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(Slate)   Duke sucks   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Kentucky Wildcats, Mike Krzyzewski, Pardon the Interruption, amateurism, pickup games, John Calipari, Adolph Rupp, Barry Switzer  
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1573 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Nov 2012 at 9:00 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-12 09:11:41 AM  
I hate duke as much as anyone. But what a long winded article that said nothing. I hate the duke graduate system more fir graduating that writer.
2012-11-12 09:16:36 AM  
2012-11-12 09:19:43 AM  
As a lifelong Duke hater and Wildcat fan, I came to this article with high hopes. Instead, this is just done in one.
2012-11-12 09:27:21 AM  
Its cute how this guy thinks that NC, Kentucky, UCLA, Mich. St., etc... aren't also sold to recruits as brands.
2012-11-12 09:50:09 AM  
Over in one.
2012-11-12 09:51:45 AM  
Welcome to the forces of good and light, Matt.
2012-11-12 10:20:40 AM  
That was a lot of words to say "I just realized college sports are big business, where's my fainting couch?"
2012-11-12 10:30:13 AM  
The writer blows as much as Duke sucks.
2012-11-12 10:30:45 AM  
Well, that's seven minutes of my life I'd like to have back. Fourteen, really, since I had to re-read it to verify that there was no point at all to that article.
2012-11-12 10:31:24 AM  
Your blog sucks.
2012-11-12 11:41:00 AM  
Well reading that was certainly a waste. Was the author going for some kind of post grad credit for this?
What the fark was his point?
2012-11-12 12:16:28 PM  
Christ, that sucked. And I consider Duke Elimination Day a national holiday.
2012-11-12 12:31:10 PM  
FTA: "Kentucky is the ugly truth the NCAA wants to hide, and Duke is the hysterical lie they hide it with."

That was the only line worth reading.
2012-11-12 02:24:27 PM  
I thought this would be like the article that came out during basketball season last year (possibly in SI?) that exposed Coach K as a smarmy egomaniacal two-faced lying control freak. Instead I find an over-degreed pretentious academic demonstrating his ability to say nothing in a heart-wrenching abuse of clarity and brevity.

/done in one
//Duke sucks
2012-11-12 02:40:43 PM  
Still no mention of Chris Duhon or Corey Maggette?
2012-11-12 05:07:32 PM  

MyRandomName: I hate duke as much as anyone. But what a long winded article that said nothing. I hate the duke graduate system more fir graduating that writer.

Was gonna ask for a cliff notes version of that article because it felt like I was missing something. But thanks to posts like this, I realize no, I'm not missing anything except the time it took to try to read it.

\and yes, dook sucks
\\they're on tv more than Leave It To Beaver reruns
\\\yes, I was present for the game that gave us that mantra :D
2012-11-12 08:28:15 PM  
That article sucked more than the Harvard cheating scandal taking down Tommy Amaker in slow motion.
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