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(Breitbart.com)   333,000 votes in four swing states would have given Romney the Presidency. Also, a set of external genitalia would have given him an uncle instead of an aunt   (breitbart.com) divider line 93
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2012-11-12 08:47:20 AM  
14 votes:
If Breitbart were alive today, he wouldn't be dead.
2012-11-12 08:45:55 AM  
10 votes:
www.micafeina.com
2012-11-12 08:54:51 AM  
8 votes:
If Alabama had just scored six more points, they'd still be undefeated.
2012-11-12 09:16:11 AM  
7 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-12 08:42:41 AM  
7 votes:
Like my grandmother used to tell me "If the dog hadn't stopped to lick his balls, he would have caught the rabbit."

/totally serious
2012-11-12 09:48:59 AM  
6 votes:
If it weren't for the dancing horse, I wouldn't have spent the year in Electoral College.
2012-11-12 09:27:57 AM  
6 votes:
Can we just go back to the old system of strange women lying in ponds, distrubuting swords?
2012-11-12 09:13:28 AM  
6 votes:
Indonesian oligarchy.

img714.imageshack.us
2012-11-12 09:22:40 AM  
4 votes:
Add the 64 electoral college votes from this switch of 333,908 votes in these four key states to Romney's 206, remove them from Obama's 332, and Romney defeats Obama 270 to 268.

Now that's a landslide!
2012-11-12 09:08:34 AM  
4 votes:

Thunderpipes: Dems just have the advantage. Mexicans, blacks are all in their corner no matter what and they breed like crazy.


cdn.crushable.com

Nos encantan los coches de payaso
2012-11-12 09:07:39 AM  
4 votes:
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
2012-11-12 10:03:39 AM  
3 votes:
If I log out of my Fark account, this thread becomes twice as long....
2012-11-12 09:24:39 AM  
3 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-11-12 09:20:50 AM  
3 votes:
If Romney had been born a Mexican , his life would have been a lot easier.
2012-11-12 09:18:48 AM  
3 votes:
Balls!!, said the Queen
If i had 'em I'd be King!

the King left because he had two
and the Queen left because she wanted two.
2012-11-12 09:03:54 AM  
3 votes:

Headso: Breitbart's corpse is right, republicans shouldn't take this loss as meaning anything, the "squeaker" win that Zerobama pulled off shouldn't cause them to change their OP one bit. If anything the votes they did get were because of them and they should double down on the anti-science, morality police, anti-immigration rhetoric and throw in some more fear mongering and promises of military adventurism too all while ignoring any criticism or fact checking from the liebral-leftist-lamestream-driveby-media conspiracy. In short, suck it libs!


Dems just have the advantage. Mexicans, blacks are all in their corner no matter what and they breed like crazy. That alone gives them elections. Then you have moron young people, who cannot get a job out of college but still scream for Obama's nut droppings.

Just going to get way worse before, if ever, it gets better. Math is simple, and we cannot afford this route as a country. Eventually, you run out of successful people to tax because their won't be enough, and the screaming hordes of young unemployed Democrats will never see reality because they are idiots.
2012-11-12 09:02:37 AM  
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

You keep saying that, but he lost, Zombie Breitbart. He lost.
2012-11-12 08:59:56 AM  
3 votes:
cdn.breitbart.com
Forever Alone
2012-11-12 08:59:33 AM  
3 votes:

MrVeach: How is it a democracy if half the people want someone else as president? Maybe they should split the term percentagewise based on votes. Obama first 25 months, Romney last 23? Stagger it?


Obama gets to be president every day from Midnight to 12:30pm. Romney takes over again until 11:57pm; Gary Johnson gets the 11:57pm to midnight shift.
2012-11-12 08:59:30 AM  
3 votes:
It's refreshing to see some in this country put their feelings aside to rally behind the President and face our future challenges together.
2012-11-12 08:49:40 AM  
3 votes:
The obvious response for republicans is to dial up the derp, that should get them the results they want.

