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2012-11-11 07:24:30 PM
Whimsically whimsical whims.
 
2012-11-11 07:24:30 PM
No, fark you.
 
2012-11-11 07:24:34 PM
Fewer*
 
2012-11-11 07:25:04 PM
Odorous, crunchy, sticky
 
2012-11-11 07:25:17 PM
Shaken, not stirred.
 
2012-11-11 07:25:53 PM
The Great
 
2012-11-11 07:26:10 PM
Walk of shame.
 
2012-11-11 07:26:14 PM
Bald
Black
What?
 
2012-11-11 07:26:18 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Whimsically whimsical whims.


You are full of the whimsy!
 
2012-11-11 07:27:22 PM

Mr. Murder: Walk of shame.


You bought skinny jeans?
 
2012-11-11 07:27:26 PM
Must chase snatch
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 07:28:37 PM
I like boobs
 
2012-11-11 07:29:21 PM

Ceteris Paribus says: Mr. Murder: Walk of shame.

You bought skinny jeans?


He said walk of shame not walk of pain.
 
2012-11-11 07:30:13 PM
I'm a lurker.
 
2012-11-11 07:30:49 PM

dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!


:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!
 
2012-11-11 07:31:41 PM
Batteries not included
 
2012-11-11 07:31:59 PM
Bendy flower lady
 
2012-11-11 07:32:16 PM
Kinda neato Texan
 
2012-11-11 07:32:36 PM
I'm so happy!
 
2012-11-11 07:32:41 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!

:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!


I mustache you a question.
 
2012-11-11 07:33:06 PM

doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!

:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!

I mustache you a question.


I snorted
 
2012-11-11 07:33:10 PM

doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!

:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!

I mustache you a question.


BUT I'M SHAVING IT FOR LATER, HAH HAH!
 
2012-11-11 07:34:22 PM
Awesome in bed
 
2012-11-11 07:34:30 PM
Big SARS Fan.
 
2012-11-11 07:35:27 PM

KingoftheCheese: I'm so happy!


My neighbor's eight year old daughter excitedly told me yesterday that there was a NEW Chuck E. Cheese nearby.
I secretly wished it was your store, because that would be fun. :)
 
2012-11-11 07:35:34 PM

Lafiel: Awesome in bed


I don't believe you.
 
2012-11-11 07:35:54 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!

:D

(Sean Connery Mode ON)

Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!


My absolute favorite Bond line was from a Connery film. Forgive me for not remembering which one off the top of my head but picture this. Bond gets out of the swimming pool, dripping wet, oozing sexiness. He takes his woman in his arms and passionately kisses her. The bad guys burst in with guns drawn. One of them tells Bond to freeze (or something along those lines). Bonds response? "It looks like you caught me with more than just my hands up."

BEST LINE EVER!

I have all the Bond movies. Love, love them. Connery was the sexist Bond. :)
 
2012-11-11 07:36:03 PM

Lafiel: Awesome in bed


If you were my woman I'd move your bed into the kitchen.
 
2012-11-11 07:36:35 PM
And by awesome in bed, I mean I don't steal covers, I'm a heater in winter and ice block in the summer.


/ also the coked up monkey sex.
 
2012-11-11 07:36:53 PM

iamrex: Bendy flower lady


That can be interpreted in several ways.
 
2012-11-11 07:37:44 PM

generalDisdain: KingoftheCheese: I'm so happy!

My neighbor's eight year old daughter excitedly told me yesterday that there was a NEW Chuck E. Cheese nearby.
I secretly wished it was your store, because that would be fun. :)


Ha. That would be fun.
 
2012-11-11 07:37:52 PM

Mr. Murder: Lafiel: Awesome in bed

I don't believe you.


Damn. I'm gonna have to change your fairly to something other than ' first in line for revenge sex'
 
2012-11-11 07:38:39 PM

Ceteris Paribus says: Lafiel: Awesome in bed

If you were my woman I'd move your bed into the kitchen.


I live in a studio apartment so, it practically is already.
 
2012-11-11 07:39:26 PM

dark side of the moon: My absolute favorite Bond line was from a Connery film. Forgive me for not remembering which one off the top of my head but picture this. Bond gets out of the swimming pool, dripping wet, oozing sexiness. He takes his woman in his arms and passionately kisses her. The bad guys burst in with guns drawn. One of them tells Bond to freeze (or something along those lines). Bonds response? "It looks like you caught me with more than just my hands up."

BEST LINE EVER!


Hah, nice!

Unless I miss my guess, I think that's Diamonds are Forever.


dark side of the moon: I have all the Bond movies. Love, love them. Connery was the sexist Bond. :)


Same here! Huge fan of the Bond films.

As far as I'm concerned, the question shouldn't be "Who's the best Bond," it should be "Who's the second best Bond," because it's highly unlikely that anyone will ever top Connery. He was a stone-cold PIMP.
 
2012-11-11 07:39:47 PM
Is it in?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 07:40:04 PM
New 3 words:

MIDDLE EASTERN SEX

That's all.
 
hng
2012-11-11 07:40:06 PM

iamrex: Bendy flower lady


more like Erotic Bread Kneader
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 07:40:41 PM
Mostly water.
 
2012-11-11 07:40:43 PM
Jesus Christ Superstar.
 
2012-11-11 07:41:02 PM

MBK: New 3 words:

MIDDLE EASTERN SEX

That's all.


You have sex with swarthy arab men?
 
hng
2012-11-11 07:41:04 PM
half naked guy
 
2012-11-11 07:41:19 PM

Lafiel: Ceteris Paribus says: Lafiel: Awesome in bed

If you were my woman I'd move your bed into the kitchen.

I live in a studio apartment so, it practically is already.


Well get to making awesome sandwiches, woman!
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 07:41:53 PM

doglover: You have sex with swarthy arab men?


I am a swarthy Middle Eastern man.
 
2012-11-11 07:42:02 PM

hng: iamrex: Bendy flower lady

more like Erotic Bread Kneader


Oh, did you like that?
 
2012-11-11 07:42:18 PM

MBK: New 3 words:

MIDDLE EASTERN SEX

That's all.


Lots of praying and no outlet?

I am sorry, I just couldn't resist. ;)
 
2012-11-11 07:42:30 PM
dingledong flibbertyflub zinglethwaite
 
2012-11-11 07:42:37 PM

hng: half naked guy


Which half. This is important.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 07:43:01 PM
Led. Zeppelin. Rules.
 
2012-11-11 07:43:07 PM
Oh wait, that's my name. Nevermind.
 
2012-11-11 07:43:12 PM

dark side of the moon: hng: half naked guy

Which half. This is important.


The naked half, durr!
 
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