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2012-11-12 01:40:08 PM  
7 votes:

ignatius_crumbcake: Irving Maimway: When are they all Going Galt? I was promised this four years ago and I'm still waiting.

According to Free Republic, they are doing it now. Of course, their understanding of Atlas Shrugged is on par with their understanding of the Bible, so they aren't so much going Galt as they are going Holden Caulfield.


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His ass.

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2012-11-12 12:26:14 PM  
7 votes:

Irving Maimway: When are they all Going Galt? I was promised this four years ago and I'm still waiting.


According to Free Republic, they are doing it now. Of course, their understanding of Atlas Shrugged is on par with their understanding of the Bible, so they aren't so much going Galt as they are going Holden Caulfield.
2012-11-12 11:53:15 AM  
6 votes:
i595.photobucket.com
2012-11-12 10:15:07 AM  
5 votes:

Therion:

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!


The title track of my new album - 'Anal in the Vatican'
2012-11-12 12:57:57 PM  
4 votes:

Therion: "American culture war has been markedly intensified," diagnosed George Weigel at National Review, "as those who booed God, celebrated an unfettered abortion license, canonized Sandra Fluke, and sacramentalized sodomy at the Democratic National Convention will have been emboldened to advance the cause of lifestyle libertinism through coercive state power"

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!


Give us this day, our daily head.
2012-11-12 12:33:28 PM  
4 votes:
Handy dandy dog-whistle-to-English dictionary:

"The electorate has changed." = "There sure are a lot of n*ggers running around voting."
"This isn't the country it used to be." = "There sure are a lot of n*ggers."
"generations who attended public school" = "n*ggers"
"We have to change direction." = "More white people need to procreate."
"Take our country back." = "Take our country back from the n*ggers."
"Romney would have one if only X had voted." = "We should take the vote away from everyone but X. Especially n*ggers."
"Americans chose socialism" = "n*ggers like free stuff."
2012-11-12 11:13:19 AM  
4 votes:
The best thing about Blogger-Patriots is that when they do "Go Galt" nobody will notice they're gone...for the day or two they can keep themselves and their Medicare-paid Hoveround from the free wi-fi at the Public Library
2012-11-12 10:15:54 AM  
3 votes:

Therion: "American culture war has been markedly intensified," diagnosed George Weigel at National Review, "as those who booed God, celebrated an unfettered abortion license, canonized Sandra Fluke, and sacramentalized sodomy at the Democratic National Convention will have been emboldened to advance the cause of lifestyle libertinism through coercive state power"

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!


They must do it different in Sacramento.
2012-11-12 10:10:36 AM  
3 votes:
"American culture war has been markedly intensified," diagnosed George Weigel at National Review, "as those who booed God, celebrated an unfettered abortion license, canonized Sandra Fluke, and sacramentalized sodomy at the Democratic National Convention will have been emboldened to advance the cause of lifestyle libertinism through coercive state power"

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!
2012-11-12 01:43:11 PM  
2 votes:

Therion: "American culture war has been markedly intensified," diagnosed George Weigel at National Review, "as those who booed God, celebrated an unfettered abortion license, canonized Sandra Fluke, and sacramentalized sodomy at the Democratic National Convention will have been emboldened to advance the cause of lifestyle libertinism through coercive state power"

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!


www.rwuo.com
2012-11-12 01:31:56 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: CygnusDarius: I don't get it. Even the 2008 elections weren't that bad... Why is this shiatstorm this powerful?.

that's a good question. my guess? the GOP internal polls showed a crushing defeat for Obama. when Obama instead won by a landslide margin, that shook the pillars of heaven, at least for the Republican party. there's a lot you can infer from such a massive defeat for Romney and NONE of it good for the True Believers in the GOP.

or put more simply, the GOP stepped outside the echo chamber for the first time in 4 years and didn't like reality very much.