Palin/Santorum 2016
2012-11-12 10:37:03 AM  
2 votes:

Thunderpipes: They breed faster, also a fact. Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.


what if they promise free abortions? did I just blow your mind?
2012-11-12 09:41:50 AM  
2 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: And let me guess.... these votes are hidden away somewhere, confiscated by Liberals working the polls, perhaps of the Black Panther variety?


No, "liberals" did not hide conservative ballots. They submitted extra liberal ballots, as is evident by one Florida county reporting 140.92% turnout. That the "turnout" percentage is based upon the number of ballot cards cast in an election with two cards per ballot compared with the number of registered voters (thus all registered voters submitting an entire completed ballot would produce a 200% turnout) is immaterial.

Additionally, liberal voter fraud is evident by the election results failing to meet "unskewed" polling expectations, anecdotal and gut feelings.
2012-11-12 09:41:23 AM  
2 votes:
If you just replace "lost" with "won", then Romney would have "won" the election.
2012-11-12 09:33:05 AM  
2 votes:

DoBeDoBeDo: Can we just go back to the old system of strange women lying in ponds, distrubuting swords?


NO!


Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

/if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
2012-11-12 09:29:25 AM  
2 votes:
'Is that some kind of Math You Do As A Republican To Make Yourself Feel Better?'
2012-11-12 09:18:35 AM  
2 votes:
If frogs had wings, they'd be getting pigeon pussy.
2012-11-12 09:09:39 AM  
2 votes:

Thunderpipes: Obama's nut droppings.


Again with the male-genitalia obsession.

/NTTAWWT
2012-11-12 09:03:01 AM  
2 votes:
i47.tinypic.com

332,999 votes....
2012-11-12 09:02:59 AM  
2 votes:

MrVeach: How is it a democracy if half the people want someone else as president? Maybe they should split the term percentagewise based on votes. Obama first 25 months, Romney last 23? Stagger it?


They should each take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the weak.

But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

//Help, help; I'm being repressed!
2012-11-12 09:01:06 AM  
2 votes:
Breitbart's corpse is right, republicans shouldn't take this loss as meaning anything, the "squeaker" win that Zerobama pulled off shouldn't cause them to change their OP one bit. If anything the votes they did get were because of them and they should double down on the anti-science, morality police, anti-immigration rhetoric and throw in some more fear mongering and promises of military adventurism too all while ignoring any criticism or fact checking from the liebral-leftist-lamestream-driveby-media conspiracy. In short, suck it libs!
2012-11-12 09:00:32 AM  
2 votes:
Despite losing the popular vote 51% to 48%--not a landslide for Obama by any means...

Yeah it's not like the '04 landslide where GWB got 50.73%.
2012-11-12 08:56:29 AM  
2 votes:
If Michele Bachmann were a man, she'd be gay married to Marcus.
2012-11-12 12:18:24 PM  
1 votes:
Just curious, how many miliatry votes were thrown away/not gotten to the troops overseas?
2012-11-12 11:19:02 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: We really are done as a country unless something changes. Minorities really do breed much faster.


Why is a relative increase in the proportion of people with dark skin a sign that we "really are done as a country"?

(I mean, other than the fact that you're 26 minutes late for your Klan rally.)

In the 1950s, population growth was much faster than it was today-- ~3.6% annual instead of the current rate of 1.9%. Why are we "done" when population growth is near historical lows?

Also, from the 2010 census data:

The US total fertility rate as of 2010 is 1.93:

1.948 for White Americans (including white Hispanics)
1.958 for Black Americans (including black Hispanics)
1.404 for Native Americans (including Hispanics)
1.689 for Asian Americans (including Hispanics)

Care to reassess your assumptions about "breeding"?
2012-11-12 11:07:25 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: So, I dare one person here to tell me how Obama will fix things. Use numbers and such. I dare you.

Oh, you cannot, because we are screwed. You are happy your guy won, want to attack people with jobs, and who cares....


