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(ESPN)   Can an injured and depleted Pittsburgh team take out the Chiefs? Will Todd Haley's bad blood against his former team boil over? This is YOUR Monday Night Football thread (ESPN 8:30PM)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 1256
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2012-11-12 07:27:30 AM  
Sports are still canceled for this month.
 
2012-11-12 10:31:24 AM  
Just throw it to Heath Miller, all game long, every play.
 
2012-11-12 11:58:48 AM  

basemetal: Just throw it to Heath Miller, all game long, every play.


This could work.
 
2012-11-12 12:49:59 PM  
If the Steelers don't win tonight by at least 21 points, they should be required to give back all six Super Bowl titles.
 
2012-11-12 12:51:22 PM  
Steelers by 14 points.
 
2012-11-12 01:30:01 PM  
Week 10 weird stats & stuff:

-Just 14 of the 32 NFL teams boast winning records after week 10 (tonight's game will not change this number). Only one winning team (Indianapolis) has been outscored on the season. Only one losing team (San Diego) is positive in net point differential.
-Your top 5 teams in scoring so far: New England, Denver, New York Giants, Tampa Bay, Baltimore.
-Even after holding Miami to just 3 points yesterday, Tennessee has allowed 26 more points on the season than any other team.
-The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are ranked 30th in overall defense, even though they are #1 against the run. Then again, not so surprising when they're 32nd vs. the pass.
-The Kansas City Chiefs are the only team in the league not to allow a fourth down conversion...probably because they're also the only team in the league which hasn't faced a fourth down conversion attempt...probably because they've never actually led a game when the opposing offense had the ball.
-Say what you want about the Buffalo Bills' defense, but at least you can't say they're not generous. They've given up the first down nearly half the time (46%) an opponent lines up for a third down play.
-But the most giving defense in the league belongs to the New Orleans Saints, who are allowing 25.9 first downs/game (two more than anyone else, and ten more than league-leading Houston).
-The Denver Broncos lead the NFL in sacks, with 31. That's ten more than the Jacksonville Jaguars and Oakland Raiders combined. In fact, Von Miller (second in the league with 10) has as many as the Jags by himself.
-Speaking of the Broncos, there have been eight safeties recorded in the NFL this season. Denver has two of them.
-Chicago's defense improved their league-leading interception total to 19 last night. What's more impressive, they've returned seven of those for touchdowns; no other team has more than three pick-sixes.
-Kansas City would have to force a full Jake plus three more turnovers tonight, without coughing the ball up themselves, to move up into a tie for 31st in turnover margin.
-Only four games this week have been decided by one score or less (yes, there was that tie). Just as many were 20+-point blowouts.
-Baltimore's Jacoby Jones has personally accounted for 25% of the kick return touchdowns this season.
-That whould be why he was the backup: Matt Cassel has thrown 8 more interceptions on 123 fewer attempts than Tom Brady.
-Remember when throwing for 3,000 yards in a season was a big deal? Five quarterbacks would hit that plateau with 300-yard games next week (and one of them is Carson Palmer).
-What about when rushing for 1,000 was? Two running backs (Adrian Peterson and Marshawn Lynch) have already done that.
-Among runners with at least 100 rushing attempts on the season, none have been more effective than New England's Stevan Ridley when it comes to moving the chains, though: Ridley has picked up a first down on 31.4% of his 172 carries.
-The Packers' Tom Crabtree is one of only two tight ends to record multiple receptions of 40+ yards. He has only six receptions in all, though.
-Only three kickers are still perfect on field goals this year, and only one of them (Phil Dawson) has spent the entire season on an active roster.
-Finally, two teammates are ranked 1-2 in the league when it comes to penalty yardage against. What really makes this stand out is that their team is one of only two in the league which has played only 8 games so far. Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a big hand (holding a jersey, while the pass is in the air) for defensive backs Keenan Lewis (138 penalty yards) and Ike Taylor (107) of the Pittsburgh Steelers!
 
2012-11-12 01:36:29 PM  
I will be livid if they lose to the god damn Chiefs.
 
