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(Black Sports Online)   Von Miller loves to mock Cam Newton. Hilarious dance after Newton sacked for a safety   (blacksportsonline.com) divider line 36
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2012-11-12 09:23:33 AM  
Joe Buck would've called that disgusting.
 
2012-11-12 09:37:10 AM  
cam newton is terrible. he bought the hype. he launched a clothing line and called it "the best thing he'd ever done in his career"

he'll be out of the league in 5 years.
 
2012-11-12 09:49:28 AM  

Biness: cam newton is terrible. he bought the hype. he launched a clothing line and called it "the best thing he'd ever done in his career"

he'll be out of the league in 5 years.


Ha! Is this true? And if so, is that where his wookie-fur sweater came from a couple weeks ago?
 
2012-11-12 09:55:05 AM  

Biness: cam newton is terrible. he bought the hype. he launched a clothing line and called it "the best thing he'd ever done in his career"

he'll be out of the league in 5 years.


That may be. Hopefully he's not like JaMarcus and is saving some money. Make it while you can, because you never know when a hit will ruin your career. Marcus Lattimore may never get that chance.
 
2012-11-12 10:04:30 AM  

UNC_Samurai: That may be. Hopefully he's not like JaMarcus and is saving some money. Make it while you can, because you never know when a hit will ruin your career. Marcus Lattimore may never get that chance.


I don't know if I should feel guilty about this. When I saw that injury and the showed his family, the first thought I had was wow, he just missed out on a huuuuuuge payday. (not the candy bar). Second was I hope he makes a full recovery.
 
2012-11-12 10:05:20 AM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Biness: cam newton is terrible. he bought the hype. he launched a clothing line and called it "the best thing he'd ever done in his career"

he'll be out of the league in 5 years.

Ha! Is this true? And if so, is that where his wookie-fur sweater came from a couple weeks ago?


it is true. he's completely melting down. acting like a baby in press conferences.
 
2012-11-12 10:06:27 AM  

thecpt: UNC_Samurai: That may be. Hopefully he's not like JaMarcus and is saving some money. Make it while you can, because you never know when a hit will ruin your career. Marcus Lattimore may never get that chance.

I don't know if I should feel guilty about this. When I saw that injury and the showed his family, the first thought I had was wow, he just missed out on a huuuuuuge payday. (not the candy bar). Second was I hope he makes a full recovery.


hopefully he has a willis mcghee bounceback
 
2012-11-12 10:10:10 AM  
Von Miller is the best LB in the league HANDS DOWN.
 
2012-11-12 10:24:14 AM  

The Bestest: Joe Buck would've called that disgusting.


I've always thought that was only because Troy's is he only arse he wants to see.
 
2012-11-12 10:25:47 AM  
What the hell happened to Cam Newton?
 
2012-11-12 10:29:15 AM  

Zombie Hitler: What the hell happened to Cam Newton?


Same thing that happens during every superstar rookie quarterback's second season: the team defenses know now what he'll do.
 
2012-11-12 10:34:29 AM  

Zombie Hitler: What the hell happened to Cam Newton?


He stopped being great after Week 4 last year and no one bothered to notice? He produced the best for FFB when his team was down 20 points and Steve Smith was getting open by a half-dozen yards on shell defenses?

The only times they're successful as a team is when they run the ball, yet no player on the team has more than 75 carries this season?

There are any number of reasons for this.
 
2012-11-12 10:46:48 AM  

IAmRight: Zombie Hitler: What the hell happened to Cam Newton?

He stopped being great after Week 4 last year and no one bothered to notice? He produced the best for FFB when his team was down 20 points and Steve Smith was getting open by a half-dozen yards on shell defenses?

The only times they're successful as a team is when they run the ball, yet no player on the team has more than 75 carries this season?

There are any number of reasons for this.


Rivera should never have been fired. Cam may actually suck. everything has gone sideways. clear everyone out, pay bill polian whatever he wants to come back.
 
2012-11-12 10:48:28 AM  

Zombie Hitler: What the hell happened to Cam Newton?