There was that deficit reduction plan early last year in which Boehner said he got 90% of what he wanted that included very modest revenue increases and LOTs of spending cuts. It is what is known as a compromise. The tea party economic terrorists in the House poo-poo'd it. The GOP is holding the economy of this country hostage and it is disgusting to see and instead of recognizing that the Dems gave the GOP 90% of what they wanted you cry like a little biatch about 'punishing' the wealthy which is nothing more than paying the same rates they paid in the 90s. Acknowledge the deal that was on the table where the Dems gave a lot and the GOP gave nothing. THAT is why things are so dire today, because of the GOP. Look in the farking mirror and open your goddamned eyes!
2012-11-12 11:02:09 AM  
1 votes:
assets.amuniversal.com
2012-11-12 11:01:40 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: Skw33tis: Thunderpipes: ...Minorities really do breed much faster. So do poor people. They all vote for whomever gives them the most free stuff...

Oh, but Republicans aren't racists, and the Democrats are the real racists for saying so. Right.

No doubt, it's an isolated incident.

What do facts have to do with racism? You are aware of the facts about demographics, right? Democrats, but even more now that Obama is the Messiah, get the overwhelming majority of minority votes. This is a fact. They breed faster, also a fact. Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.


I missed all those promises of free stuff.
2012-11-12 10:59:58 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Obama won but if he didn't Romney would have won (Thanks Breitfart)
2012-11-12 10:55:42 AM  
1 votes:
So, I dare one person here to tell me how Obama will fix things. Use numbers and such. I dare you.

Oh, you cannot, because we are screwed. You are happy your guy won, want to attack people with jobs, and who cares....
2012-11-12 10:54:37 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: Philip Francis Queeg: Thunderpipes: Headso: Thunderpipes: They breed faster, also a fact. Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.

what if they promise free abortions? did I just blow your mind?

Well, considering that they ran on that, well, ya.

I just wish liberals would actually care and think about solutions, instead of how to use tax dollars to stay in power. The deficit crisis is bad, and getting much worse each day, and none of you care. Are any of you parents? Don't you care that in 10-20 years we will be in deep, deep trouble with no way out?

How much do you think we need to cut taxes on the job creators to fully solve our debt problem? 20%? 50%?

A slight tax cut would be nice. But that alone would not do it. We need massive cuts in domestic spending, military and social. We need to reform the big entitlements. We need to make being poor hard, and put unemployment back to what it should be, emergency fund to get back to work.

Democrats want to do one thing and one thing only, tax the rich. Best estimate on that are a drop in the bucket and don't take into effect growth slowdown because of pressure on business owners. Love Obamacare or not, that is another giant lump of costs thrown onto employers. I mean, really, what is Obama's plan? Instead of 1 trillion dollar deficits, we tax the rich and have 900 billion dollar deficits. I am not a math buy, but adding 900 billion a year to debt is bad, yes? Everything you guys believe in is simply to win elections and gain in numbers for your party. Not a single thing is for the good of the country, not one. Even the auto bailout was nothing but a huge taxpayer campaign fund.

You won an election by convincing half the people that being successful is bad and we need to punish that. How far we have sunk as a people...


Are you that old guy from Hungary or Albania or whatever who put that commercial about socialism on TV to convince mongoloids to vote GOP? You know, the one that confused socialism with Communism?
2012-11-12 10:54:34 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: Philip Francis Queeg: Thunderpipes: Headso: Thunderpipes: They breed faster, also a fact. Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.

what if they promise free abortions? did I just blow your mind?

Well, considering that they ran on that, well, ya.

I just wish liberals would actually care and think about solutions, instead of how to use tax dollars to stay in power. The deficit crisis is bad, and getting much worse each day, and none of you care. Are any of you parents? Don't you care that in 10-20 years we will be in deep, deep trouble with no way out?

How much do you think we need to cut taxes on the job creators to fully solve our debt problem? 20%? 50%?

A slight tax cut would be nice. But that alone would not do it. We need massive cuts in domestic spending, military and social. We need to reform the big entitlements. We need to make being poor hard, and put unemployment back to what it should be, emergency fund to get back to work.

