I haven't seen a record in a long time.

He nailed Adriana Lima...lucky guy

Lenny Kravitz's new album, "More Songs That Car Companies and Airlines Will Like"

Random_McEric: Hahahahahahaha. Better hope he beats Smashmouth to it.

Maybe Tom Cruise never dipped the wick there, eh?

She wouldn't have that innocent librarian look if I had my way with her...

PSA:

Whenever you see the word "pals" in a so-called article about celebrities, it's total BS.

Seriously. Pals? Who uses that word, other than tabloid fiction writers.

I don't know if this is anything but an urban legend, but I've been told several times that if they use the word pals rather than friends, assocaites, etc, they can get away with basic libel.

True or not, it still is BS when you see pals.

i wouldn't date her if i got platinum for that

Lenny Kravitz hasn't had a really good album since "Mama Said." He needs to give up those damn power chords.

He should have stayed with Natalie Imbruglia... she is asstacular.

Well she is only dating him for the publicity, so they're even.

Oh and Tom Cruise is NOT gay.

Am I the only person in the world to not find Nicole Kidman in the least bit attractive?

Don't get me wrong, she's no swamp donkey, but she's no spanner either.

spanner n. Top totty (qv); she who tightens your nuts.

Excellent article! Way to go NYP!!

/cranks up Let Love Rule

I think she used to be hot, but now, she looks, well, different? I don't wanna say alien, cause that implies she is so weird I woldn't hit, which I'm not saying. Maybe she over-did the botox just a bit or something.

I'd ride her like Shergar

Asking rockers to give up power cords is like asking chef Paul Prudhomme to give up spices. It ain't going to happen.

I'll date his records to have him sell me Nicole Kidman

ha Commodore

Date her? Hell now. I don't want a relationship. I don't particularly want to have a discussion with her either.

Let's jump right to the sex slave part ;-)

Hit it? Only until I have a heart attack ;-)

Funny, Moe Sizlack, I feel the EXACT opposite. I think she used to look creepy. All that pale white skin and big hair... she looked like one of the vamps from the original Buffy movie. Over the past 6-7 years she's really proved herself as an actress. She also looks stunning now.

She is so damn hot it gives me chills and in my opinion she has one of the best asses in Hollywood

niethan i wouldn't date her if i got platinum for that

Uh... What??

binnster : yes.

And it doesn't get any more obvious than this. She's certainly made the rounds since dumping Tom, though. Probably thrilled to find outu what sex is like when the guy reaches your shoulders and doesn't require a mirror in front of him. And, oh yeah, isn't gay.

She's got that "marriage material" look. Not common in a Hollywood filled with biatches and ho's :)

Let me say it: LENNY KRAVITZ SUCKS. NO TALENT ASS CLOWN. (Of course, he's dated more supermodels than me... but that's not the point).

I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm not attracted to her.
She has a nice body and a pretty face, I'd do her.

That being said, there is something in those eyes that say "I will make your life a living hell".

On the other hand, I hear she collects shoes. It's a known fact that women who collect shoes are more likely to consent to anal.

he is only dating Nicole Kidman to help sell his records

So now she works in a record store?
Or is she selling them over the internet?

I dated a girl once because she had a boat... (and she was also very free-spirited concerning sex in puyblic places)

Ken_Iseeum

My goal is to date a girl who owns a pool table and makes homemade beef jerky... then I just sit back and reap the benefits.

Hell it's just good to see one of these celebrities admit that they fark for sales.

I agree with Pubo. Kidman to me would be the type that needs attention 24/7 and if you didn't give it to her, it would cost you in many ways.

I agree with Pubo. I knew a girl with a vast collection of shoes who was into anal. And I hear that Imelda Marcos can make a chair disappear when she sits down.

i agree with pubo as well, okay well really just only about the anal thing. and thats just wishful thinking. shes the kinda girl u know anal would be the best with- all stuck up and what not. eh eh?

Anal sex with Nicole Kidman? Maybe the young Mr. Cruise got a taste for it! That being said hes NOT gay.

Honesty ... best policy.

Lenny Krap-hits. When he releases a song with one modicum of originality, I'll be surprised.

Nicole Kidman is incredibly beautiful in real life, or was when I saw her in 1991, Mr Titchy was with her too, he really is a short arse, and I'm a short arse! She had firey red hair then....dunno why she went crappy blonde since. It was during the filming of that godawful movie Far and Away, in Dingle. Worse film ever and worse accent ever from Cruzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz/Cruise/Thingee

On the subject of Lenny 'Krap-hits', does anyone know how to get that irritating 'I wanna fly away' tune out of your head - it's driving me nuts.

Nothing more believable than a NYPOST gossip article. As for Nicole, wouldn't touch it with a stick - she's attractive, but there's this Scientology problem...

moobs She'll have you jerking beef while she practices her trick shots...which all sounds dirty, but just adds up to marriage.

binnster
Replace it with the fantastically similar 'Are you gonna go my way'

Hell, it even rhymes for gott sake. He's pure 'music by numbers'

She is boring, not attractive at all.

Get with the program guys. He's with her cos she is hot as hell. She's a real real woman. She aint no scrawny whingey britney, nope she oooozes sexiness.

by the way, I'd hit it. twice.

Pubo mate, you've made my day.

hey, lennie? it ain't working, dude. why don't you go on and join hendrix and off yourself. THEN maybe i'll get interested in your retro shiate.

FormlessOne: she dumped Tom because she's not into Scientology, and promptly shipped their kids off to Australia to be with her family to keep them away from it.

Another reason she's cool.

I agree, FormlessOne. Who the hell subscribes to some pseudoreligious bullcrap a bad sci-fi writer made up? To win a bet, even!
If I ever want a woman with that much vacancy between the ears, I'll buy a RealDoll(tm).

He dated Adriana Lima? MY Adriana Lima???? It's time to take him down.

He dated Adriana Lima? MY Adriana Lima???? It's time to take him down.

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Thanks for that LaughingGremlin, not so much a cure as a doubling of the problem. It's amazing how they merge into one after a while isn't it?