QFTFA:
"...he destroyed our Poland operation to stop missiles from coming from Iran to the United States," Inhofe said.

Whats this? Thats some sweet bogey man fear mongering there...the sad thing is Inhofe's base will not even give it a second thought and go straight to panic mode.

... It's a book ad. =/ thanks subby.

Uchiha_Cycliste: ... It's a book ad. =/ thanks subby.

Pretty much all of WND is a book ad of one sort or another. So at least they're fleecing the morons who believe this stuff.

Published: 6 days ago

WTF?

MORE RELEVANT THAN EVER! 'FOOL ME TWICE' - $4.95 TODAY ONLY!


After today it'll be on sale.

Frederick: QFTFA:
"...he destroyed our Poland operation to stop missiles from coming from Iran to the United States," Inhofe said.

The only way missiles are getting from Iran to the US is if buy or steal them and ship 'em over. For once I agree with Romney; I'd like to be able to fire someone for this sort of gross incompetence.

I thought this Petraeus thing WAS the post election surprise.

St_Francis_P: Uchiha_Cycliste: ... It's a book ad. =/ thanks subby.

Pretty much all of WND is a book ad of one sort or another. So at least they're fleecing the morons who believe this stuff.

WND readers read books? I suppose it doesn't matter. The important thing is that they *buy* books.

I would guess that the mint-condition books are added to a library of derpitude, proudly displayed on the same shelf as an equally unread Bible and a commemorative plate depicting Ronald Reagan weeping as the Twin Towers burn.

Just think: Somewhere you have a second cousin or aunt typing in his or her credit card number to order this book, right now.

Snake oil helps ease butt hurt pain and other maladies.

I'm in the wrong business. What I should start doing is making baseless predictions tailored to the fears/desires of my target audience. You know, sort of like street psychics.

There's Nate Silver predicting an election, and there's columnists trying to scare you with what Obama will do in his second term, as they and they alone are privy to this information

"Obama will mandate that all white girls who reach the age of 17 have a train run on them by Angola inmates. Buy my book to learn more."

Heh... The GOP and its stooges have learned nothing from this election.

The second Obama was projected to win re-election, the stock price of DERP skyrocketed. Another profitable four years for wingnuts.

jayhawk88: Just think: Somewhere you have a second cousin or aunt typing in his or her credit card number to order this book, right now.

I think I'm something of a rarity on fark - I have no derpy close family.

My aunt is a bigger liberal than I am (and an Israeli citizen), as are her daughters, and my second cousins are children of a news editor and a researcher. The derpiest member of my family was my grandfather, who (in March 2008) mas mistrustful of Obama ("Isn't he a Muslim?"). He came around long before the election, and voted for the fella.

My dad's...3rd cousin? 4th? Lives in Israel and is very religious. Really sweet, and they didn't kick me and my girlfriend out (we paid them a visit, with my dad and her mom) for our sinful behavior.

Anyway, I just wanted to point out that I'm better than all of you. I just have to work on my sneer now.

// what's the book called?
// Going Galt: A Guide for the Derplexed

I like this headline.

thatboyoverthere: Things is I know a couple of white girls that would fight to be first in that line.

Different strokes for different folks, man.

Kibbler: So wait. "Destroying our Poland operation" means wetting the bed?

You young people and your memes.

You know who ELSE Destroyed a Poland operation!??!??

heinekenftw: "They have this war on fossil fuels," Inhofe said. "He's doing everything to kill domestic production of oil, natural gas and coal. This is something that is just un-American."

Why does everything have to be a goddamned "WAR"? The "other side" is guilty of it too. The "war on women". They never even officially declared Viet Nam a war, now everything is.

"Legally, he was supposed to come out in terms of people, jobs and money of each regulation every six months. "


Uh, Translation anyone?

heinekenftw: "They have this war on fossil fuels," Inhofe said. "He's doing everything to kill domestic production of oil, natural gas and coal. This is something that is just un-American."

Hey dumbass, slowly transitioning our industry away from oil before it runs out in 50 years isn't "killing" anything. It's being smart and proactive before the inevitable disaster hits. You're the un-American, so farking obsessed with profits and oil in the short term that you don't see the catastrophe coming if we don't invest in alternative energies starting NOW.

I'd more go with: If you're telling me that the President of the United States, the most powerful man in the free world, is doing everything in his power to kill domestic production of oil, gas, and coal. For the last four years.

And despite all his efforts:
Oil is at a 10 year high
Natural gas is at an all time high
Coal production has been fairly steady since 1994.

So, Senator Jackoff, even IF you're not lying out your ass about Obama's actions and intentions, I think we can safely say that, if you're right, we have nothing to worry about because Obama is farking INCOMPETENT at killing off domestic energy production.

Duke Slater: On behalf of Oklahoma, I apologize to the United States and the world for repeatedly sending this dangerous caricature of a rational human being to Washington. However, I understand that I have apologized for this so many times now it has become meaningless, like a guy who beats his wife nightly then mumbles 'sorry..." on the way to the fridge for another Coors light.

Thank you. I understand how you feel, too. Hell, my state hoisted Reagan on the country. Twice! Here's an idea: When Texas secedes, take Inhofe's favorite piece of anti-environmental legislation and chuck it in right before they close the gates. Don't worry, he'll be ok. They have bbq in Texas, too. When you get home just tell the kids he must have gotten out and run away.

Today's IEA report, US to become world's biggest oil exporter and become energy independent by 2030. We are down to importing only 20% of our oil at the moment. Right Wing Reality failure again.

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