Democrats want to do one thing and one thing only, tax the rich. Best estimate on that are a drop in the bucket and don't take into effect growth slowdown because of pressure on business owners. Love Obamacare or not, that is another giant lump of costs thrown onto employers. I mean, really, what is Obama's plan? Instead of 1 trillion dollar deficits, we tax the rich and have 900 billion dollar deficits. I am not a math buy, but adding 900 billion a year to debt is bad, yes? Everything you guys believe in is simply to win elections and gain in numbers for your party. Not a single thing is for the good of the country, not one. Even the auto bailout was nothing but a huge taxpayer campaign fund.

You won an election by convincing half the people that being successful is bad and we need to punish that. How far we have sunk as a people...


I'd call you an armchair economist, but I think what you're sitting on is closer to a toilet.

Toilet economist!
2012-11-12 10:53:16 AM  
1 votes:
What I don't understand, is how Breitbart managed to stay so f*cking fat despite being a coke-addled retard.
2012-11-12 10:52:25 AM  
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Thunderpipes: Headso: Thunderpipes: They breed faster, also a fact. Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.

what if they promise free abortions? did I just blow your mind?

Well, considering that they ran on that, well, ya.

I just wish liberals would actually care and think about solutions, instead of how to use tax dollars to stay in power. The deficit crisis is bad, and getting much worse each day, and none of you care. Are any of you parents? Don't you care that in 10-20 years we will be in deep, deep trouble with no way out?

How much do you think we need to cut taxes on the job creators to fully solve our debt problem? 20%? 50%?


A slight tax cut would be nice. But that alone would not do it. We need massive cuts in domestic spending, military and social. We need to reform the big entitlements. We need to make being poor hard, and put unemployment back to what it should be, emergency fund to get back to work.

Democrats want to do one thing and one thing only, tax the rich. Best estimate on that are a drop in the bucket and don't take into effect growth slowdown because of pressure on business owners. Love Obamacare or not, that is another giant lump of costs thrown onto employers. I mean, really, what is Obama's plan? Instead of 1 trillion dollar deficits, we tax the rich and have 900 billion dollar deficits. I am not a math buy, but adding 900 billion a year to debt is bad, yes? Everything you guys believe in is simply to win elections and gain in numbers for your party. Not a single thing is for the good of the country, not one. Even the auto bailout was nothing but a huge taxpayer campaign fund.

You won an election by convincing half the people that being successful is bad and we need to punish that. How far we have sunk as a people...
2012-11-12 10:48:47 AM  
1 votes:
i1125.photobucket.com

/Dry your vaginas and get on with life.
//Seriously.
2012-11-12 10:45:25 AM  
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Thunderpipes: Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.

What free stuff has been promised. You keep posting generic statements. Post some verifiable facts.

I want to know exactly what taxpayer-funded things have been promised to minorities by democrats.


I was promised a free Thunderpipes cockpunching machine. It just punches thunderpipes. In the cock. For free.
2012-11-12 10:44:28 AM  
1 votes:

Headso: Thunderpipes: They breed faster, also a fact. Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.

what if they promise free abortions? did I just blow your mind?


Well, considering that they ran on that, well, ya.

I just wish liberals would actually care and think about solutions, instead of how to use tax dollars to stay in power. The deficit crisis is bad, and getting much worse each day, and none of you care. Are any of you parents? Don't you care that in 10-20 years we will be in deep, deep trouble with no way out?
2012-11-12 10:43:43 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.


What free stuff has been promised. You keep posting generic statements. Post some verifiable facts.

I want to know exactly what taxpayer-funded things have been promised to minorities by democrats.
2012-11-12 10:33:03 AM  
1 votes:

Skw33tis: Thunderpipes: ...Minorities really do breed much faster. So do poor people. They all vote for whomever gives them the most free stuff...

Oh, but Republicans aren't racists, and the Democrats are the real racists for saying so. Right.

No doubt, it's an isolated incident.