He got a boost out of the lockout during the preseason. Everyone's offense looked better last year.

Compound that with a roster that's falling apart at the seams, injuries, a poorly handled offensive game plan to try and accelerate Cam's transition to more of a pocket passer, and things came unraveled quickly this year.

And Cam doesn't help himself or people's perception of him. He rides an emotional roller coaster, which is doubly bad with the flaky roster around him.
 
2012-11-12 10:49:39 AM  
cam douche

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000086217/Louis- M urphy-recovers-fumble-in-end-zone-for-Panthers-TD
 
2012-11-12 10:51:51 AM  

starlost: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000086217/Louis- M urphy-recovers-fumble-in-end-zone-for-Panthers-TD


No. Quit buying into Darryl Johnston trying to shoehorn the narrative into this. Cam has his problems, but the bullshiat he's spitting into the microphone is just that.
 
2012-11-12 11:02:57 AM  

farbekrieg: thecpt: UNC_Samurai: That may be. Hopefully he's not like JaMarcus and is saving some money. Make it while you can, because you never know when a hit will ruin your career. Marcus Lattimore may never get that chance.

I don't know if I should feel guilty about this. When I saw that injury and the showed his family, the first thought I had was wow, he just missed out on a huuuuuuge payday. (not the candy bar). Second was I hope he makes a full recovery.

hopefully he has a willis mcghee bounceback


Definitely preferable to a Chris Henry bounceback.
 
2012-11-12 11:26:11 AM  
Cam newton is the lastest incarnation of David Klingler. The line in front of him is so terrible he'll be used up before we can find out if he's any good.
 
2012-11-12 11:29:38 AM  
I don't watch Carolina very often but that offensive line is terrible. Being a pocket passer isn't going to work when the offensive linemen can't slow down the pass rush.

And Von Miller is a beast.
 
2012-11-12 11:42:32 AM  

kactuspatch: farbekrieg: thecpt: UNC_Samurai: That may be. Hopefully he's not like JaMarcus and is saving some money. Make it while you can, because you never know when a hit will ruin your career. Marcus Lattimore may never get that chance.

I don't know if I should feel guilty about this. When I saw that injury and the showed his family, the first thought I had was wow, he just missed out on a huuuuuuge payday. (not the candy bar). Second was I hope he makes a full recovery.

hopefully he has a willis mcghee bounceback

Definitely preferable to a Chris Henry bounceback.


Can I have the aisle seat next to your window seat?

Brilliant.
 
2012-11-12 12:37:55 PM  
Safety dance!

/Earworm
//You're welcome
 
2012-11-12 12:45:30 PM  

Dogfacedgod: Von Miller is the best LB in the league HANDS DOWN.


4.bp.blogspot.com

You. You're a liar and you're wrong.
 
2012-11-12 01:25:42 PM  

MrJesus: Dogfacedgod: Von Miller is the best LB in the league HANDS DOWN.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x416]

You. You're a liar and you're wrong.


Welllll, you're HALF right.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 02:04:37 PM  

xaks: MrJesus: Dogfacedgod: Von Miller is the best LB in the league HANDS DOWN.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x416]

You. You're a liar and you're wrong.

Welllll, you're HALF right.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x596]


sportsandrec.files.wordpress.com

What you say?
/yeah I know he's not an edge rusher
 
2012-11-12 02:10:11 PM  

neuroflare: xaks: MrJesus: Dogfacedgod: Von Miller is the best LB in the league HANDS DOWN.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x416]

You. You're a liar and you're wrong.

Welllll, you're HALF right.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x596]

[sportsandrec.files.wordpress.com image 551x508]

What you say?
/yeah I know he's not an edge rusher


C'Mon, man, that's like comparing this

l.yimg.com

to this

static.cargurus.com


Totally different machines built for very different things, and both hella good at what they are designed for. Not a direct competition.
 
2012-11-12 02:31:48 PM  

xaks: neuroflare: xaks: MrJesus: Dogfacedgod: Von Miller is the best LB in the league HANDS DOWN.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x416]

You. You're a liar and you're wrong.