2012-11-12 01:47:30 PM  

Quasar: I will be livid if they lose to the god damn Chiefs.


Interesting pattern:

Pittsburgh is 18-10 all time against the Chiefs. However, neither team has won consecutive games in the series since 1992, when the Steelers took the last of four straight vs. K.C. Pittsburgh won the most recent meeting, in November of last year.
 
2012-11-12 03:58:56 PM  
I would be surprised if even Steelers fans are watching the game after half time.
 
2012-11-12 03:59:53 PM  

Quasar: I will be livid if they lose to the god damn Chiefs.


I will be too, and I'm a Chiefs fan.

/#1 pick here we come!
 
2012-11-12 04:35:11 PM  
I'll just leave this here... >.>

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 04:49:23 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: I would be surprised if even Steelers fans are watching the game after half time.


I'll have it on, but I'll probably fall asleep some time during the second half. I can never seem to stay up late anymore.

And I am under no illusion that the Steelers are a lock. I don't care if it's the Chiefs, the Steelers have a unique talent for blowing leads and losing to teams that would leave Nate Silver himself scratching his statisticals. If it can be blown, they CAN blow it.
 
2012-11-12 05:11:22 PM  

nekom: And I am under no illusion that the Steelers are a lock. I don't care if it's the Chiefs, the Steelers have a unique talent for blowing leads and losing to teams that would leave Nate Silver himself scratching his statisticals. If it can be blown, they CAN blow it.


Of course they can. Because Ike Taylor.
 
2012-11-12 05:57:10 PM  
Today has been maybe the worst day of my life, and I feel like watching the Chiefs is not going to help that one iota. But there I'll be, sitting on my couch, watching those suck asses suck ass.
 
2012-11-12 06:24:17 PM  
Ready for a win, scared of playing down to the competition (as the Steelers seem to do).

Please guys, let me get to bed early tonight.
 
2012-11-12 06:24:35 PM  
Week 10 Delhomme Leaderboard on Monday Night

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (2 INT, FUM)
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (3 INT)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Ben Roethlisberger, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Cassel, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2012-11-12 07:25:07 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: I would be surprised if even Steelers fans are watching the game after half time.


I couldn't believe the giants would lose or the niners couldn't beat the rams.

/grrrrr
 
2012-11-12 07:31:49 PM  

robsul82: Week 10 Delhomme Leaderboard on Monday Night

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (2 INT, FUM)
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (3 INT)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Ben Roethlisberger, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Matt Cassel, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0

 
2012-11-12 07:33:14 PM  
god damn stripping my images 

cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2012-11-12 07:33:42 PM  
KC to cover. Weather will prevent anyone from scoring more than 20. 17-10 Steelers
 
2012-11-12 07:34:22 PM  
The Steelers tend to play to the level of their competition. This will be closer than it should be on paper.
 
2012-11-12 07:35:10 PM  

nekom: basemetal: Just throw it to Heath Miller, all game long, every play.

This could work.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-12 07:36:45 PM  
Steelers 38 Chiefs 10

I don't care how it happens, the Steelers better win or we can forget about the playoffs.
 
2012-11-12 07:37:04 PM  

irishman4: god damn stripping my images 

[cdn.ksk.uproxx.com image 600x337]


Thank God nobody had a 50.0 in that game...such tumult, such argument would've been had.
 
2012-11-12 07:38:16 PM  

irishman4: god damn stripping my images 

[cdn.ksk.uproxx.com image 600x337]


Thanks buddy. Thanks.
 
2012-11-12 07:40:15 PM  
awfulannouncing.bloguininc.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-11-12 07:41:24 PM  

tnpir: If the Steelers don't win tonight by at least 21 points, they should be required to give back all six Super Bowl titles.


Shut your whore mouth!

They always play poorly against teams they "should" beat...look no further than losses to the farking Raiders and Titans this year.

Plus the weather is awful and they are probably thinking about that Baltimore game next week. I hope and think they will win, but it will be close:
 
2012-11-12 07:41:37 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 07:41:54 PM  
FARK IT.

