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(Celebitchy)   Hawaii Five-O's Alex O'Loughlin wins the bizarre baby name of the week   ( ) divider line 35
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6657 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Nov 2012 at 8:34 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-12 08:31:31 AM  
Ennnnnnnh. I don't know. I've heard much much worse.
2012-11-12 08:46:14 AM  
2012-11-12 08:48:16 AM

2012-11-12 08:49:42 AM 

/also: Leon, Lionel, Leonidas, Ari, Dillon etc.
2012-11-12 08:56:49 AM  
What's the problem?
2012-11-12 09:01:21 AM  
Came for Thundercats references. Leaving satisfied.
2012-11-12 09:06:48 AM 

man, if only I had more time to watch hack actors on crap shows, maybe i could give a shiat.

/is he the new Han Solo?
2012-11-12 09:07:44 AM  

mhd: [ image 203x240] 

/also: Leon, Lionel, Leonidas, Ari, Dillon etc.

Lyman Hall, signer of the declaration of independence.

Trainwreck in the making, anyway.
2012-11-12 09:32:24 AM  
Obviously the writer isn't a surfer, cause then he'd be like, who the hell is this hack tv actor shacking up with Malia farking Jones?!
2012-11-12 09:40:06 AM  
Did he Bing it ?
2012-11-12 09:46:34 AM  
"I see some really stupid children being born as a result of these two meeting." - T. Servo
2012-11-12 09:56:33 AM  
Could care less what he names his children, I just like to look at him as close to naked as I can. Fully naked would be better but I haven't found any full frontal as of yet.
2012-11-12 10:01:45 AM  
I'm shocked it wasn't Bing Subway O'Loughlin
2012-11-12 10:02:20 AM  
Named after Snoop?
2012-11-12 10:38:52 AM

Am I a lion?
2012-11-12 10:40:32 AM  

Sybarite: Lion-O'Loughlin?

That's perfect.
2012-11-12 10:48:03 AM  

Fish in a Barrel: [ image 400x225]

Am I a lion?

One of the best episodes of TV ever...

You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
What'd he do?
The midget.
Arson. The little man loved fire
2012-11-12 12:31:26 PM  
So his Initials are LOL. Nice. So ROTFLMAO is next? Robert Oliver Theodore Franklin Luke Mariano Agustav Osbourne?

Personally I don't think it is so bad, unless his kid marries a girl named Tamer........
2012-11-12 01:01:07 PM  

Son of Thunder: Came for Thundercats references. Leaving satisfied.

THIS. Hoooooooooo!
2012-11-12 01:10:23 PM  
Book 'em, Leo.
2012-11-12 02:05:15 PM  
The guy sent out a press release cause he named his kid Lion?

I guess it worked.
2012-11-12 02:36:01 PM  
He couldn't even have gone with Leo or Leon?
2012-11-12 02:37:32 PM  
Some actor gave his kid a stupid name says a guy who goes by Kaiser.
2012-11-12 02:47:11 PM  
Whoopty doo, odd names are par for the course around here.

At least you can write that name out in its entirety without getting a sore arm, and say it in one breath. Some of the names around here, you can't.

Don't believe me? Here's the Vital Stats page for our local newspaper.

Please join me in welcoming to the world, this month's winner of the Long Name Competition:

Mariah Marie Alohilani Kamahinakalamalamaohamahealani Josepina Margarita Meneses
2012-11-12 02:55:00 PM  
It's easier to objectify a child/offspring when you aren't actively parenting. Hold your child or otherwise interacting with your child is considered more of a 'photo op' than a sincere expression of affection. Until this is realized, Blanket, Apple and such will simple suffer the slings and arrows of the limelight.

/Moon-Unit and Dweezle exempt from such trivializations as their father was a musical god.
2012-11-12 03:25:07 PM  

Sybarite: Lion-O'Loughlin?

2012-11-12 03:36:45 PM  
*tightens up onion belt*

That show sucks. He is NOT Steve McGarrett.
2012-11-12 04:46:51 PM  

fruitloop: [ image 225x300]


Came here for the LOL. Thanks.
2012-11-12 05:33:33 PM  

Rickenbacker: *tightens up onion belt*

That show sucks. He is NOT Steve McGarrett.

[ image 420x400]

This. There's no way that guy is even half as good as Jack Lord.

I think they should have been bolder and made the lead role Asian, or at least part Asian, and say he was Steve McGarrett's son. Russell Wong would have been a good choice a few years ago, maybe now too.
2012-11-12 05:38:18 PM  
His long lost older sister.

2012-11-12 07:55:42 PM  

hiwoman: Obviously the writer isn't a surfer, cause then he'd be like, who the hell is this hack tv actor shacking up with Malia farking Jones?!

Yeah...I don't know either of them, but from the article I saw that she was a "surfer/model" (meaning she models swim suits).

I would let her ride my long-board...if you know what I mean.
2012-11-12 08:28:06 PM  
What was the point of remaking Hawaii Five-O? The show's just another CSI clone with the '70s theme song slapped on it.
2012-11-13 12:32:22 AM  
The theme song is WHY I watch it.

(my guilty-pleasure cop show each week. sorry.)
2012-11-13 10:13:20 AM
2012-11-13 11:57:09 PM

Lion Gardner born in 1599. bought an island off of Long Island that is still owned by his family.
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