What do facts have to do with racism? You are aware of the facts about demographics, right? Democrats, but even more now that Obama is the Messiah, get the overwhelming majority of minority votes. This is a fact. They breed faster, also a fact. Democrats can remain in power, and even gain in power simply by promising free stuff.
2012-11-12 10:25:58 AM  
1 votes:

born_yesterday: Because reform of the health insurance industry is the worst thing this country has ever faced, apparently.

Especially when that reform is largely the Republican plan proposed as an alternative to HilaryCare.



Ever stop to think that the Republicans know that their plan sucked, and was never really a serious offer? It was just a pile of bullshiat intended to make Hillary look bad.
2012-11-12 10:21:18 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: Does America's future look bright to you? We will be 20-22 trillion in debt by the end of Obama's 2nd term. Growth at best will be maybe 2%. Taxing the evil rich will not put even a dent in the deficit, and all projections on that do not factor in the negative aspects of taxing people, many who run businesses.


Show your math, unless you're like the average Right Winger and this is your Kryptonite. I know, I know, facts and logic don't belong in 'The Truth', but here in the real world, we like to use them to make informed decisions, you know, kind of like Nate Silver did to prognosticate the election results.
2012-11-12 10:16:27 AM  
1 votes:
So if Romney got more votes, he might have won the election?

Well, that's, uh... I mean it's true. I guess that counts for something. Good job, Breitbart Dot Com. You have managed to find a fact.
2012-11-12 10:09:23 AM  
1 votes:
So what they're saying is that if Mittens had gotten more votes and Obama less then he would have carried those states and won? Is that how it works? Mind=Blown.

And if you people would like to go by popular vote instead of the EC that's fine since the result is the same in this case.
2012-11-12 10:08:09 AM  
1 votes:

AngryPoet: Thunderpipes: Headso: Breitbart's corpse is right, republicans shouldn't take this loss as meaning anything, the "squeaker" win that Zerobama pulled off shouldn't cause them to change their OP one bit. If anything the votes they did get were because of them and they should double down on the anti-science, morality police, anti-immigration rhetoric and throw in some more fear mongering and promises of military adventurism too all while ignoring any criticism or fact checking from the liebral-leftist-lamestream-driveby-media conspiracy. In short, suck it libs!

Dems just have the advantage. Mexicans, blacks are all in their corner no matter what and they breed like crazy. That alone gives them elections. Then you have moron young people, who cannot get a job out of college but still scream for Obama's nut droppings.

Just going to get way worse before, if ever, it gets better. Math is simple, and we cannot afford this route as a country. Eventually, you run out of successful people to tax because their won't be enough, and the screaming hordes of young unemployed Democrats will never see reality because they are idiots.

What a Debbie Downer....


Does America's future look bright to you? We will be 20-22 trillion in debt by the end of Obama's 2nd term. Growth at best will be maybe 2%. Taxing the evil rich will not put even a dent in the deficit, and all projections on that do not factor in the negative aspects of taxing people, many who run businesses.

All you did was win an election and further divide the country. No thought it given to anything long term. We really are done as a country unless something changes. Minorities really do breed much faster. So do poor people. They all vote for whomever gives them the most free stuff. Eventually, even Fark can see where that leads. There is no such thing as free stuff. Eventually, capital will move away.

Was what, 67% of debt to GDP ratio when Obama took over? Now 101%, and climbing fast. By the end of his second term, interest payment on the debt alone will be in the 500 billion dollar range. We would need a 500 billion dollar surplus to even start paying down the debt. Do any of you really thing it is possible to get out of debt, ever?
ecl
2012-11-12 09:59:36 AM  
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: If it weren't for the dancing horse, I wouldn't have spent the year in Electoral College.

  

graphics8.nytimes.com
2012-11-12 09:59:06 AM  
1 votes:
We don't have slaves anymore. We don't need the electoral college.
2012-11-12 09:56:55 AM  
1 votes:
Small states are already overrepresented in the House and wildly overrepresented in the Senate. They have a voice in government. The EC needs to go.
2012-11-12 09:55:42 AM  
1 votes:
A change in just six of the numbers to the winning ones on my Megamillions quick pick and I would now be a millionaire.
2012-11-12 09:45:55 AM  
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Palin/Santorum 2016


Santorum/Palin. We can't have a woman being anything other than submissive to a man.