Welllll, you're HALF right.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x596]

[sportsandrec.files.wordpress.com image 551x508]

What you say?
/yeah I know he's not an edge rusher

C'Mon, man, that's like comparing this



to this




Totally different machines built for very different things, and both hella good at what they are designed for. Not a direct competition.


I know I know. Just want to see him with pro bowl honors. We all know willis is the all pro
 
2012-11-12 03:17:12 PM  
What happened to Newton? Steve Smith. No blood left in that stone. among other reasons.
 
2012-11-12 03:26:44 PM  
I don't have a horse in this fight, but I will say that "loves to mock Cam Newton" came out WAY weirder in my head as I was browsing the headlines.

Carry On.
 
2012-11-12 03:34:58 PM  

MBTAhole: What happened to Newton? Steve Smith. No blood left in that stone. among other reasons.


More of "defenses have a year of tape to study through the offseason".

That, and they STILL don't have squat besides Steve Smith,
 
2012-11-12 03:46:33 PM  

xaks: MBTAhole: What happened to Newton? Steve Smith. No blood left in that stone. among other reasons.

More of "defenses have a year of tape to study through the offseason".

That, and they STILL don't have squat besides Steve Smith,


We've got three running backs who are all overpaid and aren't getting the ball enough, or maybe they're not getting the ball because what's left of our O-line can't block worth a crap. Or maybe it's because the overpaid, fragile LB corps and the non-existant secondary let opponents run rampant.
 
2012-11-12 03:48:54 PM  

xaks: That, and they STILL don't have squat besides Steve Smith,


Actually they have two starting-caliber RBs that they treat as a platoon, thereby f*cking both of them and the team. Olsen is a pretty good TE.

But everyone has to pretend like everyone's so terrible around Newton. Let's remember that when Carolina had the year that got them the No. 1 overall pick, their QB was Jimmy Clausen, Steve Smith was playing injured all year and not getting separation, Stewart AND Williams both got injured, and their defense was worse than it is now, too.
 
2012-11-12 03:57:22 PM  
What happened to Cam Newton? A severe medical condition called "I was right," that's what happened.
 
2012-11-12 03:59:39 PM  

robsul82: What happened to Cam Newton? A severe medical condition called "I was right," that's what happened.


My fictitious 2010 drafting of JJ Watt No. 1 overall is looking more and more prescient as we get further into their careers.

/virtually everyone in that class said they'd stay the hell away from Newton
//that interview with Gruden did not help him in the minds of us amateurs
 
2012-11-12 04:20:12 PM  

PowerSlacker: kactuspatch: farbekrieg: thecpt: UNC_Samurai: That may be. Hopefully he's not like JaMarcus and is saving some money. Make it while you can, because you never know when a hit will ruin your career. Marcus Lattimore may never get that chance.

I don't know if I should feel guilty about this. When I saw that injury and the showed his family, the first thought I had was wow, he just missed out on a huuuuuuge payday. (not the candy bar). Second was I hope he makes a full recovery.

hopefully he has a willis mcghee bounceback

Definitely preferable to a Chris Henry bounceback.

Can I have the aisle seat next to your window seat?

Brilliant.


Hopefully no one was standing next to you when the lightning bolt hit.
 
2012-11-12 05:57:40 PM  

EyeballKid: Zombie Hitler: What the hell happened to Cam Newton?

Same thing that happens during every superstar rookie quarterback's second season: the team defenses know now what he'll do.


Dan Marino 1984

Had to.
 
2012-11-12 06:40:04 PM  

IAmRight: He stopped being great after Week 4 last year and no one bothered to notice?


I constantly need to remind people a) last year saw the worst passing defense in NFL history across the league, b) Cam played some of the worst defenses, particularly early on, and c) the first 8 weeks of the season last year were WORSE than the total season stats indicate.

The strike killed many pass defenses last year. I think it was a bit easier for offenses to work out together and stay in a cohesive rhythm, at least between QBs and receivers. It's much harder for defensive backs to handle "game speed" when they have not been in a game situation (many play on their heels).
 
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