Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Whimsically whimsical whims.
Mr. Murder: Walk of shame.
Ceteris Paribus says: Mr. Murder: Walk of shame.You bought skinny jeans?
dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!:D(Sean Connery Mode ON)Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!
doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: dark side of the moon: You are full of the whimsy!:D(Sean Connery Mode ON)Yesh! I am alwaysh full of the whimshy, HAH HAH!I mustache you a question.
KingoftheCheese: I'm so happy!
Lafiel: Awesome in bed
iamrex: Bendy flower lady
generalDisdain: KingoftheCheese: I'm so happy!My neighbor's eight year old daughter excitedly told me yesterday that there was a NEW Chuck E. Cheese nearby.I secretly wished it was your store, because that would be fun. :)
Mr. Murder: Lafiel: Awesome in bedI don't believe you.
Ceteris Paribus says: Lafiel: Awesome in bedIf you were my woman I'd move your bed into the kitchen.
dark side of the moon: My absolute favorite Bond line was from a Connery film. Forgive me for not remembering which one off the top of my head but picture this. Bond gets out of the swimming pool, dripping wet, oozing sexiness. He takes his woman in his arms and passionately kisses her. The bad guys burst in with guns drawn. One of them tells Bond to freeze (or something along those lines). Bonds response? "It looks like you caught me with more than just my hands up."BEST LINE EVER!
dark side of the moon: I have all the Bond movies. Love, love them. Connery was the sexist Bond. :)
MBK: New 3 words:MIDDLE EASTERN SEXThat's all.
Lafiel: Ceteris Paribus says: Lafiel: Awesome in bedIf you were my woman I'd move your bed into the kitchen.I live in a studio apartment so, it practically is already.
doglover: You have sex with swarthy arab men?
hng: iamrex: Bendy flower ladymore like Erotic Bread Kneader
hng: half naked guy
dark side of the moon: hng: half naked guyWhich half. This is important.
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