pictures of horse penis into threads where they don't belong. I'm sure they will be smart enough to understand that this horse penis is a likeable addition to this thread however:
 
2012-11-12 01:28:37 PM  

p4p3rm4t3: Headline is...
[img19.imageshack.us image 500x648]


The cow has spoken...A one-year liter has an opinion.

/We should care
//really, we should
 
2012-11-12 01:30:40 PM  

dugitman: I dunno. Example of criticism in TFA is kinda doin it for me.
 
 
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x679]


Looks like a start of angry sex. Which ain't a bad thing.
 
2012-11-12 01:33:11 PM  
Actually, you can catch more flies with vinegar.
 
2012-11-12 01:36:38 PM  
Fark News Aggregation in action:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-12 01:39:49 PM  
Ah yes.....Fark. Where Drew sucks the cock of American Thinker. Raised bar, etc.....
 
GBB
2012-11-12 01:44:14 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

Yet for some reason, this is always my reaction to BS compliments.
 
2012-11-12 01:47:06 PM  

HellFace: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x425]

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?


You're doing great.Now compliment her on her liberated thinking;wearing anal beads around the neck is so progressive.
 
2012-11-12 01:48:13 PM  

bentley57: Actually, you can catch more flies with vinegar.


You can catch even more with manure...
 
2012-11-12 01:48:34 PM  
new news...sucking my dick will make me happy

studies have proved it.
 
2012-11-12 01:51:19 PM  
I wish the Mail had its own tag. Or, that people would stop linking to it. It's good for gossip and... yeah, that's it.
 
2012-11-12 01:51:40 PM  

rogue49: new news...sucking my dick will make me happy

studies have proved it.


Suck on brother, and be happy you are able to take care of yourself
 
2012-11-12 01:56:35 PM  

HellFace: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x425]

"Hey, nice tits!"

/amidoinitrite?


Yes. Yes, you are doing great.

Now tell the young woman on left she looks nice too. Compliment her sharpied eyebrows.
 
2012-11-12 01:57:42 PM  

st.bobo: I wish the Mail had its own tag. Or, that people would stop linking to it. It's good for gossip and... yeah, that's it.


Good call! Well done! Bravo!
 
2012-11-12 01:58:26 PM  

Delay: The font size is just the right height.


I think the background provides just the right amount of contrast.
 
2012-11-12 02:01:48 PM  
Replace my paycheck with compliments and see what happens to you subby! :) :) :)
 
2012-11-12 02:10:10 PM  

RedVentrue: Replace my paycheck with compliments and see what happens to you subby! :) :) :)


Pay to the order of: RedVentrue $you're awesome.00
 
2012-11-12 02:12:52 PM  
Flattery will get you anywhere!

i.dailymail.co.uk

Hey you two hot ass biatches wanna go back to my place and get jiggy wit' it?
 
2012-11-12 02:17:04 PM  

dugitman: I dunno. Example of criticism in TFA is kinda doin it for me.
 
 
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x679]


She appears to be related to Paula Broadwell. Note the excessive crazy available to stick your dick in.
 
2012-11-12 02:21:17 PM  

st.bobo

I wish the Mail had its own tag. Or, that people would stop linking to it. It's good for gossip and... yeah, that's it.


you forgot nip slips and "celebrity" clothing mishaps.
 
2012-11-12 02:22:02 PM  
Great posts everyone! Almost as good as Pocket Ninja! Keep trying!
 
2012-11-12 02:24:57 PM  

Porous Horace: Great posts everyone! Almost as good as Pocket Ninja! Keep trying!


Anyone that has PN favorited is retarded.

You miss out on the fun.
 
2012-11-12 02:26:13 PM  
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

And the Brown Nose Award goes to.......?
 
2012-11-12 02:31:23 PM  
I know how the opposite of this goes for work performance.

It drove me to drink heavily and count my days. I didn't care about paperwork I got for not being motivated. I hated my coworkers and they didn't care for me. Of age to drink so I went out, my coworkers didn't like that since they were all married and had kids, not life outside family, I sensed a lot of jealousy. When I got an article 15 and got demoted I waited for the newsletter on our base website on monthly demotions, I printed it off, highlighted my name, signed it, framed it, and put it on the wall next to my desk. Just like someone that got an award, apparently some people had a problem with it since I wasn't taking anything seriously. The last few months were a big fark you to everyone in my chain of command.

General discharge but the gov still pays for my college and pays me to go. Woohoo for Voc Rehab.
 
2012-11-12 02:38:56 PM  

Tenatra: I know how the opposite of this goes for work performance.

It drove me to drink heavily and count my days...

General discharge but the gov still pays for my college and pays me to go. Woohoo for Voc Rehab.


Are you a "full time" student?
 
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