That may be part of it, but the real difference is in 2008 we hadn't heard 4 years of solid coverage about how Obama was actively destroying America. Last time we screwed up as a nation and voted for the liberal blark guy, This was unfortunate, but forgivable. This time we voted for a well known enemy of the state with a 4 year record of never doing anything right ever while the economy collapsed upwards, unemployment skyrocketed downward, and the stock market failed by doubling in value.
2012-11-12 12:54:44 PM  
2 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: So, Obama is still black?

/He really should try to correct that.


He's halfway there!
2012-11-12 12:25:20 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: jgbrowning: I hope they really do double-down on the derp. The faster they do, the better for the country.

Limbaugh today seems to be suggesting that the Republicans stand their ground and don't give in to Democratic party immorality. I think he's saying the Republicans should move further to the right....but it's difficult to tell sometimes. right now he's expanding on a theory as to why he's NOT to blame for Romney's loss. which is very odd because nobody I know is blaming Rush Limbaugh for Romney's f*ck ups.


We're still talking about the junkie who cheated on all of his ex-wives, right?
2012-11-12 10:44:22 AM  
2 votes:

nekom: How did their message not resonate with the people?


Oh, it did, it did.But not the way the Republicans wanted.

politix.topix.com
2012-11-12 10:43:17 AM  
2 votes:
To summarize: CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

/damned meddling kids
2012-11-12 10:37:25 AM  
2 votes:
National Review's Jonah Goldberg attacked statistician Nate Silver's prediction that Obama would win, well, all the states he turned out to win. "The truth is that any statistician can build a model," sniffed Goldberg, perhaps thinking of the scale-model Munsters car he built in grad school.

Laughter OL
2012-11-12 10:32:03 AM  
2 votes:

xanadian: Therion: "American culture war has been markedly intensified," diagnosed George Weigel at National Review, "as those who booed God, celebrated an unfettered abortion license, canonized Sandra Fluke, and sacramentalized sodomy at the Democratic National Convention will have been emboldened to advance the cause of lifestyle libertinism through coercive state power"

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!

Who wants to be "baptized"??


Track 2 - Baptized by Boners
2012-11-12 10:15:18 AM  
2 votes:
I just don't understand how they could have lost. Tax cuts for the wealthy, no abortion OR birth control, a WHITE person for god's sake, and mandatory gun ownership. Everything an American voter could want. Where did they go wrong? How did their message not resonate with the people?

/sarcasm, just in case that isn't blatantly obvious.
2012-11-12 09:37:07 PM  
1 votes:

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Reading rightwing bloggers has been giveing me Schadenfreude related "wrathful ejaculations" for a week now.

Should I see a doctor about this?

Only if your erection lasts more than four hours.


Dude, I've had perma wood since tuesday night. I have to tape it up on my stomach or i'll get fired at work for lewdness. And every time i take a piss i risk blinding myself. totally farked up
2012-11-12 06:20:02 PM  
1 votes:
I get to recycle this from a thread in January.

But I be done seen about everything,
When I see an Elephant cry.
2012-11-12 02:56:12 PM  
1 votes:

MFAWG: That socially conservative agenda is appealing to blacks, Latinos, and Asian


And ladyparts.

/I want to appeal to ladyparts, damn it
2012-11-12 02:40:32 PM  
1 votes:
"...the gloating, drooling decadents of the western left who now scent a great blood-letting of all who dare defy their secular inquisition." -Melanie Phillips

Throw in a vampire, a heaving bosom, and you've got a romance novel. Talk about overwrought, overwritten, over the top punditry; this writer has real talent. I imagine she is tiresome in person, a tea drinking, ex-pat with a posse of cats named 'Tinkers" and "Cleopatra".
2012-11-12 02:34:17 PM  
1 votes:

Irving Maimway: When are they all Going Galt? I was promised this four years ago and I'm still waiting.


Jump you farkers!!!
2012-11-12 02:30:33 PM  
1 votes:

deffuse: Therion:

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!