// Which is why Coulter/Bachman would work...
2012-11-12 09:41:21 AM  
1 votes:
If Bapp hadn't designed that poorly fitting dressage horse costume he might not have been turned into a slurry.
2012-11-12 09:38:33 AM  
1 votes:

Le Grand Inquisitor: Free Radical: If Obama wouldn't have won by a landslide it wouldn't have been a mandate.

That election was not a mandate...popular vote was close and the the house stayed GOP. If you expect political capital and change, you are sorely mistaken


Bigger popular vote margin than 2004 (3.01 mil vs. 3.31 mil)
Bigger popular vote percent margin than 2004 (2.47% vs. 2.69%)
MUCH bigger electoral college margin than 2004 (34 vs. 126)
Significantly bigger effective margin than 2004 (in 2004, a universal 2.12% spread would've given Kerry the win; in 2012, it would take a universal 4.7% spread)
Significantly bigger "swing" margin than 2004 (120,000 votes in Ohio vs. the headline's 330,000 votes in 4 states).

George W. Bush and the beltway media claimed a mandate out the goddamn wazoo. I believe this is referred to as "Chickens is coming home to roost, so stop farking them."
2012-11-12 09:36:07 AM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: If Breitbart were alive today, he wouldn't be dead.


*golf clap*
2012-11-12 09:32:19 AM  
1 votes:
It would be deliciously ironic if the same voter suppression tactics used by the republicans where the cause of Romney's 333,000 vote shortfall.
2012-11-12 09:30:58 AM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Does Brietbart really believe the election was close?

Or is this something they say to make morans feel better?

2012-11-12 09:30:22 AM  
1 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
2012-11-12 09:29:53 AM  
1 votes:

DoBeDoBeDo: Can we just go back to the old system of strange women lying in ponds, distrubuting swords?


That's no basis for a system of government!
2012-11-12 09:29:43 AM  
1 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
So Breitbart now gets their news from South Park?

Maybe they don't recognize that it's a parody ?

2012-11-12 09:27:52 AM  
1 votes:

Dear GOP

dl.dropbox.com
2012-11-12 09:26:37 AM  
1 votes:
The obvious solution is for white people to have lots and lots ofsex to produce generations of little Republican voters.

/I'm available, ladies.
2012-11-12 09:26:34 AM  
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: Obama won by ~3.3 Million popular votes.


Not only that, but Romney (as of the current count) received fewer total votes than even John McCain and John Kerry.
2012-11-12 09:25:25 AM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: Like my grandmother used to tell me "If the dog hadn't stopped to lick his balls, he would have caught the rabbit."

/totally serious


Not applicable to this particular saying, but one of my dad's favorite saying is "Passed around more than the ugly chick at the orgy."

Some other good ones, too. Dad is a visionary.
2012-11-12 09:21:22 AM  
1 votes:

Penguin_named_Nori: Oh, look! More butthurt.



Maximum butthurt is predicted within the next 10 days.

and then a gradual reduction in butthurt is forcast for the remainder of the year.
2012-11-12 09:19:28 AM  
1 votes:
If I'd have gotten some of that sweet, sweet election money I wouldn't be posting here with you farkers. I'd have hookers and blow and a Trans Am.

/and two girls at once.
2012-11-12 09:19:12 AM  
1 votes:

trotsky: I hope to Tyr he uses it. I hope he shoves it down their throats. And I am going to make fun of crying little whimps like the local shills. They can't handle reality. It's funny.


You do realize, given his track record, he's not going to do that. I know, it's a real bummer but it's true. He'll back down in the interest of compromise.

Or I'm totally wrong, he'll step on their balls and ensure a Democratic sweep in the mid terms and we'll all have socialism. Dare to dream.
2012-11-12 09:16:20 AM  
1 votes:

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: brobdiggy:

I understand why we don't do national popular voting (recount nightmares... yikes)... but voting should be done electorally be DISTRICT instead of at the STATE level.
In other words, All states should do what Nebraska and Maine do..
It makes the most sense, and it doesn't leave voters feeling disenfranchised like the current system does.

