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(IndyStar)   After crashing his car into a house, the driver has one question for the homeowner: "You want some pizza?"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, Mustang GT, homeowners, bus drivers, Central Indiana, William Kise, Pizza box form factor  
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2587 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Nov 2012 at 3:40 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-12 09:00:46 AM  
2 votes:
This seems reasonable.
I was taught that it is good manners to bring your host/hostess a gift when dropping by unexpectedly.
2012-11-12 03:54:37 AM  
2 votes:
"If we don't demolish in 30 minutes, this pizza is free"
2012-11-12 07:49:33 AM  
1 vote:
Peyton Manning is out of control already.
2012-11-12 04:04:56 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, but you're still fixing my bay window, you doughy stoner.
2012-11-12 03:48:37 AM  
1 vote:
Depends on the toppings.
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