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Slaxl:Sybarite: I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you too.
As a Social Scientist with all of my degrees in SS, i say to you: this article does not exclude SS's from being cool. Social Scientists can be confident, attractive, successful and aloof.
The monastery of the Monks of Cool is found in a laid back valley in the lower Ramtop mountains. They are a reserved and secretive sect and believe that only through ultimate coolness can the universe be comprehended, that black goes with everything, and that chrome will never truly go out of style. To become a fully accepted Monk, a novice is given the following test. Several outfits are laid out in front of him and the tester asks, "Yo, my son, which of these outfits is the most stylish thing to wear?" The correct answer is "Hey, whatever I select".
I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you too.
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