However, it would never pass, because liberals in blue states and conservatives in red states wouldn't allow it.

If it did pass they would gerrymander the shiat out of it.


What do you mean 'would' gerrymander the shiat out of it?
2012-11-12 09:14:46 AM  
1 votes:

Sneakernets: "But we derped so hard, how could we lose?"

Something tells me these guys are never going to leave last Tuesday night. They're trapped in time.


manilovefilms.com

Knows a lil' somethin' about being trapped in time
/and low on gas
//and surrounded by evil
///Ash is a republican??
2012-11-12 09:14:17 AM  
1 votes:

Cybernetic: Technically, women have external genitalia. They just don't protrude to nearly the same extent.

/Got nothing.


Eunuch?
2012-11-12 09:14:16 AM  
1 votes:
LOLOLOL.

I remember when the GOP took Wisconsin and Ohio. With margins of far less than 150K each we were told that they had a "mandate" to bust Unions and sell off state, and taxpayer, assets to their Koch buddies. And that was with a 28% turnout.

Guess what, Butthurtpublicans? The Dems, and B-Rock, the Islamic shock Super-Allah Obama actually have a mandate now. A pretty substantial one.

I hope to Tyr he uses it. I hope he shoves it down their throats. And I am going to make fun of crying little whimps like the local shills. They can't handle reality. It's funny.
2012-11-12 09:10:49 AM  
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Sgt Otter: If Alabama had just scored six more points, they'd still be undefeated.


Why must you pour salt in the wound?

Why?
2012-11-12 09:08:43 AM  
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Honest Bender: [i47.tinypic.com image 763x427]

332,999 votes....


He might have won the election after all!
2012-11-12 09:08:33 AM  
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The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: [cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]
Forever Alone


Don't you think he looks tired?

/Will be commentator on Bain wil buy Fox News.
2012-11-12 09:06:24 AM  
1 votes:
and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops. what's your point?
2012-11-12 09:05:41 AM  
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And if the Mets had won one more game in 2007, they would have made the playoffs that year.

/yes, I'm still bitter about that, how could you tell?
2012-11-12 09:04:35 AM  
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Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: MrVeach: How is it a democracy if half the people want someone else as president? Maybe they should split the term percentagewise based on votes. Obama first 25 months, Romney last 23? Stagger it?

It's not a democracy. It's a representative republic.


Thank God for that. A pure democracy would be bad, what with all the retards.
2012-11-12 09:01:46 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe the Republicans didn't get off work yet.
2012-11-12 08:59:05 AM  
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Obama's victory doesn't constitute a mandate for his far left agenda to "transform America" into some nightmarish amalgam combining the worst features of a European socialist state with an Indonesian oligarchy.


What is this I don't even
2012-11-12 08:58:07 AM  
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Free Radical: If Obama wouldn't have won by a landslide it wouldn't have been a mandate.


That election was not a mandate...popular vote was close and the the house stayed GOP. If you expect political capital and change, you are sorely mistaken
2012-11-12 08:56:54 AM  
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How is it a democracy if half the people want someone else as president? Maybe they should split the term percentagewise based on votes. Obama first 25 months, Romney last 23? Stagger it?
2012-11-12 08:55:39 AM  
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And let me guess.... these votes are hidden away somewhere, confiscated by Liberals working the polls, perhaps of the Black Panther variety?
2012-11-12 08:54:05 AM  
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Oh, look! More butthurt.
2012-11-12 08:53:59 AM  
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Krymson Tyde: The obvious response for republicans is to dial up the derp, that should get them the results they want.

Palin/Santorum 2016


Come on, Palin is so 2008 bro

/Bachmann/Santorum 2016
2012-11-12 08:52:49 AM  
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Look at the big ole mandate on that guy.
2012-11-12 08:50:00 AM  
1 votes:
And if he'd not been born rich and spoiled, he'd just be some random Mormon dude.
 
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