The title track of my new album - 'Anal in the Vatican'


Wait a minute. Wouldn't the title track of "Anal in the Vatican" be "Anal in the Vatican", by definition?
2012-11-12 01:52:18 PM  
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: "That has to change and the message of conservatism needs to permeate Pop Culture and make it a 'cool' thing again to be a conservative.".


Um, 'again?' When was it cool before? I mean, maybe it was a bit more popular during the 80's and 90's, but 'cool?'
2012-11-12 01:49:21 PM  
1 votes:

MithrandirBooga: The party is doomed if they don't reign in the pants-on-head nutters.


Shhh. It's a secret.
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2012-11-12 01:45:16 PM  
1 votes:

markie_farkie: A friend of a friend was a Cabela's north of Dallas over the weekend and, according to the guy at the gun counter, it was Gunday Sunday, and the place had been packed ever since Wednesday.

Apparently people are stocking up on firearms, just so the U.N. can take them away any moment.


*SIGH*


If only they had listened to that skinny gay-sounding guy.... They could have avoided the long lines. That's what I did. It's funny, the stores were brimming with ammo. It's almost as if they knew there was a buck to be made in the coming weeks.

/Bought a crapload of 12ga shells last week
//probably my last chance until about next September
///There's grouse and rabbit that need to get eaten
2012-11-12 01:20:08 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: unexplained bacon: Weaver95: you should have heard LImbaugh just a few moments ago - he actually complained that 'the media' was mean to Romney and that everyone on the left should be ashamed of themselves for destroying Romney's good character.

um...remember sandra fluke? 'cause the rest of us do.

I'd be afraid stupid like that might lay eggs in my brain.

I'm surprised Rush hasn't made the ,"we never liked Mitt, anyway" pivot. I'm sure that's just around the corner, and dittoheads will just reboot and carry on.

no, the GOP mantra seems to be 'Romney was a good, honorable guy who just got ambushed by that mean old nasty Obama feller'. Limbaugh is just one amongst the chorus but essentially the Republican pundit meme this week is that the libruls are big old meanie heads who slandered poor defenseless Romney. nobody on the right wing side EVER said ANYTHING mean about ANYONE on the LEFT so the Republicans just don't understand where all this librul hate came from....

i'm not making this up. this is what the GOP bloggers and pundits are saying. today is crazy week.



so last week was, "we lost because there are too many lousy moochers and all those awful moocher losers voted for Obama so they can steal our money."

and this week is, "how can we win against such meanies!"

these fookers are flailing desperately.

that's a shame
2012-11-12 01:18:47 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: Rwa2play:
They're getting to the point where most of sane America will just ignore them and leave in the cave or somethin'.

so far i'm seeing/hearing two things from the GOP pundits:

1. they lost because they fought a clean campaign and the Democrats were mean vile sub-humans who fought dirty.
2. there is NOTHING WRONG with the GOP agenda and changing the GOP social policy goals is off the table. in fact, the Republicans should move FURTHER to the right because they need to be more conservative in order to win in 2014.


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2012-11-12 01:12:10 PM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: If only married people voted, Romney would have won in a landslide. If only married religious people voted, you'd need a word that means something much bigger than landslide. Obviously, Obama got some votes from the married and the religious (such people can marry their interests to the state, too), but as a generalization, the Obama coalition heavily depends on people who do not see family or religion as rival or superior sources of material aid or moral authority.


And its this kind of commentary I cannot understand. The white demographic is shrinking, especially the white, old, Christian male section of the demographic, and is beginning to reach a point where securing this demographic will not ensure an election victory. Do these people honestly believe there's some "hidden" pocket of white male Christians that will rain forth from the heavens on an election day & save the day by not voting for the black blah guy? I thought the works of Sinclair Lewis were supposed to be fiction with societal commentary, not an instructional guide.

