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(SFGate)   Another Oakland news crew robbed. Suspects are described as...hm. No description given. If only there were organizations who could help law enforcement and the public identify at-large criminals   (sfgate.com ) divider line 20
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2012-11-11 07:01:43 PM  
4 votes:
www.innvalue.com
2012-11-11 08:15:17 PM  
3 votes:

duckpoopy: Three youths with kinky black hair, brown eyes, flat wide noses and an extra muscle in their calves?



3.bp.blogspot.com


"If you have ever been robbed by a Black Angus calf, you know how unbelievably fleet of foot they can be."

-- Ron Paul Newsletter, 1992
2012-11-11 07:04:53 PM  
3 votes:
Sounds like more suburban white kids out to give Oakland a bad name.
2012-11-11 10:05:08 PM  
2 votes:

crabsno termites: Thai_Mai_Xhu: Must have been "youths", or "students".

"utes"

/not obscure
// still funny.



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What a University of Utah "Ute" mascot may have looked like...

... Once upon a time. 

/PC FTW
2012-11-11 09:02:29 PM  
2 votes:
I want you to hear me tonight, I am not saying that President Obama is the Antichrist, I am not saying that at all. One reason I know he's not the Antichrist is the Antichrist is going to have much higher poll numbers when he comes. President Obama is not the Antichrist. But what I am saying is this: the course he is choosing to lead our nation is paving the way for the future reign of the Antichrist. it is time for Christians to stand up and to push back against this evil that is overtaking our nation and to do so via "the ballot box."
2012-11-11 07:49:45 PM  
2 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: cig-mkr: O.K. I'll be the one to say it.
One of the 47% Romney was talking about.
It's bad enough to be robbed there, imagine if you had to live there.

I do live there. Love this city. Won't ever leave.


Figures.

BTW: your football team SUCKS!

/chokeland gayders
2012-11-11 07:44:48 PM  
2 votes:

Thai_Mai_Xhu: Must have been "youths", or "students".



Yes, this is the proper description.
2012-11-11 07:10:59 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

"Suspect is hatless! Repeat, hatless!"
2012-11-11 07:02:51 PM  
2 votes:
Must have been "youths", or "students".
2012-11-11 06:58:13 PM  
2 votes:
Hide yo' camera
Hide yo' mic
Hide yo' reporter

They robbin' everybody!
2012-11-11 09:51:27 PM  
1 vote:

Thai_Mai_Xhu: Must have been "youths", or "students".


"utes"

/not obscure
// still funny.
2012-11-11 09:14:17 PM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: Thai_Mai_Xhu: Must have been "youths", or "students".


Yes, this is the proper description.


YAY!!!! I finally got one right!
2012-11-11 08:00:09 PM  
1 vote:
They're probably trying to open their own tv station. Next time they're gonna go for the whole van. OGTV biatches.
2012-11-11 07:29:12 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: [i.imgur.com image 477x357]

"Suspect is hatless! Repeat, hatless!"


lh6.googleusercontent.com

Also, uncircumcised. Repeat, suspect IS uncircumcised! 

/also, funny-lookin'
//just in a general funny-lookin'-kinda-way
2012-11-11 07:25:17 PM  
1 vote:

100 Watt Walrus: cig-mkr: O.K. I'll be the one to say it.
One of the 47% Romney was talking about.
It's bad enough to be robbed there, imagine if you had to live there.

I do live there. Love this city. Won't ever leave.


You don't happen to drive a Lexus or Benz do you?
2012-11-11 07:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
Three youths with kinky black hair, brown eyes, flat wide noses and an extra muscle in their calves?
2012-11-11 07:14:49 PM  
1 vote:
Suspect had distinguished hair, and demanded campaign donations.
2012-11-11 07:12:55 PM  
1 vote:
If only news crews had some way to document the thieves, perhaps via some medium that would record their images.
2012-11-11 07:06:04 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't we just cover this about 6 threads ago? You can't name race because you might hurt someone feelings. Better to endanger people then to make someone sad.
2012-11-11 07:01:30 PM  
1 vote:
You can't report how a criminal looks because that may cause people to stereotype.
 
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