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(Time)   Because cancer, HIV, and poverty have all been cured, scientists have moved on to solve the most enduring mystery of our time and prove the existence of Sasquatch   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 37
    More: Fail, Sasquatch, HIV, University of Idaho, Utah Man, Animal Planet, poverty, existence  
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5704 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Nov 2012 at 12:28 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-12 12:52:33 AM  
6 votes:

"Goony goo goo." 


www.examiner.com

2012-11-12 12:34:10 AM  
5 votes:
This is absolutely ridiculous, since Bigfoot has anti-blimp-detection technology that he received from the Ant People.
2012-11-12 01:31:50 AM  
4 votes:
Everybody knows Steve Austin chased the last Sasquatch back on to its UFO, where it promptly flew back to the stars..
farm5.static.flickr.com
2012-11-12 01:29:15 AM  
4 votes:
img204.imageshack.us
2012-11-12 12:42:19 AM  
4 votes:
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here!
2012-11-12 12:59:25 AM  
3 votes:
images.starpulse.com
2012-11-12 07:28:01 PM  
2 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-11-12 07:22:11 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-12 02:07:25 AM  
2 votes:

Shrinkwrap: I'm an authentic Bigfoot scientician, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net


"A 'scientician', you say? Please go on."
2012-11-12 01:22:07 AM  
2 votes:

Shyla: Every single thing that happens they say "Bigfoots are known to do that" or "that is exactly what Bigfoot does" - like they know so much about an animal that has never been seen, caught, studied, etc.


My personal favorite, "That's classic bigfoot mating behavior!"
2012-11-12 12:49:47 AM  
2 votes:
I'm over here, guys.

Yeesh.

How hard was that?
2012-11-12 12:49:27 AM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Meldrum is kind of a joke in the bigfoot community.


This is funny all on its own.

Imagine being ridiculed by such a community.
2012-11-12 12:43:52 AM  
2 votes:
How much squash has Sasquatch squashed, if Sasquatch has squashed squash?
2012-11-12 12:40:13 AM  
2 votes:
I watched the Zapruder film life 200 times and I still don't see any farking bigfoot.
2012-11-12 02:42:27 PM  
1 votes:

Raven Darke: To be fair, the "scientists" attempting to prove the existance of bigfoot are not at all the same scientists attempting to cure cancer and HIV.


Not true, many Oncology wards have a Sasquatch Division. When doctors switch their rotation the running joke is "Big tumors to Big Feet" and vice versa.
2012-11-12 02:34:58 PM  
1 votes:

acad1228: You can't really say that it doesn't exist. It's just never been proven to exist.


I'm the guy who's supposed to say that.
2012-11-12 10:43:28 AM  
1 votes:
He's covered with hair, and he's got a name like 'Sasquatch'?...
No wonder the dude never comes out of the house where you can photograph him.

/or 'Bigfoot' or 'Yeti' - what were their parents thinking?...
2012-11-12 09:41:58 AM  
1 votes:

TomD9938: FTA : There's two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe Bigfoot is real, and those who don't.

There must be some Bigfoot agnostics out there as well.

So there are three kinds of people in the world.


Yup. I'm an agnostic. I don't know that it's real, but I'd like to believe that it's real.
2012-11-12 08:47:24 AM  
1 votes:
i6.photobucket.com

Really? I am the first? Where are all my Alpha Flight fans?
2012-11-12 06:35:53 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: "Goony goo goo." 
[www.examiner.com image 394x546]


Why??? Why would you post that?!?!? You are EVIL!!!!
2012-11-12 02:15:49 AM  
1 votes:

Apos: In order to achieve his goal,though, Meldrum needs to raise $300,000-plus in private donations


Good luck with that Kickstarter, buddy.


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Who's gonna fund that?

THESE GUYS, baby!!   

/it's just that we're not comfortable being a power trio, man!!
2012-11-12 01:57:23 AM  
1 votes:
I'm an authentic Bigfoot scientician, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
2012-11-12 01:36:39 AM  
1 votes:
i721.photobucket.com
Not amused.
2012-11-12 01:34:23 AM  
1 votes:
Will they also have an army of dogs with talking collars whilst they track the mysterious beasts?
2012-11-12 01:16:08 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here!