A side story: my husband's cousin who is a full-fledged Christian fundie teabagger, posted on facebook regarding an earthquake that occurred in Kentucky -- M4.3 near Whitesburg. The comments on the post all said the same thing: "it was the beginning of the end of times." This was followed by a ton of "amen"s. I'm sitting here thinking that if God were to smite mankind, I think he would use more effective and deadlier natural disasters than a meager M4.3 earthquake.
2012-11-12 01:00:44 PM  
1 votes:
again, it's still early but...i think the GOP might really do it...they might push further to the right in wake of Obama's landslide victory.
2012-11-12 12:59:29 PM  
1 votes:
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Once you start down the Derp path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will...
2012-11-12 12:44:15 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-11-12 12:41:28 PM  
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: So, Obama is still black?

/He really should try to correct that.


He tried to compromise with the republicans by having a white mother, but it still wasn't good enough for them.
2012-11-12 12:32:07 PM  
1 votes:
wow. just...wow.

Limbaugh just accused the Democrats of deliberately taking extremist positions JUST to make the GOP look bad. its a conspiracy!

@weaverxp if you want to join the fun.
2012-11-12 12:26:15 PM  
1 votes:
I'm over this. I'll gloat for a while about Fox News, the RNC, Romney, Rove, Morris the Dick, etc. I don't care about some blogger whining anymore. A week of Schadenfreude was enough.
2012-11-12 12:26:00 PM  
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: Weaver95: jgbrowning: I hope they really do double-down on the derp. The faster they do, the better for the country.

Limbaugh today seems to be suggesting that the Republicans stand their ground and don't give in to Democratic party immorality. I think he's saying the Republicans should move further to the right....but it's difficult to tell sometimes. right now he's expanding on a theory as to why he's NOT to blame for Romney's loss. which is very odd because nobody I know is blaming Rush Limbaugh for Romney's f*ck ups.

We're still talking about the junkie who cheated on all of his ex-wives, right?


yes. Limbaugh is telling us all about the importance of family values and how the Democrats are immoral sluts.
2012-11-12 12:18:40 PM  
1 votes:

Therion: "American culture war has been markedly intensified," diagnosed George Weigel at National Review, "as those who booed God, celebrated an unfettered abortion license, canonized Sandra Fluke, and sacramentalized sodomy at the Democratic National Convention will have been emboldened to advance the cause of lifestyle libertinism through coercive state power"

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!


Socialized Sacramentalized Sodomy.
2012-11-12 12:08:18 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: It's intriguing. They recognize there is a problem, and then intentionally veer away from any logical solution.


when you think about it, that's kind of the GOP in microcosm....
2012-11-12 12:04:19 PM  
1 votes:
It's intriguing. They recognize there is a problem, and then intentionally veer away from any logical solution.
2012-11-12 11:12:59 AM  
1 votes:
When are they all Going Galt? I was promised this four years ago and I'm still waiting.
2012-11-12 10:50:13 AM  
1 votes:

deffuse: SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!


Hole-y Cummunion, anyone?
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 10:19:06 AM  
1 votes:

deffuse: Therion:

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!

The title track of my new album - 'Anal in the Vatican'


Sounds more like a documentary.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 10:18:30 AM  
1 votes:

Therion: "American culture war has been markedly intensified," diagnosed George Weigel at National Review, "as those who booed God, celebrated an unfettered abortion license, canonized Sandra Fluke, and sacramentalized sodomy at the Democratic National Convention will have been emboldened to advance the cause of lifestyle libertinism through coercive state power"

Sacramentalized sodomy?

Sacramentalized sodomy.

SACRAMENTALIZED SODOMY!


I thought Catholics invented that!
2012-11-12 10:13:30 AM  
1 votes:

markie_farkie: A friend of a friend was a Cabela's north of Dallas over the weekend and, according to the guy at the gun counter, it was Gunday Sunday, and the place had been packed ever since Wednesday.

Apparently people are stocking up on firearms, just so the U.N. can take them away any moment.


*SIGH*


I love that they fail to realize Obama has been far more gun friendly then their hero GW.
2012-11-12 10:01:28 AM  
1 votes:
oh god oh god we're all gonna die?
 
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