Larva Lump: Clown sweaters are still OK, right?
skullkrusher: walkerhound: Charged with menacing. So anytime you scare someone, you can be charged with menacing. Only in Boulder™meh. Lemme know next time you're on a flight. I'll get some swarthy gentlemen to stand up and start yelling "Allahu Akhbar!"Ya know, just for kicks.
walkerhound: Charged with menacing. So anytime you scare someone, you can be charged with menacing. Only in Boulder™
AverageAmericanGuy: Sorry to break this to you, kids. Fun has been canceled forever.But we have great impact protection suits for you to wear!
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