MATT CASSEL GREW A GOATEE. PREPARE FOR EVIL MATT CASSEL.

CHIEFS WIN.
 
2012-11-12 07:42:36 PM  

dethmagnetic: Quasar: I will be livid if they lose to the god damn Chiefs.

I will be too, and I'm a Chiefs fan.

/#1 pick here we come!


Do you really want Matt Barkley?
 
2012-11-12 07:45:53 PM  
Let's get this outta the way:

i1322.photobucket.com 

Go Chefs!

/Recovering Chiefs fan
//First pick next year
///Probably gonna waste it on Matt Barkley...
 
2012-11-12 07:47:40 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-12 07:48:11 PM  

basemetal: Just throw it to Heath Miller, all game long, every play.


Use Mike Wallace too.
/Fantasy League
 
2012-11-12 07:49:30 PM  

dethmagnetic: Quasar: I will be livid if they lose to the god damn Chiefs.

I will be too, and I'm a Chiefs fan.

/#1 pick here we come!


Sorry Chefs fans that pick belongs to the Jaguars, who will use it on Matt Barkley and allow him to stay in his college apartment while the Jags plan their move to LA.
 
2012-11-12 07:51:00 PM  

libranoelrose: [24.media.tumblr.com image 390x220]


Add a big "Go Chiefs!" and it would be perfect!
 
2012-11-12 07:51:06 PM  
cdn.tss.uproxx.com

Mean mofo going to drop some Kansas City fools tonight!
 
2012-11-12 07:51:25 PM  
WHAR WRASSLIN THREAD WHAR
 
2012-11-12 07:51:38 PM  

Quasar: I will be livid if they lose to the god damn Chiefs.


The Steelers have lost to both the Raiders and the Titans this season, so I'm not taking this game for granted.
 
2012-11-12 07:51:46 PM  
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2012-11-12 07:51:57 PM  

Mind of the North Star: WHAR WRASSLIN THREAD WHAR


I am starting to get worried
 
2012-11-12 07:52:11 PM  
Steelers/Chiefs???

Time for Seinfeld reruns.
 
2012-11-12 07:52:53 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Today has been maybe the worst day of my life, and I feel like watching the Chiefs is not going to help that one iota. But there I'll be, sitting on my couch, watching those suck asses suck ass.


Aw, I'm so sorry to hear that, mitch! You never know, you could end up having a good time, right? Maybe?
 
2012-11-12 07:55:34 PM  
Go Chefs...A, as always go with the underdog if the game has no impact on your team's standing, and B, I don't want my guys to be the only team to manage to lose to these dudes. Not hardly, haha.
 
2012-11-12 07:55:43 PM  

irishman4: Mind of the North Star: WHAR WRASSLIN THREAD WHAR

I am starting to get worried


I don't see one in the queue. There were some submitted, but no greens. You can send a farkback, if you want. Sometimes that works.
 
2012-11-12 07:56:00 PM  
will the Chiefs have a lead at any point in this game? is the real question.
 
2012-11-12 07:57:08 PM  

Di Atribe: irishman4: Mind of the North Star: WHAR WRASSLIN THREAD WHAR

I am starting to get worried

I don't see one in the queue. There were some submitted, but no greens. You can send a farkback, if you want. Sometimes that works.


how do you do that
 
2012-11-12 07:57:25 PM  

Harv72b: -Kansas City would have to force a full Jake plus three more turnovers tonight, without coughing the ball up themselves, to move up into a tie for 31st in turnover margin.


Wow, that is an ugly,ugly nugget, I already felt bad for Romeo but now I feel worse.

//extra points for expressing numbers in FARK meme units though
 
2012-11-12 07:58:58 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 07:59:25 PM  

libranoelrose: [24.media.tumblr.com image 390x220]


Where did you find this ? One of the greatest animated GIFs I have seen in a long time.
 
2012-11-12 08:05:39 PM  

irishman4: how do you do that


Right below the comment box, there's a red banner with "notify admins" & "notify mods." There's a link under those two options that says "Farkback." Or you can just ctrl+F "farkback." That works, too. :)
 
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