You ought to at least give credit where it's due. Click for Mitch.
2012-11-12 01:15:43 AM  
1 votes:
I do think there's a Squatch in these woods...
2012-11-12 01:13:59 AM  
1 votes:
I, for one, can't believe that Obama has reassigned all the scientists working on cancer, HIV, and poverty to Bigfoot research. Hope and change indeed.
2012-11-12 01:12:14 AM  
1 votes:
I once asked a Bigfoot nut how come no skeletons had ever been found. He said "they are cannibals."
That's pretty much when I gave up. You honestly believe you know enough about them to know they are cannibals but can't prove they exist? Yea, ok.

That's like that Finding Bigfoot show on Animal Planet. The hoakiest show known to man. Every single thing that happens they say "Bigfoots are known to do that" or "that is exactly what Bigfoot does" - like they know so much about an animal that has never been seen, caught, studied, etc.

Phooey.
2012-11-12 01:04:08 AM  
1 votes:

Cpl.D: I have a hypothesis about 'footers, kooks, and other pseudo-scientists.

I think it's an issue with wanting to be respected. These kooks see the respect actual scientists and doctors get, and they crave it. They want it badly. But not badly enough to do the years and years of hard work to actually get to that level. They want the respect, but they're lazy.

So they become kooks. Any idiot can become a "bigfoot expert". You watch some blurry bigfoot videos, you learn how to make your own plaster casts, ensure you can't properly identify animal hair, join footer boards on the 'net, and print out a GED in bigfoot expertise. Boom, done. You're now a bigfoot expert. You've found the shortest pillar to climb, and when you get to the top, you get to bask in the applause of the very limited bigfoot believer crowd. It's just a shame you'll never contribute anything worthwhile, other than a footnote in historical texts about cults.


The retirement and health benefits are pretty sweet, though. Also, you can't beat the hours.
2012-11-12 12:59:04 AM  
1 votes:
I have a hypothesis about 'footers, kooks, and other pseudo-scientists.

I think it's an issue with wanting to be respected. These kooks see the respect actual scientists and doctors get, and they crave it. They want it badly. But not badly enough to do the years and years of hard work to actually get to that level. They want the respect, but they're lazy.

So they become kooks. Any idiot can become a "bigfoot expert". You watch some blurry bigfoot videos, you learn how to make your own plaster casts, ensure you can't properly identify animal hair, join footer boards on the 'net, and print out a GED in bigfoot expertise. Boom, done. You're now a bigfoot expert. You've found the shortest pillar to climb, and when you get to the top, you get to bask in the applause of the very limited bigfoot believer crowd. It's just a shame you'll never contribute anything worthwhile, other than a footnote in historical texts about cults.
2012-11-12 12:53:00 AM  
1 votes:
In the end they shoot him. But he teaches us about things.
2012-11-12 12:49:37 AM  
1 votes:
As the resident cryptozoologist here, I'd like to say one thing: THERE'S NO FARKING BIGFOOT!

/So many other possibilities out there, and this hairy SOB gets all the attention (and grants).
2012-11-12 12:43:03 AM  
1 votes:

taurusowner: The research probably won't find bigfoot, but I bet it will find something very neat and unknown. Even now, there's a ton of stuff out there we have no idea about. Wasn't there a fark article last year about some expedition finding a bunch of new species, like some blue spider or something?


Yes, because a spider is just like finding an 8 foot tall biped.
2012-11-12 12:42:42 AM  
1 votes:
FTA : There's two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe Bigfoot is real, and those who don't.

There must be some Bigfoot agnostics out there as well.

So there are three kinds of people in the world.
2012-11-12 12:40:36 AM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Meldrum is kind of a joke in the bigfoot community.


I laughed pretty hard at this.

Well done.
2012-11-12 12:38:09 AM  
1 votes:

arentol: We discover new organisms every day. Admittedly they are usually incredibly small or very deep in the ocean or the most impassible jungle, but we still keep finding them. Who knows, maybe this will actually find something new.


A new organism in the deepest depths of the ocean or a small monkey discovered in the impassible jungle still isn't an 8 foot tall walking monkey that only drunk stupid people have claimed seeing.
2012-11-12 12:36:59 AM  
1 votes:
bigfootresearchuk.com
 
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